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Twice a day is normal sir. Engage yourself in activities outside your bedroom, get a job and get a girlfriend

yellowb:
middle belt brother, Benue no be north. N u r calling someone a dummy

I guess u skipped class or you're ignorant. Please do buy a copy of the NIGERIAN CONSTITUTION. Benue state is North Central DUMMMMMYYYYY!

1. Don't marry someone you cannot sexually satisfy.
2. Don't marry someone who cannot satisfy you Sexually.

1.Space - very important, we love you but don't choke us let's breathe a little. I can't call, see, chat with you everyday. Let me miss you a little
2.BlòwJòb - VERY IMPORTANT
3. Don't talk our ears off. Sometimes we need you to Just keep quiet.
4. Know how to cook
5. Be Emotionally intelligent.

Edu3Again:
I thought he was from benue

And where is Benue state if I may ask?

Edu3Again:
Wished the North had legends like this instead of their boko haram killing people.

2face is from the North dummy!

Op. It is "Do these" abeg!

SirMichael1:

Dude if you read my what I wrote up there you understand it.


If you've been exploring each other's body without having sex, how then the fûçk did you know she's a virgin?

You never tasted nor have you torn the hymen, so what are you saying?

I repeat.

I know a virgin when I see one and that cûñt isn't

Very VALID POINT But Trust me.. They were. Sex isn't the only method of "knowing"

[quote author=SmartChoices post=56465959][/quote]You had to dig up Richard Pryor from the grave

SirMichael1:
When I see a Virgin, I know immediately.



This washed up cûñt isn't.

I've been involved with virgins(three) in the past, the only thing we didn't do is sex but we were "blowing" Things upandan. It is POSSIBLE that she is a V

ClaraJ:
So i met this dude, although handsome and rich. That was the very first time he met me in person.

He have already blow-out my mind with his sweet words. Hmmmmmm... eventually he told me, 'I love seeing your face, without it i'll die'

Ahhh!!! Without my face, you will die? Abeg, which kind lie be that??

*Let me ignore the English*

Well... I guess... Now you know how to kill him.

Boom!

I love big nìpples.
I love bòobs.
My ex enjoys being fòndled
OP if your bf cheats on you with someone who loves to be groped you go come complain abi?

IncredibleJoe:
chief educator of the federal republic of Nigeria.... this guy is a consistent attacker/opposer of the church of God.. kwontinu

I disagree. He criticises most of the FRAUDS called "Men of god"
Matthew 7:22-23

22 On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ 23 And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

Being single and "Mingling" is the best

1. Don't ask me what I think about you during Or after sex.
2. Don't ask me to define the relationship during Or after sex.
3. Don't ask me for favours during or after sex.
4. Back in Uni. I met a girl that wasn't into fòréplay. WTF?! Really? FÒRÉPLAY is EVERYTHING to me! How can one dislike 4play? That beats me

Experience is the best teacher.
Why don't you try it out for yourself and Let us know the outcome

PapaBaby:
Marry a cook then.

So by your logic.. Women who enjoy cooking are cooks/chefs? Haba Bros

That is what they see their favourite celebrities/role models do

Sirpaul:
are you for real!.... you don't like.....

Lol.. Guy.. Food is not the object of my obsession.

I am not a foodie but i can't marry a woman who doesn't enjoy cooking

Laffing My A$$ off. Op u seem pained o! I dey smell hidden codes for your post.

Anyway. Smart phones and social media have turned Alot of people especially women into narcissists. Women will show off their cleavage, their curves just to get likes and comments(and 99% Of them don't know they can make money off of likes and comments, that's by the way). It's a free world though where you can dress and behave "ANYHOW" but you cannot show us your bøøbz, your aśś and expect to attract a God fearing man. You will always attract DOGS and even when you meet a Nice guy, your dressing, your aura will activate the Dog in him. As for me, there are Types of women I enter relationships with and there are Types of women I have fun with. Peace!!

DoPeRoSa:
With the way the world is going,there are quite a lot of abnormalities. Men dating men,women dating women. There are bisexual, homosexual and of recent I heard about demisexual. I'm not married neither do I have kids.

If as a parent you find out any of your children is an homosexual, what will you do?

It's > A Homosexual

Well, There's nothing you can do. It is not a disease, it is not a psychological abnormality. You can cry and ask god why, you can threaten that child but it won't work. There's not much you can do

Coming to NIGERIA

See Flesh!

professorfal:
wtf they are thoughts,i believe everyone has a fantasy.besides it cant be proven.

Nah I don't. I believe you're in love with him but.. .. You're not sexually attracted to him.

SINZ:
Telling him will most likely bruise his ego, YES. But a problem shared is half solved. Its better he knows his defects so he can work on himself (peniis enlargement creams and pills). A friend of mine hated his wife's cooking. He endured for years until he mistakenly let it slip one day during an argument and that led to some unprintable events . Unknown to him, his wife actually hated the watery egusi soup she cooks but cooks it because she felt he prefers it that way. Even the way she fixes other meals were as a result of the pattern with which he told her his mother cooked for him.


Long story short: Tell him. Worse case scenario; he'll sulk for a few weeks but he'll eventually get over himself and swing into action seeking ways to make a "Lex Steele" out of himself.

You know Lex Steele? Porn Heads dey nairaland o

SexyGirl787:
Pls who else is experiencing this? My husby hits me hard and try to satisfy me with all his strength he is everywomans dream he can last in bed 4 up to 40mins tryin 2 please nd maake me cum but most tyms I dnt enjoy it somtyms I feel d pleasure esp when he suck my breast but I always imagine it's anoda man wit a big black dick on me that is how I derive my pleasure. I enjoy sex with him wheneva I imagine anoda man on me. I hav neva discusd dis wit him cos he won't b happy dat is y I kept it 2myself. Pls who else is experiencing this and how can I overcome this? Pls I love my husband nd cannot hurt him or lose my marriage. Sometimes I even watch porn just to enjoy myself while alone. Pls advice

Cc: lalasticlala, Royalroy etc pls move to necessary section. Thanks

I pray I don't end up with someone like you Amen
You're cheating on your husband with a figment of your imagination?

Lmao

Does he have N500 million in his Bank account coz I vividly remember that was her requirement