Jamie90:
Please, NYSC posted me to bandit ravaged Niger state. Though I only want to camp there and redploy, I am concerned if the road from Lagos to Paiko, Niger state is safe to and fro.

Please, travellers should come to my aid.

safe...the areas being ravaged are not on your route from Lagos...

immortalcrown:
You are just ranting here. I never questioned whether it happens or not. I never questioned why it happens.

My question is, is it not shameful?

You have a valid point sir.
Unfortunately the OP allowed his humility to be taken advantage of by a common thief!
It's more shameful to be called a thief and be seen as a man who offered for something as simple as a CV to be "upgraded" for him.
Let's shame the thief first them laugh at the OP's silliness after!

HeatSeeker:
Egwusi and Ogbono! Any time i see someone ordering this combo at the restaurant I frequent, I am like WTF?

Don't say so ooh! Don't say so else, I'll invite myself to your house and make you prepare the ogbono and egusi, then with your hands mix it for me... BTW, na pounded yam you go prepare to be used in eating that combo of soup....
Please when can I come??

Gbadugbakun:



I just went to knock at his door. He just shouted who is that. When I told him I'm the one he told me he doesn't have money that he would give me when he has. He didn't even come out to see me. He's still inside the house and he's door is locked

Am just holding myself honestly, because if I do what is in my mind people will say is because of 5k.

Bro, calm down. Next time money is being contributed, just let the collector meet him, collect the money and give you...then the collector goes back to him and say he should pay for the new month else his wires will be disconnected from from the supply...easy...

Judolisco:
It's d same thing I said, fatal accidents in Nigeria often occur on good roads, you can't speed on a road that's bad, it's impossible to run 20km on Bida road or on Kabba-ilorin road..... Peter obi should sack his media guy.... He is turning out to be a joke... That's how he said Tanzania shut their hydropower dams because of excess electricity.... Kai

The first sensible comment so far!

The OP just wanted to draw attention so as to start the usual insults found here daily and he got it!

First no one drives at top speed on pothole filled roads unless he's rightly insane.
Now by the topic posted reference the two accidents the one along okene road is on a very smooth road so is it 'bad roads' or overspending and recklessness?

The one along Enugu road, definitely the impact and subsequent fire would have been caused by overspending too!

But because we love the insults we chose not to see that Peter Obi or whoever is in charge of his media handle wanted to be mischievous and refer to those two specific accidents as caused by bad roads!
Not fair at all

santaclaws:
LOL nice write up. Unfortunately it takes most men a very long time to notice that women are very manipulative... Some discover after marriage.

Right from time, they're masters at tweaking emotions and crying at will, something a lot of men believe to be genuine cos men rarely cry.

The moment you identify a manipulative lady, she begins to hate you cos her emotional tricks won't yield results.

If you want to learn without experiencing it, watch a few Telemundo and telenovelas..
It's filled with the characteristics the OP mentioned

Juta4ac:
Patriotic act that will make Nigeria and her Youths greater

With another 10-20 youths with this mindset in one area alone,things will change in Nigeria!
Service to the Nation!

ikechukz:
Fo you mean GTX 1050? Please send me a message on WhatsApp - 080.910.62121

Message sent on WhatsApp

Betastuff:
hehehe. Architect. Haha

Billionaire! Remember me in your kingdom!

TheBillyonaire:
Mine is under construction, should be completed next year.

Hope you sprinkled some salt, potash and sugar at the base before you started construction, if you didn't, then you should see me for further clarification....cheers

Good one but I need one with graphic card RTX1050
Can you get me one?

drmikeadams:

Thank you for the picture! Brings back memories....

YourMrBoo:


but he has been giving since which one has a private person have you done since government cannot do everything

Trust that your comment must be skewered, just like that! Wow!

thesicilian:

Next time once she packs her bag over trivial issues call an Uber for her and help her move her stuff into the car. Even let her go with the baby. Then call her parents and inform them she's on her way. As long as you keep begging her not to leave, as long as she knows that she can always use the threat of leaving to gain advantage over you, you'll never hear the last of it.

Lending my voice:
OP did you force or coerce her to marry you or it's an arranged marriage?
She's not seen anything yet, just one child and fresh marriage. Ok...order Uber, help her pack, let her go with the baby, call her parents...you just chill.
Go ahead and work, exercise and stay focused, women really have their own thought and ideas and one thing evidently, they want to always win, and once you don't succumb they become manipulative consciously or otherwise. We live with it and all have tolerant capacities differently.
Bid time and wait, she will return... never bring the situation up after that. Best wishes as I know it won't be easy. Cheers

YourMrBoo:
Peter Obi would have reached those school if he is still in government. How was this school in obi era? It would have made enrich the contest because it's as if someone is indirectly shading the current governor.

Sincerely it saddened me to see such dilapidated structures! And to think that PO is spending millions elsewhere for others...not that it's bad he's doing so, but why not let's do what is good for our homes before we sweep other people's backyards!
Government must not do everything!

ValCon888:
It is not a new truth these women have nothing to offer except their body parts. Still, what surprises me is the lack of shame.

To brag about sleeping with another woman's husband on social media is a low I never thought we would reach.

What shocks me more is the inability or lack of moral capacity of the parents and relatives of such people to react and do something about it! Oh dear lord it's no longer sanity but insanity that prevails in modern day!

drimzsmoke:



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What's this nah!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just a description...I mean what else can I call an organization where everyone sleeps with everyone!

immortalcrown:
This generation!

Na the company owner I pity.

If you watched the series called "The love boat" back in the 80s, na so this organization be... organization of orgasms!

clockwisereport:
This kind school full every state for Nigeria

Don't mind those who think and live hate all day long!
Drinking hatred like garri with groundnut....

chopnaira:

Due to private-public partnership, the deadline of 8 years timeline would be surely met. Anyone going to Calabar and not happy with the highway can always travel via the longer route Benin - Ore.

Yes...we can donate signboard to indicate the route to be followed by those unhappy with the project!
Best wishes to Nigeria! Peace

Hollasmall:
Na man you be! How you Dey cope with two wives

Where the shoe go pinch am he no go talk ...let's just smile and wave....smile and wave...

garykoeman:


Was 2nd Niger bridge started and completed by buhari abandoned.

U people are hypocrite.

Correction: started and completed by Jibrin Al Sudan....

papyjaypaul:

Honourable
Distinguished
Excellency

All these titles just look good against their names...their hearts are dark and evil!

imiski:
They are using oil money to build expensive houses without recourse to the host communities. An oil-producing community has its people living in the bush for fear of the Army, another community was razed down in 1999. None of them cares after all, it's not their affliction. All these inactions fuels youth restiveness. I have been expecting “elder States-men” to speak out, even to appeal to the Army, but they seem to have lost their voice.

Sir, you have a point.
But have you asked why this is happening? Your very own leaders have sold their birthrights for a splash of porridge!
Instead of fighting for their children future their only interested in fallout from the table where men are sitting to eat!
If your chiefs and leaders didn't compromise no one will take anything away that's from your land!
Start from your leaders let us also stop the bleeding! It's actually very annoying already!

tunjiajayi:

Baastards.
These ones should be killed in a very gruesome manner.
They should be quartered in a public place to disuade others that are nursing the evil of human ritual scarifice. They should be left to rot or dogs etc... eat their remains.
Evil people.

Also as an institutional level effort, the masses need to be informed more on this phenomena. The so called herbalists and marabouts should be arrested and information proden from him, info on counter and evasive measures to safe guard against ritual killing. For instance, we have heard of certain people being rejected by the juju.
What makes the juju reject such?
How can one make oneself to be rejected by the juju?

This is sad, evil and recurrent.
Something needs to be done institutionally and comstitutionally.

You have just proffered the solution to curbing the crime! Everyone of them should be made to register their "business" so that when things are regulated the evil will runaway!
These ones should be used to test if in truth human parts can generate money and if it works as they proclaim! Their heads and genitals and intestines should be used.

brain54:
Will show you a decent strip club...


If you can show me an honest armed robber!

Or a decent politician!

Akalia:
My heavy wife often gets frustrated with the energetic behavior of our son, I always talk her into understanding that our son is acting his age.
That frustrating mischief of your toddlers that you frown at is what other expectant couples are praying for. I always tell my wife that, she should be thankful that she is a proud mother of kids; energetic and curious ones at that .lol.

Talk to her well and prepare her for the teen years of the children, now they're cute and cuddly, then in their teens, its a different game! They're crazy, filled with foolhardiness and apparent disobedience to almost everything you say or do....you just have to understand them...care for them and not get vexed...it will pass and then you'll enjoy them!
Life's like that!

Caaz:
I have 2 .... whenever I m not around them my heart keeps pounding.

Having and caring for kids is a big flex.

You're very wise! Keep that number o, don't let anyone tell you different.
The days are coming when even those two will occupy your days, thoughts, emotions and finances you will be grateful you had only two!
Best wishes sir!

gnss:
She comes with a Cup of Water , Immediately she says ..Honey ,If I ever Cheats on you and I drink out of this Water ,Let me not Live more than 7 days ,Let me drive and not come back home Safely but if I have never Cheated on you after we got Married let none Happen to me .


Honey Oya say your own too.

So, the one we swore at the altar no do am?
OK, I'll bring my cup of water and say, Honey if you've never disrespected or favoured any man ahead of me in your mind since we married drink this...I don't need to add anything negative like curses, only weak people do that.

She's planning something... I know wives...I've learned to read their body language...

Sniper101:
well ofcourse you're a SIMP
And she told you so; in a subtle way.

A guy who isn't a simp wouldn't need to sleep on the floor just to avoid having sex with a Hot lady at night.

When the negative issues begin will you stand by him? Even if you do you can never know the pain as much as he would!
You can let it happen to you who's not a simp!

advanceDNA:


Sometimes ...women just want to chop and clean mouth too.......

..but hey!!! U did the right thing...u ddnt miss anything by controlling urself....na just slimy mucus membrane.....probably smell like rotten fish.....

Imagine she came with pregnancy to trap u..

Guy..she go dey alright...make she vex...

You took the words out of my mouth!
Even as a single guy back then, I avoid ladies who suddenly decide to come visit then sleep over for any reason! I give them the bed and sleep far away! At 16 years of age a girl nearly gave me another mans pregnancy... From then, I sabi something!

In my bachelor days, a friend came to my home with his mouth agape. He just said, chale, come and see, I followed him to his house, we entered and on the table was a combo of rice and spaghetti. His shock was he had NEVER seen nor heard a combo existed like that! His new girlfriend had prepared it in his absence! Though I'd never thought about a combo of sorts but I encouraged him to eat it, and I sat to help him! He had initially threatened to not allow the girl cook for him again!

I've seen Sprite and sugarcane
Fanta and boiled corn
Uncooked indomie with Coke (na Fulani do this one)