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rozzay: Hmmm ok. Lemme have soft drink pls am watching my weight

watching weight?

*dashes to profile to check pix and beholds a true beauty*

Wow!!!

*whispers to her*......please thank your mum very well on my behalf o...

And you don't seem to be too 'oroboish' na

*serves her*

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shayoor: Life is going on fine and smooth with the help of God,they are moving, the ones that refuse to move na to push and drag them Oº°˚˚°º

*clears throat* what do you have on ground? I don't need anything that willl make me heavy and i need a gentle guy to keep ma company

Torh!!! Let's thank God for His mercies on us .

Erm......we have all the finest local and international foods and wines. Just name it and you shall have it .

As for the gentle guy,...*whispers to her*.... are you saying Dre11 isn't gentle enough? If so, shall I summon nitlad or 9icegee .

KingTom:

Baba agbalagba, bawo ni?

rozzay: Haba maybe spring or oceania. Lolz

Oceania seems more befitting and sounds sexy too . So I get to start referring to you as Oceania .

So what shall I offer today?

AfricanApple: meigida, ya ka ke, ya jin dadi


all the above mentioned, sanun Ku fa

Barka da Jimoh mama na . Me kin dafa yau?

Edykul: Tanks so much oooo.Such a huge relief.Am fyn,hope u r too.

I'm good ma'am, VERY GOOD . So, you seem new in these parts of NL, yes?

rozzay: Yeeeels of cos, I drinks




































Lots of




































Water, lolz

Haha . Water ke? You mean she should have named you 'Water' instead?

shayoor: Not Afolashayo but omofolashayo
Ijo meta nii, oke ohun ni koje ki a ri oke tibe
i thank God, am good
How are you too?

Oh!! Noted! But kinni iyato l'arin Afolashayo Ati Omofolashayo na?

I'm good too dear. How's life with you? Hope things are moving as you are pushing them?

BTW, Dre11 asked me to treat you like a queen(even tho' I already know you are one ). So what shall I offer you?

rozzay: Thank u sir, its rily my birth name like I said on one thread wen someone asked me, my mum was told dat I'd love drinking wen I was born so she just gave me d name. Lolz

Buhehehehe . Drinking indeed .

So do you enjoy drinking more than eating?

Edykul: Hehehehhehehhe,abeg d weather here hot wella.I need a bottle of chilled fanta.

Right away ma'am .

*serves her*

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So how are you? The hot weather is probably indicating that harmattan will soon be here I guess.

shayoor: I'm here, anything for me

Afolashayo . O ma to Jo meta ke. How have you been?

rozzay: Good day Mr JBLUV

Mami Rozzay welcome. Bawo ni?

*whispers to her*.....was Rozzay in any way formed from Rose?

dre11: Where is shayoor......
She said she will be here very soon...


Pls Jb if she is here just take good care of her...
Where is neighy mah guy

FIXED!!!

Will do just that sire .

dre11: So miztola was here....
Did mariah tell u that I do ask about u from her

Chairman sir! Compliments of the Weekend to you sire .

Welcome lady Edykul .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you ma'am?

[quote author=cirmuell post=/post/26831592]What's with the "post" in front of every quote abeg? [/quote]Its simply referring to the post quoted by the user you quoted i.e if the user quoted any post

[quote author=miztola post=/post/26831202]Not telling [/quote]LOL @ NL turning "quotes" to "post" .

Seun don come again o

Oya talk na, you know I won't bite

[quote author=woky post=/post/26829754]Lafia.. Yaya gida?[/quote]Gida lafiya, mu gode Allah! Kwana biyu ba mu gan ka ba, ina ka je?

[quote author=woky post=/post/26829775]na only her I wan tell o.. [/quote]Hahahaha . Nawa o. Until she comes then abi?

miztola: I ve not been hiding o.........just been here and there

R/S abi?

Arva: As the car made contact with my fragile body, all our memories passed by my eyes.

I didn?t think about the pain. I thought about the things I would miss: My High School graduation,
getting married, having children.

And then, I thought about you. Your smile, your soft hair, the sound of your laugh. All of that would be gone, out of my reach, but the memories will never fade. I will never forget you. You will eventually move on, but all I ask from you, is remember me. Remember our good times, and remember our bad times. Remember our fights, and remember our apologies.

My body lands in a heap on the side walk. Blood forms a pool around me. I hear screams from all directions. The car swerves and hits a tree. The driver, injured and clearly intoxicated, stumbles out of the car to my side. I'm so sorry. He slurs before I lose consciousness.

After what feels like century , I come to my senses. Brief images are played like a movie. People are yelling as ambulances arrive on scene. I formed a lump in the back of my throat, when I saw that you weren't there.

The pain of the accident sank in, and I
quietly cried out in pain. My Mother rested my head on her lap as she silently wept.

A car tore down the road and stopped by one of the ambulances. Out you stepped of car and my slowing heart skipped a beat. Before you could get to my body, a paramedic stopped you and said something I could not hear. You ran past him to my side and knelt down.

Tears streamed down your face. I love you, You choked. I could feel myself being lifted up onto the stretcher.

You took hold of my hand, and kissed me on my bloody lips. I looked you straight in the eyes and said, ?I love you too?, but it only came out as a whisper.

Doctors all around me rushed, but it was as if they were in slow motion. I realized that my final seconds were passing. I gripped your hand and said, Don't forget me, as my heart beat its last time.

A teardrop fell from my left eye as I read this . The picture is so vivid in my mind's eye and if I were 'he', I would never forget her

woky: nagode

Ba komai maigida . Yaya yau?

miztola: Yes sir.....howz the bar going??

Adupe o omo to dun. Where have you been hiding? Hope not under that iroko tree that MondiSweets used to love to be before .

woky: Bros no be small thing hapun oo

Hahahaha . Oya gist us na abi na only lertee you wan tell ni?

woky: I wouldn't hav been crying had it been my nyt was like urz..

What happened sir? Your wifee ran away?

miztola: I was here!

You are welcome dear . Hope you're good?

woky: Jbluv abeg give me that thing Wey I dey always take


I dy vex!

Good morning and Here you go sire .

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jacabi: africanapple, arewaqueen, paretomaster, jbluv55, silkmoth33 et al: inakwana! yaya da safeya?(I mean good morning! how was your night?)

Rather you should say "Good morning! Hope you (all) woke up well?" = "Ina kwana! Ka/Ki/(Kun) tashi lafiya?"

To which I will reply "I woke up well" = "Na tashi lafiya"

Note that "Kun" = "You all"
Do you understand? = Ka gane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0SgwWmF9w

glitest:

You miss me ke?.

Night crawler .

How are you ma'am?

SpcAgtOko: *locks the door*

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*pushes him against the wall and kisses him*

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I see that you haven't taken anything today sweetie. I prepared this just for you

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Wow!!!! You lips taste like honey dear .

*eats food with speed*

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Yummy!!! I love the food dear .

r231: They don't have you number or email address but your name does come up a lot. In all their mails

Hahahaha . Kids they must be then . And the more the reason I believe that account wasn't being run by a female or better still by a sane female .

They'll get over it with time .