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Putindbutt:
To be honest, there's no administration that had killed more bandits/terrorists than Tinubu's administration.

And more are going down soon, even their sponsors are now trembling!

arantess:
when people like you chat or talk we just know how empty you are.

did they not elect senators, rep members and governor?

is it the billionaire that will give them water?

or maybe its because APC is incharge there, you want to shift it to individuals?

So I'm empty because of my statement?
I don't blame you though... but I'd better not drag it with you so I don't empty you too soon, keep dragging...

As a former midfield maestro myself, my choice is C...wing play, drawing attention from B for a moment, knowing C will surely drive a low cross to B at the appropriate time

overdrive:
Na to follow back yard door leave town especially if na wowo girl.

What did she look like when lust led you by the balls

By observation you'll understand that mothers easily get frustrated and pissed off by attending to children not only preparing them for school.
But what's a man to do when you wait for her to get ready for an appointment by 9am and she begins to tell you she needs to look good so she's taking her time, yet you can see it's 8:45 already? Men just simmer in silence, but when dealing with children mothers begin to foam from the mouth about how the children are "deliberate in causing delays"
Know this: if you choose deliberately to make it fun for the children they will surely make it easier for you... but choose to bark and shout, watch them do you in!!
If you care to know, I'm a father of now grown ups and I know I did a lot to observe what will make them happy in the morning...I put my wife aside and helped them prepare for school daily...I saw they always smiled going out unlike when their Mom was in charge!
People, just take time to understand children...you were once a child too and I'm sure we all wanted to be heard too....think about it.

Mariangeles:
Start by helping her get the kids ready for school.
Your wife is not crazy, she's overwhelmed.

Is that so hard to understand?

Stop defending this. 90% of mothers unconsciously bully their children until the children are old enough to begin to resist it in many ways and I tell you, it's never pleasant at the end...

The OP should tag the acclaimed billionaires from the SE, Empathy should flow in their veins, what's the purpose of wealth without empathy? It's vanity!

CodeTemplarr:
Thats an old format. After defrauding people they know the heat will always be on them as long as they are alive so fake their own death.
Take that news with a pinch of salt Mr man.

First thing that came to my mind as well... he's gone below radar, changed names and cut off all communications...appear somewhere remote and enjoy his loot!
Though I have believe that if the bank is serious they will trace him via his voice on any electronic devices he might use in future...

Peterobiisathie:
This one has a good job in Ghana yet he chooses not to be a good ambassador

Galamsey is illegal gold mining in Ghana and the government is now clamping down on them...

yarimo:
If not for the arrest, they could have blame it on fulani herdsmen again

now what Soludo was saying has manifested! Yet they were beefing him seriously when he made that comment!!!

noleflendum:
Beerfrans serving jail terms in India will not less than 3 million

You're "jealous" of their "wealth" and "success".
That's what we always hear!! Hmmm...

dederocs:
What I tried to explain to you is that the word ritual is not a evil or dark word, ritual simply means practices in a religion, every religion have their practices, therefore every religion have it's rituals.

Thanks for clarifying....well appreciated.

dederocs:
Most of them are ignorant, remember the religion is about memorising...I was trying to explain to them that ritual means religious practices not dark arts as they make it seem...every religion has it's practices, this is rituals.

Right, quite understood.

dederocs:
You were born into a community, every religion have it's rituals, you sound ignorant.

Rituals is defined as a religious or solemn ceremony consisting of a series of actions performed according to a prescribed order.

Rituals don't mean dark arts or evil, the problem with you is you have been brainwashed to hate yourself.

In Truth, there's no ritual for burial in biblical text, bury the dead, remind yourself your time will come, take care of the living and move on. But because humans love flamboyant ways they do what they do to impress others or to give impression of "assisting" or "ushering" or "guiding" souls to the world of the dead and brand it "Christian", it not so in the Bible go and check. All that is absolutely IRRELEVANT!!

Utanisco:
So why Christian d bury with 100 million naira casket

Just why ??

There's no where the bible teaches about burial. Whether coffin or nothing, it doesn't matter, why? Because what's important is the soul!! If you're eaten by a croc or shark or lion would we see what to bury?
Choose modesty and not necessarily because of Christianity, bible says better to be in the house where there's mourning so you will think about yourself at death.
Where your soul goes is more important than the burial!
No prayers can change your position once you close your eyes to eternity, prepare to meet your Maker (anyone can argue against this, don't wait til you reach deaths door), think deep

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Kennitrust:
Base on the fictional stories that I heard in my childhood days, I planted fufu thinking it would grow up and produce more fufu.


I pure water to nourish it till today. Fufu no come out

hhhmmmmm, the number of times i trembled after swallowing orange seed, fearing it will grow through my head!!
the kind of things we heard as children and believed!!

Celestialsword:
In life women has more advantages than men.

They are looked after by nature, society, men and the universe

Yet they're like the grave! Never satisfied!! Can someone call someone to check if my statement is correct??

twilliamx:
Landlady of hell.....dudhdjdjjdjdnxdndjjdjdjdnhdjdnd

the landlady should be nicknamed bulldog brower!!!!!

IgOga:
Mush himself said if democrats had won the 2024 elections he would be finished. There are many companies who want thesame contract with NASA. Jeff Bezos will happily take the offer. The engineers in SpaceX will move over. Don't fight government. There is a reason they have power

well said anyway! Power and governments are transient too, we who are spectator just sit and watch!

Kobicove:
Things fall apart!

If Donald Trump wants to deal with Elon Musk he will use all state apparatus at his disposal to deal with him and reduce him to a thousandaire.

Him go know say power pass power!

Go and ask the Russian oligarchy billionaires that Putin crushed and heavens did not fall!

you forget that musk has a tech that most world powers are eyeing?? forget Trump, if he loses Musk's tech contributions to NASA since they could no longer fund their space plans.

Trump has only one more term and leaves, Musk is a businessman and can perch on any nation he wants!

God1000:
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dont mind them, mixing politics with every sphere of their lives and this stunts development! they should take a cue from USA and Iran world cup games 1998, the players put aside politics just to enjoy the game!

immortalcrown:
😂😂😂
Fashion is pain. That's all I have to contribute to this ridiculous issue.

Unfortunately pain isn't fashionable!
Imagine the pain, regret, gnashing of teeth and loss of time and health!

Edoreborn:
Op, you no put waina..That one morning food and evening food ooo

you have just taken away my joy!!! Don't mention this waina anyhow because i have not eaten it in a very long time!! Save my stomach from missing this delicacy!!!

dettolgel:
It requires months of dedication to get rid of.

Firstly, ensure that it is only your apartment that is infested, otherwise, even after getting rid of from yours it will get re-infested from the next apartment.

To completely get rid of it, do the following religiously:

Buy otapiapia and syringe (no needle), fill the syringe with otapiapia and meticulous apply it to the hem of your mattresses, all the joints and edges of all the furnitures in the house (tables, chairs, beds, wardrobe, around the door frames and possibly the door hinges, edges of rug, and any other hidden places you may discover). Also around the hem of your cushions and every other possible hiding places.

For the first two weeks do this twice a week and from the 3rd week do it every Saturday (it is easy to remember) without missing a day for the next 8 to 10 weeks.

Please whatever you do, don't let the otapiapia get into your kitchen or pantry or food storage area. It is poisonous and kills if not handled with care. I assume there is no children in the house?

Bedbugs are difficult to get rid of, but donkey years ago I went head on with it, and got rid of it after several months of continuous treatment with otapiapia.

Great advice. It takes patient working to get rid of these terrorists.
After applying the otapiapia I'll advise to wrap your mattress in thick nylon so as to suffocate any of the existing eggs or adults...that way you can be sure they are doomed.

oz4real83:
At 86, I wonder why the old woman didn't want to retire from such carnal enjoyment, especially with a young man young enough to be her grandson . They both got what they wanted, howbeit for a short moment

Point of correction, we wonder why the old woman didn't want to retire from such carnal enjoyment, especially with a....
"....a young man old enough to be her GREAT GRANDSON....."

bcomputer101:
How do our leaders sleep with their two eyes closed at night?

Either they live far from the incident or travel out of the country! They have no soul, compassion or empathy! Just a bunch of soulless, money worshipping, dev.il inca.rcerate subhuman.s!

What a life!!! We will all play out part and leave this planet.... someday, soon and however the Lord of the universe desires!
What a tragedy!

nairalanda1:
Happens when you don't secure your gun properly

The man should have gotten a good carpenter to.build a special storage facility for his gun.

Now he pays the price for being careless.

The careless behavior is a display of the mind and character and lack of professionalism in the Force!
My dad was in the secret police and each time his pistol came home he would secure it(none of us knew where) and even when he was with it at home he would make sure no one came within a radius of the gun!
The poor guy would have known a child's curiosity towards guns and taken caution....
Anyway RIP to him...

Agbegbaorogboye:
You guys need to stop making anything and everything about you
Are you saying Fulanis are helping you to take revenge or what exactly

I noticed the trend on many threads, these guys have a deep hatred for other tribes and yet say it's not true! They're vengeful and always gripping!
A very unfortunate combo!

ravensckar:
I once told a lady whom I'm supposed to marry that my genotype changed from AA to AS. Hence, we can no longer get married.


Shebi all of us wan dey throw lamba ni?

I think you should have told her you sudden feel oestrogen coursing through your entire system and testosterone depleted....

EmperorIsaac:
The least car for this generation of women is 2008 Toyota Camry. Anything Mica you'd see how dissatisfied she'd be with the "gift".

Recall buying an Opel Kadett 2001 model for my wife 15 years ago, hehehehe, she said it looks like a taxi, so won't drive it...I had none for myself then o, I just threw my things inside and used it for two years!
It's never easy to please women...

Imagine if the tables were turned? Husband gives ex a lift and dropped her and left, she would have said he and his ex had se.x In the car on the highway! Her imagination would have been over the top! Wow!!!