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Family / Re: Newly Wedded Nairalander Photos by jayne8585yahoo(f): 7:56am On Mar 13, 2015
HAPPY MARRIED LIFE
Celebrities / Re: Afia Schwarzenegger, Ghanaian OPA Wants To Marry Don Jazzy by jayne8585yahoo(f): 7:51am On Mar 13, 2015
DREAM ON GIRL,

WHO KNOWS LUCK MAY BE ON YOUR SIDE
Politics / Re: Shekau Will No Longer Post Youtube Videos, May Be Replaced by jayne8585yahoo(f): 10:31pm On Mar 12, 2015
THE MEDIA SHOULD STOP HYPING THIS BOKO ISSUE

A PERSON WHOSE ROOF IS ON FIRE DON'T GO CHASING RATS.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

OGBANJE BLOGGERS SHOULD TAKE NOTE.

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Politics / Re: ISIS Accepts To Join Forces With Boko Haram by jayne8585yahoo(f): 9:53pm On Mar 12, 2015
WE ARE NOT AFRAID FOR GOD IS WITH US AND FOR THIS NO BODY CAN BE AGAINST US.


GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND PROTECT THE MILITARY MEN IN THE FIELD.

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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Big Sales Going on for the Kim Latex Trainer!!! Hurry!!! by jayne8585yahoo(f): 10:00pm On Mar 10, 2015
lilee2hot:
All sizes Available grin kiss cheesy

HOW MUCH AND HOW CAN WE GET IT IN ABUJA
Family / Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by jayne8585yahoo(f): 8:24pm On Mar 10, 2015
moca:

Sweetheart,thank u kiss(who ne this now? And she sabi my initials wella)
Yes o!
I don't joke with that mi lady at all.
She has only me now.
I bathe and clothed her,cleaned her shyte and tell her it is well. Anytime she set eyes on me,she will brighten up.
When I met this man wey steal my heart,i told him he is gonna marry 2 women.
Infact,as soon as we r done,my mum is moving in with us.
My academics suffered but I didn't know how God did it,our exam officer interacted with me. For like 3 times and decided to do the right thing.
I didn't bribe anybody. If any of u know orji of unn exams and records,u will know what I'm saying. At a time he started dashing me tfare.

One man saw how I dey hussle for school and put my name for the next list of workers name to abuja. I just don't want to stay there and I told him to remove it.
Uncountable number of elders blessed my huzzle.
From house to school to mkt to school again to house.

Do u know d stoopid sis said it si ashweo work that is giving me money?
Even when mumsy finally died,this useless woman conived with whomever that I will not be involved in her burial.
My mum kwa.
That was where I lost it.
I told hubby to go home let me deal with her and her cronies
I went to my mum's grave and wailed almost maked.
Fear catch them.
See turnaround.
Na so people carry d case for head.
I was outside the compd when the church people did their thing.
Infact,i wasn't even told d date. D nurse that handled her called me a day b4 d funeral to ask where I dey as she has not seen me and people r asking after me.
Na so I quickly enter motor and meet a canopy of people doing service of songs.
As I wan enter house,i was halted,that d umuada will go if I enter my papa compound.

I don't like telling this story but what I hv learnt in this world is that cow wey no get tail,na him God dey pursue flies for am.

What was d bone of contention?
I stopped begging her and her children for stippend. Stopped going to lick their nyash.

Every xmas,i go home to serve them. If I happen not to come early(maybe I was busy with my sick mum)news don begin fly.
D children wey dey outside don begin to call me demanding or instructing me to go and help in their house that is filled with battalion.
They won't even come to see my mum yet....,
Let me stop here.
Will gradually get it off my chest completely.


I tell this story so that young gals will know that they can pull tru despite all d tragedies and broken hearts.
I made it,till today,im still used as testimony a lot by those who know my history.
Don't sell urself cheap.
Be optimistic and aspire for d best.
Work hard and I tell u, u will be amazed how ur dreams will come true.
Mine did.

So long an epistle!
Make una no vex o!

All is well my sister, I was attracted because my story is related to yours.

FROM THE BIRTH OF MY ELDER BROTHER MUMMY BECAME SICK.

There is no hospitals to herbal doctors they did not go to.

My mum always say that children of sick mothers mature more than their fellows.

l remember not sleeping most nights,

not concentrating at school because you don't know how mama is doing.

THIS I CAN'T FORGET,

I rented a gown on my matriculation day, but I ended up using it as blanket in hospital that night.

I AM NOT REGRETTING, IT ACTUALLY SHAPED ME,
I can confidently say that there is no condition that I can't overcome.

BUT GROWING UP WAS REALLY THOUGHT.

I ENVIED THOSE CHILDREN IN IN A STRESSLESS FAMILY.

All is well, remain blessed.

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Family / Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by jayne8585yahoo(f): 3:14pm On Mar 10, 2015
moca:

Babymama,if I open my mouth eeh, it seems like it's worst in d east.
When my mum was so sick,d sis called me one day to come and carry her(a rich sis o)
I asked carry her to where?
She said don't I know what others r doing?
I should do that and use the money to take care of my ailing mum.
Chei!
A sister o.
Money is never d problem in her family.
I thank God,i pulled tru.
I just couldn't do that.
Na so I begin enter night bus to awusaland to buy and sell.
Gaddam!

You YPP are a good woman

I AM A SECRET ADMIRER.

Not everyone will do what you did for your mum.

may God bless your home and make your children love and appreciate you as you did to your mom.

I WANT TO THANK THE ARCHITECTS AND ENGINEERS OF OF THIS VERY THREAD.

I want to tell you that many lives and marriages have been saved because of this.

my prayers are that, as you invest time and energy in other people problem.

May problems and trouble desert your homes. AMEN.

YOU WOMEN ROCKS!

STAY FOCUS AND LETS KEEP IT ROLLING.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Ugly Girls And Vice Versa by jayne8585yahoo(f): 7:47pm On Mar 07, 2015
mesoade:
and like poles repel

exactly
Politics / Re: Photo Of A Nigerian Army Paratrooper (FAKE!!!) by jayne8585yahoo(f): 6:28pm On Mar 06, 2015
God bless and protect them

ALL HAIL THE NIGERIA ARMY

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Politics / Re: Rebuilding Of Chibok Commence See Pictures by jayne8585yahoo(f): 5:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
I watched it at AIT

Politics aside.

MR PRESIDENT SHOULDN'T HAVE WAITED THIS LONG BEFORE DOING SOMETHING IN CHIBOK.

The people were obviously happy

GOD SAVE HUMANITY FROM TERRORISM.
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire, Femi Otedola Dapper In New Photo With Pretty Daughter, DJ Cuppy by jayne8585yahoo(f): 5:28pm On Mar 06, 2015
He looks good and healthy for his age.
I like his swag.
SHE IS LOOKING LIKE HIS GIRLFRIEND.

NOTHING BEATS FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP

money in good.

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Family / Re: Military Wedding Pictures In Nigeria by jayne8585yahoo(f): 8:35am On Mar 06, 2015
Marvelous pictures,
ALL HAIL THE MILITARY.
Family / Re: Who Holds The TV Remote Most In Your House? by jayne8585yahoo(f): 3:01pm On Mar 05, 2015
DISNEY JUNIOR, JIM JAM, NIKLEDION, AND CN.

That is what everybody watch in my house.
Family / Re: Her Husband Ogles Other Women....... by jayne8585yahoo(f): 2:55pm On Mar 05, 2015
THAT NO BE PROBLEM AT ALL.

As he dey look, you too should look.

AH!!! IF NA ME I GO LOOK EVERYTHING IN TROUSERS.

I WILL BE ANALYZING THE SHAPES AND SIZE OF EVERY BLOKOS I SEE FOR HIM.

smiley smiley grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: R.I.P My Lovely Mum by jayne8585yahoo(f): 2:42pm On Mar 05, 2015
RIP MA
Family / Re: . by jayne8585yahoo(f): 2:42pm On Mar 04, 2015
It is common with some girls,
to the extent that you a fellow woman will be uncomfortable.

I HAVE A COUSIN THAT WALK OUT OF BATHROOM AFTER BATHING UNCLAD

when ever she visit, na so so talk I will be talking.
warning her against my children and so on.

water will be splashing and dripping all the whole place till she reach her room.

And after talking, it will continue till she leaves.

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Family / Re: Mind-blowing Facts You Never Knew About Twins by jayne8585yahoo(f): 1:51pm On Mar 04, 2015
Dear Lord, you know me more than I know myself, please grant me this my plea,
I need twins,
I want twins,
boy and girl,
identical preferably,

so help me God
Amen.

Weldon OP for this piece of. Information.

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Fashion / Re: Essential, Carrier Oils And Butters For Hair, Skin Care And Aromatherapy. by jayne8585yahoo(f): 10:38pm On Mar 02, 2015
how about almond oil
Fashion / Re: Essential, Carrier Oils And Butters For Hair, Skin Care And Aromatherapy. by jayne8585yahoo(f): 7:46pm On Mar 01, 2015
Sissie:
Rosehip oil
Evening primrose oil
Jojoba oil
Grapeseed oil
Vitamin E oil
Ylang Ylang
Sweet almond oil

All available

please which oil will be good for my shear butter to reduce the smell and how can i get it this week, currently in karu Abuja.
Crime / Re: Man In Police Net For Selling Son by jayne8585yahoo(f): 4:33pm On Feb 27, 2015
searching4love:
undecided

WHY ARE THIS IGBO'S HELL BENT ON SUFFERING FOR NOTHING

THIS PEOPLE'S SUPPORT FOR GEJ IS HAUNTING THEM BADLY. THEY CAN HARDLY FEED NOR SURVIVE BUT INSTEAD OF VOTING FOR A CHANGE THEY PREFER TO SHOUT GEJ TILL 2019 WHILE THEY SELL THEIR CHILDREN TO MAKE A LIVING undecided

THE WORSE CRIMES EMANATES FROM THEIR REGION. THEY ARE ON DEATH ROW ALL OVER ASIA FOR DRUG OFFENSES, THEY PIRATE PEOPLE'S HARD WORK IN ALABA JUST TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE.

IGBO'S ARE TRULY DRAGGING NIGERIA BACKWARDS.

SAI BUHARI


you write-ups has so bias.
please stop self servicing with igbo matters
Politics / Re: Graphic Pictures From Jos Bomb Blast Yesterday- Viewers Discretion Is Adviced by jayne8585yahoo(f): 8:11am On Feb 27, 2015
chigo93:
Shebi na we igbos dey support gej,even when the man doesn't know wat 2 do.Innoncent soldiers and civilians just die in a manner that makes u get tired.This is not a way 4 someone 2 die,getting ripped to pieces.Its a pity,my Igbo brodas it's a pity.

you are on your own.

you have not seen Igbos on APC or what

every body has the right to belong where he /she will be appreciated and treated well and not to be seen and be treated as a nonhuman because you are not a cattle reader.

once more you are on your own.

RIP TO THE DEAD.
Family / Re: Nigerian Women Are All Cheats by jayne8585yahoo(f): 9:44pm On Feb 26, 2015
Who broke your heart,

please take heart.

Nkea dikwa very risky
Politics / Re: Twin Explosions Hit Jos Park, UNIJOS Gate, kill 12 by jayne8585yahoo(f): 9:34pm On Feb 26, 2015
Now is not the time to apportion blames

we must know who are enemies are and be able to tackle it.

we must stand as a nation and say no terrorism in Nigeria.

if we continue to apportion to PDP or APC then we Nigerians are not ready to fight terrorism.

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Romance / Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by jayne8585yahoo(f): 7:25pm On Feb 26, 2015
All this immature girls that shout I didn't do it,
make I ask

what is wrong with those things listed.

IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG IN BEING A GIRL.

THOSE THINGS LISTED ARE SYNONYMOUS WITH GIRLS,

SO WHAT'S THE HYPE ALL ABOUT.

why must it be girls all the time.

how about boys who fakes deep voices and walk with hands and shoulders high as if they are Dangote brothers while actually they worth nothing.

YOU FIND FAKE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Basketmouth's Beautiful And Super Adorable 5 Year Old Daughter by jayne8585yahoo(f): 5:11pm On Feb 26, 2015
I think I have seen this picture on NL,

hmmm are they recycling post now on NL
Family / Re: Office Romance by jayne8585yahoo(f): 2:23pm On Feb 26, 2015
There is no cause for alarm yet.

The person you overheard may be talking to another person.

keep calm if your hubby has not in any way given you room mistrust him.

I MUST SAY THAT IT IS UNPROFESSIONAL TO USE SUCH WORDS IN AN OFFICE IRRESPECTIVE OF WHO USED IT.

REMOVE Your Mind From It.

it's well.

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Family / Re: My Mun Siezed My Brick Game 19yrs Ago & Gave It Back As My 28th Birthday Gift by jayne8585yahoo(f): 2:13pm On Feb 26, 2015
You should be grateful to her because she want you to be responsible in life

better go and thank her well well now.

I must commend your mummy she is meticulous.
Family / Re: Mother Hold Daughter Down So Boyfriend Can R*pe Her by jayne8585yahoo(f): 2:08pm On Feb 26, 2015
Dyt:
Only in obodo oyinbo

It can happen anywhere
women are their worse enemy
Tua! tua! Tufiakwa!
Family / Re: some days to my wedding. by jayne8585yahoo(f): 2:01pm On Feb 26, 2015
Make your wife understand you, you know her more than us.

I know she will not find it easy because she is the only one to organize every thing, and believe me it can be tiring.

Last bullet!

TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO STAY CHASTE AND FAITHFUL.

HML IN ADVANCE AND MAY LOVE AND HAPPINESS NEVER DEPART FROM YOUR HOME
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson And Husband Prince Okojie's Hot Picture by jayne8585yahoo(f): 1:38pm On Feb 26, 2015
They look good together


IS MERCY USING A BLEACHING CREAM sad
I Liked her in her black color

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Encounter With A Samaritan Taxi Man by jayne8585yahoo(f): 11:10am On Feb 26, 2015
sauceny:


People of Calabar/Akwa Ibom are the last people that would steal from you,tho not all,but majority of em people are good...

If it were my igbo brothers,the money would have been gone & still would call you to come pay for those documents you have in it grin

The cleaner from Lagos airport Josephine Agwu that returned 5 million naira to the airport management is igbo from Enugu
btw why are my even explaining to a bigot like you.
your hatred for the igbo will take you to 6 feet below the earth.

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Romance / Re: Should I Confront Him Or Walk Away Quietly? by jayne8585yahoo(f): 10:56am On Feb 26, 2015
NOW THEY ARE TELLING YOU, YOU WILL NOT LISTEN BECAUSE YOU ARE DESPERATE TO MARRY

You Better thank your stars that you saw this on time

if you won't leave then prepare your mind for the worst
Don't come to NL to cry like a baby

ie my husband of 1 month is keeping a mistress.

Don't even think about it, move now if you still have dignity in you

I don talk my own.

Run as fast as your leg can carry, God has reveal him for you.

most dead women would have been alive today if they had your revelation.
don't settle for the less if are the type that seek godly family, nothing beats happy family.

SHALOM!

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