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Religion / Re: Christians Worship Zeus As Their Christ With All Their Heart, Soul And Strength by Jasperwhizz(m): 12:31am On Mar 02, 2015
Niflheim:
these are powerful truths,i know that even the egyptian god horus was also born on december 25,the egyptian god ptah also carried a cross,the origins of christianity are pagan
pagan? Pray for forgiveness though the use of cross is Biblical we JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES Follows the BIBLE!
Politics / Re: Meet The 3 Lucky Sisters Who survived UNIJOS Bomb Blast (Photo) by Jasperwhizz(m): 11:50pm On Mar 01, 2015
chidiezeh:



Pix: L-R: Aisha, Amina and Hauwa
JESUS SAFES THEM! THANK GOD!
Romance / Re: joystick Size Averages Studies Of The World 2015, See Where Nigeria Falls by Jasperwhizz(m): 11:36pm On Mar 01, 2015
lalasticlala:
SEE Which Countries Has The BIGGEST PENIS, And Which Has The Smallest




http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize
this is end time o.
Health / Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:00pm On Feb 27, 2015
dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,
GOD DETEST IT! Read Roman 1:26,32 or Read it from verse 26 to 32 you would see it have great consequences.
Education / Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria... by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:50pm On Feb 27, 2015
fabulous660:
It is with great pleasure that I wish to announce to all those people who completed their primary school education in Nigeria and not in France that there have been some improvement in the primary school sector....

But if you were born in the indomie generation maybe this will not make any sense to you.

*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?
*Simbi is now a mother with two children.
*Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a Marine Engineer.
*Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to Canada. *Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London. *Eze no longer goes to school, he is now a graduate.
*Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a
politician.
*Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.
*Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country.

Wow!!! what a great medium to recall those days of "Macmillian English." We all had them off hand. Spirit of primary school days, but if u don't know all dis den u are part of indomie generation...
Source: self
great
Family / Re: If You Played This In Your Childhood Then Your Childhoold Was Awesome (pic) by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:36pm On Feb 27, 2015
Jerrygotswagg:
This was one of my best game I love playing whenever I come back from school... I love this game so much. How many of you played this game while you were young if you didn't I guess you didn't have enough fun in childhood days ...
i could remember one of my players then 'Sharktar Donetsk' (i lost it in d farm) mehn i love d game o. I would like to be humble if not i would say...
Romance / Re: What Do Ladies Mean By Saying, "Take Me As I Am"? by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:33pm On Feb 27, 2015
emusmith:
I happened to be "counselling" a junior colleague at my workplace, relationship wise. She had earlier complained to me how her mates not as "beautiful" as she is were getting married while no one was interested in having anything longterm with her.

We got to the part where she always keeps her face like an "angry bird"- frowning mode. sad

I was like, " You should smile often"- She quickly replied, " That's how my face is. If he is really my husband, he won't mind that- He will take me as I am". I hurriedly said, OK.

Then, it got me thinking deep.

Of course, I'm going to take "Her" for who she is but... I sincerely asked myself these questions

1. isn't there a room for improvement?

2. Could her maintaining a "too serious" attitude all the time be a reason she's still single?

3. How has the " I won't change for any guy" helped her these years? Instead, she is been seen as a "bleeping tool". sad



I truly want to know undecided

sad

What's Your Take?
There is always room for improvement. Inspire her for her to improve.
Culture / Re: Five Things We Must Stop Doing As Nigerians by Jasperwhizz(m): 8:14am On Feb 26, 2015
GOD WILL HELP US IJN AMEN.
Religion / Re: How To Spot A Bad Girl In Church (photo) by Jasperwhizz(m): 8:10am On Feb 26, 2015
Nudity is sin.
Education / Re: 10 Year Old Nigerian Girl Accepted In Uk University To Study Maths Degree by Jasperwhizz(m): 9:17am On Feb 24, 2015
THANK GOD! I dream this kind of Child I WOULD HAVE MANY OF THEM IJN AMEN.
Career / Re: Steps To Success In Your Career by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:30pm On Feb 20, 2015
Judechukwu5n:
1.Think big

2.Find what you love to do and do it well

3.Learn how to balance life

4.Do not be afraid of failure; failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently and to discover new ideas

5.Introduced new ideas

6.Have a resolution to succeed

7.Be a man of action and sincerity

8.Believe in your capacity to succeed

9.Know your limits

10.Don't let discouragement stop you from succeding

11.Work very hard

12.Avoid comparing yourself with others

13.Don't just dream but make it happen
THANK GOD! Thank You.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria U-20 Player Suffers Injury As Team Bus Crash by Jasperwhizz(m): 1:23pm On Feb 20, 2015
THANK GOD IT IS NOT MORE THAN THAT! MAY GOD HELP US, SPEEDY RECOVERY IJN AMEN.
Romance / Re: Does Having Sex Gives One Bad Luck? by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:58pm On Feb 19, 2015
valkaka:
Hey,i was just wondering if this is true.everyone is telling me this.just recently a close friend of mine was raining blames on his galfriend that she has done noting bt gives him bad luck since he started sleeping with her.he told me that if i want to win big in soccerbets,i shouldnt ve sex with a girl before playing the bets otherwise i should consider that bet lost.

Now am starting to get paranoid.My question is:

1)does sex affects your luck in life?

2)does sex affects your winnings in footballbets?

Your candid opinion is vastly needed.
pre-marital sex is a sexual immorality and it is a sin. It can deter someone progress lets look at Psalm 105 'He sent a man before them --Joseph-- who was sold as a slave.
They hurt his feet with fetters, he was laid in irons.
Until the time that his word came to pass, THE WORD OF THE LORD TESTED HIM.
The king sent and released him, the ruler of the people let him go free.
He made him lord of his house, and ruler of all his possession.
WITH THIS ONE WOULD KNOW HOW HEAVIER (OBSTRUCTION) HOW UNCLEAN SEX IS.
Read Hebrew 13:4 for further understanding.
Sports / Re: Who Are Your Best Footballers Of All-time? (the Players You Watched Play) by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:39pm On Feb 19, 2015
jnrbayano:


Here it is

Goal Keepers

Peter Schimechel: Denmark and Man Utd
Santiago Canizares: Spain and Valencia

Defender (Centre half)

Paolo Maldini: Italy and AC Milan
Jaap Stam: Holland and Man Utd
Fabio Canavaro: Italy and Inter Milan
Marcel Desailly: France and AC Milan

Defender (fullbacks)

Roberto Carlos: Brazil and R.Madrid
Bixante Lizarazu: France and Bayern
Cafu: Brazil and AC Milan
Lilian Thuram: France and Juventus

Midfielder (Defensive/Central/Attacking/winger)

Roy Keane: Rep of Ireland and Man Utd
Patrick Vieira: France and Arsenal
Zvonimir Boban: Croatia and AC Milan
Zinadine Zidane: France and R.Madrid
Pavel Nedved: Czech Rep and Juventus
Finidi George: Nigeria and Ajax
Gaizka Mendietta: Spain and Valencia
Luis Figo: Portugal and R.Madrid

Striker

Ronaldo De Lima: Brazil and R.Madrid
Roberto Baggio: Italy and Juventus
Lionel Messi: Argentina and Barcelona
Dennis Bergkamp: Holland and Arsenal

Started watching football around 1990 smiley
you try bro De Lima Ronaldo also play for my Club Fcbarcelona.
Romance / Re: Must A Lady Have Big Bosoms For Her To Look Attractive by Jasperwhizz(m): 7:19pm On Feb 18, 2015
ireneony:
this is not a religion section
Does it really mean? GOD'S WORD IS A CHECK THAT GUIDE US AGAINST SIN.
Religion / Re: Do You Think Someone Can Actually Bewitch Or Curse Another Person? by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
GOD IS ON MY SIDE, I WILL NOT FEAR WHAT A MAN CAN DO TO ME PSALM 118:6.

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Religion / Re: Do You Think Someone Can Actually Bewitch Or Curse Another Person? by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:54pm On Feb 18, 2015
Whizzdom:
OP, Do you believe that there is Devil or there is Hell?

If believe that the Devil exist, then why won't you believe in the Bewitching and Cursing stuff too

As it was in the Beginning, Is now and ever shall be, World without End.


OP why do you go to Church and why do you pray against the evil ones? It is because you believe that they exist, so don't come here and be asking stupid questions

Na today dem born you ni? grin grin
GOD'S POWER SUPERSEDES all power!

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Religion / Re: Do You Think Someone Can Actually Bewitch Or Curse Another Person? by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:52pm On Feb 18, 2015
alienvirus:
Yes. Possibly by employing some demonic/supernatural powers.
PRAYER TO THE LORD SUPERSEDE ANY SPELL!

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Religion / Re: Do You Think Someone Can Actually Bewitch Or Curse Another Person? by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:50pm On Feb 18, 2015
DeCritique:
Since 2014!!

This new year, the Lord will restore everything of urs that is old or hidden.

Someborri shout Amen!!
Amen IJN
Romance / Re: Must A Lady Have Big Bosoms For Her To Look Attractive by Jasperwhizz(m): 6:46pm On Feb 18, 2015
Dear sister my advice for you is that you should find out, if the love he has for you is true one. And dont forget sexual immorality is sin. 2Peter 2:6-18 and let's the marriage bed be undefiled Hebrew 13:4.

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Education / Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
THANK GOD! I know HE would make everythings easier for me AMEN.
Education / Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Jasperwhizz(m): 2:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!
dont be joyful that you conquer like that ButTHANK GOD and pray for the Man.
You should know that it was wrong to do that during the exam.
Religion / Re: There Are Many Other Virgin Births Besides Jesus. by Jasperwhizz(m): 11:14pm On Feb 17, 2015
wirinet:


I am suprised you did not get the point. Then let me state the obvious point i am trying to make; that the virgin birth story was not unique or indigenous to christianity and that it was a borrowed concept from the far east, from which it entered the near east, from where the Europeans adopted it into their religions including christianity.
CHRISTIANITY IS THE GREATEST! Most religions do copy us, dont be deceived.
Religion / Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Jasperwhizz(m): 9:39pm On Feb 17, 2015
Brethrens Read Roman 1 to the end you And pray to GOD for knowledge to understand GOD WILL SURELY HELP AMEN.
Travel / Re: Woman Returns N12 Million Naira She Found At MM Aiport Toilet by Jasperwhizz(m): 8:05pm On Feb 17, 2015
Kolade354:
I as a person cant return such Money.............Opportunity comes But Once..................This things Happen once in a Life time cos it is Rare to forget that Huge money in a toilet. If That woman is my Mum or sister i go disown her.
Bro the Woman has done what JESUS want And I am sure she would reap it AMEN!
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law And Wife Ebere Loses Baby To Death!!! by Jasperwhizz(m): 9:30pm On Feb 16, 2015
TAKE CONTROL MY LORD JESUS!
Romance / Re: The Disadvantages Of Marrying A Virgin. by Jasperwhizz(m): 9:27pm On Feb 16, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
cant even dream.of marrying a virgin, they are just so useless,
how?
Try and read Hebrew 13:4
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Top 20 Richest Musicians And Their Net Worth by Jasperwhizz(m): 9:01pm On Feb 16, 2015
THANK GOD! I KNOW I WOULD BE THE BEST ONE WITH THE GREATEST JESUS IN MY SIDE AMEN.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Guys Nigerian Dump Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Jasperwhizz(m): 4:44pm On Feb 15, 2015
Premarital sex is sin Hebrew 13:4
Poems For Review / Re: A Poem for Change! by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:27pm On Feb 15, 2015
great write-up keep it up.
Religion / Re: Why Is Songs Of Solomon Always Exempted From Church Teachings ? by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:15pm On Feb 15, 2015
holatin:
One of d place i love reading in song of solomon then is where it say the two woman breast is like a twin fawn Of...........
it is not meant for the unmarry but spouse!
Religion / Re: Why Is Songs Of Solomon Always Exempted From Church Teachings ? by Jasperwhizz(m): 3:12pm On Feb 15, 2015
shosky72:
It is not neglected maybe they don't touch about it in your church,Jesus is the bridegroom there and it illustrates the love that should exist between Him and us
yes and it also talks about spouse (Husband and Wife)

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