₦airaland Forum

a non-nothern kid is scared of cockroach and these animals are carrying guns?? see why the north has always and will always be our problem but Muslims Una too fundamental aswear...

Bank450:
Am sure their discussions won't last long. Kerry will have to be patient to listen to our clueless leader.

In other news I saw obama with the indian prime minister enjoying his stay, I wish the same for us.

Make them shaaa re-open visa lottery for Nigerians.

#ESE

nigga it's not that it was closed...there's a quota and we've reached the quota...

Nairalanders!!! I have created a petition for this. Let's do this! over 50 million internet users in Nigeria and I guess 50 million signatures will move the couch potato hands of NCC!! God bless Nigeria! We moving forward! SHARE ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER AND THE REST!

YOUR SIGNATURES WILL NOT GO OVERLOOKED!

https://www.change.org/p/nigerian-communications-commission-reduce-cost-of-internet-in-nigeria

SuperModerator:
it's because UK's unemployment rate is very low, they even dey find employees

.try am for Naija, you will grow beards

who said UKs unemployment rate is low Lol...my feiend go there and see...it's a lie...many people there only live on government funds...my friend here refuses to go back as she claims there's no job...wonder why?

ollyboy009:
Honestly,i was taken aback when i saw this. Agbaje dosnt have good adviser atall, is this the man that wanna rule a state like lagos? Seriously he is dead on arrival.

Clueless infected nigga!

dead on arrival!!!! visa on arrival!!! I cannot handle this...hahahahahahahahahaahaha

hahahaha...Igbo home and abroad the same... wasn't it his distant cousin that was sentenced in Jakarta?? hahaha...BIAFRA must come to pass this year! SAY NO TO Nnamadi and Obiangele

I looked at the photos of all the ladies that commented here...ehhh janja is now unisex tho

does it look like I give a two shit flying ikuku antropopo Bleep??

NEXT??

They don't even bother us...hahaha...my sister and I are like masquerades to em...my parents and siblings that's all! they are the ones that sweat to put me on that flight so noone gon reap where they didn't sow...k,thx,bye!

tellwisdom:
650k in 12 years?? ...Are you poor??

she meant all the 5 kids they had were under 12 years..lol...or am I mistaken?

the devil GEJ I know is way better than the angel Buhari I don't know...but as for me and my house we will vote for Ourselves!!


feck the government!!!

Osaze

if you ask me na who I go ask?

three slaps = three meals for a day


wow! was she fasting that day?[s]three slaps = three meals for a day


wow! was she fasting that day?[/s]three slaps = three meals for a day


wow! was she fasting that day?

Indians especially these tamils totally deserve it very well...here in Msia wasn't it the same Tamil guys that killed one happily married Nigerian guy after they bashed his car?? break his teeth...kick him in the mush and bash the wind outta him[i]Indians especially these tamils totally deserve it very well...here in Msia wasn't it the same Tamil guys that killed one happily married Nigerian guy after they bashed his car?? break his teeth...kick him in the mush and bash the wind outta him[/i]Indians especially these tamils totally deserve it very well...here in Msia wasn't it the same Tamil guys that killed one happily married Nigerian guy after they bashed his car?? break his teeth...kick him in the mush and bash the wind outta him

I seriously have been watching this Uncle Jona Buhari e-fight everyday and I've come to a conclusion that the devil I know (Jonathan) is better than the angel (Buhari) I don't know... when I came back to Nigeria last year at Ikeja I saw the trains with lights and Aircon my gewdness I leaped for joy to the extent I told my dad to slow down so I can feast my eye on it... I've always bragged about the Lagos light rail but it never came through...even looking through history Buhari canceled the light rail plan I swear that is demonic of him...

as for boko haram I see it in two ways...and even more cos many people have hands in it even foreign powers...cos USA wanna still use this to have a military base in Nigeria...look at how they used Ebola to say they were creating a military hospital rather its a base so that they can indirectly control them there...the same thing the French wanted to do in Guinea but gewdness Guinea had that pact signed that the French should not interfere... well oh well just a lil digression but I will rather go with Jonathan...Simple!! the ironic fact is that Nigerians can never be satisfied even if they bring the bestest person to rule us...abi didn't we win the AFCON in 2013 and people still complained we didn't win it in a fashionable style?? ehhh... Buhari comes in and one year later we be screaming vote him out...let's wait and see

Garrithe1st:
Why not nasi puti...?

lol...not nice I guess...they deserve something more royal )))

kill them, resurrect them, kill them, resurrect them give them nasi goreng, kill them finally...

the more they are killed the more their brothers at home will learn...

SkinnyDude:
i heard that black people are unemployeable in malaysia, no malaysian is gonna employ you. you can open a business if you have the cash.

Na hear-say oh! don't take it seriously.

who said Lol...I study here and my cousin finished from Nottingham Uni here and worked here for about 3 years...they employ blacks and Nigerians once you have a good certificate...there are nierian lecturers here too in UM, universiti putra, Universiti petronas and the likes...the pay is not so good that's why my cousin went back to Nigeria cos of a better offer...if you wanna work here then ensure probably. you do a masters programme here.. Nigerians are taking jobs here everyday...outsourcing job from Singaporean companies one of my friend does too...

that's why Nigeria should divide!!!! Northern people are too backward for gewdness sake...

[s]kill them all!!! I say it again KILL THEM ALL!! these Igbo guys will not hear word all in the name to show off in anambra!! hahaha... NONSENSE!!! i SAY KILL THEM AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!![/s]

torkaka:
NOTICE the cartridges painted in Nigerian police colours

can't someone buy paint and do that??

I need that charm NOT for women but for money!!!!

It's not Obahiagbon...it's a parody account...jeez!! Nigerians...

I'm watching this space closely! our lands are wasting...

Nigerdeltaboi:
hmm .......i doubt this story

I swear adonbilivit! they are always coming in Toyota Hillux or whatever they call the jalopy!...BokoHaram made up of 70% propaganda

abegggggg...let us hear word! 2015 BH will cease cos the sponsors will be revealed! ion give a two shit flying Nicki minaj feck who wins the election but this year is Nigeria moving forward...

CHANGE IS neither Buhari nor Jonathan but from above

let the lies start flowing...

space booked in case of the apocalypse... THIS IS MY HOUSE

nope cos they are only lab rats and terrorists that believe in 70 virgins when they are used as bombing puppets... nansense!!! get those mofos another country of their own... a southerner will never agree to use his or her kid for bombing all in the name of fighting for Allah...let Allah fight for himself if He is God... a southerner will never give out his 13 year old childs hand in marriage to a guy that raped her (gang rape)... stooopppiidddd mofos that should be kept in a circus with your hybrids


PS. God doesn't need mere humans to fight for Himself He will fight His battles...so STOP KILLINGS HAUSA PEOPLE!

IdisuleOurOwn:
Bad news. D cashier says my Acct is empty. I 4got I withdraw 2 donate 2 d 21 billion of Gej campaign. Jerry Gana n friends......
Hw r we goin 2 do nw?
Pls pardon 4 dis 1.

THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!!

*brings in the electric chair*

IdisuleOurOwn:
Ok. Let me cal my cashier in d bank to know Hw much is in my Acct.
I don't want to receive any stroke of cane 4rm d taliban O!

make it faster cos my patience is running out...