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and I thought Bancè from Burkina Faso was ugly...see this nigga tho...aboki why why do I feel like just slapping you every time I breathe??

GREEN PASSPORT ALL DAY BABYYYYYY!!! not Pakistani one ooo

she just wants to check if your konji game is topnotch

now this is why I stopped studying CHILD PSYCHOLOGY after year 1... can't stand these lil niggas...

many are mad but few are roaming the streets...Buhari is still roaming...STRAITJACKET SUPPLIES!!!

lol...these are actually Indonesian maids married to Igbo guys here that don't have documents....even their passport has expired...I hope Jabatan Immigresen takes them to Pudu jail where they belong

KONJI MOVEMENT just got started!!!

Mekurexx:
I got admission to University of Sunderland. Msc. to start Sept 2015. Are you there too?

aye brah! Malaysia campus...hehehe...

currency currency currency...it's not the value that makes a country's economy good...Christ Jesus! 1 naira is about 6 South Korean won...does that make Nigeria better than South Korea?? exhibit #2... 1 Libyan dinar equals 810 Korean won...so that makes Libya better than Korea?? urghhhh...or do you want me to mention the Indonesian rupiah??

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the last time I got one was when I was singing kerewa kewa kerewawawa

holy kiss...

lemme go and mock that Ghanaian guy tomorrow...

as a student who minors in culinary I'd say I'm pretty shy to say this...my first time attempting a cake and I decided to go all out and make a rainbow cake...it turned out good as in taste but plating was messed up...then I tried to do it again the second time and guess what? I added so much coloring that the cake became salty...lol...NOW that dustbin volunteering work really helped...
Here is the first rainbow disorganized cake I made before the salty one

LIEEEEEE from the pit of Ebola hell...
I carry all these things noone tells me crap...

looks more like a good place for car racing...I'm coming there

I hope the keep on catching them...they are not different from boko haram...keep on soiling Nigeria's name on the international scene...I hope they rot in jail...

DO THE CRIME, DO THE TIME

quote me and. choke on eba

cos konji odikwa very risky

LagosBoi2:
RIP to the departed souls


With GMB - Maximum Security Guaranteed

aboki killing people and you still shouting GMB... my nigga you're a certified buttwipe

but konji sweet chai...odikwa delicious

sinaj:
The 3rd bottle reminds me of my potbelly principal


FP tinz on point.

noooooo..it's like mercy Johnson

Jezyfreezman:
May Allah 4giv dis fo0ls



Spoiling the beautiful and peace religion, my alfa didn't thought me poo and i can't still find what my beautiful religion has done to be recieving all insane bastards claiming to be a followers, whereas they just wanna tarnish its image... When will all dis end,
0h Allah, its time to interven

"my Alfa didn't THOUGHT me poo"



WOW

just passing by

konji is a bastard and needs a home okay...mission accomplished!


level two awaits ya mah nigga

america can go f.eck themselves and drown in a shytehole for all I care

first paragraph said Borno state...second paragraph said Yobe state...? well the north is all one underdeveloped place full of radical Muslims that are not fit to be called humans...one aboki will now quote me but you'd choke on tuwo

it's konji okay?!

SkinnyDude:
are there no other women to marry except maids?
are they given citizenship or permanent resident card sef?

well they get the marriage stay visa shyte...which to me is very demeaning I swear...

SkinnyDude:
how can one stay away from home for 10years without visiting home??
and my naija guys no dey try. indonesian maid!

my nigga...I can list the places here you will find those people who have been here married to Indonesian or Philippine maids...here...the woman sef will even be speaking Igbo...go to kepong, damansara damai, aman puri, puchong...that's their area...it's so sad that sometimes you're even ashamed to say you're from Nigeria...but NIGERIA IS STILL MY NIGERIA...

qbd2:
Yeah right there's d problem of illegal immigrants. But I don't see how d illegal immigrants could have been d one responsible for able condition dat office is in. And last time I checked, d embassy wasn't even dounganything to curb the problem of illegal immigrants. And it doesn't even hear d voice of d legal oneseither. And upon dat nigerians are metted out unjust treatments and our embassy doesn do as much as release even a news statement to adress d issue.

there comes a point in time where they have to be silent cos many Nigerians have so defaced our name here that there's nothing to salvage it at the moment...things are changing but check the embassy in Singapore it's a whole lot different story...Nigerians and Malaysia shouldn't be in the same statement...I'd rather have it like this than trying to rescue anything...let these people learn the hard way next time they will not take a long ass flight to spoil Nigeria's name...

make I book space...I'm in the toilet

well I was there last month...it's all these illegal immigrants that makes things tough for those guys there...I'm glad many of y'll are getting your candy asses kicked away or enjoying a nice time in Pudu jail...service there is on spot...right documents they'd give ya your shit...wait except that bald man there...hahaha...he usually prays too long before he starts work...but seriously if you're here schooling or working you'd totally have no need of the embassy...maybe only if you need to renew passport that's it...but many people you meet there are going back home on temporary passport cos they've overstayed their tourist visa for like 8 to 10 years one illegal immigrant here married to an Indonesian maid will now quote me...bodoh ini orang hitam as the police will say...

I don't mind trying it...living here in south east Asia I've eaten.the most unthinkable... ion mind...BUT lizard..please...a bigger reptile would make sense but not that shyte bruhhhhhhhhhh... o boy if you want mince meat goto the store and get...

nzeobi:
Since you forgot condom you must remember marriage

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end of story!!!

nigga you deserve a bottle of beer and fish head pepper soup