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Ogeam: Yet Peter can't still pray for you, only Christ can do that! No other person has that ministry but Christ, not mary, not peter, not paul or any other mortal that lived. There is only one mediator between God and man [bold] the man Christ Jesus[/bold]. No man takes this honour (of priesthood) on himself except him that is called. Heb 5:4.

so why can a pastor pray for you ?

Popular comedian, AY, has proved to be a man with
heart of gold as he urged his fellow entertainers to stop
the embarrassment of asking ordinary Nigerians to
donate 'just' N15m for their colleague, OJB, who is
down with Kidney failure. via nigeriafilms.com
Source:http:///
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MOST COMMON LIES TOLD BY MEN
1. I wil be travelin b4 24th of Dec of 13 of FEb
2.She is my frends GF
3.I had a crush on ha
4.She is the one disturbin me
5.Am not am home
6.I wil be workin late
7.I was in a meetin dats y I did not pick ur cals
8.We are just normal frends
9.Pls let me call u back I can't hear you
10.My fone is low so u won't be able to reach me so don't bother callin
11.Am wit an old frend dat just came back
12.Am single, i just broke wit my gal cos she was cheatin on me
13.She no longer loves me so I want to move on
14.My ex left me and go married to anoda man cos am not yet working.
15.If u allow me to date u I wil neva cheat on u
16.She is the pest I was tellin u about
17.She is just a gal in my area dat do greet me.dats all
18.Haba what wil I be doin wit dat small gal or old cargo lady
19.Am very broke
20.She is my ex but we re stil frends shar.
Hahhahaahah add your own pls

What if der are using a hotel or the guys house as venue for dia matches......?how wld ur so called CCTV help?

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN
1. A girl knows how to demand.
A woman knows how to contribute.
2. Girls complain too often.
A woman wil observe for a while, n den cal her man's
attentn 2 d matter arising.
3. Girls can spend 5k on ice cream.
A woman can manage 5k to cook for a week.
4. A girl wil wanna keep up with trends.
A woman wil wanna consider her man's progress.
5. A girl wil never ask how he manages.
Caring after him is a woman's priority.
6. A girl wil measure her man's worth by d weight of his
pocket.
A woman will measure her man's worth by his level of
Wisdom, d fear
of God n how disciplined he can be towards finances.
7. A girl is naturally selfish, stubborn n short sighted.
A woman is sacrificial, loyal, future oriented n family
minded.
8. A girl wants everything now.
A woman waits until they can both attend to their needs as
at wen possible.
9. A girl is not considerate.
A woman helps her man to plan.

Below are 16 facts about the new pope.The new Pope has lived for more than 20 years with only one lung.
The new head of the 1.2 billion-member Catholic Church is Pope Francis the first. He was elected on Wednesday at the end of the conclave of 115 cardinals.
1. His real name is Jorge Mario Bergoglio
2. He is 76-years-old
3. He is an Argentinean
4. He is the first Jesuit priest to become Pope
5. He is the first Latin American to become Pope
6. He was the runner-up during the last conclave that elected Pope
Emeritus Benedict XVI
7. He is a conservative known for his strong anti-gay stance. In 2010 he described homosexuality as a “destructive attack on God’s plan.” He was a fierce opponent of Argentina’s decision to legalise gay marriage in 2010, arguing children need to have the right to be raised and educated by a father and a mother.
8. Though conservative, he has criticised priests who refuse to baptize babies born to single mothers
9. He also believes condom can be permissible to prevent disease
10. He is well known for his austere outlook tolife. He is famed for taking a bus to work every day in his native Argentina, giving up his driverand official limousine
11. His austere outlook towards life explains his choice of Francis as his papal name. FrancisAssisi, who he is named after, is a popular Catholic saint who lived humbly and gave possession away to the poor
12. When he was made a cardinal, he persuaded hundreds of Argentineans not to flyto Rome to celebrate with him but instead to give the money they would have spent on plane tickets to the poor
13. In 2001, during a visit to a hospice, he washed and kissed the feet of 12 AIDS patients
14. He is respected for his intellectual prowess
15. He is an anti-corruption­ crusader. He has also accused Argentina’s government of not doing enough to eradicate poverty
16. He has lived for more than 20 years with one functioning lung. His other lung was removed because of infection.

Idokojimmy: See DPO Jumping Fence To Escape From Armed Robbers

This happened in the police station close to Old Market in Sokoto State. At the sound of the armed robbers heavy guns, which was like bombs, the DPO and one of his men quickly escaped through the back of the station, thinking they were about to be attacked by the dreaded Boko Haram.
This is how precarious the security situation in Nigeria has become. How sad!
If senior police officers are being killed by men with more sophisticated weapons and others are running away like this ones, what then is the hope of ordinary Nigerians?
Recall that the IGP announced recently that the force budgeted 2billion for police games. Wouldn't it have been better if such fund were used to renovate their deplorable colleges, training of officers and procurement of more sophisticated firearms? God help us.
http://worldnews.freshgists.com/2013/03/see-dpo-jumping-fence-to-escape-from.html

who take dem the picture?

190: But on a serious note why should a lady have yam leg
Is she a footballer

I'm a very selective person and if I notice she's got that silly
Yam tuber legs - amma kick her out 2b honest

Laff don make me piss 4 my landlord head
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oldlord: man u vs man city, kompany was handed a red card for offence that desever nt even yellow card. so let man u enjoy this ti.e

learn to spell well b4 comin here to comment.

Red-Light:
mtv world music award 2012/2013
it also gave dbanj best african artist 2012/13

best artist not best song....we re talkin abt songs here!!!

alkonami: God bless you sir for this wonderful piece

you did not hav to quote the op again now.

[quote author=emmalexabl]If the white guy is indeed her husband, then goldie lived a wayward life ( most celebrities do) and may God 4give her sins and grant her a perfect rest. . .Amen !! E don pas

St.Ola:
Next time learn not to criticise a process for which there's no superior alternative known to man. You find fault with the practise of electing popes, I asked you educate me on an alternative process, you begin comparing with party politics. What is the truth? Your version or mine? You have now learnt why religion is a personal matter. You can never convince a 2nd party to illumination when he considers you to be the one in darkness.

I already said you're not a concerned party, yet you want to educate Catholics on how to choose their OWN leader. You even failed at this because you only harbour criticism without proposing your solution

u hav rily spoken well

MEILYN: u wont understand nah....i didnt expect u to understand.......keep deceiving ur selfs.....

answer him did jesus not kneel y praying? Den answer me which or what kind of bible do u even read?

MEILYN: u wont understand nah....i didnt expect u to understand.......keep deceiving ur selfs.....

answer him did jesus not kneel y praying? Den answer me which or what kind of bible do u even read?

Yeoal: [img]http://cdn.informationnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Untitled1.pig?9d7bd4[/imp]


Kim Kardashian To Co Host Darey's Concert In Nigeria

The reality star is set to co host the concert . Psquare and other musicians are going to perform at the concert. I'm sure so many Lagos big boys will do any thing to be there.

http://www.yeoal.com/2013/02/reality-star-kim-kardashian-to-host.html?m=0

and SO

busolayemi: gone r dose days wen I av tym for responses on nairaland...buh u c madea, forget bou women emancipation...I tink its only normal a man helps his wife...its not jst bou gender equality buh mayb ma background...I av such a lovin dad who wudnt allow ma mum ovastress hersef...dats minus d fact dat a bigger chunk of d financial stress is on him. For instance, he doesn't allow ma mum wake up at nyt to care for d baby as long has d baby's weaned...most nyt, I wake up nd see him in d livin room, carryin d baby on his chest or his neck...jst to lessen d stress for mummy...nd I can't rememba eva seein dem argue talkless fight...so u c, if u feel am talkin cos of waeva ur reasons, den u nid to get to sum homes...I dnt tink it remove anytin frm a man to help his wife out...yes, d wife shdnt take advantage of dat buh at d same tym...men shd learn to help more....wat do u say of men dat can't even cook...if their wife isn't dere, dey turn to mama bash n eateries...I dnt get african men...so complicated...God bless ma hubby thoe...he's a blessin to me*kissesdearie*

so because yor dad does it yor husband too must do it? Wat if yor husband is from a home wer his mum does everytin at home wat happens?

KINGwax: hehehehe, i said it, a bad wife.. Imagine the sterotyping agaisnt the igbo ppl!!! FIY, i'm a yoruba, and girls like u are better avoided!!
Listen. U fool:
I got ppl i love to nip on, like mynd, sexkillz etc, but biliv wax, it's all for fun, nothing serious. But u, from day one is one hell of a rotten animal i detest!! And my rants against u are sooo real.
i repeat, u'll make a bad wife. And ur mother in-law is in some real deep shitt accepting an animal into thier family. I knw dt by d way u jes told me i need an explanation from my MOM!!
I respect other people's mom and in all my yrs of carefree comments, i dnt insult anyone's parent.
As a yoruba, u jes laid a bad example as a racist!!! And it's ur type dt's aborted all their children durin high school!!!
Listen, hold ur fort, u're a bimbo!!!

guy RESPECT to yor yarns.

manmustwac: NO! They weren't forced to give him. THEY WERE BRAINWASHED!!!

u are so so ryt.....even the educated ones fa!

shadrach77: during the post match conference goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama fumed "I don't knownthe kind of officiating we are having at this tournament. Even if Africa is having its own football, the officiating should not be this bad. i have never seen that kind of penalty call in my life. That penalty shouldn't have been called" he went on, "In our last match, we had a clear penalty and a red card call which was not iven. Now again we are having a penalty awarded against us"

no be dis keeper we see the slip for post the oda dey? Jes like Chelsea fan if der loose match its either ref or the coach

toluxa1: I watched the Chelsea game this night and saw the Hazard incident. Actually "Hazard" is trending right now on twitter and different people have voiced their opinion on whether on the incident. I am a chelsea fan, and even though I clapped for him when he kicked that boy, I don't believe he did the right thing, but I also don't believe he deserved to be sent off for that. Well, that's my opinion. Did you watch the game? What do you think? Did he do the right thing or not? Why? Did he deserve to be sent off or not? Why?

"Hazard had no
right doing what he did, his place is on the pitch. Any
time the ball boy wasted would've been added on....he
let his team mates down.

toluxa1: Ball boys are given a job, A job to speed up the game and keep it running. If a ball goes out, They get the ball straight away and give it back to resume play. Instead, He let it roll past him and keeps it in his arms. Eden Hazard then goes over to him, By that time the ball-boy has led over the top of the ball to prevent him from getting it. So Hazard kicks the ball, You can see from replays the he does as it rolls out the other side of the lad.

The kid then acts like he's been shot, He then sits back up, Gazes around and lies back down again.

I'm not saying what Hazard did was right, But its being taken out of proportion. Hazard is a nice lad, and doesn't deserve this at all.

The ball boy is 17, and on his twitter has spoke about gambling, drinking (alcohol) and buying an Audi. Below is a quote from his twitter, Before the game

"@CHARLIEM0RGAN The king of all ball boys is back making his final appearance #needed#for #timewasting"

"The boy went to pick
up the ball and he fell over. He didn't hold on to the
ball for a minute; it happened over about 20 seconds.
"Had it been 2-0 to Chelsea, I don't think Hazard would
have been anywhere near the ball. But I don't think
Hazard deliberately went to kick him."

Red-Light:
can u proof the english invented football?

hey its PROVE abeg.

Ejiné: Oga Justwise, na GREECE invent the 'game' of football o. And have you seen their terrible outings in tournaments?
So you see, that line of argument doesn't really count.

na wao o were do u get ur false info from?

never_say_never: Baseless point, how can you choose a 'ath. bilbao vs hercules' as a reference to the topic, every league has its average team, even laliga & EPL, but remember that this same Athletic bilbao humiliated Man. United last season, so if the world stands still for El-classico, it's because they're the best two teams in the world, you're obviously an EPL fan. Truth be told, spain has revolutionalised football over the last 6years, that's why they're world/european champions & produce the best coaches & players.

almost every country in d world has a player playin in d epl.dats to tel u d quality of d lig.

INSTEAD OF SAYING I NEED A FOOL
4 A HUSBAND, LADIES SAY I NEED A
GOD-FEARING MAN 4 A HUSBAND.
HOWEVER,WHEN U BRING INTO
ANALYSIS THE CONCEPT ''GOD-
FEARING MAN'' AS USED BY LADIES
IN THIS CONTEXT, U WILL COME TO
TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT 'GOD-
FEARING MAN AND FOOLISH MAN
ARE SYNONYMOUS.
LET'S LOOK AT A GOD-FEARING MAN
IN LADIES CONTEXT:
SOMEONE WHO IS SO RESERVED,
SOME1 WHO DETEST SMOKING,
DRINKIN AND WOMANIZING BUT
WOULDNT MIND MARRYING A
LovePeddler!
SOME1 WHO WOULDNT RAISE HIS
FINGER ON HIS WIFE EVEN WHEN D
WIFE CONTINOUSLY RENDER
INSULTS ON HIM.
SOME1 WHO WOULD GIVE HIS WIFE
A SMILE OR APPLAUSE SHOULD SHE
RETURN HOME BY 12MIDNITE
WITHOUT A GOOD REASON.
SOME1 WHO SPENDS ALL HIS
INCOME TAKING CARE OF HIS WIFE
BUT WONT MIND IF D LADY DOES
NOTHING TO COMPLIMENT HIS
EFFORTS, NOT EVEN COOKING.
SOME1 WHO CAN OFFER HIS LADY A
CAR WHILE HE RIDES ON A BICYCLE
OR TRICYCLE(KEKE NAPEP).
IT IS LITTLE WONDER, THAT THIS
SPECIE OF MEN IS DIFFICULT TO
COME BY.
LADIES, IF THOSE QUALITIES ABOVE
DESCRIBE D MAN U ARE WAITING 4,
THEN U WILL REALLY WAIT!

kayoshi: Dispelling Myths: John Obi Mikel always passes it sideways

Chelsea won their opener today with a fairly comfortable 2-0 scoreline. Regardless of that fact, many members of the WAGNH community seemed to feel it necessary to get up in arms over the performance. In a trend that's becoming far to common for my liking, many of you immediately singled out John Obi Mikel as the weak link. With that in mind, I'm going to take a look at one of the most common complaints about his game.

Stop me if you've heard this before...John Obi Mikel always passes the ball sideways. Everybody says it, so it must be true. Well, MCFC Analytics has given us access to all of the Opta stats for the 2011/12 Premier League season, so now we can see if this is statistically correct. If you haven't yet read about the project, you can do so here.

For this exercise, I've decided to compare Mikel to some comparable players at the largest clubs in England (and Liverpool). Gareth Barry, Nigel de Jong, Michael Carrick, Alex Song, Oriol Romeu, Scott Parker, Sandro, Cheik Tiote, and Lucas Leiva all seemed to be excellent guys to compare Mikel with, so I decided to crunch some numbers on that group. Opta gives us totals of passing forward, backward, to the left, and to the right for every Premier League player in every Premier League game last season, so i broke out the calculator and went to work. After the jump, you can see what these guys did in this regard.

First, why don't we take a look at the midfielders mentioned above and their tendencies to pass sideways. To make this easier on the eye, I've just totaled the percentages of passes to both the left and right. I've then layed it out in a pretty little graph below:

Surprised? I think most of you should be. John Obi Mikel doesn't actually pass the ball sideways more than most of the other defensive mids at top clubs in England. He sits a little below the average in this regard, passing the ball to either side 57% of the time.

I'm sure many of you are now jumping to conclusions, making the assumption that these number just look this way because Mikel actually passes the ball backwards more than the rest of this sample. Well since we're digging through numbers anyway, why not take a look at that as well?

Shocking, isn't it? John Obi Mikel doesn't appear to pass the ball backwards as much as his counterparts do in general. As a matter of fact, he only does so for only 9% of his passes. I guess we'd better go ahead and look at how often he passes the ball in a forward direction...

Well there we have it, there were only 2 defensive midfielders at top clubs that actually passed the ball forward at a higher rate than Mikel. One of them is widely considered as the best defensive mid in England, and the other just got purchased by "the best club in the world". This doesn't fit the narrative that many of you have come to adopt, so you should really take some time to let all of this sink in. When somebody complains that Mikel always passes the ball sideways, they are just statistically incorrect. The reality of the situation is that Mikel actually passes the ball forward more than he does in any other direction, with just over 1/3 of his passes sent towards the attack. He also tends to pass the ball forward at a higher rate than most other defensive midfielders in England.

Does this comparison mean that Mikel doesn't have room to improve? Certainly not. What it should tell you wothout a doubt, though, is that John Obi Mikel does not pass the ball sideways more than his counterparts. He actually sprays the ball forward more often than most, and I'm assuming that's a surprise to most of you. There are fair criticisms to be made about John Obi Mikel, but complaining about his tendency to pass the ball backwards or to the side should not be one of them. It's incorrect, and it's not fair to the player. When someone tells you that John Obi Mikel always passes the ball sideways, show them this and let them know that they are wrong.

Source: http://www.ftbpro.com/posts/graham.macaree/43133/dispelling-myths-john-obi-mikel-always-passes-it-sideways

I'm not a BIG fan of Mikel, but the guy is trying.

dis so called article is rubbish..can he play like dis wen he plays for 9ja?

alienware: where u stand take dat pic ? Hahahahahaha.

... Hahahahahahaha dat kind place stil dey 9ja?