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Sehindemi: Just a glass of any non-acoholic wine will do..
Waitin plz..

Here you go dear .

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So anything for us tonight?

neighy: JBLUV55... Boss Abeg mak we work APRIL07 employment papers abeg ... She'll surely improve working spirit

Buhahahaha . Shall we start by giving her your salary

AirborneLacer: Bluv I'm yet to get my Lager.

See as your bar just full and your service come get K-leg

Ever considered hiring a bartender? A female to be precise. Or don't you trust your old boy around such employees?

I served you a long time ago sire . You prolly got carried away by ....*clears throat*....

jnrbayano: JBluv55, you know how we do it...

Here you go sire

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IBOGIRL1: Nwanne di n'amba, odogwu nwoke jb55. I sight u. Yes we shall neva go wanting. My day cudnt hav bin any beta,not when u treated me to dat classic palmwine and isiewu. My day was xcellent jhoor,hop urs was?

So anything for the boys and gehs this lovely Friday evening?

*sights cutehally, welcomes her*

Good evening and Welcome ma'am .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge *

What shall I serve you this byoootiful evening ma'am?

Emvin: *seats comfortably* emmmm Mr jbluv55 (or what do I call u) tankss 4 d warm reception. U are really dedicated

I wudn't mind a bottle of palmy wit isiewu

You're welcome sire . Hope you had a lovely day?

*serves him*

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ambyzown: This is a welcome change from all the cursing, insulting and tribalism that pervades so many other threads here on NL. Kudo guys for keeping it real and matured.
*Takes a seat in the shaded corner of the room with a clear view of everything going on around, and orders marula cream on ice*

Welcome sire . We are glad when you are happy .

Here you go

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Sehindemi: Oh we thk God..
Ekiti z kinda far to our place though!

We're safe & sound here..
Thkz huh

Nice one dear .

Oya what shall I serve you tonight? I nor wan see your red eyes today o .

jnrbayano: Here I am

Woky and Jb I greet una

Chief Chief. Welcome sir .

Erm.....I was thinking the other nick was your alter ego .

How was your day sir?

MizMyColi:
Hi Airbornelacer

Have we met?

Hello ma'am . How are you this lovely weekend?

AirborneLacer: Bluv you know it's a shame that I only get to grace this space only on Fridays. You don't have to blame me really, this is all down to the nature of my job.

Can I have my favourite?

Its quite understood Sir Lacer, and we do appreciate it that you still make out time to come at all .

*serves him*

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So, I hope work wasn't too demanding today?

April07: Yeah.. We should.. its been a big challenge.. thank God for retentive memory tho..

Thanks again.

Jbluv swiery I hope you're doing great.. I'll have the usual dear.. thanks

Here you go mami April07.

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Beennkumar: Observe no more.

How are you doing?

I'm fine sire .

And why didn't you invite Victoriousvic to the party y'day?

IBOGIRL1: Eweeeeeh jb55 nwannem,ur mouthed. What a way to entertain d lolo hersef. And for the records,in my ova ten years of masticating goat heads,neva hav i done one as goatish and sweet as dis, and i must say dis palmwine,dis palmwine is almost a liquid dat must have been tapped from heaven's own palmtree. Chaiiii jb nwannem e gbuom oooo. Ur lounge and obi shall neva cease human traffic... Ase

Agu nwayi herself . I dey feel you o. Thanks for the prayers .

How was your day?

daveP: u en white water sha!! (look around) Jbluv55 how far?

Am fine bro . How was your day?

dechandel: Dont forget to state your observations when you're done

Howdy?

I won't dear .

I'm fine. How was your day?

papindinho: lol... Great Ife is doing it great all around o.

That's good bro. So how was your day?

lertee: Oh chief bartender,i'm fine tonight,thanking God it is friday .

Hope you had a good day?

Oh! That makes us uncountable

My day was full of stress but that is over now .

Hope you don't plan on taking yogurt again today?

woky: How many Times you go ask me how work

give me gulder make I drink jor..

U see jobsat34 and that beb wey I dy always cary for my ferrari??

I don see jobsat34 this morning o. He promise say he go show this evening sha

*serves him*

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AirborneLacer: You're welcome dear.

I'm doing good, and thanks for asking.

You know I was hoping to interract with you more on the other thread. Get to know how often you get those ish and how you get to manage 'em on your own, but it's ok, we'd get that chance someother time.

In the meantime, let's buy for ourselves some Friday fun

Bluv we need you over here, come have our orders please.

Evening sire .

*turns to the lady*

Evening ma'am .

What shall I provide you both sire?

SmellMyFart: I get treated like an outcast here. Isn't farting inherent in every human?

Sorry sire, was only trying to reduce the stress you'd be facing spraying perfumes every minute .

lertee: I'm reading different stories everyday..**sobbing**
Is it now a crime to date a rich senator..?
My uncle will need to settle this matter for us
Uncle olubukato,where art thou?

Uncle jbluv,i need hanky please

Here you go ma'am

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woky: jnrbayano will be here soon..
Whispers bak to him.. Yes!*

Ok sire .

How was work today?

Tovot: No Jb, I have my own ride. Its another weekend! Hurray! GOD IS GREAT!

We thank God for his mercies on us .

So how are you this evening? I can sense the happiness anyway

Intacta: I'll buy wen m ready..

Chief Woky asked that I serve you. I'm sorry I didn't understand him in time .

So what shall I bring?

woky: Jb! Shebi I tell u make u serve her..

Haaa!!!! Sorry I didn't hear you sir . Will do that right away .

SmellMyFart: *sprays perfume* hiya

Hello sir, g'evening.

*attaches plug-in air fresheners around his seat and table *

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So, what shall I serve you this evening sire?

lertee: I need to eye you really,you are so hansum and rish

Lord have mercy

Lertee Lertee, how are you this evening?

STENON: Lol....Before nko?

Hehehe....you didn't understand me did you?

Intacta: Osalobua ooo.... If I hear..

Buhahahaha .

G'evening ma'am . Has any of your wooers offered to buy you a drink yet?

Jnrbayerno: nop

Aha!!! There you are sire . Welcome .

*guides him to a seat *

The similarity between the nicks made me feel either they were owned by the same person or there was some kind of relationship .

So what shall I serve you sir?