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Car TalkRe: The Differences Between Manual And Automatic Compressors. by Jazzlite: 10:33pm On Apr 09, 2018
mosbus:
hmmmmm
I was taken in because you kind of endorsed him. Please desist from such acts. Don't fritter away your goodwill.
PoliticsRe: Okogie, Obasanjo, Fayose — Six People Who Didn’t Want Buhari To Run (pic by Jazzlite: 10:30pm On Apr 09, 2018
IDeyNL:
May God punish you in thousand folds for referring Cardinal Olubunmi Okojie an Idiot.

If you don't recant what you just said, you will regret it before the month ends.

Mark it.
Why join issues with a cursed fellow?
EducationRe: Richard Akindele, OAU Professor In Sex For Mark Accusation Scandal (Leaked Audio by Jazzlite: 6:59pm On Apr 09, 2018
grin
RomanceRe: My Fiancé’s Cousin Saw Me Naked.. He Started Calling Me Sweetheart by Jazzlite: 6:32pm On Apr 09, 2018
sleek82:
unfortunately, that can not be undone
If he's anything like this.....then she's in for it....

CrimeRe: OAU Professor "Richard Akindele" Involved In Sex-for-mark Scandal (listen) by Jazzlite: 6:29pm On Apr 09, 2018
zoedew:
Deliberately mentioned his name whereupon he quickly questioned her reason for so doing!
So you believe this cannot be acted or simulated?
CrimeRe: OAU Professor "Richard Akindele" Involved In Sex-for-mark Scandal (listen) by Jazzlite: 5:20pm On Apr 09, 2018
msughdoo:
It is not an offence, if it is for the purpose of unraveling a crime. So putting a covert CCTV in your house is also a crime? Reason with your brain please.
Unintelligent response. Why don't the police enter people's premises without a warrant? Have you ever heard of the crime of instigation of litigation before?
Simply put she's a criminal a retarded one at that. Selectively recording someone without broadcasting the details of the conversation. She lead the he goat to her barn... To chop her yams....now she's here crying foul!
Like I said she's a criminal and should forget about the certificate of the school. Nothing in the recording indicts the man.
CrimeRe: OAU Professor "Richard Akindele" Involved In Sex-for-mark Scandal (listen) by Jazzlite: 5:18pm On Apr 09, 2018
msughdoo:
It is not an offence, if it is for the purpose of unraveling a crime. So putting a covert CCTV in your house is also a crime? Reason with your brain please.
Unintelligent response. Why don't the police enter people's premises without a warrant? Have you ever heard of the crime of instigation of litigation before?
Simply put she's a criminal a retarded one at that. Selectively recording someone without broadcasting the details of the conversation. She lead the he goat to her barn... To chop her yams....now she's here crying foul!
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by Jazzlite: 3:39pm On Apr 09, 2018
Jakumo:
I may sell the R129 at a later time, but for now it will go into storage while I consult the oracle about what next to do. These old cars are really hard to let go, as they are so hard to find in the first place.
Good to sell now
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jazzlite: 3:36pm On Apr 09, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
I will give this quick lecture on fuel consumption and sludge, how they relate.

Newer cars from 2002-date have variable valve timing systems, these systems work with oil flow/pressure to determine timing settings. You will notice most engine covers with inscriptions like VVTI IVTEC, CVVT etc... its all same technology every one just wants a special name tag.

Now here's the snag.

You buy a happy toks car, it's a sprinter.... 0-60 in 10secs ( tongue it's a bloody Corolla) 6months later it stops sprinting, 1 year later it's a log of wood and engine vibrates when ac is turned on, finds it difficult to climb hills and fuel consumption has almost doubled.

Now here's a bit of what happened (Nigerian 20w50 sludge context)

The timing settings are set to a retar.ded position when inactive or without any instruction from the ecm. With sludge in the mix, it is almost always in 1 position. The OCV (oil control valve)has oil strainers that keep dirt out of the device, and once engine develops a sludge issue oil flow stops. Engine will not throw a rod, but timing setting become epileptic, or get stuck in a retar.ded position, making the engine very in efficient.

Pics below show what the OCV oil strainers will look like when engine has mild, sludge, and when it is clean.

So take out time and clean your OCV strainers, you will get better fuel mileage. wink





What is the way out?
CrimeRe: OAU Professor "Richard Akindele" Involved In Sex-for-mark Scandal (listen) by Jazzlite: 3:30pm On Apr 09, 2018
I'm more unconvinced after listening to the audio file. Why are you so bent on framing this man for destruction?
CrimeRe: OAU Professor "Richard Akindele" Involved In Sex-for-mark Scandal (listen) by Jazzlite: 3:24pm On Apr 09, 2018
2kurupt:
Conclusive you say? You do know audio evidence can be tendered in court right?

Can the said prof categorically deny that's not his voice on the recording? If he so denies hope you know the network provider can be compelled to pull up call records of the prof?

Let's just say the nation's educational system leaves much to be desired.
Recording someone without their knowledge is a criminal offence.
PoliticsRe: Between Nnamdi Kanu And Orji Kalu... by Jazzlite(op): 3:15pm On Apr 09, 2018
igbodefender:
So, what is the purpose of this thread!? Nairaland is a serious forum not a beer palour for tales by moonlight.
Kalu represents all that is wrong with the Igbo as a whole!
CrimeRe: OAU Professor "Richard Akindele" Involved In Sex-for-mark Scandal (listen) by Jazzlite: 2:50pm On Apr 09, 2018
That's no conclusive proof.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Releases Sexy New Photos by Jazzlite: 2:25pm On Apr 09, 2018
EgunMogaji:
She’ll receive the best pre and post netal care in the world here in California.

CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Releases Sexy New Photos by Jazzlite: 2:22pm On Apr 09, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Maybe.

But it’s still Fathia that I want to impregnate. Impregnate only, not enter into a beauty contest cool
Hmmm pity fathia she's old now.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reacts To Buhari Intention To Contest For A Second Term (pics) by Jazzlite: 2:21pm On Apr 09, 2018
Nonsense. I suspect he's going to drop Osinbajo as VP.
CrimeRe: SP Kingsley Chukwueeggu, DPO Dies From Armed Robbers/kidnappers Gun Shot by Jazzlite: 2:16pm On Apr 09, 2018
I suspect inside job
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Releases Sexy New Photos by Jazzlite: 2:14pm On Apr 09, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Hollywood grin

She and that her X legs.
She fine pass fathia balogun
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by Jazzlite: 1:29pm On Apr 09, 2018
Jakumo:
Now that is odd. The car catalog link lists this model as a manual gearbox version made between 1992 and 1993. Maybe somebody switched the model logo on your car years ago, before you acquired it. That hydraulic suspension is still a mystery though. Those only came with some of the 600SL R129s. E get as e be.

My own R129 1991 500SL is sadly about to be retired for good, because the trouble-prone transmission has confounded all repair attempts by several doctors, thus wearing out my patience at long last. I will salvage the engine which runs fine, and use that as a spare for my 1994 DIY 500E, which started out life as a 420E, before I acquired it and upgraded the engine.
Do you mind selling it?
Car TalkRe: The Differences Between Manual And Automatic Compressors. by Jazzlite: 9:43am On Apr 09, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Yes.

They both have clutches.
Abegi leave the man. I tested him and he failed. Just asked about Sanden 507 and he was like....what car model is Sanden.... I was stunned. Real dealers don't have time for elaborate internet posts
PoliticsRe: Between Nnamdi Kanu And Orji Kalu... by Jazzlite(op): 9:39am On Apr 09, 2018
guterMann:
Nnamdi KANU I know.

What is Orji Uzor Kali?

Orji Uzor Kalu is has lost his influence and is now trying to gain relevance by trying to be in the news as much as possible.

Secondly, his 'sins' were recently forgiven by the APC and he feels that he needs to campaign to 'repay'the kind 'gesture'.

Unlike other regions that worship their corrupt political elites, we the Igbos call them out,even before outsiders. If there any region where the political elites have least influence on the masses ,it's the South East.

Apart from Ojukwu,no other Igbo son has been able to gather such a huge followers like Nnamdi KANU.

What is Orji Uzor Kalu?

Nb.You may not bother to reply,it seems you're set in your ways and want to achieve a sinister objective with this thread. I won't reply your mentions.

THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN MUST SET FORTH AT DAWN
Delusional Grandeur. Answer the question. . Is it possible that orji ratted out kanu?
ProgrammingRe: Da Fuk Is Wrong With This Board? Useless Threads Everywhere!! by Jazzlite: 9:38am On Apr 09, 2018
Seun:
We need a competent moderator who is not a troll. For some reason all the moderators have lost interest. Who is interested in moderating?
Wow when do I start?!
CrimeRe: 5 Gay Men Fighting After Infecting Each Other With HIV Arrested In Lagos by Jazzlite: 8:18am On Apr 09, 2018
clevvermind:
Pussy is the best anytime anyday.
From your experience? I have always suspected.....
Car TalkRe: Reason Why Is Important To Vacuum A System Before Refilling Of Gas by Jazzlite: 8:10am On Apr 09, 2018
mosbus:
the manual compressor for Benz isn't really a manual compressor it also have variable displacement control but it's self control it isn't electronically control,and it don't compress accept if you have gas in the system.so isn't bad.
But the technician has to be careful.after all the job is been completed he needs a scanner to reset the ac model because it will be complaining low pressure of refrigerant in the system so if you don't clear the fault the model won't work.
I am considering the Sanden 507 specifically.
Car TalkRe: Reason Why Is Important To Vacuum A System Before Refilling Of Gas by Jazzlite: 7:15am On Apr 09, 2018
Chelseafan1:
There was a major leak so he said dere was no gas or air left in d system
Ok.
@mosbus I want to use a manual compressor for my e class.... What do you advise? Also I need original gas. Can you recommend one? Far from your location or else I'd have brought it to you! Help!!
PoliticsRe: "Fayose Is My Boy" - Orji Uzor Kalu Says As He Enters Ekiti State by Jazzlite: 7:12am On Apr 09, 2018
Puffydon1:
Orji Kalu is the only Igbo politician with a functional lubricant of political will.
Igbo should be glad to have a politician of his calibre .
And as for Fayose!!! You can only brainwash those ass lickers illiterate that are still living in the 18th century with your flying liars.
#InAPCITrust.
Fixed
PoliticsRe: Is It Time For Nigeria To Quit ECOWAS? by Jazzlite: 7:08am On Apr 09, 2018
No such action should be taken under this clueless administration. Status quo must be maintained
PoliticsRe: Between Nnamdi Kanu And Orji Kalu... by Jazzlite(op): 7:03am On Apr 09, 2018
gidgiddy:
There is a saying that "in every 12, there will always be a Judas". Orji Uzo Kalu is simply trying to find acceptability in APC by running around campaigning for Buhari. The man has long become politically irrelevant after failing woefully twice to get elected into the Senate.

There is no love lost between Buhari and Igbos. We didn't vote for him 3 years ago when everybody was shouting that he the best thing in the world. Buhari went to Ebonyi and Anambra last year, no crowd came out to see him like we see happen in Lagos and other parts of the North.

But Nnamdi Kanu went to Ebonyi and Anambra last year and mammoth crowd came out to receive him in both states.

You can always tell where a man is popular when a huge crowd comes out to see him without any monetary inducement
So you admit that Igbo problems are internal. Don't let me hear any of your ilks blame other tribes for your woes
PoliticsRe: Between Nnamdi Kanu And Orji Kalu... by Jazzlite(op): 7:02am On Apr 09, 2018
ucnwafor:
Yoruba demons comes here to play...
Face the topic Judas Iscariot
PoliticsRe: "Fayose Is My Boy" - Orji Uzor Kalu Says As He Enters Ekiti State by Jazzlite: 4:52am On Apr 09, 2018
deomelo:
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Fayose with all his loud, rancid, blah blah and gra gra mouth is everybody's boy boy..
Has this looter met any traditional ruler in the State?
Southwest politics is deeper than for Kalu to comprehend
PoliticsRe: Between Nnamdi Kanu And Orji Kalu... by Jazzlite(op): 4:47am On Apr 09, 2018
Ipob members.... Land of the rising sun chanters take the challenge and opportunity to prove that Kalu doesn't represent you in the East.

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