₦airaland Forum

MBuhariGCFR:
This is the more reason why I want to islamalize this nation

Acidosis:
We have lots of overgrown babies with adult bodies on this forum.

So many irresponsible comment on a serious issue. Someone asked for tips on how to manage her store and secure it from corrupt elements and some people can't even get their words together.

Yet these overgrown babies are always the first to insult rubbish Nigeria's anti-corruption fights. How can these babies (so called youths) manage a nation when you can't even manage a small shop?

tiredoflife:
Tramadol
I will never forget my experience
I was playing with my phone one morning when a random message dropped
I looked it up it was a lady
I asked to know how she got my number but till date she didn't tell
So I played along
We started chatting
A few days later
I saw two videos of her dancing and tweaking
I was like damn
And after I finished watching it
She asked me do I like what I see
I said yes
She then asked
Will I love to eat the cherry
And see me scream yes yes yes
And she told me its for a fee
I said OK
We talked and all
We agreed for the night
I should come over to her place
While at it
She told me she heard about tramadol
Can I buy it when coming
So I called a few boys who call me bros
Asked them to help me get it
And they bought it for 100naira for 250ml
I asked them is this the tramadol
Can't it be much
But they replied
Bros u wan die
Dis one do na
And warned that half should be taken
Anyway I dressed up and headed out
Yogurt in hand
Got to her place
And she got angry I came wit just one tablet
And I told her its enough
She told me why didn't I buy a satchet
And I wondered whonis right
She tossed it away
Saying she doesn't need it
And I warmed up in her house
Paid the fee
And was waiting for action
Not knowing she picked the tablet and took the whole 250ml of tramadol

And we started fu.cling
See me getting tired
It was raining and cold but babe dey sweat
I was wondering why but what's my own
She wanted more till I fell asleep
Middle of the night
She started shaking
As in vibrating in bed
I asked what's wrong
She said baby just hold me
And I held her
The shaking didn't stop
Thats was when she confessed she took the tablet
I was like wtf
She got up
Grab some milking
Drank it all
Got coconut water
Drank too
She started throwing up
She vomited that it almost filled a bucket
See a chubby girl of last night became so lean almost in hours
I knew I had to get out from here as it was almost morning
Took her phone so I can delete my contact and chats
Menh phone was passworded
I couldn't crack it
So I nursed her for a few hours
When I noticed she was getting better
I wore my pant
And ran for my dear life
Shit was not funny
I would ve be charged for murder
And people would ve read about me here on nairaland
Anyway she got better
We fu.cked a few times
Till she gave me her friends
And we don't talk anymore

ybalogs:
Forget about the traffic, stressful work and business meetings today, be happy that the sun is shining and stay positive.

delectablegyal:
I see a female winning this year's bbnaija but i don't know who it is.

tosyne2much:
8. When age is no longer on their side, dem go port enter choir use am corner one brother into marriage

Seun:
Great message by Pastor Chris. Don't be scared of your dreams. I love the reference to Peter eating in a dream sent to him by God. Thumbs up.

livebynite:
and this has helped reduce the price of garri in our markets how?

Baaballiyo:
I don't believe you ar from Jigawa if you Said you are discriminated against, unless u'r not a Muslim. Northwesterners don't discriminate against fellow Northerners based on Tribe, if u said they're prone to discriminate based on Religion Or State of Origin that I would agree with you.

Holywizard:
I'm only being curious.
Help me with the link