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brandydaniells:
.....bad shild

ariyebaba:
I can recalled the good old days when i was called daddy by four mumies , playing on d bed under the sheet.

No wonder i was called '' Ari, Ari, oko omoge ''


The indomie generation are missing a lot.

Four mummies jezz hmmmm Ari Ari Oko omoge


I can understand

adorablepepple:
Over to those who stayed in "face me I slap you building"

Omo flat u miss ooo

Qudbell:
there was this girl, a lady now tho, her name is caliya - the daughter of our former landlord. we used to play mummy and daddy. I didnt know where to stick it in back then because I used to rub it on her kini...u shuld know waht I mean nah . It cracks me now whenever I remember. twas quite an experience.

Chaiii on her kini

Na so I came accross one big woman today I recognized her at instance she was a girl I bleep when I was 7 years old during our numerous mummy and daddy play I was always d daddy and she d mummy den some 2 to 4 years old babies our children.


Kai I reminded her of our past she was just laughing but she is married now sha was even thinking may be we can try those things again lol


Over to u tell me your experience with Mummy and Daddy game when u were a child

I am so confused right now on how a baby girl of 2 years and 6 months old will see me in the morning and will greet me saying " uncle HOW FAR ".

PLEASE someone explain to me oooooo.


Before I slap her when she comes back from school.

iceberryose:
NO
YOUR ENGLISH IS.

Domdiv:
Please Admin. And Eremy, permission to post this here.

Your interview at COBOL INT'L comes up Monday,8/5/17 by 9am at 11,Monilola Str,Off Ajibade Babatola Junction,Airport Road,Ajao Estate Junction,Lagos.

Please who knows this company? Are they genuine or scammers because I couldn't get any info on net.

Please don't just waste your time they are fake I have been there once

Bahddo:
I'd just say 'nice photoshop' because that's what it is.

All these Edo state talk is just nonsense stereotype popularized because people have the desire to feel better than the next person. I may have believed if I never lived there.

If people truly had such powers, Naija would have been more developed than this. If I have the power to make my body invisible, then I wouldn't waste it on petty stuff like taking pics to scare someone.

I beg y u day para naa

Shay somebody can not play with you.

Waoooooo lala. Come and see oooo

Dem don kill baby snake today .


This won't hit front page I can bet it .

Because lala will be angry .

Ronaldinho 23 goals I thought it was a lie ooo until I confirmed from Google. Kaiiiiii. Eleyi gidi gannn ooo

Hello House I want to add share button to my bootstrap website I need good plugin to do that for me can you name any that is easy to use so I download and install.

Thanks

Goallllllllll 0. 3

Am so confused on why any snake thread makes the front page on nairaland

Even if it is "see the Snake that gave birth to twins this morning. "

It will surely make front page

Someone just called me now on IMO application. Then it came to my consciousness that I still have that application installed on my phone. With the introduction of video call on WhatsApp I think IMO will soon go into extinction.

Let's know how often you still use your IMO app

Or Na only me know day use am again.

Over to you.

How does this affect us now. Is this supposed to be a news hmmmmmm Nawa oooooo

Good one this just uplifted my moral not to give up on this thing giving me head ache.

Don't blame the Sellers jawe . when they only get 2 naira gain from 100 naira card. Selling 1000 Naira cards means 20 naira gain. 10000 card means 200 naira gain So what do u expect

emmayodata:
It's addiction so you need help. forget what all of them are saying and seek help. Even if you break up with him now it wouldn't change who you are (probably a nympho). There are countless girls who falls under this category. And pls don't come to a forum like this to seek counsel, talk to a professional.

Kai you the most sensible person on Nairaland I swear

martinrizla:
i totally understand, i'm also in the same situation it's just that the neighbor is always available when konji dey hold person.

Bad pikin

megareal:
There was a time I went through something not too similar. What helped was the fact that I was already steeped in God. In my own case, I decided to see prayer as a conversation, studying the Bible as locating weapons and getting instructions.

Three things I've found to help.

1. Songs. If you can't pray, sing or play religous songs. Genres you like. With time, you'll find your spirit more receptive to prayers. Songs spur you to pray like crazy.

2. Conversational prayer. Dnt bother kneeling and followin processes for now. When you wake up, imagine God beside you and just tell Him good morning. Thank Him and discuss with him about what you want. You can do this while bathing or doing chores. Just keep talking out or in your heart. However, speaking out will help you develop the habit more easily. Pls here, see God first as a friend, that's how u can converse with him. Even at work, with friends etc. Simply tell him what you think.


3. Use the Holy Spirit. He is the greatest helper in our walk with God. When you tell him you can't do it, He will help. Ask Him to help. Sometimes He will flood your spirit with scriptures or stories from the Bible. Get a Bible app that has a search function. You can search the scripture as they drop.

Moreover, just pick one line for the day when you read. Mull over it the whole day. You'll be surprised just how many scriptures you can imbibe in a week.

Finally, realise that the devil isn't your friend. Being irritated about spiritual things is just his way of derailing your Christian life. Living this way makes him win. So don't let him win.

Thank you this really blessed me

Call this guy

0703 392 8853 Jerry is his name and he is very good

jumpandpas:
My bele oo, thank God you didn't end up like my neighbor who danced throughout the night to the sound of a generator.

This got me cracking but seriously thinking of trying that stuff just need right mentorship lol serious though

Memunah:
I have the 2015 GMAT pack..drop your mail,if you want.

Pls boss help me with the pack too
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God bless u

Good one rebranding Lasu

Nawa ooo God help us this accident diedie don day too much ooo.

Tuham:
Baba na joke i dey joke ooh make una no scare my potential gf for Nairaland away

I swear u make me laugh
The babe go understand Na

Y u con day fear

Tuham:
What about me that wears a boxer for 1 and half week

At least u are real.

Please dem say we should change oooo

carzola:
How long you wear your
Boxers is personal..

I dont even know how many days
I wear mine.. Except a babe is coming
Over..

Buh since your gf complained it means
Your boxers smell.. Maybe you should
Maintain a certain level of hygiene that
Is pleasing to the girl..

Not smelling she just said hygienically I should change it everyday