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Sports / Re: Arsenal Signs Coutinho From Barcelona by JAVANESE(m): 7:01pm On Aug 06, 2019
Oga it's not confirmed yet. Stop misleading people abeg
Romance / Re: I Was Alone With this sexy thing Today. by JAVANESE(m): 8:29pm On Jul 16, 2019
Mehn.... what kind of room is that sad
Celebrities / Re: Tracey Boakye: I Use Men To Satisfy My Sexual Desires And Kick Them Out After by JAVANESE(m): 8:39am On Jul 13, 2019
Onyi22:
The lazy poor frustrated broke ass 40s guys will start reacting on this.......
What can a man offer to a rich wealthy lady apart from sex, Some can't even last long on bed
See dis 1 calling pipul broke meanwhile ur d flagbearer of brokenness.
See as ur leg dirty 4 dp ......Tueh!

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Romance / Re: What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by JAVANESE(m): 9:24pm On Jul 02, 2019
Babaalata:
Telling me she likes my friend
Whaaat!...huge red flag

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Romance / Re: What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by JAVANESE(m): 9:23pm On Jul 02, 2019
Dudeweedlmao:
Did she eat the booger or what? Why did you stop crushing on her becuase of nose picing?
I felt digusted by dat singular act, it irritates me.
Don't know but maybe it's just my kind of person

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Romance / Re: What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by JAVANESE(m): 7:22pm On Jul 02, 2019
pocohantas:
Had something to say about every car and driver. Kept cursing at drivers and the ones crossing.

"Babe, just look at that goat."

Pointing to one errant driver; "You are a very mad man, you are lucky I am in a hurry"

Ah! Wetin for happen if e no dey in a hurry?
I saw an unaccommodating nag with a temper.

Dis 1 na man wey get busy body

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Romance / Re: What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by JAVANESE(m): 7:19pm On Jul 02, 2019
ceeroh:


You made her feel too important. Werey ni won.

I dey tell you
Romance / Re: What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by JAVANESE(m): 7:18pm On Jul 02, 2019
ladiesreject:
Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.
Bro u jst av to chill out ND move on
Romance / What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by JAVANESE(m): 5:07pm On Jul 02, 2019
Mine: I saw her picking her nose... Tueh �

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Romance / Re: Disclaimer: Chenzen Is Alive by JAVANESE(m): 11:13am On Jul 02, 2019
chenzen:
@least I be senior man compared to when some NAIRALANDERS joined especially Deepfeel.
Owk
Romance / Re: I Wasted 6 Years On This Bastard Only For Me To See His Wedding IV On IG - Lady by JAVANESE(m): 10:32am On Jul 02, 2019
Calling him a bastard already shows your pained. Stop claiming you have moved on
Romance / Re: Disclaimer: Chenzen Is Alive by JAVANESE(m): 10:23am On Jul 02, 2019
chenzen:
when old time Nairalanders are talking u keep quiet cos u only just got here, some of us graduated 15 years ago and u just kicked off grade 1. u re a kid when it comes to the forum. if I vex na I will add u up with the others I am about to deal with
You started nairaland in 2016 ND ur claiming old time Nairalander undecided
Sports / Re: Suarez Officially Leaves Barcelona For Laliga Rivals by JAVANESE(m): 1:16pm On Jul 01, 2019
Mtchewww....tot twas d flesh eating Suarez

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Romance / Re: Lets Talk Guys, Whats The Weirdest Thing That Had Happened To You During Sex by JAVANESE(m): 2:07pm On Jun 28, 2019
undecided
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Dumps Lady After Cooking For Him by JAVANESE(m): 4:53pm On Jun 19, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
This is what "see finish" can cause, he wants to taste someone new.
A guy u mite av dated 4 quite some time say 1 or 2 years would av definitely "see you finish". So "see finish" isn't d case cus only a man knows where his heart lies
Politics / Big Man by JAVANESE(m): 10:00am On Jun 19, 2019
Dino Melaye Poses In His Office, Says "Dream Big And Work Big"
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Confirms She Is Married by JAVANESE(m): 5:13pm On Jun 14, 2019
Houseofglam7:
Of what relevance is this garbage??
Calm down.....wats wit d energy
Romance / Re: Model Regrets Enlarging Her Massive 59 Inch Butt (photos) by JAVANESE(m): 9:25am On Jun 13, 2019
Inward they die of inferiority complex but outside, you think they have got all moving well for them.
Moral of the story: Never envy anyone, just be yourself

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Romance / Re: -null- by JAVANESE(m): 3:44pm On Jun 10, 2019
Amazingman:
Hello dear Amatarasha,

I am very sorry for coming to the open for you in this manner. It is uncalled for and immature but if this will get a second of your attention it's fine by me . For you, I will care less about the rain of insults that may befall me from nl, it's the way or some of your role models here on nl but much respect for Eze2000.

I don't own a private jet , yet
Neither do I own a Ferrari, yet
Not a yacht , yet but I own a heart that will go millions of miles to get anything for you.

Hear this, we all come online and say things and go back and sob. No not me, I am a hunter of treasure not treasures, I found one , you.

I mean my words, I need you home, you want to watch kill bill, come and let's watch it together with our unborn child, maybe reply trolls on nl together and laugh and smile, I just learnt how to prepare some various soups, I won't disappoint. Do you love popcorn? So many emails and messages to you targeted for a night stand but this message is for a life time.

Amatarasha, it's your life and choice. I am just a puzzle.

Pls before Seun and co block me for I don't know reasons, pls this is simply a guy trying to reach out to one he wants to be with , Amatarasha. I wait on your reply, even if na insult, it will only make me come more for you, everything about you de sweet me , even the bitter side of you. I can't wait to come pick you up one day and take list. I can't wait for us to show off pre-wedding photos on nl with caption " two nl did it,it all started like a joke" .

If you are scared, talk to some of your role models and let them I pray give you sound understanding that it is not easy to face 2million viewers and readers on nl who Sabi insult badly just to get your attention. I cannot even do this for Beyonce sef because you fine pass her . Bomb

I am waiting patiently, people cash out, I heart out because God is my cash in already.

Waiting for a smile

CEO
Treasure Hunter
Amatarasha's Heart
Bro, I wnt to bliv the real amatarasha ur talking Abt isn't d one on dat dp

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Exposes Sandra, Frank Edoho’s Wife over poor job in her house by JAVANESE(m): 11:05pm On Jun 01, 2019
tydi:
Only who and what I'm seeing is franks wife all other things or person there is not of my concern..

#Teamfairgirls
Wat is this 1 saying undecided
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Asked Your Boyfriend What The Future Holds For Both Of Y'all? by JAVANESE(m): 7:54pm On May 31, 2019
IamPlato:
Lord's Chosen Member Spotted
grin
Romance / Re: Please Help Me Advice Needed Urgently by JAVANESE(m): 4:30pm On May 31, 2019
Why dis story dey sound like all dose reader wey we read 4 pry 2 undecided
Romance / Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by JAVANESE(m): 6:36am On May 03, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
C r a
Javanese exco of comment readers gang

Lol.....foreign observer
Romance / Re: Lady Ignores A Guy's Chat, Twitter Users React ( Photos ) by JAVANESE(m): 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2019
Come to think dat one guy is removing her pant at his will. Na dis kind ones guys dey use and dump jst to deflate dia bloated ego.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Data Collection Agent by JAVANESE(m): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2019
ifeanyi.abana92@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Help! I Am Very Shy But I Cannot Stop Thinking About Him by JAVANESE(m): 11:23am On Dec 29, 2017
you are 33 and you still dey do shakara......continue

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NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by JAVANESE(m): 1:09pm On Oct 04, 2017
add me up to d GRP 08107827579
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Handsome Guys Beg? by JAVANESE(m): 8:46pm On Nov 20, 2015
i smell a pained lady. So after giving him the money you come here to spew dust
Education / Re: Peepping An Unclad Lady Bathing; What Should Be His Punishment??? by JAVANESE(m): 7:03pm On Jun 05, 2015
chibwike:
You don enter school?
Yes,na last week I enter. U?

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