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Op hw u take c d guy sef wit ur half past 4 eye

All in the name of what........miracle? Or deliverance? SMH

Is it just me, but this sounds like a warning to the workers to be wary of the in coming government

My broda thats practically the dumbest sentence have ever come across. It reeks d level of low self esteem the guy possesses

ameryzzy:
What makes u think her reasoning is myopic. It was just a suggestion in her/his part. So biko watch ur language

ok, u av bin noticed. U cn run along nw

Vickydera2:
cos the pics and profiles are not making sense in dia eye. try snap pic wit u inside different cars n see if she go ignore u

u jst made us knw hw myopic ur tinkin is

I and Athenia paul were classmates bk in sec skul(lagos state model college, ojo ). Neva knew her bro was a celeb. Congrats tho

yemicoal:
N!ggas say we jealous, cos dem don dey jam me for quilox

is allowed

And this same Op wud av a good guy dats ready 2 do anytin 4 her(financially wise) friendzoned and she z here ranting abt d glutton she has as a boifrnd. Cari ur cross abeg

Exactly what happens when a kid fall in love

channelz:
Students eyes in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)
When invigilator comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓).......
true or false?

guy if u no be comedian make i bend. Kai my ribs are cracking

Feranmicharles:
I think my selling point is my face

Check DP to

u rily wish my broda

Already we know you are new on nairaland and that you are jobless(no doubt) and that you live here on nairaland and also that you are an attention seeker but what we dnt knw is that your joblessness has gotten to this level. Try something else bae

rubey:
This is why I don't visit men at home. You need to see what happened the day I decided to visit a crusher!
The guy started acting weird and was trying to kiss me he did not even let me enjoy the movie I was watching. I left his house after giving him a hot slap. what rubbish!

are you talking about CRUSHER d agbero? Nansense!

iceberylin:
Shey I told you..... your funny

but ice u cn stalk o

What about sugarman of brilla fm onitsha

Its always the same story of beauty without brain

Op u nd dat gal na 'tata'. Anywayz ur dp got me crackin sha

Their write-ups always ends with "i still love him". Ar u serious?

LORD101:
I love my girlfriend so much, and have done lots of very unimaginable things for the love we share, but she insists i must make her pic my phone screensaver or wallpaper,  When she made the request earlier, i did, but i changed it after some days, cos i dont keep screensavers for long, but she insists that if i must change it, i should keep changing it with her pics(i got lots of her pics in my set). Her pressure has gotten on my nerve that i have now deleted all her pics from my set(she is yet to know this though). Please what do you advice?   I love my girl but i hate to be pressured and she knows this, Am in a fix

nd wats d age of dis gf of urs cus i smell callowness

MhizVee:
immature?How

cus ur post made it evident nd vividly clear

He z cheatin cus u ar immature

Suzyky4u:
Please remove that "handsomeness" and "swagg" and replace it with intelligence and confidence. *for me o

and yestadae on a thread, u overemphasized on hw a Gayish Hiv+ guy was so cute. Truly ladies dnt knw wat dey wnt

MhizVee:
I dnt av stretch mark,i am skinny(not dat fat)but my fwends have

and who says fat people are the only subjects to stretch marks?

Believe it or not the Op has stretch marks. Shes just asking to knw what we guys feel abt it.

Prexxy1:
a girl that likes you will always find a way to make you feel bad. saying this from experience

so dis was same reason u were tackling Unibenstudent on d oda thread yesterday. Ok nw i c

freecocoa:
I wonder wat dat guy did to you that made you like this.ITS A PITY SHA.

she z d 1 facin d predicament jor. Stop lyin its a friend whc i knw doesnt exist

UjSizzle:
You should stop quoting me since I obviously don't want to have a conversation with you

wetin u dey feel lyk. Abeg enta bush

drpips1:
nice and alternatively

2 - [1 - (1 - [2 - 3] - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - (1 - [-1] - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - (1 + 1 - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - (2 - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - (0)+ 3]
2 - [1 - 0+ 3]
2 - [4]

-2

my broda hw [1-0+3] take give u [4]. Its soposd 2 be [-2]

icebeatz:
THE ANSWER IS -2

2 - [1 - (1 - [2 - 3] - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - (1 - [-1] - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - (1 + 1 - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - (2 - 2) + 3]
2 - [1 - 2 + 2 + 3]
2 - [4]
-2

in d last bracket, how wud minus cum be4 plus if u usd d rule of BODMAS. Jst curious 2 knw

kristein:
wu b diz 1 gan?

did i burn ur cable?

kristein:
so wia do u wana discuss it? privately?
or u can watsapp me on diz if u wnt it privately!..07032494292

nt so fast my broda