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This story is one story I will never forget in my life.

during my 200 level I met this beautiful lady . Kemi. omo Kemi fine eeeen when ever I see kemi like this my head go just day malfunction.

but Kemi was into a serious relationship with someone else.

I really didn't bother about it.

I manage find my way into getting acquainted with Kemi.

if I see kemi like this , I go just day do like mumu, day talk rubbish just to make Kemi laugh.

One day we were talking about swimming, and she asked if i could swim, na so I tell Kemi say "yes na I can swim". say infact I be fish. meanwhile I never even reach pool before talkless of swim.

She said she would love to visit the pool with me, then we fixed the next weekend to visit d pool so we could swim and have fun together.

omo na there my problem start ooo.

when Kemi comot where I day , na then I con day reason watin to do, who won teach me how to swim in less than 5 days.

as a sharp guy way I be . na so I go YouTube type tutorial on how to swim.

oya I'm coming i will tell you what happened next.

Op no day alright

Not bad

Does infinix and techno also have this camera type or they have a lesser Tech

Study any course.

Then come out with a very good grade is the most important.

Op this is legit and not a scam. Pls don't waste the opportunity

U no put price na

ukbiss:
"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explaining the situation. My thoughts were in disarray, I could no longer feel my limbs and had to sit on the sticky cell floor I had before now been standing on tip toe.

"Look at him in the other cell" I finally heard as confusion turned into rage in me.

At this point the landlord had moved closer to me. Standing over me and pointing, a silly smirk on his face.

I reached out and grabbed...

The way you write is obviously different from the OP.

I could not feel the vibe of the OP from this write-up

Emperormartin:
Are you the real op

That's not the OP jawe

O boy come oo

Nice one bro keep it coming .

I just day come here every 45 min to check for update. Mario Where u day na

gbemishile:
surulere.
was thinking of lawanson or aguda

I stay in lawanson in a room self contain and on a salary of 85k. But it's really not easy with payment of d rent . U have to budget at least 200k per annum for rent, and about 350 for first year payment

Virus99:
Yes sure.
I was on 85k per month. And I am living in a very good a room and parlour self contain 120k/annum .

Later resigned to goan start my own company

Which area in lag do u stay

Oga oya na

visijo:
Postinor2 is now 850, before February it will increase ,my advice for you is to buy and keep like bitcoin

Na 1k I buy am yesterday oo

Lekeleke give me ******* finger


Fill in d gap for me

Been trying to check my nin number since yesterday but it has been telling me service is unavailable. How much must I have to use this service?

Let them Rest na. About 4 games in less than 2 weeks

This reminded me of that faithful day. I wanted to impress this lady I just met,

told her I was a good swimmer, because she requested we visit the pool together.

Guessed what I did, I went on YouTube to learn how to swim . learnt enough styles on YouTube didn't even bothered to practice wat I learnt in a physical pool, thought I was already good.

The deal day came, we went to d pool together . she used the ladder to enter d pool jejely and went to d shallow path. my own turn I just dived inside the deep part of the pool because I thought I was good enough.

That's how I started playing the styles I learnt on YouTube on my head. They said I was gonna float on YouTube video I watched but reverse was d case because I was going down.


You wanna know the rest story?

uniqueoba92:
You can join through this link https:///K39T405b5HBJSMpSgzDQ81

This link isn't working can u pls confirm and resend so we could join

All those guys way day bad mouth this babe now, na dem go day still masturbate with her picture oo. Me i love d packaging jawe fine babe

RisenPhoenix1:
Stu.pid prank to play on kids. Especially by their parents.

Any wonder that these kids develop trust issues? They can't even trust their parents. These idiots are lying to their kids for a laugh.

This life no hard na. Y are u taking things too serious

The last kid still get hope. He made sure say he check everything probably the game day hidden

ooo so its an offense to run 2 account on bet9ja

if this makes u happy. go for it, i wont advice anyone to stay where there is unhappiness

I'm sure u didn't check your account statement. They would have reversed it, but won't necessarily send an alert for it. I use first bank too and most failed transaction are reversed if not almost immediately, but less than an hour. Pls check ur account statement

I'm happy for that best DJ award given to cuppy. i don't know if she deserves it, but I'm glad she got it.

funny enough, i tried shisha for the first time yesterday, and it seems cool, i have never smoked before though. guess weed will be more destructive, i no day try .

What if he only saw the boy on the road while he d father was on his way from where he went to loot then held the son to go home thereby preventing him from going to the location of the looting.

Look at it that way.

If you mistakenly go offend any one for that gathering .... Hmmmmmm.