₦airaland Forum

missjenna:
Op first of all, I don't know who orders eba on a first date.

Having said that, I don't see anything wrong in using your hands in eating eba.
I think what matters is the manner in which you do it.

Some people use their hands, but they use it gawkishly, licking all their fingers and all that. And when they are done, one would think a dog just finished eating
On the other hand others would eat with their hands but still eat neatly and laboriously.

One thing one should consider on a first date is the concept of transparency. You should just be yourself. Its more fun that way.
There is no point "forming"

"gawkishly" "laboriously"
Too much grammar is not a nice idea for a first date

but the konji these days are not even smiling...now I understand since oil price is down I guess Vaseline is cheaper...

tourism and hospitality management reppin here...University Of Sunderland 2016 graduate!


watch this space

if you ask me na who I go ask??

I don't even understand it...who's banging who?? sharing is caring...the money don't sleep so the punnany can't rest

sharing is caring... the money don't sleep so the punnany can't rest... #lilwaynemegamix



quote me and choke on Suya

dre11:
It seems this Val's day is causing enough troubles at home

Why would a woman now use the day to carry out her evil act






Maybe we need to scrape it
Just like the other day a woman had to push her man from the story building just because of valentine gone bad and the guy died......

nigga watchu SCRAPING tho?? burnt noodles or what??
wait what?? SCRAP you mean?? (((

countsparrow:
We put a boot in der arse, its d Nigerian way

lines bruhhhhhhhhhh

come see government schools in Lagos... aboki should rear cows...education is not for all...QUOTE ME AND CHOKE ON FURANUNU

chronique:
I don't like insulting people but I think most of the posters on this thread,are just plain stupid. Do you guys think buying weapons is as simple as ABC? Or do you guys think it's like buying chocolates @ shoprite and strolling back home with a full bag?

The boko haram war and menace,has evolved from stage to stage and with each new stage,comes a new discovery.

At stage 1,the NA never thought they were faced with a formidable opponent but unknowingly to them,they had something else coming. Boko haram grew to become formidable due to the activities of moles within the army. This sabotage,gave boko haram ample opportunity to stockpile arms looted from the NA armory,and from the black market.

At stage 2,boko haram used these arms to fight the NA and gained a lot of towns due to activities of sabotage in the army. The guerilla warfare tactic deployed by bh made it very difficult for the military to record significant progress. Nigeria hadn't been involved in something like this before,and the weapons possessed by the military were better suited for conventional warfare. If they had deployed such then,innocent individuals would have been killed and this would have led to something else again.

At stage 3,the military realised they needed a different kind of approach to the insurgency and this approach meant getting new weapons and equipments that would suit the operations.
At this stage,the FG approached our so called friends in the west for assistance with specific kind of weapons but they turned us down and even blocked most deals that would have sailed through. This forced us to go the black market way and again,the deal was blocked and a huge scandal was made about it.

At stage 4,the FG had to openly request a loan for arms purchase and this loan would not be received in cash. A foreign govt would supply us arms directly to the tune of 1bn dollars,thereby eliminating the biz of middle-men in the deals. At the end,we ended up patronising the Russians and the Chinese for stuffs that our friends couldn't give us because they kept citing poor human rights records as a reason for not selling to us.

At stage 5,all the mistakes learnt from the onset have been sorted out,neighbouring countries whose bordering towns used to be safe haven for bh have decided not to allow their territories to be used as a base for fleeing terrorists,and have joined in the battle against the insurgents. Weapon transactions that have been in the pipeline,are gradually coming into fruition and the tide has been turned against the insurgents. Sooner than we think,we'd win this war.


Yes,we can't stay without blaming the NA or the president one way or the other but the truth is,there is no specialized manual world over,that teaches you how to successfully quench insurgency at once. The almighty US has been involved in at least 3 wars in the last 15 years and those countries where the wars occured,have been worse than the way the US met it. Libya,Iraq and Afghanistan are classic modern day examples. Even the US with all her might and weapons and technology,haven't been able to quench insurgency anywhere on the planet. If they had,we wouldn't still be talking about groups like Al-qaeda,ISIS,Al-shabab,Boko haram,etc. They are still learning on the job but they have more experience than us. The US with all her might,lost the Vietnam war that lasted for 30yrs cummullatively. The war was fought between the south Vietnam who were backed by the US and French forces,and the North Vietnam backed by China and the Soviet Union. At the end,the French and the US were defeated. Boko haram is not defeating us and despite our meagre defence budget,we're winning the war against them. Those who argue about Buhari defeating the Maitasine rebels shouldn't forget that those rebels never had the weapons or knowledge/support that the boko haram insurgents have. They also never had access to the kind of funds boko haram have. Finally,they never had a veritable means of spreading their propaganda and creating a larger than life image of themselves.

When we put all these together,we'd know why some of us still give kudos to the current C-in-C and the military high command. Under them,Nigeria faced a new challenge and still overcame it. No leader in this history of Nigeria,has faced this kind of issue. Having a growing economy tipped to be one of the top 10 in a few years time,and still having to battle insurgency at the same time. If only we never had the boko haram menace,only God knows the kind of giant strides we would have made as a nation.


At the end of the day,Nigeria shall overcome and we'd fulfil our potential as a nation.

you my nigga deserves a bottle of star and fish pepper soup!!!

BAN THE MADAFACKING HIJAB...

Idrismusty97:
Both the church and the man should be arrested for duping... Thief Stealing from thieves makes no difference.

BTW was the holy spirit sleeping then? Why is the EFCC doing the work of god and the holy spirit.

nigga you need to be careful with the way you talk about the Holy Spirit here oooo...ask Simon

Justfollowit:
Someone who would hit another human, not just any human o

Her spouse, husband, partner, father of her kids and lover


Don't sugar quote it

She is a monster


FYI

Abusers never change

Do not ever in your life advise a woman or man to endure with an abusive partner.

there are always ways people can be tamed..k,thx,bye

you need to talk to her and let her see reasons I don't advise a divorce please...just talk with her she's a human not a monster...

jingh:
What d military dat use 2 be d pride of nigeria cant do, chadian are doing.
#bringbackourmillitary
May God bless the army that refused 2 be use 4 anything apart 4rm dere main purpose.
Gmb 4 naija

shut da nigga hell up...common English you can't even put in place....just shut the f.uckin hell up...there is an agreement for countries to come together and fight this war and you sit yo rat ass saying bullshyte... I'm not either for Jonathan or GMB but this thread is about the victory against boko haram and then you turn it around yelling GMB...mafaka mofo

these ones don't qualify that noun called HUMAN BEING... blow up the pricks of the madafackers

auntymi:
Hmm, hpe dey did'nt took him to sambisa forest,cuz dats where must of our missin boyz/girlz are

and I quote "hope they didn't TOOK him to sambisa"

wow...God save queen Elizabeth

meanwhile in konji village

#KonjiMovement

what site did she buy it from

konji konji konji...free punnany... that's awesome... where is born2fuck ??

bull shyte....story for da godssssssssss...

StunningCEO:
jonagoat killin nigerian citizens like goats. dis men shd be arrested n tried. not kill dem anyhow.

chai...so a goat himself knows how to use Internet to type lubbish

NEXT

cut his prick ASAP so that he will have a vagina...stooopppiidddd mofo..may you rot in hell and dance sekem with the devil himself

and I had a C in WAEC....but mathematics ain't funny tho...chai...

march for konji...


KONJI lives forever

B.A.N T.H.E H.I.J.A.B

where are the Biafra sympathizers?



QUOTE ME AND CHOKE ON AMALA

next??

kill him and feed his balls to the virgins waiting for him

MONEY MONEY MONEY!! all these ones are for broke guys behind a screen...quote me and you'd choke on semovita