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ValCon888:
I'm sorry to say this, but if you can physically fight your father, then you are strong enough to provide your own food.

You shouldn't be sorry, it's factz

Is for a fact his father should provide for him and i guess his trying but this dude is old enough to hustle his way up.This is just f*cked up.

I believe in going to get what i want in life by anyways means and not b*tching about.

She on a good diet..

Just here for the.....

This obasanjo dey even old ni??

Old soilder

emilas1979:
Same sienna, same bus station 6k

Wow

emilas1979:
Sure..
Left Anambra to Abuja.
Was seated on the front seat.
So I saw everything..

At headbridge
2k to police
1k road safety

After bridge (Asaba)
3k police
5k taskforce.

5k at Onicha Ugbo

Other numerous checking points, over 50 of them at the highway. B/w 200 and 1000.

A sienna with seven passengers and we paid 12200 each

A trip from anambra to abuja b4 all this was how much?

Am pained.. What kind of country is this.

DanielIkeije:
I’ll advice you acquire a high income skill.

A high income skill will make you between $2000 to $10,000 monthly if you are really good at what you do.

Out of the 300k take out some money and pay for a course to learn a high income skill.

This will benefit you greatly trust me.

Danlok don reset your mind

[quote author=Gaza91 post=89842871][/quote]I said mail me

Did he even know what he signed .

Somebody say sai baba!!

Camera hits different

Thats lovely of her

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Nigeria government is a joke


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IbrahimSkiba:
See am


Na your type dey wash your babe, menstrual pants.

Dey form commando for here

Disgusting b*tch.You guys will be forever be exposed. Puta!!

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Come on you can't be this funny. For a woman that anit worth it...

Tripitaka:
"I told him to"
"I want him to"
"I warned him not to"
"I advised him to"
"He wouldn't listen to me" and all the other stuffs.

It appears to me that you are foisting your opinion, choices and wishes on your partner. You want him to live his life your way, pursue his dreams following your chart and run his race with you as guide. Perhaps you want to be the Kapellmeister while you lead the orchestra that is his life.

If he were to follow your advise and it backfires or doesnt yield the expected fruit, who would take responsibility? There is something some of us do not acknowledge which is that not everyone wants to be wealthy, some people just want to be successful at what they do, some people just want to lead a simple and fulfilled life.

I also find your intentions questionable. Do you have all those "nice thoughts" for him because you love and wish him well, or because you want him wealthy enough to marry you next year and give you "the life"? Its a shame that you say you're not proud of someone ou claim to love and painting him as some loser.

There comes a time in the life of a man when he wants to do things his own way, steer his own ship, make his own mistakes and celebrate his own little victories.

I would have asked you to talk to him, but I believe you guys have talked about this over and over. So, the choice is yours to walk or stay

Anit no ship to steer. This is 2020 yoo.This babe is full of wisdom. This dude gone regret his life if he doesn't change and another good dude who got his sh*t together like him takes his girl!!!.Damn..The kind of woman every man should pray for.

iReddington:
I know this is not supposed to be funny but I can't help it, hahahaha
What da fvck is wrong with you man, why so effeminate and insecure You must have gay tendencies if you pay so much attention to the discoloration of your breast, shey na man dey suck am ni? see as he even take this particular picture to reveal the breast...ewww.

Am telling G...The way i laughed,people around me was like dude you haven't laughed like this in a while...Shit is damn hilarious.

Balogun106:
I regret every single but of my actions, i terrible regret this. So many sleepless nights for me, depression, i can't even eat much anymore.


If you look closely at the first Pic you will see some area slightly lighter than my surrounding skin, not really visible though. But i was so stupid, am so confused right now.

Dude Just chill out. One thing you need to know now it has happened it has happened.If you like chop or no chop,what has happened has happened. The best thing you can do now is just to relax your mind. Even without applying anything on on it within a short period of time your skin will be back to normal. It's already healing up.

Balogun106:
Good morning nairalanders, i saw a thread this morning about a guy complaining about a little scar he has on his hand, this gives me the courage to spill out what am currently battling right now, here is my story. Please pardon my English.

My problem started about 3 week's ago, I noticed a discolorations on both sides of my chest on my brest area pricisely, it was slightly lighter than the rest of my body, i showed my friend and he said he couldn't see anything that am just over reacting, i am a very shy guy by nature. I was restless because i couldn't take off my shirt because of it.

I started doing some Google search on how to make the area slight darker to match my surrounding skin, during my Google search i found a product used mainly for vitiligo condition, but couldn't find it in any big pharmacy so i ordered it online and it arrived in 3 day's.

The instruction on the label that came with it was to apply it on affected area and expose the skin to sunlight for 1 minute, then to wait until 2 - 3 week's before repeating, but i was so desperate for results that i couldn't have such patient because i really wanted to get instant result, so i applied the liquid on my chest area which is a very small scar like a dot, and unfortunately it rolled to other areas on my chest which wasn't affected. I still foolishly went ahead and exposed the areas to the sun, i exposed it thought the sun coming through my window, i laid on my bed because it is around the window area.

I exposed my chest area from 1:13 pm - 4:00pm, the next morning i found out that the area was darker than my surrounding skin, the next day i applied bleaching cream to make it lighter, on the third day i found out it was now very reddish than my surrounding skin. I bought razor to scrape the area in other for it to peel off and for a new inner brighter skin to appear, but unfortunately it became worse because i had some slight injury from the scrape.

I was confused so i did some research on Google and found out about chemical peels, i ordered the 30% strength for 13k.... The seller warned me to text patch it on surrounding skin that isn't visible and wait for 24 hour's after seeing that it gave me no negative reaction before using it on where i intends applying it, he also warned me to dilute it in water to reduce the strength, but i was so desperate that i couldn't wait for 24 hour's to text patch it before applying it on my chest. The day i bought it i applied it same day, it also rolled over to other surrounding skin that din't got darker from the effect of the first product i applied.

The image's below are the stage by stage description of what i went through :

Please i need help and advise on what to apply and how to get my skin color back before this damage, i have been so depressed and unable to sleep this past few day's, because of this damages that i caused to myself.

Image 4, how it was before applying the first product product i bought :

Image 1, The dark skin i got a day's after applying it :

Image 2, The reddish skin and injury i got 2 day's later, after applying the bleaching cream and after using razor blade to scrape it and make the area lighter

Image 3, The instant burn i got after applying the chemical peel i bought :

Dude what have you done to you're self .

Am dead laughing over here....Sorry though but this is hilarious

safarigirl:
E be like na only people girlfriends dey see man for this NYSC.

Let me go and get emergency boyfriend before NYSC, maybe I will meet my real husband in camp.

Realest!!

excanny:
Furcckk off, loser.

E pain you brotha

Carchoice:
If you have been with a lady that is so good and faithful and at a point in her life she tells you she's going for NYSC, send her a termination letter.

What you should know is that, no matter how faithful that your woman is, there's one OG that will bring her to her knees.

It's a pity a very good girl I admired so much suddenly gone bad, the way she carries her self; She's actually a lost corper I found in the streets of Lagos. Her man calls her on video everyday while I'm on the other side of the bed.

This morning I told her I will not touch her again. I'm done, I feel bad for my brother on the other end.

There's nothing like good girl or bad girl, it's all about home training and self respect. But konji is never part of the home training and self respect will be put aside for few minutes reboot.

This is funny asf

This line got me cracked up"feel bad for my brother on the other end".

Ooin livescore for today..

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Let them keep up with the livescores.

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