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Kollins11:
Happy birthday dude! More kpekus to your gbola.

BTW, you look like a SIMPle guy.. You better go and swallow the red pill.

Boss. I want a source of income.

Growing up is the hardest and most stressful journey that I’ve ever embarked on, Through every dark and rainy weather, and through every moment that I felt just as gloomy in and out of those moments,
On 15th February this year, I had a accident that almost took me away, I was sad, depressed and lonely. I felt like I should end my life at that point because of what I was going through in life, been a student, I have no stable source of income, no friends, no lover, no family checking up on me, Everything so far hurts except loving myself truly and being my best friend. But I am alive today despite the storm and tribulations. Life constantly presents us with opportunities but staying alive to make beautiful deeds of it, all depends on God. Thank You, Lord, for another chance to be alive and celebrate my birthday. And I’m hoping for a better page as I open a new chapter in life.
Happy birthday to ME.
I want to say thank you to Nairaland Administration for the good wishes this morning.
Cc: Rocktation

Candidlady:
Am Istoned or what. Idont understand this your comment

Da n'allah explain the bolded

I’ve explained why. Kindly read through my comments again

I just hope you get the attentions you so much crave for. How can you compare a man’s body count to that of a female. In our world today, most people are more concerned with the number of men a lady has slept with in her life than the number of women a guy has slept with. In today’s relationship, body count is one of the most asked questions. Everyone is insecure about his partners sexuality. What they’ve done before, or what they’ll do in your absence
The truth always hurts: Keep your mouth zipped even if nothing has been [in there] and don't kid yourself: if you do blurt out a figure to your boyfriend, you will be judged – and not necessarily by the same rules he judges himself on. Even if he's slept with 300, your three will be two too many, bringing to the fore yet again the ridiculousness of the double standard which society judges sexual activeness with in the genders. Men are hailed champs when they’ve been with numerous women, but women are called tramps for being even half as sexually adventurous as some of these men.

Nice gesture from Reno. Givers always have more to give.

Aystarz:
You can pray for Peter Obi though. Now, that's a political figure worth anyone's prayer and time.

Pls stop It. How can we forget our past sorrows and days of adversities so easily. This was exactly how Buhari was sold to us.

The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose But otherwise is the case of our leaders. They wants the fragrance and the rise all to themselves.
I can’t pray for this country no more, it has never been better and I do not think it would be

Candidlady:
F

You are FaT

wumi2017:
Dear, and you no say na shoes ur babe dey sell u can't refer him to me.. breakfast loading.........

Ah. I don’t want breakfast o. Pls baby, do not worry I’ll always refer but this was urgent according to him. That’s not an excuse my love. Pls forgive me and let’s be good.

bigcee:
Fake though

Wow. I never saw it physically until tomorrow. How do you know it’s fake from far

Sydney43:
Noted sir

Drop your fifth picture too.

Sydney43:
You or your friend?

My friend bought the shoe on Monday so he sent the picture to me for remark. We have a presentation on Thursday so everyone wants to look the best.

Upload the fifth picture and you all started talking irrelevant issue. Here’s my fifth picture from below. A friend got this and shared with me if it makes sense.

Wizkid ?

4words:
Instead of you to admit you f up, you are here forming macho.

You are the one who really needs to stfu biatch

I don’t even know what to say to you. But I pray you’ll be fine

Animegirl:
Learn to read before you spill shii. Did I calm ownership? Small boys everywhere.

Stfu bicchh

What will you benefit from doing this to yourself. I’m a very active Twitter user and I can give you screenshot

Lol . It’s funny how Nairaland girls carry Twitter post and claim ownership here. I’ve seen this post circulating Twitter since yesterday

SugarGirl44:
Why body dey pepper you huncle?

Calm down.

None of your business

Trojan8:
This one no sabi follow woman talk.

Whatever

Sisora:
no need to sweat it.

I saw the chat and thought you guys are married. Not like i really cared. I just voiced out my thoughts

Keep your thought to yourself

Sisora:
I do notice ur chat here. I thought you were married to one moniker here.

Wahala dey here o

How’s it your problem? The moniker you noticed my chat with is wumi2017. I love her so much and I believe we’ll make things up soon. No rush !!!

SugarGirl44:
Haaaa......
Your own case is serious o

Get off my mention, I don’t want your opinion. I only told the truth. Would you be happy if I lie that I was every week like some folks up there?

Sisora:
you get wife na

Not yet

For real, I only washed it once this year

Viking07:
Are you guys married?

Not yet. But soon. Me and wumi2017 will tie it

HiFive:
Hmmm...okotorigba

I don’t understand pls

Nyascobar1414:
love doesn't exist simp...
If a rich guy ask that your bae out she go dump you..


Na plank wey ah go take flog you ah dey find now sef.

Alright mr Alpha. Have a good Day

wumi2017:
Nairaland gave me d best guy in d world...my baby jawalis I miss you

Yes my love. I can never forget the opportunity presented to me by Nairaland to meet the love of my life. am so lucky to have you. Every time I look into your beautiful eyes, I fall more in love with you. You are my best friend and my soul mate baby, You make me want to be a better person, a better lover, and a better man in general.

naija4life247:
She must be MAD. You no fit pronounce 'R', yet you want to be pronouncing rubbish into our hear drums. Go and do something else with your life and leave Olosho work wey Time Makinwa and Most Abebe dey do.

Abi,how you wan pronounce Parallelogram ?

Pallalleloglam

Mavor:
Forget that thing guy. I got a 3rd class and I am earning in USD, almost 3m monthly for 9ja here. Shine your eyes and understand global tech trends and acquire the relevant hot cake skillsets. Even the oyibo man who invented GPA do not really care about all these 2.1, 2.2, etc. It's about your skillsets.

Pls help sir. I’ll be graduating this year from the university. I want to acquire tech skills and be useful to myself after school. I beg of you sir. Pls

efficiencie:
If you get the mind go into tech. All the years you spent doing overnight studying nonsense in school would have paid off if you studied for tech roles. Books on tech are available for free online. There are open source/free technologies that you can learn in web development, machine learning, database design and querying, data engineering, data analysis/visualization etc. Plus you can get a remote US, Canada etc jobs that can pay you well. Check out www.turing.com, https://weworkremotely.com/ and https://vanhack.com/ to access remote jobs when you are ready.

Schooling has evolved. Don't go and spend years studying nonsense and expect to land a job quickly. Spend time developing skills that will turn you into a problem solver for both domestic and international employers.

Nobody will pay you to come sit down and look. You need to able to fix problems that earn employers money or help them deliver great products or services ...otherwise you go tey for house!

My name is Adewale. Pls to help me secure a source of living. All I want is something to get doing and earn living, I’ll be graduating from the University this year and it has not been smooth. Pls help me so I won’t be idle and I can as well be useful to myself and to the society in return. No offer is small. Thanks