bigiyaro:
.....see how terriosts are looking forward to the ceasefire like the reward of thier 77 virgins in aljannah.

To think that they said martydom was like life to the Israeli! The said for them death is as desired as life is desired by Israeli! How can a human think like that??

PuZZyNegro:
I traveled from Lagos to Port Harcourt to see my future in laws family. My girl wasn't around as she's still in Lagos schooling.

I went there with a family member and got them some items like shortcake biscuits and juice.

They offered us food and we ate. After the meeting and normal questioning, we were set to go when surprisingly, this people brought out two loaves of bread and gave us. I told them that the food we ate was enough, that we don't need the bread.

We haven't even gone far when my girl started texting me on WhatsApp angrily asking me why I rejected her mother's gift. That she gave it out of love, this and that.

I told her that bread is the wrongest gift the mother could give me. I am supposed to buy them bread and not the one way round. I intentionally refused to buy bread for them because I assumed bread is an everyday food that people buy and eat, so I decided to go with the package biscuits instead and here they are offering me bread.

If it were something produced locally by them like coconut or something, I can understand but bread?

Please, did I do anything wrong rejecting the bread?

When I was going for my wife, I was prepared to say "yes it's true" if they had said the sky is usually green color....
Doesn't mean I don't know the reality.
One occasion I was meeting her grandmother for the first time I was offered water to drink, even though I had just drank a river from the hotel, I had to find space to drink hers!
You should have collected even if it were a slice!

GloriousGbola:


Sorry it's an oversight - babe.

Fixed it for you.

Farfalla has a long number of years before she transitions to matron

Ok babe, gotcha!

Farfalla:


My moniker clearly indicates "f".
I was referred to as "bro" the other day and now I am a "Sir"?
In the name of Jesus, I bind that spirit that makes people see me as a man when everything about me screams "woman".

I'm sorry it's an oversight, sister/ma'am/lady...

Farfalla:


I'm glad this is coming from a man. Let more women learn that men hate it when they're loved deeply by women. That's why "wife materials" are the most despised lot of women.

Sir, I think the wife material isn't more about love but in terms of ability to care and build up with a man, dexterity in using her head and communication. Take takes about 60% while love takes the rest!

Royaltyy:
He's a fool. What if he needs them in future, maybe for political office or an opportunity overseas or even that same handwork he's talking about, cos thaere are some handwork that are big contracts and it's only your certificate that can earn you such contracts...

He might regret his actions later

Don't mind him, he didn't think it through before the act. The thought of becoming popular on the net beclouded his proper thinking!
I graduated 23 years ago, I'm not even bothered about looking for job because I can fit into doing any skill... I still haven't even looked at my certificates since 2001.

I thought he was going to eat akpu with ofe nsala as the first thing he did, like the kogi guy who made a beeline for garri!

Cooolme:
Greetings everyone, I've been driving for over a year now and I've noticed we don't know how to use headlights in this country even my friend that visited from the US complained same thing.
I don't know if it's selfishness or what but how will someone be on very high beam even when opposite an incoming vehicle, I almost entered a ditch because an SUV beamed on my small Corolla to the point I couldn't even see properly, are there rules set for all these in this country?
God's willing if I don't leave this country within the next 2 years I'm getting a bigger vehicle and I will purposely install massive led lights I will be counter beaming people till they notice their mistake.

The art of teaching driving is no longer as it used to be
Now anyone jumps into the driving seat takes off and when night falls he uses the lights that are bright enough to see not knowing that there are ethics to the use of lights!
Even driving behind another person you should dip your lights until you over take and is driving on a freeway without traffic coming on the other side! Once another car is approaching the ethic is to again dip your lights until he passes!
Many drive with the full lights to oppress the opposite driver, others don't even know why it's there!
Unless the ethos are brought back the trend will surely continue!

Aaaaarghmed:
Your own better.i no need talk my own story.all the experience made me very strong emotionally.cold too and very independent.

Same canoe carry me and you bro! We stand by ourselves always!

Aareakinwunmi:
Isn't that what you women want.

Exactly! And feel entitled to it too! Now she's telling us she wishes he stops, once he stops she will write again and say he's not treating her well and begin to feel he's not caring enough...

Jennyclay:
I like this rule!!

Good judgment!!

Registry wedding is a must for me!!

Sure as soon as you register a simp in your thorny toxic heart, go to a registry with him, do the needful...

Behind the plastic smiles Infront of cameras and social media lies death, sorrow, regret, depression, disorders and bondage... only those who have ears will listen and learn!

yahoodetector:
Na to just go hide as stowaway inside the plane with plenty yam and pepper with salt and onions. Locate the fuel tank dey dip the yam inside dey chop.

Why are you like this?
Laugh haf finished me here!!?

AlhajiCSO:
lol
people are advancing ooo

And we are here even adulterating the simple palm oil used for cooking just to "make more money"

Ekemax:
Am a young guy of 27 and as a norm I don't like sharing my stories outside but this has broken me.
I met a girl in my university days, and we started dating.
The relationship has lasted for 4 yrs+ and I have strong intentions of settling down with her, as I'm deeply in love with her.
She's churchy as a result we haven't been intimate as i respect her decision in regards to that, She's also little bit gullible expecially when it comes to religious matters .
I've known virtually everyone in her family and so I think we are in same page.
Her attitude changed and I inquired to know why and she told me her pastor told her that her husband is not the first one but the second one and a her first love (at least to the best of my knowledge). The same pastor that once asked her if she's in love with his arrogant son. And that she wants to go by the pastors prophecy, and that her brother had a dream and told her that we are not matched for each other and as such she won't continue with the relationship.
I'm devastated right now and just don't know what to do.
Should I fight for my love or should I let it go as I really love this girl.

Bro, don't fight for any love. Walk away far from this situation no matter how painful it is. You will take time to find someone else more attuned to life from a practical point of view.
Lemme tell you a story.
My younger bro dated a lady like that and being chaste she kept herself and so did my bro.
Few weeks to wedding some church member had a "vision" the marriage shouldn't hold cos he or she saw death... I travelled down and met my bro and his fiance and asked if they love each other. Affirmative, did they believe God brought them together? Affirmative, then why do they think God will now reveal to someone else after allowing rites of marriage to have commenced to "reveal" such unto someone else.
Well, I put my foot down and told them not to listen to falsehood.
They're 10 years in marriage and counting now...
Once people begin to follow some "pastor" dictating their lives, surely they will not end well... so, leave her let her stay where she finds comfort...

Interesting15:
The above is another excerpt from my book "Sexual Purity Wisdom For Males".

I'm giving free copies to interested nairalanders... Follow this thread to get yours (either you are a male or female)>> https://www.nairaland.com/7885246/sexual-purity-wisdom-males-free

See, you dont have to concoct a story just to prove a point, reading through the story shows it's fiction.
Bring real stories of real people and events that happened if you want to admonish the youth.

BItt:

Can't recall when last I slept for over 4hrs

Same here o! I don't dare go to bed before midnight else 2am I'm up, tossing and turning!

fadilaMaikiriki:
Yes. Want to know how I can come in or be there for him/them in my own little way so as to show my appreciation.

Be careful not to show yourself too much or even at all to his family. His wife will definitely misread your good intentions and before you know things will go south. Stay behind the scenes and pray for him only...

Nicepoker:
I have during my service year. Infact in the morning the lady said I shouldn't visit her anymore. Always think twice before you use your device.

Heheheheeee.... had the same experience in my younger days! The lady actually came to test my resolve, and learned that not every man will lose self control!
She vowed never to visit me again!

kestolove95:
Girls no go still learn... Dem won use iPhone, wear expensive cloths.. Na the result bdat

Dem go read this article, come read your comment, hiss and still fall for the next guy showing off wealth! Ladies should ask questions about source of wealth before falling... wait, why am I even saying this... lemme just keep my smelling mouth ..

Kayzz34:
Most parents nowadays are comfortable with it so far the daughter is giving them money and other gifts.

You can just imagine!

TOPCRUISE:
But the name killer boy should freak a girl out. We have batboy, Superman. But going for killerboy is going out of your boundaries

Well, you 'em bannies, once they're beautiful they're easily attracted to smooth talk .. they hop on before they think!

TOPCRUISE:
Why would a lady decide to have an affair with someone named killaboi.
Must his name be killagirl for her to realise that he is a redflag.

But you know ladies love the "bad boy" syndrome!

Tjra:

Is it not odd watching her son smoke weed?

Things dey happen for this world oo

Funny how when you're successful your bad habits are not frowned at! The side effects will bring his mum crying to the world and playing innocent one day!

UnconventionalT:
Copied

"I am a Nigerian student living in Scotland, A Nigerian Christian guy got in touch with me via WhatsApp and asked for a relationship, saying he got my number off a church whatsapp group that I haven't been to for almost a year now. He said he's prayed about me and God has told him we are good to go. He is a student too.
I was single at the time and haven't been with a Christian brother before, so I decided to give it a chance. It's roughly 2 months and I am at the point where I want to quit.

We got talking on the platform and also through calls, about a week into our relationship/talking stage he asked me to come to his place and cook for him so he can have enough food for the coming week. I was surprised because we hadn't even seen each other at that at time. I told him I cannot, he made a big deal out of it and said stuff like it's not a big deal for me to do that as his wife to be. We got over that and arranged to see for the first time, he suggested my house and I said I don't feel comfortable with either of us seeing for the first time in our houses and we finally concluded on a Bugger King outlet which isn't far from my house. This didn't go well with him tho.

We met for the first time and talked, after that he said he wanted to know my place as it isn't far from Burger King. He came to my place and stayed in my bed till around past 10pm, he tried touching and kissing, I told him I wasn't comfortable and he needed to leave because of time. He got annoyed said his intentions was to stay over at my place, he already told his housemate he isn't coming back home and it's so late now to go back. I told him I cannot allow him sleep at my house for the first time we're meeting, I have a small single bed and you intentionally didn't even say you'd sleep over before. He grudgingly left and dropped 3 packs of youghurt and a bag of unfried chips which I later discovered where all expired at the time he dropped them.

I told him about it and he made a mess out of the situation. He attends a pentecostal church and critisizes other churches, he doesn't really believe in adult taking responsibility for their actions as the devil is most likely responsible for everything, we simply have to pray against the devil.
He's asked for sex multiple times in less than 1 month, I stopped talking to him one time for about 2 weeks and we picked up again. He said he doesn't have to penetrate, we can do every other things to satisfy our flesh. He said doing all that with him is the proof of my love for him which I have strongly disagreed. Sex isn't a prove of love, we are adults and can have protected sex with anyone without loving them.
The only single thing I enjoy about him is that we communicate well, he talks a lot too and that makes our communication half argument, he finds fault in any little thing and blows it out of proportion. I have told him I don't have strength for argument in marriage since we won't be arguing over minute things that get him pissed off now.

Both of us have been getting multiple 12 hours night shifts from work and two nights ago, he asked me what he was going to eat when he gets home the following morning, I knew he was up to something. I told him I can't say, we don't live together and I don't know what you currently have at home. I suggested he buys bread on his way back home. He then asked me to cook for him to eat the following morning, I sincerely let him know I have no soup or stew myself. His response changed and he later called me on same subject, citing how I don't care enough about him to be concerned about how he is gonna eat since he's been working few nights now, he compared himself to a married man that always brings food to work at his workplace. Even gave the guy his phone to talk to me, that one too said I should do things in my power to make my man happy.

I tried to make him understand he isn't married and it might be difficult to enjoy what his married frnd is enjoying. Youve never bought me foodstuff, you haven't worked before and sent me 50 pounds or less for groceries, we are both working night shifts and I sort my own food, why are you angry I can't make out time out of my rest period to come cook at your house to stuck your fridge?

I have been in relationship where I cooked, I personally enjoy cooking, but I have never been with a man that feels to entitled to me doing that for him. He says I'm supposed to be the one cooking for him. He also believes in women abroad sharing bills, but he is too traditional to share house chores"

All the signs of a narcissist displayed! Sister jus pick race leave that guyman! Conji hold am tight and he knows no female citizen of that country will take it lightly with him it's why he chose you!!! Run!!

Stawner16:
The difference between flirting and harassment is looks. A good-looking guy would get away with pushing societal boundaries with his flirting with women. That being said, flirting is an art, there’s a time to be subtle and a time to be explicit.

Flirting is an art.... confirmed!! I personally have used it since I'd known myself! Everything you said is correct... time and the subtility of flirting... to the approach of flirting, when doing it the object should go home wondering... "WHAT HAPPENED!!"

Was checking reels on Instagram and I saw this https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwICoSeNHAl/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

If you're a lady and you're thinking your bumbum isn't ok and want to "increase" it to lure more guys.... Just watch the above link... Thank me later

RecentHistory:
I was surprised when someone from Benue told me that most of the killings there are not done by Fulanis but by ethnic militias fe Benue fighting a never-ending war of reprisals.

That's a fact. Yes Tiv and Fulani have had issues over land for decades even before independence but you see the tiv, they're quite agressive and are land grabbers. Have you asked why these deaths are ALWAYS in Tivland? Why not in the land of idomas and Igedes?
Had the killing of this young man not been posted on FB, Ortom would have called Buhari and said Fulani herdsmen were the culprits!

saintopus:
A sage once said if you want to last in your marriage, and relationships. Then you have to be a bit stewpid

A lot stewpid rather!!

Built2last:
Why are we hearing of demolitions and demolitions.

Not a singke news of building anything


Why does most FCT ministers think that demolition is an achievement?

This is how we will be blowing hot air till 4 years is gone.

FCT lack proper pipe born waters in many areas.
Good roads are only in city center
FCT lacks good recreational centers, no Zoo. No children fun centers

All we hear is demolition

sad thing is, demolition takes place and one director in FCDA will go behind to buy the land.

let's keep playing

Generally, illegality is usually how we love to play! Top to bottom we thrive on circumventing anything that builds positively around us, as though we are allergic to neat and organized society!
Those who have allowed these slums are benefitting from the arrangement. Those who allow darkness to prevade are benefitting, those that allow taps to remain dry benefit from it, and so on and that's the majority thought! The only way forward is going backwards by demolition! We will get it right only when we decide that development must be in the proper manner, first!