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Romance / Re: Couple Who Met At NYSC Camp Are To Wed Next Month by jazzboi: 3:45pm On Mar 11, 2016
agrovick:
It's obvious the pair are children of the affluents, make I hear say I tell my papa say as NYSC wan round up so, I don see girl and I dey ready to marry.
He will be like
You onpoint..The dude especially.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram: Jonathan Spent N2.2bn On Prayers by jazzboi: 3:31pm On Mar 11, 2016
texazzpete:
Kai!

Before anyone foolish comes to make noise about 'media propaganda' or 'media trial', know that this is a court room confession, backed by evidence, of this man receiving 2.2bn naira from Dasuki without a contract or any documentation, supposedly for 'special prayers'



2.2 billion naira. Let that sink in. Money the NSA could have used to buy weapons and equipment for our soldiers.

Smh.
And still people don't know where the present hardship is coming from embarassed

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Crime / Re: Pastor Who Killed And Buried His Father In A Shallow Grave In Anambra - Photos by jazzboi: 3:22pm On Mar 11, 2016
Muslims on this forum should learn to overlook the christians here..we know their traits. They lack standard and posses very bad character when it comes to dealing with issues.
They are only around to cause mischief and create room for envy. True Muslims know the truth and with the truth we should always stand.

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Crime / Re: Pastor Who Killed And Buried His Father In A Shallow Grave In Anambra - Photos by jazzboi: 3:18pm On Mar 11, 2016
Originalsly:
Criminal/Pastor....is there a difference?
Lwkmd cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: Man Jailed For Sleeping With His Daughter In Rivers by jazzboi: 10:05am On Mar 11, 2016
You ban kumakunta coz he mentioned Mary and christ (Peace be on them)but let go of the person that mentioned Muhammed(PBUH).

Whoever banned Kunta definitely don't know what KUNTA Stands for. I can appear in many forms.

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Politics / Re: 10 Quotable Political Quotes Of The Week by jazzboi: 6:53pm On Feb 29, 2016
JingoOAU:
Fayose describing himself as a rock??

Tot OBJ broke the rock into pieces sometimes ago...

Buhari wouldn't want to deal with Fayose so that they wouldn't see him as a dictator...

As for wike, just know that Karma is a bitch...whatever you sow, you reap. if truly FG is interested in rigging, they will rig successfully and you will do nothing. Most you approach the court, and they retire the judges and in judges who are sympathisers to APC.
No mind that Fayose. He thinks we have forgotten how he was dealth with by OBJ..
Religion / Re: ATM Mobile Sets Spotted In Church (photo) by jazzboi: 2:55pm On Feb 29, 2016
iamrealdeji:
fools will always have something to say to defend extortion
That's Nigeria Christians for you..they will always have a point no matter how ridiculous it sound to defend their practise.

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Religion / Re: ATM Mobile Sets Spotted In Church (photo) by jazzboi: 2:51pm On Feb 29, 2016
sorepco:
Wtf r u on about? Is it morally right??



She now equates a church to a club
Crime / Re: Pastor Hacks Banker Wife To Death In Imo [graphic Photo] by jazzboi: 2:39pm On Feb 29, 2016
Akkord4gov:

These fake pastors as u called them are even worse than Boko Haram and Muslims will help you to call them fake too without abusing the religion,but if it in the other way round,no fake muslims but Islambad etc.

Some Christians need to reset their brain and know that no religion teaches us to be bad,but it is an innate of some people to be bad no matter their religion
Thanks



AKKORD
Their Hypocrisy stinks..Thats why I don't take them serious and their words never moves me.

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Crime / Re: Pastor Hacks Banker Wife To Death In Imo [graphic Photo] by jazzboi: 2:37pm On Feb 29, 2016
[quote author=olamonsor2 post=43357909][/quote]
Goal goal? You go like Bet9ja o
Crime / Re: Pastor Hacks Banker Wife To Death In Imo [graphic Photo] by jazzboi: 2:34pm On Feb 29, 2016
Let me just read comments because if I talk ehn,my mentions go pass 20.
Religion / Re: The Tri-unity Of God And The Work Of Salvation. by jazzboi: 11:20am On Feb 29, 2016
malvisguy212:
you don't know what you are saying, do you know who jesus is ? Is jesus message in the quran ? Compear muhammed life and the rest prophet lifstyle, do you still belive he is a prophet ? When you call the name of muhammed, why do you add 'pbuh' ? How can you invoke peace on someone who you claim is in heaven ? Contrast it with the peace jesus gave when he say , " MY PEACE I GIVE unto you NOT as the WORLD GIVE"

Which type of prophet will prophesied hell for his followers ?
Surah 19:71: “It is the inevitable decree of
your Lord that every one of you will be
taken to hell.”

Compear were jesus promise His followers heavenly home. If jesus is not the son of God, then whose son is He ?
Owk now I get it...Jesus is the son of god while the other children of Mary are step sons and daughters of god.. see you on judgment day..till then,CHEERS!!
Religion / Re: The Tri-unity Of God And The Work Of Salvation. by jazzboi: 8:43am On Feb 29, 2016
bulldoza:

You Christians are just so obsessed with Jesus. Instead of focusing on the MESSAGE, you people placed priorities on the MESSENGER. THIS IS BLASPHEMY! And on the last day, Jesus himself will deny you people because he won't allow you people put him in trouble.
Jesus Christ is not God. Jesus christ is only a messenger of God almighty.
stop deceiving yourselves with bullshıts and go and look for the truth Jesus talked about. You Christians are just hypocrites. You condemned many laws of the old testament. Jesus never condemned the laws, in fact, he said that he came for the fulfillment of the Mosaic laws:
Mathew 5:17-20 reads:
“Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one
jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least
commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be
called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but
whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.”
These are Jesus’ words, from his lips. But what did Christians say? What do they believe? Do they talk about the fulfillment of these laws?
They better be because if they don’t, according to Jesus, “they shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven”.
Jesus teaches the unity of God; the oneness of God. In
the 12th chapter of Mark, it was reported that a man came to Jesus and asked him: “which is the first of the commandments”? and Jesus answered: “The first of all the
commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord.”
Yet, most Christians says

Jesus is God. It’s an amazing
situation. Jesus says: The Lord our God is one Lord; Christians says: no, it is the trinity in the god-head. Contradicting the message of Jesus. Nowhere from the lips of Jesus, did he utter trinity! And that is the core problem of the churches: they preach what Jesus never preached. In fact, Christianity went on deifying Jesus. They say Jesus walked down the Palestine as a divine being.
The question here is, did he says he is God? Did he claim to be God? Did he says am god worship me? There is not in any version of the bible where explicitly Jesus says
listen everybody: I am god! He never make such claims.
In fact, he rebukes such claims.
In Mark, 10 and Luke 18, when a certain ruler asked
him, what to do to inherit the eternal life, Jesus says to him: “Why callest thou me good?
none is good, save one, that is, God. He didn’t even want
to be called good much less god. But did the christians
follow this instruction? Not at all! In fact, they called him god.
I wonder if Jesus was present today how he is
gonna react to this blasphemy. Probably too tense. As a Prophet and a messenger of Allah , Jesus explicitly
declares in the 8th chapter of john: "I have not come on my
own; but he (God) sent me."
He says further, “my father is greather than I.” Jesus’ mission was to convey the message given to him by his
Lord. He was no more than a messenger. He says:
I can't of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge:
and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own
will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me.

The teaching of Jesus is not something new; it’s a kind of transition from the earlier teachings beginning with
Abraham. If we take prayer for example, how the
previous prophets pray to God, we will witness a clear consistency in their message.
The bible tells us: quote:
“And Abraham fell on his face and pray” genesis 17:3,
and moses and Aron fell on their faces and prayed
(numbers 20:6) and Jesus fell on his face and prayed
Mathew 26:38).
And that is excatly how Muhammad SAW prayed and the whole muslim world prays like that. The christians don’t pray like that though.

They have their own kind of worship. Who is really trying to imitate Jesus? Christians or Muslims?
And that is the main problem of christianity: its not a religion of Jesus; it’s the religion constructed about Jesus. The message of Jesus is Islamic in every sense: believing in one God, he never mention the mystery of trinity; that
he’s a preacher, teacher, messenger and no more; that salvation rests by keeping the commandments; and son.
In fact even his diet isn't christian, Jesus’ diet is islamic
as he didn’t eat pig he kills over 2000 pigs says the bible.
For we believe that Jesus was a muslim; and his message is islam.
Little wonder that on his second coming he is going to
rejects the christians for they misunderstood him and his message.
The bible tell us in the 7th chapter of Mathew:
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out
devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Jesus is going to rebuke the christians, and this is in consequence of the diversion in christianity from the real message.
Its like a dialectic between the 2billion Christians and Jesus.
Christians are more concerned with the one who did the
preaching than what he preached.
It’s a kind of shift from the message to the messenger. And when this
kind of shift happens, problems and misunderstanding emerged. If the emphases is in the preacher, racial pride and nationalism come into play.
You cant value the message if you’re too obsessed from
where it comes from. Jesus pray to God; christians
pray to Jesus. Christianity is a religion of Paul(the confusionist) constructed against Jesus.
Jesus was a Muslim and hisreligion was Islam in every sense.
It is just also very painful that the BIBLE OF TODAY HAS BEEN SERIOUSLY DOCTORED. FILLED WITH ERRORS, INCONSISTENCIES AND IT'S SO CONFUSING sad
OPEN YOUR EYES BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
You have said it all. May Allah grant you Favour in this world and hereafter.

This were the same points I picked when I was still a christian,infact a sunday school teacher for that matter.

Christianity is an act of following the Messenger and not the Messages.

I wonder how someone thinks Jesus came to wipe away sins,that god supposedly sacrificed his only son just to be able to forgive them.
The question they should ask is how did the people of NOAH get their sins forgiven after joining in the boat? They never needed to share blood,what God needed was their change of ways. There were so many sinners before christ that God forgave their sins withou blood shed.

Saying God used his 'son' Jesus to help us clear our sins is like saying a company borrowed funds from its own operational account to fund a project. What's the essense of killing your only son when you still the one that all sins to be forgiven comes from.
Well,Alhamdulilah for everything.

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Education / Re: Ayodele Dada: "How I Graduated With All-Round A's & 5.0 CGPA" by jazzboi: 7:49am On Feb 29, 2016
doskie:
try get 5pt for engineering.
Bro,the hardest field to get such a CGPA is in applied courses like the one brother Ayodele studied.. Answers to questions on applied courses are always open-ended.

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Education / Re: Ayodele Dada: "How I Graduated With All-Round A's & 5.0 CGPA" by jazzboi: 7:47am On Feb 29, 2016
This brother is lucky..
I did almost the same thing this guy did while studying Linguistics (ABU 2012 graduate,Faculty of Humaties) but still my CGPA never reflect my efforts..same for two of my coursemates.

We were so good in class that most times when we make contributions in class,our lecturers would ask us to bring the material
we used in studying. We were always being selected to review PHD thesis and also ask questions whenever they come for their defense. Any group we held was always the highlight of presentations. We were loved by students in the lower class in our faculty and beyond.

NB; All am saying is that,we can't take away the role luck played in this dude CGPA. We could have so many of his kind here on nairaland but who couldn't come out with a clean first class or 2.1.
Not trying to derail this thread,but you will understand my rant better if you have gone through the same experience as i(we) do.

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Fashion / Re: How I Discovered My Passion For Shoe-making — Bamiro, YNORTH CEO by jazzboi: 8:36pm On Feb 28, 2016
The major point that struck me is the slippers of blessing the wife wore home that faithfullday.

God can bless man in the most unexpected manner. The wife is rily a blessing to the husband.

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Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda Flaunts Her Flat Belly by jazzboi: 8:03pm On Feb 28, 2016
Dis girl go damage her intestine o undecided
Politics / Re: Army Re-opens Borno Highways Three Years After Closure by jazzboi: 7:59pm On Feb 28, 2016
WhoRUDeceiving:
Boko Haram was and is the creation of Northern power mongrels to destabilize the southern administration. SO not a big surprise
And how do you reconcile your statement with the attacks carried out under Buharis regime?
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Olajumoke Take A Selfie by jazzboi: 5:58pm On Feb 28, 2016
petux:
olajumoke ur days are numbered
But why?

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Chilling In Her Bath Robe In Hilton Hotel (Photo) by jazzboi: 2:08pm On Feb 28, 2016
Johnny19:
I'm now getting bored with dis olajumoke story....don't misquote me I'm not a hater but it is getting 2 much especially here on NL...Everybody olajumoke dis olajomoke dat haba....No day will pass without a thread being posted here in NL about her
Hating is when you claim to be tired of Olajumokes's stories on nairaland but always open any thread concerning her just to tell us it's getting boring. There are many threads on frontpage,if you don't like Olajumoke's story,just jump and pass.

In summation,you weren't forced to open any of Olajumoke's thread.

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Will Be Discontinued On Blackberry And Nokia Operating System By 2016 by jazzboi: 11:12am On Feb 28, 2016
Thank God I never forget my 2go password.

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah calls for Adeosun, Emefiele to resign by jazzboi: 2:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
Ogbuefi2020:

those two are govt. made unlike easterners
Has any of the two listed by me contest in any election in this country? Now I see who is more interested in Govt funds.

No need to remind you how much Ifeanyi Ubah got from Jonathan on the finale of TAN rally.
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah calls for Adeosun, Emefiele to resign by jazzboi: 2:23pm On Feb 26, 2016
linusbnn:



He is a successful business man and when you jealous his success,you can never move half step forward
Me jealous For what now? Should I also say his jealous of adeosun and emefiele's position?
Pls next time try quote me in the right context .
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Cause Mayhem In Ogun State by jazzboi: 12:56pm On Feb 26, 2016
Buhari should call his colleagues to order..i believe they have a union and perhaps his now their grand patron..he should try speak to them in language they understand.
Politics / Re: Was Kimo, Rivers Police Commissioner Sleeping During A Security Meeting? Photo by jazzboi: 12:54pm On Feb 26, 2016
Why won't he? When they have a sleeping governor.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye On His "Fight With Glo" by jazzboi: 12:50pm On Feb 26, 2016
Jacko01:



Retard did you make any sense in ur write up.... Just dey find front page comment
I don't know why you niggas so pained grin
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah calls for Adeosun, Emefiele to resign by jazzboi: 12:49pm On Feb 26, 2016
Biafrarep:
Stop mentioning that woman, she is not a role model, infact she embodies everything that is wrong with this country!! What is the source of her wealth? Did she make it by dint of hardwork or brilliance?? So ammasing ill gotten wealth through cronism, nepotism & harlotry in high places is now a thing of pride? People like Danjuma, Meribe, Alakija & the oil wells they were allocated without any bidding process are one of the reasons this country has remained in a mess. Those people should be arrested & not praised, they are reaping were they didnt sow!!!
I believe you have a lawyer..pls do the needfull.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye On His "Fight With Glo" by jazzboi: 10:54am On Feb 26, 2016
desire222:
At least, they are still relevant, unlike ur Dbanj
Relevant where? Local champions. When was the last time they gave us hit track?
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah calls for Adeosun, Emefiele to resign by jazzboi: 10:52am On Feb 26, 2016
francizy:



Do you have to drag the whole of SE into your tribalistic trash of a comment/post? Thank God not everyone is a bigot, else we'd all be reasoning and behaving like he and she-goats..
Will start taking you crioz when you start condemning tribal comments made by your kinsmen..till then, please shift.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Welcomes Offer From Islamic Development Bank To Develop Nigeria (Photo) by jazzboi: 10:49am On Feb 26, 2016
oc2fish:
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Well Dubai and co. Are civilized. How many are going to Iran, Iraq and Pakistan.
Imagine,please shift with your hypocrisy.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Looks Like Phyno's Bodyguard In New Photos by jazzboi: 9:35am On Feb 26, 2016
Ebayray:


Smh sad.
Pls Sir, don't be offended but what has Ethnicity and tribalism got to do with the pic..

Am not hating. (even tho I happen to be an Igbo girl)
Leave him alone,he forgot to take his early morning dose. His suffering from mental tsunami.
Religion / Re: LASG Backs Deeper Life Flyover In Lagos by jazzboi: 9:28am On Feb 26, 2016
xage:


God bless you and your entire generation...u said it all...Christians have been consumed by their imense hatre for Muslims
Amin and you too

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