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Mimzyy:
Depreciated. You are welcome boy.

I wonder why u r so pained?

Life must be so hard for you. Depression is not healthy neither is aggression transfer. Why don't you exhale d negative vibes in you before it starts eating you up like the cankerworm that has buried itself deep in our society. That road you are plying ends up nowhere as you will end up shooting yourself in the leg, you dont wana go down that road with me.

Poor boy, come here and take a e-hug.

Mimzyy:
If not for the fact that a practical will be tantamount to cheating... Keep arguing with your keyboard

Olalan:
As much as body differs, it's common sense that the more guys a girl has the less tight she becomes, how do you then explain the fact that girls who have high body counts tend to be less satisfied by their husbands.

Mimzyy:
Ignore the dunce. He's just out to make trouble. Starve it of the attention it so much wants.

makydebbie:
Learn to mind your business, and if you don't have any reasonable thing to say, keep scrolling. You should be worried about being frustrated this early morning and not my situation.


Click on this link, and you're welcome.

https://www.hercampus.com/school/cau/benefits-minding-your-own-business

GAZZUZZ:
nah fcukaniser work be dat

I see it all the time, but there are some of my people who do not compromise, they call me when the engine is still attached to subframe, just before dismantling.

makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.

Mimzyy:
LONG POST ALERT.

On saggy boobs and 'loose' Vaginas.

Let's discuss and enlighten ourselves on common misconceptions which society uses to stigmatise women.

SAGGY BOOBS AND LOOSE VAGINAS.

A few days ago, I watched a clip of a very brave and beautiful Nigerian girl, Chidera Eggerue, on our British TV here. She is campaigning to end the stigma associated with saggy boobs with her #SaggyBoobsMatter. She wore a blouse with a plunging neckline and no bra. And her boobs are not firm. And she is a young girl! She is taking control and confronting the stigma associated with saggy boobs. She has not birthed any baby and yet has very saggy boobs. She said she used to be ashamed of her boobs but has now decided to take control back. She will not be made to feel ashamed of something she has no control over. She has naturally saggy boobs! Simple!

Some women have boobs that are naturally saggy. From the onset, it has not been firm and it has got nothing to do with the amount of sex they have had. It is just their genetic make up. Also, pregnancy and breastfeeding can make boobs lose their firmness. The amount of sex a woman has had does not determine how perky or saggy her boobs get to be.

Now, to the issue of loose vaginas. There is also a common misconception that a woman's Vagina gets slack if she has had a lot of joysticks going through it. Errmmm... NO. The Vagina is very very elastic! What is a joystick compared to a human being? A whole human being! If a Vagina can slacken because of small joystick( yeah... small joystick. I don't care how big a joystick is, it is still small compared to a baby), how is it supposed to allow the exit of a whole human being?

This is the truth - a vagina loosens up when aroused in readiness for penetration. And after sex, it tightens up again. Each woman is different. While one woman might have a large Vagina, the next woman might have a small Vagina. It is just the genetic make up of each woman.

Now, listen up guys! YOUR joystick IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO SLACKEN OUR VAGINA!!!

If you have sex with a girl and you feel she is not tight, and you are sure that it is not your joystick that is small, then, it is quite likely that the lady has a vagina that is big and that has nothing to do with the amount of joystick that has been in it. A man with a small joystick did not create his joystick. A woman with a big Vagina did not create her Vagina. Just as there is nothing wrong with a man having a small joystick, there is also nothing wrong in a woman having a big Vagina. The only problem, actually is those men who, knowing that they are the ones with a small joystick, try to slut shame a girl by saying she has a 'loose' Vagina or a man with a small joystick having zero pre-intimacy moves. That would be terrible!!!

A Vagina has no meter mbok. In the words of a friend, 'totoh no dey read meter'. You can NEVER know how many joysticks a vagina has had based on it's tightness. Stop stigamatising already! It is because of this stigma that some women lie about their number when asked. They say they have only had one lover and that is just to explain why there is no hymen to tear.

Heaven help that virgin with a big Vagina and who also did not bleed on the first intercourse (yes, not all women bleed on being disvirgined). If that lady was married to a typical misogynist man who is expecting blood and a tight Vagina...

Your joystick, no matter how big can NOT compare with a human being.

Your joystick, no matter how big, cannot slacken a Vagina.

The 3 things that can make boobs saggy and a Vagina 'loose' are:

Genetics

Motherhood

Ageing

Thank you!

#LeaveOurVaginasAlone

#Sex_cannot_slacken_a_vagina

#SaggyBoobsMatter

#IHaveRunOutOfHashtags

Ps... if you, as a lady wants to tighten your vagina, Kegels will do it for you. Just stop your urine mid flow whenever you go to pee. Once you know how to do that, you can do the exercise anywhere, I'm even doing it now as I'm typing this.

TheUpsetGirl:
see this broke idiot.
your mates are out there doing useful stuffs, all you can do is argue with women on nairaland..
wasted sperm

Onyochejohn:
all mechanics are fraudsters in nature

MissRaine69:
And change does not happen?
I am now a follower of Mazdayasna

masterpix:
go for New in ladipo market look for genuine person

GAZZUZZ:
Generators is where my journey began.
Meanwhile, what part is giving issues? The electrical or mechanical part?

MissRaine69:
You assume everyone on this planet is Christian....has it occured to you I might not be?

sacramento1212:
Kyb is not even original Toyota brand but just that it's better than other brands sold in the market. If Kyb is being sold for 50k, the Toyota will be sold for close to 100k.

MissRaine69:
He did not go to church he was Jewish. It is not mandatory to go to church on a specific day any day can be designated for this and the same applies for location. My faith is between myself and whomever/whatever it is I revere

Nicklaus619:
Thunder fall on you there U just rush come here to type *ok* in this sad thread ?

GAZZUZZ:
sadly it's business. You break it, you pay for it. It's also not a democracy

MissRaine69:
Jesus never went to church

GAZZUZZ:
in our company, we replace tyres after normal wear, any other thing that happens to tyres driver is responsible, and to ensure quality control,
he has to buy tyre through management/ after managements approval.

jaxxy:
Its not registered. That may get u a used one.

TheUpsetGirl:
women are mostly featured as servants, 2nd class citizens in Nollywood movies.
women are even forced to shave their hair when their husbands pass on, what a shame.
families seizes husbands properties and drive wives from home.


I hate watching nollywood movies smh

vicecardinal:
Please I need an advise on buying the 2003 nissan murano... Actually from jiji with the price ranging from 800 to a milli. Please... Thanks in view

Funkybabee:
Sex is NOT love. Love is not sex.
You can have sex and not be in love.
You can be in love and not engage in sex. A man may hate you and still have sex with you. Be wise. Using sex to manipulate a man will eventually fail. It is self deception to think that giving him sex will make him love you.
True Love will never force you to engage in sex. A man who doesn't love you will not change his mind because of sex. If he tells you to ‘prove your love’ by having sex with him. He is only using you. If he is in it for the sex, ‘better sex’ will take him away from you.
Making yourself his ‘sex slave’ is foolish. Love will never shame or degrade you. If you have made the mistake of trying to use sex to buy this man, now is the time to re-assess your relationship and build it on the right foundation. If he gets married to you because ‘the sex is good’, it will be fatal to your marriage. Let him get married to you because he loves you, honors you, feels a strong emotional, mental and spiritual connection with you and wants you to spend the rest of his life with u







https://beyondboilingpoint.com/five-ways-unknowingly-destroying-husband-killing-marriage/

MissRaine69:
Your mind is more corrupt then any Nigerian government past, present and future

Reeoman:
is the pc still booting up? If yes i will just advice you to download windows update troubleshooter and run it on ur pc.
The possible problem is that ur update file z corrupt