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Parachoko:
Calm down

Nah just play dem dey play

Wike didn't attack Intels that's base in Rivers, you now believe nah Tambuwal and Atiku house he go dey search to destroy.

That guy no understand say na cruise we just dey catch.

If you know, you know

Osariemen12:
You are a real niggar. Only real niggar knows soft tissue when he sees one. For this one, no artificial fluids from beginning to end. The woman go squirt.

In apostle Johnson Suleiman's voice ( you are a bad boy, you are a very bad boy)

Osariemen12:
I know a leader when I see one.

But that Judith Beres is a MILF .

I see am so, she's too soft n sumptuous

DECENTBWOY:
Good morning nairalanders, I know its too early to post this but this issue has been troubling me for a while now.
I can't sleep, even if i eventually do, i can't stay asleep, for example if i sleep by 2am, i will wake up by 4am and thats it for that night.
It has been going on for months now, and i hardly sleep in the afternoon too..
If you observe when i made this post, I slept around 3am because today is my birthday, i was answering calls and chats from well wishers, now i am up again around 5, thats why i made this post, i am fed up...

Please can you guys suggest a very strong sleeping tablet for me? I really need to sleep and stay asleep, i mean lock everywhere up, eat, take the tablet and sleep a very deep sleep, a kind of sleep that i will not know what is happening around...

Please help a brother, i don even begin de slim like who them de squeeze blood commut for body....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUMBLE SELF BTW...

Get olanzapine, take just one tablet in the evening and you will sleep till morning.
Even if you wake up in the middle of the night to pee, you will still again.

JOHNFBOSCO:
So how do you get urs..where, how

Look around you they are everywhere, all you need is the right format n scope, gbam!!! Na you go tire believe me

JOHNFBOSCO:
I dey Don try my best tail tail to land one of these older women, but I never find...even online sef I no dey fine I just tire 😑 😢

If you put your whole effort, you might not get laid by a milf but act like you don't GAF and be confident, with a lil sense of humour believe me, you sample a lot like me.

LordAdam16:
At the bolded: The signature nubile traits of Nigerian (sic: black) women are moans and curves.

Equitably apportioned too. Pretty, average, or hideous; the salacious notes these lasses enunciate will make a Succubus green with envy.

-Lord

All the vocabularies just for kitten?

Older women are sweeter to knack trust me,
I like it when they moan.
Milfs are the spice of the life of a nigga.

The feeling you get when sampling a mature lady is totally out of this world.

Nazgul:
Lol...you will finish me intelligently and force me to deactivate as per wetin. Do I look like all those Riff Raff that live and breath on Nairaland. Abeg park one side biko. I'm not worth your time and you quoted me.


This has nothing to do with the issue at hand.


Lol...I'm not the cause of your depression, if you're feeling depressed take it out on someone else not me. Cos I ask questions whenever I come across questionable characters on this forum.


An account that was created today for the sole purpose of this story and somehow you're defending her with all your might. If she isn't a scammer why didn't she post this with her original account. Why create a new user ID?

And if you find nothing wrong with a mother willing to give up her 10 year old daughter to strangers, you're more heartless than I imagined.


Lol... emotional matter indeed. I'm beginning to feel that you and the op are the same person.

Have you validated this story...NO

Have you reached out to her to find out if at all she's not one of the numerous scammers roaming around this forum seeking whom to rip off...NO.

But you believe 100% that she's real and must be helped, everything you said in your first reply to me was just about help and help and help. And anyone who questions her or asks logical questions like I did is abrasive, childish and immature. Clap for yourself.

If you must know, I have a working brain and I make use of it.

I'm glad there's someone thinking in my line of thought, if she's real n sincere, she would have used her main moniker to solicit support there and then, we can verify if she's real or not .
How will a mother give out 10 year old girl child just like that to people you know nothing about.
This is Nigeria, were we have pedophiles and other predictors cum ritualists and all these didn't come to her thought, the story is sketchy.

iammo:
The mother sef set

I just want to bang both mother and daughter, that's one of my fantasy.

Lemme give you a lasting solution for your predicament.
Buy onion, say 3 big piece blend it, extract the juice from it and add a glass of pure honey to it boil for 10 minutes and take two Spoon's morning and evening .
Thank me later.

There's a reason why C is in the center!
I can die for C bcoz she balance like BMW and she's my spec.....


Where's Efulefu...... Come show us your spec o

MTN4GSIM:
pls i need anybody who can help me with rooting of my tecno Camon 11, or anyway I can change the phone imie urgently.
I've tried several means it's not working.

Your location pls.
Contact me on 07039180214

Op, that sh*t ain't ordinary Hilux in terms of protection it's in the same class of those prado you see these guy move in.
Here's its Armoured specifications.
STANDARD ARMOURING PACKAGE

• Protection Level: B6+ ( 7.62 mm x 51 NATO M80 Ball )

( 7.62 mm x 39 mm AK47/56 )

( 5.56 mm x 45 mm SS109 )

• Protection of entire passenger compartment

• High Quality Multi-Layer Bullet Resistant Glass

• Protection for battery and electronic control module

• Blast protection for underbelly

• Wheels: All 5 wheels are fitted with run-flat inserts

• 10 gun ports for the crew with vision block

• Heavy duty suspension system reinforced as necessary to

compensate for additional weight of armour.

Na Major Okuru dey that bag if you know you know.

Op , it seems your parents just wasted money on you for no reason.
That sh*t is Mercedes benz S-guard 600.
its a state Automobile for most world leaders.
That sh*t cost $516,000 which is 185.7 million naira
Get your facts right before you spew trash.

Sweetpuuna147:
Na her life, her business.

Is it your pussy? Abi na u dem dey bleep?
Werey ni.

Regina or vagina do ur thing.

Bam u Burna .

Wow nice and she's so sexy , I wish to be her copilot so that while flying we can put that aircraft on auto pilot and beep the living day light outta her kitty.

I just dey crush on this Babe for a long time.
From the South South chairman of association of Vaseline crew.....

Op you must be joking... Abia state more developed than Rivers state?
Don't you know that after Lagos state the next most developed state is Rivers state?

It's a lie, all this sh! T's to score cheap political points ...

There are two types of cars in the world, Mercedes benz and others.

Caustics:
you visit people in their homes and preach to them, buy snacks for them, and show them the enjoyment that awaits then if they follow you

Caustic are you serious?

I've just been given the position of public relations officer in the youth wing of my church and it's a position I have no idea about.
Fellow nairalanders, what are the responsibilities of a Public relations officer.
Please I need your kind contributions.

Nairalanders , who will you cast your vote for come 2019?