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Education / Re: UNN 2014/2015 Direct Entry Screening Forms Now Available by JAVANESE(m): 7:53am On Sep 05, 2014
I tried registering in the Unn portal but is saying "NOT YET". What could be the problem?
Education / Re: My Convocation Pictures @ 19th Lagos State University convocation ceremony by JAVANESE(m): 9:39pm On Aug 23, 2014
Op ar u jinadu's bro?

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Education / Re: My Convocation Pictures @ 19th Lagos State University convocation ceremony by JAVANESE(m): 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2014
gistmelove: dancing time
op ar u Jinadu's broda?

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Programming / Re: Am I The Only Onitsha Programmer In Nairaland? by JAVANESE(m): 3:40pm On Jul 25, 2014
AkinseteK: I represent Government House Awka. Expert in HTML(5), CSS(3), Javascript, PHP, MYSQL, JQUERY for website development
C#,VB.NET,JAVA for programming
WORDPRESS and JOOMLA for CMS
i wrk at d government house too. Under d SSA security bt i avent seen dis face be4. Anyways am a java programmer nd an intermidiate web developer
Religion / Re: Pornographic Films Shot In Catholic Church Without Permission by JAVANESE(m): 3:22pm On Jul 20, 2014
mmsen: Is this worse than what happened to the thousands of poor children inside church buildings at the hands of priests.
wat is dis 1 sayin
Nairaland / General / Re: Cultism:who Is To Be Blamed? by JAVANESE(m): 1:46pm On Jul 07, 2014
cyril83: What are the positive influence religion has had in Nigeria?


Confraternity has its own advantage if played well.
u ar a cultist
Programming / How Can I Package My Program Wit Netbean IDE? by JAVANESE(m): 10:55am On Dec 19, 2013
pls eva ready programmers i need help on hw to package my java programs wit d netbean ide. i nid ur help
Jokes Etc / Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by JAVANESE(m): 5:43am On Dec 17, 2013
- u chop akara shit ororo
- c as ur face be lyk wetin God take stone devil
Romance / Re: One(1) Sure Fact You Must Know About Girls. by JAVANESE(m): 3:41pm On Dec 11, 2013
ms_pee:


Please do, you are a shameless man. angry

#iamangry grin
Must u behave childish eh?
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by JAVANESE(m): 1:18pm On Dec 02, 2013
Vp-sisqo(cus d man wowo die)
goverment teacher-ajasco(cus he luks lyk papa ajasco's twin)
VP admin-ijoya(cus her MAN-ish face cnt be hidden)
lagos state model college ojo
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by JAVANESE(m): 11:51pm On Nov 28, 2013
Cyberfreak: It serves you guys right. Keep on telling your pathetic stories.
U ar d onli pathetic being here *spanks her head*
Romance / Re: What Is Your Biggest Physical Turn Off From A Girl? by JAVANESE(m): 11:27pm On Nov 28, 2013
As 4 me its ezcema cus it shows she doesnt bath properly
Politics / Anambra State Election:report D Situation In Ur Area by JAVANESE(m): 5:26am On Nov 16, 2013
Ova here voters ar jst evrywhr around d pollin unit cus acreditation hasnt kickd off yet. So wats d ambiance lyk in ur area?
Programming / Re: Please Help Me Write The Code To Connect My Vb Application to Ms Access. Please by JAVANESE(m): 9:56am On Nov 12, 2013
Nov1ce: Are you using VB6 or any of the recent versions?
Using VB 2008
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by JAVANESE(m): 3:54pm On Nov 11, 2013
adaobi123: Your friend has got nice glasses cheesy
U don dey die 4 ram alrdy

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Career / Re: CVs and Cover Letters Speak. Is Yours Speaking For You? by JAVANESE(m): 7:22pm On Nov 10, 2013
Pls i nid a copy 2 my mail:ifeanyi.abana@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by JAVANESE(m): 12:49pm On Nov 09, 2013
#me@:
First of all, money no be my problem!
When I see beauty, I appreciate!

Such a sexy young man.
I have a thing for cute, sexy liped, long legged guys!
Since I set my eyes on him, I fell in love with soccer, oh well, girls dont usually watch it on a normal day.
Anyways, how can I get in touch with the TDH guy, the eléjè tútù is all I need right now, how can I
God bless you young blood.
:*:*:*kiss
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thanks mod for puting this on FP!
All Haters/''Jealousers'', abeg swerve enter ditch and park well put!!
Mtchwwww
#yawns
#famzing
#twerking

hahaha, some people would kill themselves,
nuchechecheche.
I no send you!
Jealousy no good, Holier-Than-Thou
Woo, Seun, u gotta pay me!!!!
See traffic!!!
Gosh!
Duuuurh,
#teamGboGboFineGirls
#teamCutest
#teamINoSendYou

**MoDiFIed
best comment so far:
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C ur big mouth. u don lyk am na bcus u c am 4 television. if na 4 street u c am u go even luk him face
Romance / Re: Ladies Do You Fancy Skinny Guys? by JAVANESE(m): 10:12am On Nov 08, 2013
mysticgal: they are big turnoffs undecided i like'em abby and weighty.
c as u be dey fine *abby nd weighty* mtchewww
Romance / Re: What R U Suppose To Do If Ur Gurlfriend Dat U Luv Is Crushing On A Celebrity?? by JAVANESE(m): 11:34pm On Nov 06, 2013
sarbest001: Hey fellas,
Wen ur gurlfriend is crushing on a celeb, wat r u suppose to do. Obviously, U'll be jealous buh r U suppose to let her knw dat U ain't cool wif it or wat??
Its up to Nairalanders.
Tel her 2 wake up 4rm dat dream
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Free Ebooks On Programming by JAVANESE(m): 10:10pm On Nov 03, 2013
i nid ebook on php and how to program with java by dietel 8th edition. my mail:ifeanyi.abana@yahoo.com. I NID IT URGENTLY
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Takes Good Girls For Granted by JAVANESE(m): 8:38am On Nov 03, 2013
iamteaser: Why do girls take good men for granted?
Thumbs up ma bro. ah lv ur counter attack.
Programming / Re: (java Only) A Programming Challange. by JAVANESE(m): 12:44pm On Oct 20, 2013
dsypha:


abi oo, den wats d need of the comment? I'll post the solution from the book later, don't know why people think its my assignment from school.
u wan tel us say u jst start 2 dey read sum of deitel's buks abi?

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Programming / Please Help Me Write The Code To Connect My Vb Application to Ms Access. Please by JAVANESE(m): 9:10pm On Oct 16, 2013
Please i need a visual basic programmer or any other person who has knowledge of connecting VB to MS Access. i need it so urgently.
Romance / Re: Stop Trying So Hard To Impress Women! by JAVANESE(m): 10:45am On Oct 16, 2013
lola.luv:
It goes both ways. Treat them mean, keep them keen. That is for the immature though.

I couldn't be with someone like That.

And he wudnt be wit sum1 lyk u. period!
Programming / Re: Nairaland Mobile App by JAVANESE(m): 12:47pm On Oct 15, 2013
YES O MA SISTA

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Doesnt Know How To Pet A Gurl. by JAVANESE(m): 11:49am On Oct 15, 2013
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Wait until he starts puncin u maybe u go fyn ur way by den

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