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Beennkumar: She's cooking for two.

Definitely not! No goat head.

Ok sire . I'm sure you must finished with the meal by now?

BrownKnight: yes i was and d mission has been accomplished.

*opening the snake venom* cheers

Hmmmm.......care to tell me what this mission is/was?

AfricanApple: ah! okay o

take over gini. mbok I like where I dey o.



that reminds me I was asking u about ur sch d other day

And I replied you in the hausa classroom na .

Na ce na fita daga makaranta a Ibadan . Ki fahinta?

BrownKnight: new? Hmmmm prolly, prolly not


lol i'm on tour

Buhehehehe . Obviously you ain't new . Most prolly you're on some mission, yes?

Anyway, hope you're enjoying the tour?

r231: Obinoscopy.......

You don't want to know how many emails, text msgs, lawyer or wanna be lawyer and death threats I have received since you rack her up

Buhehehehe .

Seriously? They must be a bunch of jokers . How come I didn't get any?

BrownKnight: I'm in between, neither here nor there

Hmmmm......so you seem new in these parts ma'am, are you on tour or is your guy showing up soon?

Beennkumar: She's cooking now. Definitely not cold.

Really? I hope we get an invite to the palace to come and eat o.

*whispers to him*.....I also hope we get to eat goat head o

r231: But you get a medal and she gets a ban

Sorry I thought I replied you sire .

I'm not sure from whose hands I'm supposed to claim the medal sir

farano: Thanks so much...I've forgiven him too Thanks for the song too

Aha!!!! Hallelujah!

*turns to him*

KingTom, oya go and sin no more o. If Lady farano come complain again na sack we go sack you o .

Beennkumar: She's at our home.

Hehe . Ok good. Is she feeling cold?

Beennkumar: LOL. She's not lost.

Meaning you've found her?

KingTom: Chai

Eeya!!! Pele. Sisi na dabi eni wipe o n binu si e gan o

BrownKnight: lol no need to apologise
nah nt all knights

I see.....So what sort of knight are you -good or evil?

AfricanApple: when will u retire from this work

When I have finished learning hausa mami .

Or would you want to take over the work from me?

Babe2sure: Yeah! That is all for now. Always on point in terms of service delivery.

Okies ma'am . You're welcome. How's your club performing in the UCL?

BrownKnight: Epic thanks


*clears throat*
and to correct all misconceptions i'm a girl

Haaaa!!!!

https://gpfarah.com/gpfarahcom/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/surprise.jpg

My sincere apologies ma'am, but I assumed that all Knights were males .

Beennkumar: LOL. I'm looking for my Sweetie

What?!!!! How did she get lost?

*starts organizing a search party *


*starts the search *

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KingTom: I troway 100 tuale to you. You don catch one of the biggest fish for water. Ride on

Buhehehehe . You sef catch BIG fish con dey take am play anyhow, why na?

BrownKnight: aiite, bring it on i've got d antidote in my bloodstream

Hahahaha . No problems sire.

*serves him*

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So how is your night going?

KingTom:

Baba why you dey close mouth dey open am na?

No be news say I don hang my own boots o .

BrownKnight: anything chilled will do

Erm.....how about chilled snake venom beer sir?

KingTom: Abeg play am o Epe doctor, my heart is bleeding

*plays Boyz2Men on bended knees for him and farano *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSUSFow70no

BrownKnight and GhostFreak I welcome you both.

*guides them to comfortable seats*

What shall I serve you gentlemen tonight?

KingTom: Jbluv55 I let work get in the way of me telling the most beautiful woman in Nairaland (Farano) just how I feel, and now she's punishing me.

Haba Oga!! You sef nawa for you o. And you nor even tink am say somborry else fit carry am go?

Ko da bayen nau, abi Shey o mo pe Romoke l'omo yen ni .

Oya even tho' you be king, go down on bended knees make I play Boyz2Men for una

KingTom: ***Falls from airtel mast***
So it is true!
***Runs away with legs touching back***

Buhehehehe .

You sure say your back never break Bros?

farano: A bottle of water dear

He's here now ask him

Here you go ma'am

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Dasani.jpg

Aaaww!!! But he has just explained and he says he's sorry na. Ejoor na preeety one

SpcAgtOko: This is going to need a private room.

*takes him by the hand and leads him away*

*takes her hand and walks away with her into a private room*

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farano: The thing go soon cut im heart, kidney and bladder

The Lady farano . Welcome once again ma'am .

What shall I serve you?

*whispers to her*.....and wetin my king do you na?

Beennkumar:

*talks in Dre11's voice*....why are you twisting your neck like that sire? You wanna break it?

KingTom: I have just received terrible news from the wooing thread make it table for one. But keep the wines

Buhehehehe . Oga I think say you be gladiator na . Na that one con cut your liver?

SpcAgtOko: I have something for you...

https://media.tumblr.com/8062216515a557c051d949e2c76e3461/tumblr_inline_nbc8y1raWO1qhgb5g.jpg

Is it something I can have here or shall we migrate into...*clears throat*....

holyboss: hehe who else b d Oga arbi no b Jbluv bar I dey so

I get Oga wen dey in charge of funds but you can always pay directly to me .