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Romance / Re: Masturbation: I Learnt To Stop The Hard Way. by Jaspaman: 11:10pm On Jul 14, 2020
Uyi168:
....
Ecclesiasties 9:10:,
Whatever your hand fineth to do, do it with all thy might.
There u have the Bible verse that supported masturbation.. grin

Ma niqqa grin grin

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Politics / Re: Magu Thrown Into A Cell, Detained By Police In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by Jaspaman: 8:19am On Jul 07, 2020
Sweeetheart:
no one is a saint in Nigeria, in fact in the world. human were created to aspired more and that's why our needs&want is unlimited



I just laughed at the ignorance of people that called yahoo guys names, yahoo guys are just slow reasoning people who don't invest their illegal means on something that will keep their profile low, apparently all Nigerians do Yahoo


market woman that bought goods of 200naira and sold 2500 is not a yahoo? no be greediness birth yahoo?


spending money and body to hijacked contract from other competitive companies is not an act of yahoo?


everybody na yahoo

Realest talk

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Phones / Re: Smartphone Memes That Will Make Your Day by Jaspaman: 5:10am On Jul 04, 2020
EwuGambia:
Dry.....how did this make fp.. undecided

You went to Lwas?
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Do With N300k As A School Teacher? by Jaspaman: 9:41pm On Jul 01, 2020
EGUNSOLA14:
I thought am the only Nigerian that knows this Man oooooo grin grin grin grin grin

Kin ni... Dey dre nah.. Cifu student. Hope say you don dey close deals grin grin
Politics / Re: NLC Demands Outright Cancellation, As Buhari, NASS Delay Electricity Tariff Hike by Jaspaman: 7:10am On Jul 01, 2020
This country is just something else


Anyways what am about to offer is for only people who have nothing going for them. I will share you how you can make lots of money doing this. Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you

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Education / Re: Reopening Of Schools: NUT, NMA Kick by Jaspaman: 6:47am On Jul 01, 2020
So what's the way forward is this country...

This is so mess up

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Travel / Re: Interstate Travel: We May Increase Fares, Says NURTW by Jaspaman: 1:19pm On Jun 30, 2020
NextGovernor:
Police will be so angry now. They benefited massively during the lockdown.

Facts
Education / Re: Bowen University Sacks 100 Workers by Jaspaman: 12:27pm On Jun 25, 2020
That's crazy
Politics / Re: PDP: Edo Governorship Primary Election (Live Updates) by Jaspaman: 8:38am On Jun 25, 2020
Update on obaseki


Anyways what am about to offer is for only people who have nothing going for them. I will share you how you can make lots of money doing this. Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Tinubu By Femi Fani-Kayode (FFK) by Jaspaman: 8:35am On Jun 25, 2020
FFK fearless


Anyways what am about to offer is for only people who have nothing going for them. I will share you how you can make lots of money doing this. Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you

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Romance / Re: Don't People Want To Marry Again? What's Going Wrong In Our Society? by Jaspaman: 4:29pm On Jun 23, 2020
bigpicture001:
The cost of getting a wife is too much to bear on a dieing economy

1. You move away from one self con to a 2bedroom or rm ND palour self con

2. U start to furnish it
3.you get a car
4.you continue saving for bride prize and wedding and honey moon all at once...
While doing this you will renew your rent twice.
5.b4 life of man and wife begins with daily expenses on your head......

Guy! Load is too heavy

Broda man you made it more scary...

But you spoke facts.
Celebrities / Re: Steve Bing Commits Suicide By Jumping From 27th Floor by Jaspaman: 9:52am On Jun 23, 2020
Rilwayne001:


Your ignorance stinks to high heaven. The angels are currently shaking their head for you.

On God.. I wanted to quote him but i said he isn't worth it.
Politics / Re: Kogi Indigenes Protest Along Abuja-lokoja Road Over Kidnapping (pics) by Jaspaman: 4:24pm On Jun 22, 2020
Things just keep getting crazy in this country

Anyways why keep searching for jobs when you can make lots of money doing this??.Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you.
Politics / Re: Court Orders Unconditional Release Of Ugochinyere, CUPP Spokesperson by Jaspaman: 1:28pm On Jun 22, 2020
Good for him cool

Anyways why keep searching for jobs when you can make lots of money doing this??.Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you.
Politics / Re: Statement By President Buhari On Nigeria’s Attainment Of Wild-polio-free Status by Jaspaman: 11:24am On Jun 22, 2020
Sai baba make we congatulate you grin


Anyways why keep searching for jobs when you can make lots of money doing this??.Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you.
Politics / Re: Three PDP Aspirants Refuse To Step Down For Obaseki by Jaspaman: 11:16am On Jun 22, 2020
Politicians though grin
Career / Re: Dangote Cement Sacks 3000 Staff Without Notice, Due Process - Sahara Reporters by Jaspaman: 2:04pm On Jun 20, 2020
People be losing their jobs this days

Anyways why keep searching for jobs when you can make lots of money doing this??.Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you.
Health / Re: If I Masturbate Am I Still A Virgin? by Jaspaman: 10:06pm On Jun 19, 2020
Righteousness89:
Are u concerned with not being a virgin or with sinning against GOD , your body and exposing yourself to spiritual wife!


Masturbation is Deep bro.

It cripples one Spiritually, physically, Maritally, Mentally and otherwise..

Wtf

Sports / Re: Ronaldo Branded Most Selfish Footballer After Not Taking Penalty In Napoli Game by Jaspaman: 3:57pm On Jun 18, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
The coward was waiting to take the last penalty so he can claim the glory
Penaldo for a reason

Damnnnnn
Op is a beautiful girl who loves football
Your boyfriend must be a real niggarrr
If not that your boy friend is a real niggarrr i would have suggest we hang out. But you know real niggarrrz don't fuckkk with the girl friends of other real niggarrrz if not that real niggarrr will pull the trigger. And i have to retaliate by pulling my own trigger. As a result of that the hood will no longer be safe for any body. Including the girl we are fighting for


Kush man
Sports / Re: Napoli Beat Juventus To Win The Coppa Italia Final by Jaspaman: 7:57am On Jun 18, 2020
themonk:
Ronaldo should reconsider drying his talent in the sun under the guise of receiving Vitamin D









Na joke o, no insult me abeg grin


Mad man grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Threatened To Break Up If I Don't Marry Her Now by Jaspaman: 7:36pm On Jun 17, 2020
OkpaAkuEriEri:
2 stick of Dorchenster n Hero o
No lele

Taaa You cast. sad

How son of man go dey level up with dorchenster cool
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Threatened To Break Up If I Don't Marry Her Now by Jaspaman: 6:18pm On Jun 17, 2020
OkpaAkuEriEri:
Onuku,it shall end in tearz
If she 1t 2 comot belle n die,beta tears 4 u.
If she no comot belle n die wen bornin, tears 4 u.
If she park join u,.tears upon tears bicos of hungry.
If ur fada dont give u money again,original tear begin.
If she dumped u follow anoda person.ur tears will almost finish 4 ur eyes.because instead 4 u 2 dumped her,she dump u

Anyhw I reasoned it,I sha no it MUST end in tears. grin cheesy

Alaye 4get woman.
Go & huzzle because no be u get dat belle.
Dat belle na format 2 tied u.
1 afonjress almost do am 2 me.I tell her no problems. She parked join me.i com dey blow am 4 free.
Dey chop free yeye pepper stew wen no get test. grin cheesy wink

1 night,after I hv fed up 4 her toto.I begin recite incantaxn 4 room dey call Alusi Obosi 2 damaged d life of anypersin wey dey beer false accusantion 4 me.
Na so she quiet.
D next day she travel cum tell me say she get miscarrange.
I jst laff her & ha generaxn.
D afonnjjjjaaaaa layabout girl 1t 2 shine on top nwafor.
Tufiakwa. undecided undecided
Las Las, na me chop all d allawee wey FG pay am.

Dis girls go use ya head if u looseguide.
Egungun b careful na express dis ur bowleg dey so embarassed

Guy who are you grin grin

Lie say you no high write this epistle

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Fully Capable Of Dealing With Banditry, Terrorism - Presidency by Jaspaman: 6:44pm On Jun 16, 2020
Karemarealty288:
Checking the Mic...1 2 3


Sai baba is capable grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Fully Capable Of Dealing With Banditry, Terrorism - Presidency by Jaspaman: 6:43pm On Jun 16, 2020
PrymHorizon:
I dont think so o

Facts
Politics / Re: Nigeria Fully Capable Of Dealing With Banditry, Terrorism - Presidency by Jaspaman: 6:42pm On Jun 16, 2020
I believe you grin grin
Politics / Re: How Buhari Failed To Settle Rift Between Oshiomhole And Obaseki by Jaspaman: 5:49pm On Jun 16, 2020
Kai...Sai baba fail settle matters oh grin

Anyways what am about to offer is for only people who have nothing going for them. I will share you how you can make lots of money doing this. Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you

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Sports / Re: Get Some Vitamin D - Cristiano Ronaldo Advises (Photo) by Jaspaman: 12:13pm On Jun 16, 2020
But this anit news though but his still the G.O.A.T cool

Anyways why keep searching for jobs when you can make lots of money doing this??.Check my signature and mail me if you're interested and i will share with you.

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