[quote author=akindelejames post=34008062]women and their fake tools[You are just as fake as the girl the OP is complaining about cos you are a BIG SCAMMER with dat fake advert of selling data...] @Op, don't worry her boobs will increase after she's given birth & wit proper s6x from her butt, it will also increase but next time pleassssee don't go for non-tested products(girls)...

Please this is to warn the general public & nairalanders not to fall a victim to this scammer on nairaland that claims to sell all networks data. I called the number on his advert placed on nairaland this morning to buy Mtn data which the Id**t told me to transfer him the airtime, #1000 Mtn for 1gb which I did & afterwards, he has refused to answer my calls.

Pls mod, I'm not after FP saga but this has to be in FP asap to prevent others from being victims to the h'diot. Below is the screenshot of my airtime transfer & the picture of his advert placed on one of the trended topics.
Note, Be alert people...



cc: Freiburger , r231

I don't fink I did dat...

Pls somebody should send to me a sample of an Entry level CV & application/cover letter. eguzoroikechukwu@mail.com not (gmail). Pls ASAP. Thanks.

Pls send to me a sample of the CV & application/cover letter. eguzoroikechukwu@mail.com not (gmail). Thanks.

I guess 75% of guys will remain bachelors if this kinda marriage app form requirements are made compulsory either traditionally or legally before marriage. *smiles...

I saw this and found it hilarious but outrageous, thought I should share….
N.B: It's quite lengthy but interesting. Enjoy...

I fell in love with this cute damsel and
everything was going on fine until i made
my
intention known to her father & being a
Lawyer, here is what he gave me:

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND
WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry
your
daughter Miss____________. I am _____
years
old. Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is
NO
Do not continue. Leave my house and
don’t
look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue…
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________________________________
______
_______________________________________
______
_______________________________________
______
_______
_________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you
can give respect to your father in- law
and
mother in-law.
_______________________________________
______
__________________________
_______________________________________
______
__________________________
_________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says “Honey, I need
money
for my hair at the saloon”, what would be
your
answer ?
________________ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________________________________
______
_______________________________________
______
________________________________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’
mean
to
you? __________________________________
___________ ___________________________
__________
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
_______________________
__________________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?
______________________
__
If the time of their marriage is less than
your
age, Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
_______________________________
_______________________________________
____________
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME
EARLY” As used by women (100 words)
_______________________________________
_________________________________ _____
________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his house.
____________
_______________________________________
_______________________________________
__________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think
is the
owner of the kids between father and
mother?
_______________________________________
__
Answer the following
with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART – BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
_____
_________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your
dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
_________
_____________________
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor ___
_________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below
which will be put in the newspaper to
check if
you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be processed soon.
You
will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting, Please keep fasting
and
praying! Don’t visit me unless you have a
confession to make or an expensive Gift
for
me!
Don’t contact my daughter! If you do, you
will
be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask
you-
more questions
Postal Address:
_________________________
_____ ____
Email: _________________________________
_
Phone: ______________________________
Home:_________________________________
_
Facebook:
______________________________

Dear Nairalanders,
If u were the guy, will you fill the form or not? OR will you be like the Artiste MAGIC with his song "Rude"?

@Mod, pls post to d right section. Owner of a popular buka in Portharcourt who confessed last Saturday to using diabolical means to entice customers, as well as take their “destinies.” Sounds like the story line of a Nigerian movie, but people, this happened for real.

According to eye witnesses, the Lady above, who is from Akwa Ibom, suddenly ran mad while at her buka located at Aleto in Eleme Local Government area of Port-Harcourt, Rivers state. They say she suddenly started acting bizarre, tore her clothes and started confessing how she employed diabolical means for the growth of her business. In her confession, she said she mixes water used to bathe corpses with her food, as well as water from her private part and menstruation blood. She said she did all these to attract customers whose “destinies” she used for the growth of her business and riches.
She then ran around town naked, confessing her atrocities, appearing to have lost her sanity. The news of her confession spread around the area, and some of her customers((including Okada men) and angry onlookers descended on her and gave her the beating of her life, before Police men intervened and took her away.

Over time, I’ve heard of stuff like this, and seen them in movies but never an eye witness account. In fact, I used to think such theories were just wild figments of people’s imaginations till now. I’m really wondering if its safe to even eat in buka’s anymore. (Pictures)Viewers discretion. View via source. Source: http://reportnaija.com/buka-owner-runs-mad-after-confessing-to-using-mortuary-water-to-take-customes-destinies-in-portharcourt/

@eyenCalabar, thousands of Naira.

All i can say is WOW!!! Creativity on point. Looks like da famous Biker Mice cartoon's power bike. Who cares for a ride?

This is so so bizarre+outrageous.... She can be bleeped with just one hand on her waist, making it so easy to handle.

I was also shocked @ d sight of this picture from a friend in South Africa. Btw, most bakeries in Nigeria that produce d likes of agege bread are produced in an un hygienic environment also using locally made mud hut oven with dirty workers and when transporting d loaves of bread to distributors or retail shops, they don't nylon them thereby leading to different hands(dirty or clean) touching them. The bread will definitely be exposed to germs. But there's a saying thus, "dirty no dey kill black man" then i wonder why black man still get infected n die. Your health is your wealth. Eat wisely people. May God guide n protect us. Amen.

Gush!!! And this is for human consumption like them and not animals in the bush. It's only God that protects us from what we consume. Who still wanna eat bread with the sight of those silly men on those breads Health hazard.

No doubt, those boxes contains valuables and that's why they are still sealed + taken to their office for investigation. The JTF must have been informed of the content(s) in the boxes. I don't think we are ever gonna be informed or shown the content(s). It will be turned CLASSIFIED info if goodies are in them and not ammunitions. Unlike the coolers of ammunitions publicly displayed. 9ja style.

I assume that car was snatched from it's owner and used for a robbery operation; then dumped there. If the car was really stolen, i don't think it would have been abandoned cos the car after 2yrs still looks very neat and a tangible asset which can generate gud cash. That car is now being exposed and @ risked of going to the wrong hands since it has gotten to the general(Nairaland/other social blogs) notice.

And this fictitious story made front page, rubbbbiiiisssshh!!! @op, u re a big liar. Btw, watz d reason for this thread wit such a bizarre story? The Mod dat put this on FP is s**k. I'm surprised @ those dat fell for this cowshit cos reading d story properly, a sensible person ought to no it's not real.

@collins123, i believe u re d Errand Master

@goldfish80, wat re u feeling like dat u don't sometimes visit a cyber cafe wel, datz his cyber room not a cafe

Da title is now modified from Saka now n wen young cos from public opinions, d assumed young saka(a nairalander) seems older than our port master himself.

The duplicate(fake) Saka is chiscoflex a nairalander

d young Saka is d one facing d PC.

Guess wat, the young Saka is actually a guy in my neighbourhood #my view#, yeah he sure looks like him. Does he really luk like Mr Saka?

This is indeed. Btw, Cameron needs a tattoo for d uniform posing to be complete.

Good life indeed. congrats... May God bless da works of my hand. Amen.

This is embarrassing to our judicial arm of govt and to Nigeria as a whole except d info is wrong. I don't accept 5yrs jail term to a man caught wit containers of weapons+explosives for destruction instead of a death sentence cos he's not a Nigerian. No Nation wil give such a weak judgment+sentence to a foreigner as this(5yrs).#in Fella's voice#"I sorry sorry ooo, i sorry for Nigeria". Nigerian's friendliness with other Nations has brought disrespect+disregard to it's citizenry in other Nations. Nigeria is a Nation dat its leaders don't have luv+gud interest for its citizens. May God help us(citizens of Nigeria) from injustice.

No fewer than 60 students of the Imo State University
(IMSU) Owerri, including some in their final year who
made below 1.00 cumulative grade points average
have been expelled from the institution, while students
who made above 1.00 but fell below 1.5 grade points
for the 2011/2012 session were reportedly asked to
repeat a session.
We gathered from a reliable source that the action
which caused tension and confusion in the institution
was one of the policies introduced by the new Vice
Chancellor of the institution, Professor Ukachukwu
Awuzie, the immediate past Chairman of the Academic
Staff Union of Universities.
While some students hailed the new policy, others
denounced it, urging the VC to rescind it.
A female victim of the new policy (name withheld) said,
“my fate has been sealed as my parents would
obviously disown me if the report gets to them, where
will I start from?”
All efforts to reach Awuzie for comments proved
abortive as he was said to be presiding over the
University Senate meeting, but a source in his office
insisted that the former ASUU boss initiated the idea as
part of his efforts to rescue the institution from the
poor academic situation perpetrated by past
administrations­.
He emphasized that the society would not be better if
schools continue to churn out students who cannot
defend their certificates, saying that with Awuzie
presiding over the school affairs, the students must
work hard to pass their examinations.
Come to think of it, why would a university student
have a CGPA of less than 1.00 (in a 5.00 scale) after
four (4) good years? Now air your view(s).

#in keri's voice# it's miss Keri baby... 9ce one gurlfriend. Her performance @ an event in 9ja this year was awesome. Jeez! She rocks...

Jeez!!! Buari Nadia's eyes in dat pix looks scary. Btw, they re quite no match @all. If only their Dad has 2face's kinda gene they wuld ve been identical.

@op, did d spotter get to see him closely or meet wit him n confirm d true identity of d cab driver It's obvious, he culd ve been a guy with his luk alike. U got no proof why pronounce him a cab driver. Btw, a cab driver in America earns beta than some office workers in 9ja.

@op, i gues u don't wish to remain d so acclaimed virgin cos u obviously cum in d process of making dem gurls climax like u said. U re jst scared of not being able 2 satisfy dem gurls wen u insert ur Hb pencil(u probably noticed u culd last for jst 10secs ) n don't want to be embarrassed *Sorry dude, see a Doc.