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Kennitrust:
Base on the fictional stories that I heard in my childhood days, I planted fufu thinking it would grow up and produce more fufu.


I pure water to nourish it till today. Fufu no come out

hhhmmmmm, the number of times i trembled after swallowing orange seed, fearing it will grow through my head!!
the kind of things we heard as children and believed!!

Celestialsword:
In life women has more advantages than men.

They are looked after by nature, society, men and the universe

Yet they're like the grave! Never satisfied!! Can someone call someone to check if my statement is correct??

twilliamx:
Landlady of hell.....dudhdjdjjdjdnxdndjjdjdjdnhdjdnd

the landlady should be nicknamed bulldog brower!!!!!

IgOga:
Mush himself said if democrats had won the 2024 elections he would be finished. There are many companies who want thesame contract with NASA. Jeff Bezos will happily take the offer. The engineers in SpaceX will move over. Don't fight government. There is a reason they have power

well said anyway! Power and governments are transient too, we who are spectator just sit and watch!

Kobicove:
Things fall apart!

If Donald Trump wants to deal with Elon Musk he will use all state apparatus at his disposal to deal with him and reduce him to a thousandaire.

Him go know say power pass power!

Go and ask the Russian oligarchy billionaires that Putin crushed and heavens did not fall!

you forget that musk has a tech that most world powers are eyeing?? forget Trump, if he loses Musk's tech contributions to NASA since they could no longer fund their space plans.

Trump has only one more term and leaves, Musk is a businessman and can perch on any nation he wants!

God1000:
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dont mind them, mixing politics with every sphere of their lives and this stunts development! they should take a cue from USA and Iran world cup games 1998, the players put aside politics just to enjoy the game!

immortalcrown:
😂😂😂
Fashion is pain. That's all I have to contribute to this ridiculous issue.

Unfortunately pain isn't fashionable!
Imagine the pain, regret, gnashing of teeth and loss of time and health!

Edoreborn:
Op, you no put waina..That one morning food and evening food ooo

you have just taken away my joy!!! Don't mention this waina anyhow because i have not eaten it in a very long time!! Save my stomach from missing this delicacy!!!

dettolgel:
It requires months of dedication to get rid of.

Firstly, ensure that it is only your apartment that is infested, otherwise, even after getting rid of from yours it will get re-infested from the next apartment.

To completely get rid of it, do the following religiously:

Buy otapiapia and syringe (no needle), fill the syringe with otapiapia and meticulous apply it to the hem of your mattresses, all the joints and edges of all the furnitures in the house (tables, chairs, beds, wardrobe, around the door frames and possibly the door hinges, edges of rug, and any other hidden places you may discover). Also around the hem of your cushions and every other possible hiding places.

For the first two weeks do this twice a week and from the 3rd week do it every Saturday (it is easy to remember) without missing a day for the next 8 to 10 weeks.

Please whatever you do, don't let the otapiapia get into your kitchen or pantry or food storage area. It is poisonous and kills if not handled with care. I assume there is no children in the house?

Bedbugs are difficult to get rid of, but donkey years ago I went head on with it, and got rid of it after several months of continuous treatment with otapiapia.

Great advice. It takes patient working to get rid of these terrorists.
After applying the otapiapia I'll advise to wrap your mattress in thick nylon so as to suffocate any of the existing eggs or adults...that way you can be sure they are doomed.

oz4real83:
At 86, I wonder why the old woman didn't want to retire from such carnal enjoyment, especially with a young man young enough to be her grandson . They both got what they wanted, howbeit for a short moment

Point of correction, we wonder why the old woman didn't want to retire from such carnal enjoyment, especially with a....
"....a young man old enough to be her GREAT GRANDSON....."

bcomputer101:
How do our leaders sleep with their two eyes closed at night?

Either they live far from the incident or travel out of the country! They have no soul, compassion or empathy! Just a bunch of soulless, money worshipping, dev.il inca.rcerate subhuman.s!

What a life!!! We will all play out part and leave this planet.... someday, soon and however the Lord of the universe desires!
What a tragedy!

nairalanda1:
Happens when you don't secure your gun properly

The man should have gotten a good carpenter to.build a special storage facility for his gun.

Now he pays the price for being careless.

The careless behavior is a display of the mind and character and lack of professionalism in the Force!
My dad was in the secret police and each time his pistol came home he would secure it(none of us knew where) and even when he was with it at home he would make sure no one came within a radius of the gun!
The poor guy would have known a child's curiosity towards guns and taken caution....
Anyway RIP to him...

Agbegbaorogboye:
You guys need to stop making anything and everything about you
Are you saying Fulanis are helping you to take revenge or what exactly

I noticed the trend on many threads, these guys have a deep hatred for other tribes and yet say it's not true! They're vengeful and always gripping!
A very unfortunate combo!

ravensckar:
I once told a lady whom I'm supposed to marry that my genotype changed from AA to AS. Hence, we can no longer get married.


Shebi all of us wan dey throw lamba ni?

I think you should have told her you sudden feel oestrogen coursing through your entire system and testosterone depleted....

EmperorIsaac:
The least car for this generation of women is 2008 Toyota Camry. Anything Mica you'd see how dissatisfied she'd be with the "gift".

Recall buying an Opel Kadett 2001 model for my wife 15 years ago, hehehehe, she said it looks like a taxi, so won't drive it...I had none for myself then o, I just threw my things inside and used it for two years!
It's never easy to please women...

Imagine if the tables were turned? Husband gives ex a lift and dropped her and left, she would have said he and his ex had se.x In the car on the highway! Her imagination would have been over the top! Wow!!!

Chram:
I don't know if this should have been posted on the romance section. Though I'm more concerned about my friend's health, reason I had to post it here.

This is a friend whom we've known each other right from childhood. We've been friends for over 18yrs now. We live in same apartment but in separate rooms. He uses sex enhancement drugs a lot. Like he abuses these drugs and I am beginning to get scared for his health. He's been hiding this from me for a very long time until I discovered that he uses same drugs. He womanizes a lot. As in, he can't sleep with a girl without these drugs. Once a girl arrives his place, he'll excuse himself to go swallowed the drugs, then return to sit down. I kept observing overtime until I was able to realise that he is deeply addicted to it. I used diplomacy in confirming this after I brought up a fabricated story of how a guy somewhere uses same drugs to satisfy his numerous lovers and how same lovers kept coming back for more sex cos they were enjoying it and the guy was feeling like a superman. He was so happy to hear such a testimony from me, and that was the point he confessed to using the drugs. He said anyday he accidentally sleeps with a girl without taking it, he wouldn't last for 20seconds and wouldn't even be able to go for a second round. How long will he continue this?. If he gets married, is this how he's going to continue taking pills to satisfy his wife?
Will his wife be happy if she finds out?
I was told these drugs have a way of affecting a child when the child is born. That is, a man who takes enhancement pills to satisfy and impregnate his wife is likely to give birth to a deformed child.
Please House, those of you that know the side effects of using these drugs should please enlighten us, so we can collectively save a friend. All my life, I have never used any form of enhancement pills to sleep with any girl. The only thing I ever took was Alomo Bitters when it was #200 way back when it hadn't been adulterated and was purely imported from Ghana. I'm talking about Casapreko Bitters a.k.a Alomo Bitters.

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Side effects are already taking their toll on him.
His mind can't focus and do the business anymore!
His heart will palpitate soon, his kidneys will also begin to complain...his erection will never be normal again since vessels in the phallus no longer dilate naturally....
Anxiety will set in, panic and disorienting thoughts will deal with him finally....
Best to stop now

floss:
Hmmm, that boy saw a weak spot and made use of it

Took a shot before his Mom ever did! I mean, had she had opportunity to use his weakness it might have been worse!

Immediately Daddy Showkey came to my mind with the song Diana!!

Amingol:
Is this correct?

Civil engineers and Masons should please enlighten us.

jacob"s ladder

Odidigboigbo:
If you had an opportunity to be in a cell, you would know that inmates prays more than those that are free. The most harden criminal would be the one that will lead the prayer with all fervency and zealousness. If you have been there, you can relate.

Was a prison evangelist for 10 years ...I know what you are saying.

EmperorIsaac:
It is the "effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man," not of a wicked man, that "availeth much!" James 5:16 (KJV).

Except, of course, prison has made him truly righteous. And in that case, it is prayer "done in secret," and not for camera, that "the Heavenly Father sees, and "rewards openly." Matthew 6:6-7 (KJV).

Rom13:1-7 says the police and judges were put there by God to deal with people like him!!
No prayers will save him from the judgement of the law of the land!!

Looks like some people are trying hard to push a narrative and calm the black Catholic people since a black Pope hasn't been elected!
By throwing pictures of the new pope with black guys around we will feel less pained by the situation!
Over 250 popes later no black man qualifies...strange!

[quote author=Wannabenz post=135218307][/quote]Thanks for your concern. Reached out to someone who is already helping me out.
Thanks again.

Wannabenz:
Snap and show me the previous one that he wants to replace so I can find it.

The reason I said this is because the Mazda 3 that I own has different coolant tank.the coolant tank for the sports one is different to the normal Mazda 3 that's what I meant.

Ok sir.
Will get back to you soon with a photo

inyangd4:
Where is your location ?

please if you are asking me i am actually in abuja
now there is a need to replace the engine completely without the gearbox.

hello house,
a friend owns a mazda 6 2014 model GT
he needs the radiator tank
whoever can assist please let me know. thanks

Wannabenz:
How Far @op

You later buy the car?

good day sir, kindly help out.
my friend has a mazda 6 2014 model GT he needs the radiator tank can you help with where this can be bought?

brain54:
Those guys done go see wetin pass their power...

when they were powering into the area did they not know? Were they not told

One thing can observe about most marriages, mine inclusive is: wives tend to have a better time and happier moments and when they are happy, if you ask if their husbands are also happy, most times it shocks them to think they never really thought about it from that perspective!