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Mondisweets: i have been practising on how to be a good girl

But you've always been a good girl na . Or am I missing something?

olubukato: boring and yours?

abeg who be dat ibogirl1..

Mine was strenuous but it has gotten better .

Erm......na one of our good customers o . Make she con siddon beside you?

Adufetohposh: ogun state, ijebu ode.

Omo ilu momsi mi .

How's life na?

IBOGIRL1: Chaaiii,is it osadebe or oliver d coque or morroco, bongo or bright chimezie........ Which one do u want me drop? *currently testing and sampling my vocal cords*

Oliver D' Coque go make sense o Lolo .

lertee: Thanks but no thanks for keeping me waiting .

Yeah I did mention that,i have never voted before,i actually do not see a need for it.

As a matter of fact,I think I prefer the military rule.

Lol you wish you can

Haaa!!!! E ma binu na .

I think I should be able to guess your reasons for not wanting to vote. No wahala .

About military rule? There are times I also had wished for it in place of this demonstration of craze that we currently have but I think we all know its an outdated kind of regime and so let's just allow it to remain in its grave .

STENON: @ JB my luvie and Dearest Harlos, Goodnight and sleep well....


Pls kindly remember to close ur two eyes before sleeping...

I wish you a successful weeknd....Gracias!!

Odaro dear

*gives her a hug*

Sehindemi: *receives with both handz*
Thkz Jb..
U're rlly nice today..

Nothin much jare
Hope U're cool like me?

You're welcome Demi . I'm glad we were able to put a smile on your face tonight .

I'm cool and cold o .

Beennkumar: I thought KelvinGraphics did that.

Obviously he didn't because Victoriousvic claims he didn't get an invite

He felt bad that he was neglected.

jnrbayano:

JBluv55 pls serve him Tequilla on me

Yes sire

Mondisweets: God forgive u

Aha!!! Mondidearest, I've missed you like kilode .

Where have you been dear?

neighy: l0l... Datx not fair bro.. Buh i wont mind if april07 gives me somTin in RETURN

Hehehe . And What could that be?

AirborneLacer: Give April07 the job already.

Some men will make here their sanctuary

Would that include you?

STENON: owkay. mo ti n gbo

So what do I serve you dear?

olubukato: ur head dey dia jare omoluabi

How your day today?

Caseless: do u want me to keep tappin bumbum?

Even me sef don stop to dey tap bumbum o . Na MondiSweets own I tap last and that was before NL tsunami

Adufetohposh: yes u can.

Omo ilu wo ni e?

April07: Dear Jb,

Make sure the pay is high if not I no go work!

Hehehe . Ok dear, how much are we talking about sef?

Adufetohposh: *salivating * this looks great. U re a life saver... Day mii waa alrite

You're welcome ma'am .

So can I ask a question?

neighy: Wia... DRE11, AfricanApple and SpcAgtOko...
@JBLUV55 my subscription don finish... I av 2 wait till monday to subscribe... I jex wan cari dis 1 enta sunday evnin...so i av to keep my surfing low... Bear wit me I haven't been attending to customers lately...

No qualms bro . I feel you

Caseless: love, it is me, ur boy!!! I promised dat lady i wont tap bumbum again and, i'v since stopped that.
I'm a changed man, baby.
Hep me thank that eastern lady; she's wonderful.

Buhehehehe

olubukato: hmmmm..holy water pls.
thank u uncle jb

Buhehehehe . Ok sir!!

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IBOGIRL1: Woh do d lovely boys and gehs want from the effable and amiable lolo dis fun friday evening. Ur demand is my supply

You could use your sweet voice to sing us an Igbo song

AirborneLacer: Thanks man, you just saved a life

You still need a barmaid.

You're welcome sire .


As for the waitress(es), alomosweets should be resuming duty soon plus....*whispers to him*...... we already have an application from April07 and by the time we review it she just might be getting a job here too .

olubukato: https://i.imgur.com/Hkq3c.gif

Baba o . Make I bring star join abi na lagend .

Adufetohposh: Jbluv55, what do u av for me tonight? I dnt mind hot peppersoup though....

Here you go dear .

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Bawo ni day e sisi toh posh?

*sights Adufetohposh, approaches her*

Welcome ma'am . How are you tonight?

STENON: .....Absolutely Yes and No......

Sorry I thot I replied you dear.

I was referring to the rains and the cold weather....its exactly the same here .

Ma binu si mi so'gbo?

SmellMyFart: hehehe. I thought otherwise. Thanks anyway.

Do you have Cheese balls here?

Sorry we just got our supplies sir .

Here you go

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vosquare: jbluv55,kum o

Yes sir.

AirborneLacer: Are you serious? Choi!

**Phew

My brother I got carried away by nature, I was beholding the wonderful work of God. The stars, moon et al

Oya na serve me another bottle, they don steal that one. I can't find it on my table.

Here you go sir .

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lertee: Jbluv55,i placed an order since..it's taking too long..
Caseless,are you just waking up?

You've been served ma'am. Sorry for the delay .

So you mentioned that you won't be voting?

lertee: Nice..

I've asked to be taught how to take rum,you didn't oblige me ..

Anyways,i will take farouz and misterpotato

My sincere apologies for bringing it late ma'am. Had to go order your chips specially .

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