mhizsuzzy:
Long tym.......

Chief Jargo dey write exams Shaaa so let's pray for him.

Thanks dear

LEGITLAYO:
Spoiler alert guys!!
Dr jargo has completed his exams and by God's grace, it was a success.
He's gon join us here real soon.
#Anticipate!!

Smiles....Tanx for holding down the fort

oluwafrizzy:
We have eight ( special ways you can salvage the situation or make these ladies learn a lesson or two for coming on a date with friends.


1. Take up her order and ignore her friend(s). Act like you don’t know them and you don’t care.

This is just what you should do in the situation; the easiest thing you can do. Just be like, “You didn’t tell me you were coming with your friends. I won’t be responsible for them. Are we going to continue with our date or move it for another day?”
That way, she’d know shit just got real. If she however thinks her friends must stay, ask her to share her food with her wonderful friends.
It’s not wickedness, you are just sticking to the original plan of the date.


2. Give her friend(s) all your attention, make them feel very important and leave your main date wondering what happened.

This is going to be vintage! Another way to make her realize she made a huge mistake by coming along with friends on a date with friends. To make it worse for her, you can even start flirting with her friends. Tell them some sweet words that are sure to pierce through your date’s heart. Go as far as taking the number of her friend(s) and make sure your girl sees it.
Don’t worry, you won’t see her friend(s) again on any date. Not even on your wedding day. And you won’t also see her number on your phone again. Your girl would do the needful. Lesson learnt, problem solved, forever!


3. Ask all of them to order to their fill, even make ‘take-away’ plans for them. Then, you run away.

This is one of the more wicked things to do to your date and her friend(s). It might look difficult to achieve because you pay at the counter before taking the food away, but I have a way you can pull the stunt.
When they come, you don’t just go to order immediately. You get familiar first. Then you ask them what they would like. Tell them to feel free and eat whatever. Even make them feel like you knew they would be coming. Ask them to make the order and that you need to either pee/answer a call…or better still, fake call and walk away to look for network. Or tell them you forgot your card in the car. Just get them to go to the counter and fool themselves.
Then, you VANISH!
Not only will your date learn the lesson, the atenu friends will learn too. Next time she won’t come on a date with friends.


4. Run as soon as you see her appear with her friend(s). Abort the date!

This one may look cowardly, but it’s a possible solution for those times when you really don’t have money to cater for anyone more than your date. When you can’t take it on, better to run away and live to fight another day.
So here is how you pull this off.
The moment you sight them from afar, put your phone for airplane mode. Find a way to run off from the other side if there is one, or just look for a way to disappear. Call her later in the night, give her an excuse, and complain that the network was fluctuating. Use that money you for spend, buy better fufu and soup. You better spend the money on yourself than on random people.
Another way to escape this situation, in case you were caught off guard, and she already appeared with her friends is to fake an ‘important’ call. Step out with your phones and wallet, disappear, switch off your phones!


5. Buy water for yourself and for all of them.

What better way to make a statement than to do something they will not recover from in years!
Buy only bottled water for all including yourself. Since you all are now having a conference, there should be no heavy meal. Water should serve the purpose! lol.


6. As soon as they arrive, buy your meal, take away, and leave them wondering where you are going.

This method is going to require you being totally mean. Just rise from your seat the moment you see them, step to the counter and order for your meal in a take away pack. Smile at them, say hello and walk out like you were not even there for a date in the first place. She will get the message without you having to say much.


7. Buy only for yourself and make them watch you.

You can as well use this as an alternative as number 6 above. Instead of buying the food and walking out, be more daring by taking the food to their table. Sit and eat away, smiling and chatting like you don’t even have a clue what’s going on in their heads.
8. Buy one meatpie and break it to all of them like you are breaking holy communion.
This is the final and most savage of them all.
Since your date has chosen to bring a friend or friends along, apply the law of diminishing returns. The more they are, the lesser your budget. Get one meatpie and break it into the number of friends present, including your date and yourself. Equal parts, well divided. Eat and be merry, there is love in sharing.
What better way to show generousity and chilvary? lol.

That’s it for this week. If you know other sweeter ways to punish girls for coming on a date with friends, please share with us in the comments below.

Which of the eight ways do you like most?

http://www.frizzyhub.com/2017/10/8-ways-to-punish-girls-who-come-on-date.html?m=1

Funniest post I have read in a while. Needed the laughter. Thanks

mhizsuzzy:
Pls Chief Jargo tips on how to handle my path/pharm
Just finish my 2nd mb exams and I passed 3/3
Help me and thank God and all heavenly occupants.

Congratulations. Thats good news. Will post enuff tips here after my exams.

PharmJohn88:
Truly if you were a bae, I'd have bet on having you. Imagine just one funny man laidat keeping me steadily glued to my phone, painstakingly reading every of his posts word by word, for more than 5hrs. Tarry night pass this one? Dear Jargo, most assuredly, you are a time bomb waiting to explode in the medical world. Your narratives have fervour of flavour. But mistake!... Did I hear you call us "other paramedics"? I'm a prospective pharmacist in the hope of being admitted into #UNIUYO this year. I'm charged by the electrons of your energetic quantum leap in the medical expedition. #Removes cap... And still available to learn... Wish me success, even as UNIUYO doesn't want the admission list published. Love...

Wawuuu....mehn I hope my head wont explode. Thanks for that. Meant alot

Success is urs already.

Lol abt the paramedic reference. Did I say that? I take it back. Lol

dexterousyemi:
DR jargo i must really commend your hardwork. i bet people will keep on benefiting from this thread even when you're outta med sch.

o.k my people i have an article here pls read up , it correct our notion about the field of medicine and also prepare us for what is ahead

https://www.nairaland.com/4131651/secrete-horrors-sleep-deprived-medical

Tnx

UniosunBoy:
Dr. Jargo89..

Honestly I must really commend your good works here. You're really inspiring lot of minds.

The way you pick your points sef , why won't you score high? [ Thumbs Up Bro ]. Learnt so much from you so far.

I'm Studying Anatomy, 300level. Osun State University.

Tnx alot. Appreciate that.

mhizsuzzy:

An A in histopath thumbs up dear

Tnx. Kinda have a special love for Histopathology.

mhizsuzzy:
This forum has been made inactive for long......
Whats happening?
jargo89,
jargo89
jargo89
Jargo89
jargo89
where are you nah?

Smiles, I am actually in the middle of my Block 2 exams sequalae to my Part II MB. Just bear with me till Dec 1st. Will be back with enuff gists as usual.

Hollex01:

Doc. Jargo please give me your number...
I think we should chat privately

07039527567 Here it is. Sorry i missed your earlier request.

mzdiamond:
thanks very much. It's a sister tho not a bro...

Oh....pardon my mistake. Success is urs sis.

chino11:



Its quite sacrilegious to be yarooba. Calling someone Yoruba could be synonymous with de-humanization

You are a sick bastard. Av never uttered any profane words on this forum. But you deserve a barrel of insults. I wont drop low to hate Igbos, but sit down and go through that statement and see how much of a low life you are.

emmalexabl:
MGBATI (Elders) LUNATICS. . .on the loose once more , wish GEJ handed them over to BOKO, Useless people ,ndi ofe mmanu, ndi oji aka ekpo nshi. .mttchew.

Imagine this.

wesley80:
Make I help u sing am


(Chorus by all)
Welcome to Nigeria 99
Welcome to Africa
Welcome to the land where milk and honey flows

Igbo An igbo lady swingings her hips takes to the stage singing)
e bata go ni obodo oma
ebe I hu ni anya di
e ba ta go ni obodo oma ebe ife oma di

An Hausa guy jumps in almost immediately
(Zaki carrying a stick on his neck typical fulani style sings)
Danka rankuza rankuza edenchi
meena yangu ya
danka rinkazo rinkazo a yangu ya

Yoruba: (Yoruba dude with short shokoto and long cap takes over)
Ekabor cori egbura
ekabor lori olorun
eka lati me lori oko

All now gather together and chorus English version
Welcome to Nigeria 99
Welcome to Africa
Welcome to the land where milk and honey flows ....... (chorus till fade)

Loved the song. Just In case u finally find it pls don't fail to share but if u dont, Pls feel free to rock my recreation.

Lol...U got it bro. U just brought some good memories mehn. Thumbs up

mzdiamond:
Hiiii I'm new here and I'm aspiring to study medicine and surgery at unilorin. We're waiting for the admission lists... wish me luck

All the best bro. Success is yours.

Lawlahdey:
It's obvious from the chat that the woman is into masochism and submission.

You're right about the fact that she should have told him instead of cheating but perhaps the husband isn't that type of person.
But like I said...I can't blame her.

You have your points which I understand. But I dont think I agree with not blaming her. But i totally respect your opinion

Lawlahdey:
The wife is into BDSM buh hubby doesn't have dominant bone in him so she had to get it outside.
Can't blame her.

This is wrong on so many levels dear. A man deciding not to 'beat'his wife doesnt mean he lacks a 'dominant bone'. Am not against BDSM in a marriage but if a lady wants it, telling the husband to up his game is better rather than cheating and ruining everything.

Therez a thing line between BDSM and women beaters. So my dear, blame her.

Narldon:






Yea, I agree with You


Same way your English is a serial "failurer"

Lol. Wicked.

hagiosfemi:
Hmmm, Is There Cardio Surgery In Oouth?

Am afraid, no

CARDIOTHORACIC SURGERY

First of all, Cardio is bae. How else can you describe getting to hold the heart with ur hands. The heart!!!! Actually, I have a soft spot for the heart. Altho i admit the brain is the CPU of man, i believe the heart is the generator/light source/battery. Tell me how you operate ur computer without the light source? How can the brain work without blood supply (I love analogies, yeaaah).

A Cardiothoracic surgeon learns to operate on pathologies affect the heart, lungs, major blood vessels in the thorax like the aorta etc. Thus gunshot wounds to the chest, Aortic aneurysms, heart transplants, Valvular stenosis are few of specialties of a Cardiothoracic surgeon.

Why is the heart so special? It is because it has a beautiful way of merging simple with complex. It simply has 4 chambers and a complex blood and nerve supply. It is capable of initiating its own rhythm (autorhythmicity). No brain? No problem. The heart functions on its own (beautiful). And to top it all, what beats being the chief distributor of life (blood and Oxygen). Well, nothing.

++ You wanto take a guess on the organ mentioned most in the bible? Its the heart, my people. Takes something special.

How many years for residency? At least 6 years, could be more.

How is pay? Awesome, as i was told.

How realistic for me? Well Neurosurgery is like that lady you knw u like but will take a miracle to get. Like Tiwa Savage, Omotola Jolade etc.. While Cardio is that extremely pretty lady on ur street, u knw is a little bit out of your league but getting her is still realistic. All u need is luck. Get my drift? *smiles*

Congrats. Wishing you more success

Based on priority; the following are my choices for Specialization.

NEUROSURGERY

Okay; this is more of a dream than reality. Why? Well, because few (really few) teaching hospitals offer this. Neurosurgery is the boss of them all. The Zenith. The oga patapata. The olori oko bam bam. Actually only the best of the best are allowed.

So wetin special for this Neurosurgery na? E special my brother...lol. You learn to operate on pathologies affecting the brain, spinal cord and nerves. If you follow Grey's Anatomy, just picture Derek Shepherd. Head traumas, epilepsy, brain cancer, brain aneurysm, spinal cord injuries; those are your things. Awesomeness (in Kungfu panda's voice).

How many years for the residency? Well, at least 7 years and it could be more

How is the pay? Massive, I heard. Hehehe

How realistic for me? 10%...Hmmm

Before sharing, let me explain what brouhaha on "specialization" is. After MBBS, medical students like all other students have various options which are of 2 broad classes:

* They could start practising immediately after housemanship. These doctors are called General practitioners or more commonly family doctors; altho this is a wrong term to use; as Family medicine is a post graduate course now. You see these doctors in clinics, private hospitals etc. They are the first contact for the ill and altho they are the butts of jokes as malaria and typhoid doctors; they are very important in the management of majorities' health.

* The other option is post graduate studies. Now, medicine is very rich in opportunities for postgrad studies as tho Medicine and Surgery is wide enough, students are not confined within that. Options include:

- BMS such as in Anatomy and Physiology
- Hematology
- Medical Microbiology
- Chem Path
- Pediatrics
- Obstetrics
- Gynecology
- Virology
- Community medicine
- Histopathology
- Pharmacology
- Psychiatry
- Dermatology
- Medicine
- Surgery

Now each of these specialties has subspecialties; e.g. A surgeon can subspecialise as a Neurosurgeon (brain surgeon); Cardiothoracic surgeon (Heart and lung surgeon), Pediatric surgeon; Plastic surgeon etc.

Also one can sub-subspecialize (funny word); for example popular sugeon Dr. Ben Carson is (was) a Pediatric Neurosurgeon i.e. a brain surgeon for children.

So we can all conclude therez a lot of space for everyone to specialize in.*splendid*

Talking about specialization, this is a topic dear to all medical students. Majority of us have a list of choices for specialization.

I will be sharing mine with you guys. Grab a seat.

So how has my Block 2 been? Well Parasitology has been so time consuming. You know, I never paid any respect to Parasites (that sounds funny). However, the 7 weeks on Parasitology posting has opened my eyes on the medical importance of Parasites. Its way more than just Plasmodium and malaria. I think I am starting to give Parasitologists some respect. But I'm a long way from deciding on specialising in Parasitology. Tufiakwa (apologies to the Parasitologists).

Kenerd:
You're a very good narrator.... since October 2015.... you try oh.... keep it up

Thanks

hagiosfemi:

amen, that 'll b a miracle sir, It jusst dawned on me av not been serious. For instance, I have not revised old physiology topics, in biochemistry: pathways and special topics need thorough attention, even my anatomy, I have abdomen, head and neck to study, neuro to complete, embryology to read and systemic histo to finish. Sir, I am just overwhelmed.

I get the feeling. I was so overwhelmed during my 1st MB especially with Embryology's revision. However, therez no need for panic. Residual knowledge will give you the push across the line. Just ensure you give your best.

honourhim:



Be honest to yourself . Go through my original post and you will see that it has no provision for what we are talking about now. It was your brothers that came and diverted the whole discussion. Go blame them.

I blame them too. Cos I dont feel they have the right to derail your thread. You meant well with your post.

Despite that, provocation is never the right choice. Stay blessed bro

hagiosfemi:
Sir Welldone, I Nid Tips For Mb 1, Oou.

Ohh. It's you. My oga at the zenith. I didnt check your picture earlier. Imagine; you asking for tips!!!! I should come and meet you to refresh my anatomy and co sef. Lol.

Dnt worry, success is yours jare. 3 Distinction the minimum. *thumbs up*

LEGITLAYO:
Lool, the boss is back again!
As usual you're still balling..
I'm happy for you man.
Y'all have many smart people in your class.
Truly you're the best class in oachs for now.
My class is coming hot hot after you guys!
We'll make sure we break every records you set... ..
Once again, congratulations boss...

Lolzzz...thanks for the compliment.

You guys will surely be better. I was blown away during my last encounter with you guys. U guys are dope.

honourhim:


Oga forget about your long talk Fashola did not send Igbos out because HE LACKED THE POWERS TO DO IT.. Stop your baseless defence.

As for the Igbo day in ph, it is just the APC members that are kicking against. Anything that will favour Wike they hate it. They just playing politics and we know it.

Let's keep pushing for constitution amendment so you can have the power to claim land and chase people out of your land. For now, keep quiet. YOU LACK THE POWERS TO DO THAT.

FYI, I have no business with what the constitution permits a governor to do within his region. Its the least of my concern. I'm just so chuffed at your attempt to provoke a response which i am sure you will cry about when/if it occurs. Is it the love for being a victim, self hate or hate for your hosts?

These are rhetoric questions, you can keep your answers to yourself.

Narldon:



That was How I was doing Co-Pilot the other day and threw away my remaining change out of the window thinking it’s the biscuit wrapper.

Lol...That was crazy funny. I hope twast true tho....Lmffao