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Computers / Re: A Pic Of 5MB Hard Drive Being Shipped Away In 1956. by Jasperwhizz(m): 4:46pm On Sep 10, 2015
People become more creative as time past. but credit to minds that started technology.

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Forum Games / Re: Which Pill Would You Choose? by Jasperwhizz(m): 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2015
musKeeto:

They aim to make heaven while earth passes them by. They will die and never realize this world was all they had.
They forget there is heaven. and live their life like no tomorrow and when it do cm they regret. #IRespectU. not an insult
Religion / Re: Joseph Ayodele Babalola Ministering At An Open Air Crusade In 1939 by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
THANK GOD! O LORD LET ME FLOURISH AND LET MY STAR BLOOM WHILE I LIVE AND LET MY NAME BE REMEMBER AS A HOLY-HERO WHEN I DIED IJN AMEN!
Travel / Re: Photo: Syrian Migrants Push Away African Refugees From Boat by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:49pm On Sep 10, 2015
O LORD KINDLY SHOW THIS BRUTAL PEOPLE A LESSION IN AN UNHARSH WAY!
Family / Re: Girl Who Survived Fire Incident That Killed 7 Family Members In Lagos Dies by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:40pm On Sep 10, 2015
HAVE MERCY MERCIFUL LORD!
Religion / Re: Is Self Servicing A "SIN" For A Couple Whose Partner Is Hardly Around? by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:06pm On Sep 07, 2015
Danyl:
how is it contrary to nature? so is digging another that doesnt belong to you thats natural. we cant seize to be humans except we become like God n I wonder how that could be possible.
BIBLE TOLD US WILL SHOULD RUN AWAY FROM LUST. 'if sb is self servicing. and a toddler should come in. the insatiable urge would make the person to mess with him/her. in short 'it is an assault to oneself'.
Education / Re: Prof. Theo Vincent, Ex-uniport VC Who Lives In A Slum by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:07pm On Sep 06, 2015
GOD! PLEASE COME TO HIS AID IJN AMEN.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Reacts To 'kicking Tiwa Savage From The Throne' by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:23pm On Sep 06, 2015
LesbianBoy:
Who gives a fucCk about her "reaction" I want to fuCck her big ass.....Please somebody help with her number! kiss kiss
Bro, it is not edifying
Religion / Re: Is Self Servicing A "SIN" For A Couple Whose Partner Is Hardly Around? by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:16pm On Sep 06, 2015
raayah:


Then pray for me, Oh holy one without sin.
Dnt call me 'holy one' i am only working to be one. but to be sincere self servicing is a sin.
Religion / Re: Is Self Servicing A "SIN" For A Couple Whose Partner Is Hardly Around? by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:07pm On Sep 06, 2015
raayah:
It depends on your relationship, if your partner is comfortable with it, go for it.

For all of you metioning me... Guess what, I MASTURBATE and I dont give two flying pigs.

Let me be sad sad

For the ladies.. Lie down on your bed tonight and spread those legs (sorry if you are on your period tongue).
Use your fingers to find the spot.. (once you find it u will know).
Now stroke it in circular motions..
Keep going, it feels like you want to pee, just keep going.
You will get to that sweet sweet land....

You're welcome wink
self servicing is a sin Rnman 1:26. it is contrary to nature.

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Family / Re: Man Bounces Back To Life After Three Days In Morgue (Photo) by Jasperwhizz(m): 4:50pm On Sep 05, 2015
GOD AT WORK! OUR LORD JESUS IS SO WONDERFUL!
Crime / Re: 26 Year Old Man Defiles 1 And A Half Year Old Girl In Benin (Photos) by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:21pm On Sep 02, 2015
Jeromejnr:

No problemo.
Thank you.
Crime / Re: 26 Year Old Man Defiles 1 And A Half Year Old Girl In Benin (Photos) by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:19pm On Sep 02, 2015
O What a evil man. it is so brutal. a disgrace to himself!
Crime / Re: 26 Year Old Man Defiles 1 And A Half Year Old Girl In Benin (Photos) by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:16pm On Sep 02, 2015
Jeromejnr:
The Devil is busy turning many humans to creatures worse than animals.
CHILDREN OF GOD SHOULD BE VIGILANT! Am i permitted to excerpt your statement to my piece? find it catchy
Travel / Re: Car Plunges Off A Bridge With 4 People Inside In Akure This Morning (Photos) by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:15pm On Sep 02, 2015
THANK GOD FOR SPARING THEIR LIFE!
Fashion / Re: Stunning Photos Of Very Beautiful Albino Ladies by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
EVERYTHING CREATED BY GOD IS BEAUTIFUL!
Sports / Re: Taiwo Awoniyi’s Twin Sister; Kehinde by Jasperwhizz(m): 5:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
GOD HELP ME TO REACH A HIGHER GROUND, PROSPER ME O LORD IJN AMEN. so that my good family would be a celebrity before their own time. OH MERCIFUL LORD I BESEECHED TENDERLY AMEN.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor's House Built By Flaunting Her Breasts (pic) by Jasperwhizz(m): 4:57pm On Sep 01, 2015
uupgrade:
So make me self flaunt my penis?
Is unheard of.
Family / Re: This Boy Was Involved In An Accident That Killed His Father. Do You Know Him? by Jasperwhizz(m): 9:03am On Aug 31, 2015
GOD HELP HIM IJN AMEN.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Escapes Death In London by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:59pm On Aug 28, 2015
THANK GOD!
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Completes His Own Home Few Months After His Building One For His Parents by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:38pm On Aug 26, 2015
SO HELP ME GOD AMEN!
Sports / Re: Uloma Nwogu, The Female Referee That Officiated (Kano Vs Nasarawa) by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:28pm On Aug 24, 2015
THANK GOD! I am so happy for her.
Romance / Re: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:23pm On Aug 24, 2015
ronald4lif:
Depending on my mode and the event I'm attending, I do sag. Who cares if it turns anyone off
Sagging is not proper bro.
Religion / Re: 10 Kinds Of Christians That Put A Smile On God's Face by Jasperwhizz(m): 8:31am On Aug 23, 2015
Brown47:
god is not smiling. And we will continue to make him angry till he explode with anger. Thats if he's real.
ADORE THE MOST HIGH IN HIS THRONE.
Celebrities / Re: Asa Gets Intouch With Nature In Lovely Photos by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:06pm On Aug 21, 2015
JEHOVAH DO IT ALL! Good for Asa.
Education / Re: IMSU Bans Pouring Of Water On Graduates (pictures) by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:03pm On Aug 21, 2015
natas22:
May the almighty protect us from any plans of evil minded souls from form of acid attack or any other form of evil in Jesus name amen.
AMEN
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Jasperwhizz(m): 8:24pm On Aug 18, 2015
DashMeYansh:
Jasperwhizz say no to Fornication, Lieing stealing etc. But above all show love to your fellow humans smiley
Bro why the name 'dash...'? it is not edifying.
Events / Re: Nigerian Man 26 Marries 63-years Old American Grandmother by Jasperwhizz(m): 7:24pm On Aug 18, 2015
DashMeYansh:
BEING a Toyboy and looking for Green Card are two different issues. But Nigga....you just need to put yourself out there their are better Gilfs than this. I see his kind all the time in the states. They disgust me lipsrsealed. Low self-esteem. I rank my Gay friends higher in the Respect table. Utter disgrace to African Masculinity lipsrsealed. MAKE Baba God bless your hustle sha
Say no to homosexual 2Peter 2:6-18.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Atletic Bilbao: Spanish Super Cup (1 - 1) On 17th August 2015 by Jasperwhizz(m): 7:48pm On Aug 17, 2015
I See Messi hatrick.a goal from freekick. and Suarez goal help Barca to extra time. and an Ivan goal sealed the victory for Barca #ViscaElBarca.

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Religion / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Go To Church! by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:29pm On Aug 16, 2015
lagmostkuit:
I got thinking about this!

Why do we go to church? What benefit is there in attending church regularly… for me, for you, for others?

Here's my list and we should ponder on it if we've not been going to church.


1. The Bible indicates it’s what we should do. (Hebrews 10:25)

2. You will have the opportunity to worship God.

3. You will likely have some of life big questions answered.

4. Being there will encourage your pastors and leaders.

5. You’ll be encouraged in your walk with God.

6. If you’re single, you may meet someone.

7. If you have kids, it will teach them to value God and His Church.

8. It honours God.

9. Because gathering is part of what makes u a christian.

10. It'll help u acknowledge and confess your sins.

You can add yours cool


Written by muah!
Lalasticlala
I STILL HAVE FAITH IN GOD. though...HE CAN DO AND UNDO AND REDO!
Sports / Re: Jay-jay Okocha Celebrates His 42nd Birthday Today by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:19pm On Aug 14, 2015
HBD Pro LLNP!
NYSC / Re: A Corper Receives Chieftaincy Title In Zamfara by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:59pm On Aug 14, 2015
Great!

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