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ComputersRe: Done With Windows 10 Updates!! by Jazzlite(op): 11:20am On Apr 07, 2018
Cc
Computerboy
razak5
ComputersDone With Windows 10 Updates!! by Jazzlite(op): 11:18am On Apr 07, 2018
Seems Microsoft thinks PC's are now for play not work anymore. After spending so much time and money to download the 1709 update... the PC ends up with the error message 0x80072ee7.

Now I am fed up. I don't even care about the April 10 update deadline no more. After all I have a perfectly functioning PC which runs on a cracked version of Windows 7 superbly.
My question here is:
Now that I have decided to takeover my PC from Windows 10 endless updates... Do I have any reason to be worried.
Meanwhile I run an effective internet security software...

Cc
Gptech
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz Vitto Delivery Van 2001 Toks... 870k by Jazzlite: 10:05am On Apr 07, 2018
jaxxy:
SA
500k serious buyer
Car TalkRe: 300,000 Volkswagen Dumped In California Desert (Photos) by Jazzlite: 9:17am On Apr 07, 2018
castrol180:
Do you need one?

If yes! Then let me give you the contact of a Volkswagen dealer in Germany,
his market is always cheap
I need one of those junked ones.
CelebritiesRe: Fan Insinuates That Phyno Has Slept With Uriel Oputa. The BBNaija Star Reacts by Jazzlite: 9:04am On Apr 07, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
Which music is she into undecided
She be doing bedmeeting ringtones.
CelebritiesRe: Fan Insinuates That Phyno Has Slept With Uriel Oputa. The BBNaija Star Reacts by Jazzlite: 9:04am On Apr 07, 2018
AntiBrutus:
I don't go about chopping people, I am not a carnivorous animal.
Just give a figure from the "rape' tales to the Prince Charming fantasies... don't leave out the bathroom and multiple locations self-service portal access. Now give us a figure!!
CelebritiesRe: Fan Insinuates That Phyno Has Slept With Uriel Oputa. The BBNaija Star Reacts by Jazzlite: 8:58am On Apr 07, 2018
AntiBrutus:
And guys are proud of saying theirs?
The guy that will look me in the eye and proudly say his manhood has been around the world...that guy hasn't been born... smiley In fact, I am yet to meet such a guy, maybe I have sane guys in my circle.

Yes,they will keep pretending.
Till people stop being unnecessarily sanctimonious and judgemental.
Why do I get the feeling that being in your kini equates been around the world several times? Just can't shake the feeling
CelebritiesRe: Fan Insinuates That Phyno Has Slept With Uriel Oputa. The BBNaija Star Reacts by Jazzlite: 8:54am On Apr 07, 2018
AntiBrutus:
All these slow guys on internet.
Chop what? Let's assume there was a chop, then they chopped each other dumbhead!

Always making sex look like a loss to the woman.
Then complain when some women charge for maintenance and depreciation of the nunu... grin

Cute dog, by the way. I need one, for free cheesy. No chop for the person that'll be nice enough to give me.
You should be grateful if a man decides to take a trip with his joystick into your something.... Very grateful.... It is no loss but a great fortune has smiled on you. Do you know how long you have been washing the Kimberly hole without patronage... Need I say more?
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Reacts To His Name On Looters’ List Without PMB, VP, Tinubu's Names by Jazzlite: 4:43pm On Apr 02, 2018
GavelSlam:
This crack head received 600 million Naira for no plausible reason.

This numbskull doesn't realise you don't pay money to individuals but organisations. Saying otherwise means you and your principal were turning state funds into personal wealth.

Paying money to you in your name means you are the beneficiary of the loot.
Yawns.... Say something sensible...if you're capable.

PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Reacts To His Name On Looters’ List Without PMB, VP, Tinubu's Names by Jazzlite: 4:41pm On Apr 02, 2018
post=66367775:
OLE. THIEF. ARMED ROBBER.

In a sane society this mf and all the other looters will be rotten in jail by now.
See him still running his mouth!

There was a country!!!
He's not your father
Christianity EtcRe: "Buhari's 2-Day Visit To Lagos A Slap On Nigerian Christians" - Catholic Bishop by Jazzlite: 11:54am On Apr 02, 2018
Bnladan:
same set of people dat were crying foul play wen muric complained about waec timetable. Luk at ur hypocrisy
What's that?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Emir: Fani-kayode Accuses Tinubu, Osinbajo, Aregbosola Over Oba's Action by Jazzlite: 7:29am On Apr 02, 2018
FFK is spot on.
Christianity EtcRe: "Buhari's 2-Day Visit To Lagos A Slap On Nigerian Christians" - Catholic Bishop by Jazzlite: 7:24am On Apr 02, 2018
kolaaderin:
This people just wanna say anything to tarnish Buhari. What type of fuckeriiinng is this report for the sake of God.
The bishop is right. I think we Christians should be very wary going forward.
AutosRe: Honda Civic by Jazzlite: 4:51pm On Apr 01, 2018
[quote author=Cosplay post=66342673][/quote]Welcome back bro. Diportivo is oderibah.

FamilyRe: Things People Who Lived In Face To Face Houses Can Relate To by Jazzlite: 10:01am On Apr 01, 2018
Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!
Expect karma.
FamilyRe: Things People Who Lived In Face To Face Houses Can Relate To by Jazzlite: 9:46am On Apr 01, 2018
Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!
Definitely someone will repay you in the same coin.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Celebrates Birthday Of His Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow by Jazzlite: 9:40am On Apr 01, 2018
Dbanj keep your private life... even more private. Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Metuh Describes Inclusion In Looters List As Media Trial, To Seek Redress In Cou by Jazzlite: 5:15pm On Mar 31, 2018
pedel:
Intelligent people understands simple expression.
Hahaha and by some miracle you might be counting yourself among intelligent people .
PoliticsRe: Metuh Describes Inclusion In Looters List As Media Trial, To Seek Redress In Cou by Jazzlite: 5:01pm On Mar 31, 2018
pedel:
You see a burglar threatening the home owner.
The fact is that you collected money from NSA which you reasonably should know is a proceed of unlawful activities.
If you haven't
You mean he stole from the NSA's office? Very intelligent of you.
PoliticsRe: Metuh Describes Inclusion In Looters List As Media Trial, To Seek Redress In Cou by Jazzlite: 4:58pm On Mar 31, 2018
Lai Mohd just shot the APC federal government in the mouth
AutosRe: Honda Accord Naija Used 2003 Model For 600k by Jazzlite: 4:23pm On Mar 31, 2018
Shugarlord213:
Lol ur papa
Oh...ur father? Now I understand why you turned out like this. Kidnapper
AutosRe: Honda Accord Naija Used 2003 Model For 600k by Jazzlite: 4:19pm On Mar 31, 2018
Shugarlord213:
No be only ibadan na California Ole, thief barawo
Kidnapper
Car TalkRe: Suggest Cars For Me by Jazzlite: 4:16pm On Mar 31, 2018
Shugarlord213:
This guy is a thief sold a flooded car to my friend

Really looking for this barawo seriously
You are a kidnapper. Thank God for the op. You would have kidnapped him. God will surely expose you suddenly and unexpectedly very soon
AutosRe: Honda Accord Naija Used 2003 Model For 600k by Jazzlite: 3:31pm On Mar 31, 2018
Shugarlord213:
THIEF!!
Again now that you mentioned it. I believe that you are a thief. Op be careful with anyone chatting with you on WhatsApp from Ibadan. It could be this thief.
Car TalkRe: Suggest Cars For Me by Jazzlite: 3:29pm On Mar 31, 2018
ricktnum:
Hi, I know nothing about auto but wish to buy one btwn 2 and 3 million naira. Whc model do you suggest? Aesthetically, thr likes of RAV 4, Lexus or crv is ehat I fancy. I want to pepper these lecturers by buying the rides they ride! Suggestions pls. Must be economical in fuel consumption, automatic and strong...
Better not be my student.
AutosRe: Honda Accord Naija Used 2003 Model For 600k by Jazzlite: 3:27pm On Mar 31, 2018
Shugarlord213:
Imagine dealer way day use double moniker day challenge serious buyer

Abi una two wan kidnap me thieves
Now that you mentioned it. I believe that was your intention all along. Op please anyone who wants to buy your car should come to you not vice versa. May God protect you.
PoliticsRe: FFK Blasts APC For Not Including Rotimi Amaech's Name In Their Looters' List by Jazzlite: 4:15am On Mar 31, 2018
Vitriolic
PoliticsRe: Looters' List: Secondus Threatens To Sue Lai Mohammed by Jazzlite: 4:11am On Mar 31, 2018
doctokwus:
To join directionless political prostitute like you in same party?
I am not mad yet.
Kai... He represents nothing. Tonyebarcanista is what you described here and more...
PoliticsRe: Fg’s List Of Looters Laughable, Hollow – PDP by Jazzlite:
Hot lalasticlala mynd44


This new PDP talkman sabi the job.
AutosRe: Honda Accord Naija Used 2003 Model For 600k by Jazzlite: 9:30pm On Mar 30, 2018
Shugarlord213:
Oga jazzlite i am a serious buyer and already stated my conditions of which if I am not buying I will give him 10k-12k for the stress and fuel


Now swerve
So you want him to bring it to Ibadan for your perusal? Chai chai chai.... This is strong.
AutosRe: Honda Accord Naija Used 2003 Model For 600k by Jazzlite: 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2018
Shugarlord213:
I can pay if you can deliver it to Ibadan. If those are the only issues with correct and up to date papers. Our transaction should not last past 40 mins tho
Are you for real? So you can be this disrespectful just because he wants to sell his car... He should turn into your errand boy? ... Too bad
Car TalkRe: What Are Differences Between The 6-cylinder Engine And The V6 Engine? by Jazzlite: 8:07am On Mar 30, 2018
otopxy:
Toyota muscle(muzzle) camry 2009
Find Gazzuzz timifakay kingreign sopperescue to advise you. But I don't think you are worthy of using a v6.

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