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Wallie:
You think driving 8 hours in a day is a lot? You need to come and see yankee driving! I personally have driven 15 hours in a day. I normally drive about 8 hrs+ per day a few times per year when traveling to Canada.

You can't compare US highways to UK's motorways.
You see with ours, you first have to deal with 3 lanes then daily disruption cos of one repair or the other.
I have driven from phoenix to Vegas before and i enjoyed it (That's farther in terms of miles)

@EL
I did london to sunderland 2 weeks ago and i was like WTF, i def ain't doing this again.
Drove for 8 hrs combined all in a single day
PS: Sunderland is like 15 miles from Newcastle
I swear you don try. Your NL bravado aside, you are a very genuine nice person cos me i don't think i can forgive such.

Believing religion solves all problems SMH & KMT

Mehn some crazy/horrible stories on dis thread oh

@El
Mehn dats some serious shitzo. I swear i don't think i can forgive someone like that.

Ok here is the reason why i don't think I've actually fully forgiven my dad even though the man died 13 years ago.
First of all, he is one of those useless men that think with their manliness alone (basically i was born and the man was never there).
Being the only boy in the house allowed me take nuff liverties such as demanding to be driven in a particular car and given a certain amount of money that some other families will probably feed on for the week as pocket money.

I think I'd just finished secondary school at the time and was getting ready to return back to the UK and must have offended my mum so bad for her to have reported me to my dad (this is a man i can actually count how many times i have seen him in my life).
That's how the man sent one of his drivers to come pick me up as he wanted to give me some presents for smashing my SSCE. When i got to his, i was asked to strip butt naked and the man beat me so bad i couldn't work for days.
That single event alone just made me X the man as one he was never their ad the only chance he had to make amendments he ruined it.

Mid engine = under the uni-body structure

chika98:
That thing looks like a toy.  

you need to take a ride in it first  

chika98:
Pay up first then I'd hook you up with proper posh type of English Lang
Because I want you to stop murdering Aunty Elizabeth the Queen. 98% of folks here
have been killing her since this site was made.

I don hear u
How much?

Chei inspired and pictures. Dat ride sweet die.
I am seriousy considering it

OK u win   me i no get strength to argue jare
shey u go be ma english teacher

duh the h is silent
an is technically right

KK it's an hybrid of boxter and 911

inspired_m:
Porsche Cayenne !!!

Ya'll allowed to Misspell cars, But please don't "Miscalculate"

With 3.5m Ill Sell you a 2004 Porsche Cayenne.

dude i said cayman not cayenne
haba Mr Man

https://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/4/3-studio-torino-rk-coupe-Porsche-Cayman.jpg

Porsche Cayman

How much be cayman

no doubt. YES

bawomolo:
^^^

damn you lived a tough life. lets get dayo a e-hug. so that's why your agbero energy on the arsenal thread come from  

would you raise your kids differently?

Very good question.
Discipline is needed IMO but excess should be checked at all times

how many peeps are tripping for Inked?

@DK
That wasn't hard to figure out. It's always a competition with learned parents. One must outdo them or else one is tagged as simply not good enough.
I am sure you had be ripping the positives right about now.  

Chei you went through a lot oh. LMAO to the backing the TV and reading whilst the match is still on.

Are you fyne

mydreamz:
ELERIBU OMO ALE
OMO LASAN IKEJI AJA
slowpoke LIKE YOU
YOU SEW CURTAIN WEAR, YOU COME DEY FEEL LIKE KING-KONG
ASIWIN OSI

Haba why all the curse

^^
Your dad a teacher/lecturer?

Mum chased all the girls away back then cos ma sorry a,  is the only boy

She once went to fight with a neighbour cos i told her the neighbours daughter said she liked me.

ASK DMX

Tell me about it.
I swear women should reply with a long teeth sucking if disturbed with 'em sorta comments.
I know u would

Straight from the heart flows not 'em crammed ones should do the trick.
If she is reading a novel then strike a conversation about the novel. This will generally let you break the ICE then ask for the number when you are about to go separate ways

You can always start by complementing her on how beautiful the dress she got on is.

Whatever you do PLS PLS don't start by saying your face looks familiar. That's a NO NO and a straight turn off

Oh ok.
I guess we need to catch up at some point

^^
How u doing sistawoman
Welcome back

I leave work in less than 3hrs time so expect it to get moved before 5pm.
It's only fair shogbo.
Hope u understand

I'm sure u understand the FACT that we can't have different rules
I think i'm very very fair