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Politics / Re: Ebin Pawa: How My Neighbor's Wife Shocked Me by jaszplus12(m): 3:40pm On Mar 18
danzaki63:
Where have you thrown the humanity in you? irrespective of the woman political inclinations. what is important is helping your Neigbour.
You know, he had to tell this so as to ease his pain and allow himself feel fulfilled!

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Romance / Re: See What Prophet Odumeje Was Caught Doing! Has He Finally Touched Abidoshaker? by jaszplus12(m): 5:36pm On Mar 15
Quodseverismete:
I have santus sanutorials.

Na comedian him be.
Please is this supposed to be some kind of tutorials? When is the class starting? grin grin

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Career / Re: Electrician Fell Off Ladder In Popular Abia Hotel, Dies (Graphic Pictures) by jaszplus12(m): 5:11pm On Mar 15
CountinBlessins:
What a tragedy!!
But why don't our artisans use safety equipment like belts helmets etc? angry

An electrician must be using safety gloves , fall belt and helmet plus safety boots and glasses.

Why risk your life this way.to work for a client without safety equipment?
We see those safety equipment as "waste of time" or "e dey delay me"

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Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by jaszplus12(m): 9:27am On Mar 13
BALLOSKI:
Why it's better to bury the dead immediately.

Those doing the "embalment" - I don't know how they look at women from that point upward
Sincerely I'm against keeping bodies for long periods. Unless for police cases, else it's always best to bury as quickly as possible.
You needed to see what those guys where doing to the woman's body...one glance was enough!
Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by jaszplus12(m): 2:21pm On Mar 12
malakaimoscondo:
only Christian naked corps....even in death Muslims dont violate their dead.....their unclothedness must be protected
Only christians??
Question: does your religion wash bodies of the dead or not? Don't limit it to your clan only, dig wide and deep.
Then let me educate you burial is not a "christian" ritual, it's just to dispose of the mortal body. The real thing is the immortal body which we strive to keep in tune with our God. If the immortal body is not alive in Christ then be sure that eternity is in damnation. The mortal body, whether desecrated or kept "pure" has no effect on the immortal!
Bible says the dead know nothing as all the earthly affection are ceased! So, if anyone likes he can oogle at the unclothedness of a dead human, it means nothing to the dead...

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Travel / Re: How Lady Leaped Into A River From A Speeding Boat In Lagos by jaszplus12(m): 10:25am On Mar 11
Hakeem66:
Her Plan B was the easiest for her.
A lot of people are on the suicide lifeline because of the country's conditions and we need to help out.
We need to help those in difficult conditions as much as we can. Let's prioritize humanity first before placing blame on ethnic and political factors.
I hope she finds rest, but overall, suicide should never be considered an option.

Very compassionate person you are! This kind of statement is rare on nairaland.
God bless your heart.

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Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by jaszplus12(m): 7:47pm On Mar 09
Went to collect my elder brother body from the morgue 17 years ago was my first time in the morgue, a dead woman was being embalmed on the floor just by the entrance door, she was being pumped via her VJJ...I saw corpses naked, stripped of all dignity, laying there just waiting to be taken away for last rites and burial...yes I saw life in a different way!
Bible says it's better to be in a place of mourning than a place of mirth, for we will all take that route someday!
May we learn to number our days!

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Celebrities / Re: Lupita Nyong’o & New Lover Engage In Hot Kissing In Puerto Vallarta! [pictures] by jaszplus12(m): 8:36am On Mar 09
Largely these relationships are sparked by lust, sustained by alcohol and vanity and eventually peters out because there's more fishes in the ocean...

We are watching...
Romance / Re: Word Of Advice For Young Boys Aged 19-28 by jaszplus12(m): 2:42pm On Mar 07
Biggie225:


Sure ,am working on something bigger now.
More wind in your sails sir
Romance / Re: Word Of Advice For Young Boys Aged 19-28 by jaszplus12(m): 1:48pm On Mar 07
Biggie225:


Am almost 30 ,and I which I had realised this earlier in life ,I would have gone very far in life.
Set your goals NOW that you've realized!

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Romance / Re: Word Of Advice For Young Boys Aged 19-28 by jaszplus12(m): 1:47pm On Mar 07
Biggie225:


Am almost 30 ,and I which I had realised this earlier in life ,I would have gone very far in life.
One more lesson,
It's NEVER too late my brother...every dog has his day!!

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Politics / Re: Wike Inspects Inspects Road Construction Sites In Guzape, Jahi (Photos) by jaszplus12(m): 1:56pm On Mar 05
Jesse6:
But come to think of it,
What has all the former Ministers in FCT been doing, you hardly see headlines about them doing projects like this.

Well may Nigeria Succeed 🙏
Sometimes I wonder what others did as ministers in the FCT. or they were just MINI STARS!
we sincerely want to see a difference from Wwike and I hope he achieves!

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Autos / Re: Sold out Neatly Used LEXUS RX 330 N5.2m @ Lekki by jaszplus12(m): 6:52pm On Mar 04
Herkim:



Thanks for your contribution.

The owner just came from traveling this particular day he snapped then sent it to me immediately.

This car is working perfectly, it's with the owner


That's ok...
You're the agent selling it, therefore your profile is what we see not the owner. If you present the car well, the sales and credit is yours.
Good luck sir
Autos / Re: Sold out Neatly Used LEXUS RX 330 N5.2m @ Lekki by jaszplus12(m): 11:20pm On Mar 03
I can't believe you say neat interior... from the pictures, you can tell there's a lot of work to be done on this car,
Kindly wash it and repost your advertisement... lipsrsealed

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Crime / Re: Father, Son, One Other Die Inside Well In Benue by jaszplus12(m): 7:59pm On Mar 03
Chukwuka319:

Bro, my bad,I didn't think towards that direction at all, because where I come from, such mysterious death has occurred and autopsy didn't reveal cause of death as poisoning by underground gases.
So you won't blame me, neither will I myself.
No wahala sir, we learn everyday.

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Crime / Re: Father, Son, One Other Die Inside Well In Benue by jaszplus12(m): 9:27am On Mar 03
Chukwuka319:
There are wells with demonic essence claiming lives of those coming to it, and until such wells are filled after special prayers, Christian or traditional, they will keep claiming lives.
How could a well claim three lives at one period of time?
There is more to this.
Have you thought about it from the scientific point?
Some wells are filled with noxious gases that bubble up once a while and if you're caught in it it's fatal!
Carbon monoxide for instance...
Ever heard of lake Nyos in Cameroon? Read about what happened there.
Not everything we just conclude as diabolical!

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Properties / Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by jaszplus12(m): 7:00pm On Feb 26
rocknation62:
Facts About People Living In Face Me I face You Houses.

1. Its sometimes called Face Me I slap you, due to the incessant fights daily.
If you dont fight, someone will fight you.
You must fight.

2. You can never go hungry unless you dont know your way around.
Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining whos cooking.
Drop small gist about another neighbor


3. Theres always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built.

They are always proud of the years they have lived there.


They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)


4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night.

Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room.

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house.
She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street.
In most cases, she's the landlady.
They always have nicknames .

6. Theres always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates.


He acts like the landlord and hes always like Dont pour waste there Pay your nepa bill and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla.
You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too.

8. There must be a regular debtor who doesnt pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April.
Always coming up with excuses.
"My mama just die", the same thing he said last year.

9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford.

He owes small rent but hes using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators.


10. Theres always that Single Aunty who is neat.
She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesnt like to mingle with other women in the house.

(Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight.

... there's always the lady who measures her status by the size of her bumbum! The bigger it is the more she flaunts it to oppress the other ladies and gain stares from the men!

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Family / Re: Witnessing A Loved One Die In Your Presence by jaszplus12(m): 1:50pm On Feb 18
talk2hb1:
I can relate, when my Dad died in my hand in 2022, although I had the premonition 3days ahead.
I still can’t over him till today.
Mine died 24 years ago, I still feel like it was yesterday! I even dreamt about him recently!

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Goalkeeper 'Wore Charm' During AFCON: Shehu Sani Calls For Probe by jaszplus12(m): 7:23pm On Feb 14
Two stories.
I was in primary 5, our goalkeeper had "laya" around his waist, he said he'll tap it when a shot is directed at his goal and he'll catch it. We we're confident, ...yet we lost by 3 goals!
He couldn't explain why the laya failed him!
About the same age, we trusted lizard eggs to be potent to stop any balls crossing our goal.
A striker had beaten every defender we had, he was running at goal, an empty one at that! Keeper lay sprawled somewhere! As striker was about to pull the trigger, he stumbled! Lost the ball, and we were saved!! Our charm worked! And we won that game!!
Now, should we trust the lizard eggs?? grin grin

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Culture / Re: Share Any Of Your Experience About Culture Shock In Nigeria by jaszplus12(m): 8:54am On Feb 14
Sirmwill:
One local government in one state where snakes can come inside the house anytime and people must not kill them

Who can guess the name of the state?
Not just one I can mention, Ivo, in ebonyi, Okpanku, in awgu Enugu state, isu njaba in imo State... experienced them there years ago...
Romance / Re: 30 Things Ladies Should Know Before Getting Married.....� by jaszplus12(m): 8:50am On Feb 14
123yes:
This is perfect advice but how many of them will be humble enough to follow these part of keeping a good. Any woman who follow these parts enumerated here, her home will be kingdom of God on earth. Much love!
Given a perfect man self, wives will not try to keep even 3 of the above suggestions!! Without drama, wives are never happy!!
Crime / Re: Kano State Hisbah Arrest Popular Tiktoker, Murja Kunya Over Alleged Immorality by jaszplus12(m): 4:54am On Feb 14
The guy who picks her up at 10pm should be picked up too! Takes two to tango!
Crime / Re: A Mother Baked Her Newborn Daughter To Death In An Oven (photo) by jaszplus12(m): 5:54pm On Feb 12
When I say mother's love is subjective they say I don't know what I'm talking about
Romance / Re: Man Council Is Wedding After Finding Out Wife Is Lesbianse On Wedding Day by jaszplus12(m): 9:37am On Feb 12
osmosis101:
Dis english just made me lose 1gb
De englishe finishment my cence of gyroscoping speekeeng!

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Crime / Re: Police Trace Abuja Kidnapping Gang To Mpape Hills, Kill Kingpin, Other Members.. by jaszplus12(m): 2:46pm On Feb 11
bobonla:

Since they made an igbo man cp of Abuja good news have been coming
And you will say aboki is CP in igboland so he can eliminate igbos ba? Na so una dey cause issues everywhere and run away from the repercussions..
. please repent.
Family / Re: How Many Of You Know About This Liquid? Indomie Generation Will Not Know It. by jaszplus12(m): 2:15pm On Feb 08
Jewessgratitud3:


Wow really??..
So what are they using now?
Sincerely I can't tell....not been there for a long long time now...

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Family / Re: How Many Of You Know About This Liquid? Indomie Generation Will Not Know It. by jaszplus12(m): 12:02pm On Feb 08
Jewessgratitud3:
The name is Brasso. I used to see this in my dads stash as a little child. I hardly see it around these days. My dad used it those days to shine his metal insignia and iron head belt.

Do men still use this? What do they use it for in this generation apart from what our fathers used it for?.
Below is what the insignia looks like. They have the bars and stars but These days I noticed Nigerian force/officers insignia is no longer metal but fabric material.

The first one pics with rusted neck is the type I met in my dads stash but the second one looks modernized. The old one was never a light blue as seen in the second pics. The old version usually comes with a gold neck ( where the rust is) when its newly bought and not silver like the second pics

Who else can relate?

nlfpmod.


Let see how many men still use this.
Back in the days as mass servers we used it to polish all the chalice and other stuff used for mass!

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Family / Re: Journalist Solicits Funds To Research Why Igbo Women Are Wicked by jaszplus12(m): 11:25pm On Feb 07
Thing is igbos generally feel bossy love to boss the nearest person.
That said, their women are brave and quite hardworking, but once it borders on superiority levels they want to overstep the bounds given by nature.
When her husband is rich, any other person within her bracket must be below her else, strife and jealousy becomes her breakfast lunch and dinner...
The service of being a master over someone who's financial or social status isn't up to thiers is an avenue to express it physically on the poor service provider!
My memories have never failed me recalling how helps are maltreated and abused!
Even among siblings it happens! A younger sibling serving her elder sister who's nursing a baby will not even exempt from the angry jabs and stabs and starvation.
I lived with these people for so long and I'm sure I know what goes on!!
It's a really nasty situation
Politics / Re: Give Bishop David Oyedepo Just Four Years To Repair Nigeria by jaszplus12(m): 9:10pm On Feb 05
ebubeson:
If the President can handover economic development to Bishop David Oyedepo for four years. I tell you, if it's God's will, Nigeria will be progress well.
You made two statements here and are based on conditions. First the "if" is conditional...then again "if it's God's will" shows another condition.
This is how developed countries defer. They don't make conditional statements in execution cos they would have already worked out the conditions during planning!
Sports / Re: This Is Happening!! by jaszplus12(m): 5:07pm On Feb 04
And it ends on a sad note for Chelsea and fans!!
Sports / Re: This Is Happening!! by jaszplus12(m): 4:51pm On Feb 04
Thiago Silva halves the score! Few minutes left on the clock!
Sports / This Is Happening!! by jaszplus12(m): 4:48pm On Feb 04
Nobody seems to be talking about Chelsea here...

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