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papindinho: Yea, been like years. Nah, I'm in Ife. Wow! KelvinGraphics kwa! Oya serve me anything servable jor....lol

Ok. How's Great ife?

Erm......na that one fit cause kasala o. the last time wey somborry make that kind order, na with cutlass e start to dey chase me o when someone else bin tell am say the Lokili meat wey we serve am na *** meat .

Xtarxhyne: m fine hun

Hope you came with your bikini sha . The pools have been declared open o

Beey: I've been good JB.Thanks for asking. It feels nice to have friends whose faces I've never seen but yet, genuinely care about me.Thanks.I hope you are also doing well.

Thank God you are here now dear. We are having a party today o - its KelvinGraphics birthday .

Hope you won't mind joining in the parry .

Samadict: The party don start? Will join y'all soon. I've got to freshen up and change into my party dress. Jbluv....i dey come.

The parry almost start o. We dey expect you o. Make sure you carry your swimsuit come o cos we don declare the pools open too .

Dayjhihannon01: yes bro... But wetin u wan take am do nah? Youv got a wonderful place here already... So what on ground for now... Agenda of the pari and so on..
?

Hahahaha . This one na bar o and na NL property o or you nor dey see the Star wey dey main entrance ni .

This your question get as e be o. I think say you dey the LOC ni?

olubukato:

Baba o . How are you sir? Tis been a while .

PrincessB1: Gud to hear dat...... Bikini ke, swimwear ni..... enjy ursef cuz me i no fit swm .... abi u go teach me

Hehehe . I wouldn't have minded teaching you but erm.......

I know someone Who's capable of teaching you properly .

naijaboiy: I know i'm invisible

*pulls him by the nose, he screams *......you are not invisible sire .

*guides him to a seat*

What shall we offer you?

lertee: Thanks sir,how's your day going?

Hollandia yoghurt with chips

Hollandia and chips? . Right away o .

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My day is going great o. Na registration palava again o .

Spaxon: thanksss dearie.
oohh I missed you guys dre11 missmossy liamm kelvingraphics joecutie obinoscopy holyboss
I love u all

I've been asking about you sha, heard you went to pluto, yes?

All the same welcome back dear . Missed ya too .

Dayjhihannon01: *Enters lounge and surveys under is Kung Lao hat**

Jbluv55... How av u been? Tis been a while.. Am sowie av been away building my crib too... Am here to sample the landscape we av 2nite for KelvinGraphics... Meanwhile I'v also brought you something to toast for recent chelsea victories...

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Cheers Brova!!!!

Hahahaha . Crib ke? I better start thinking of building a crib too then .

Tis been a while truly. You do well o. Up Chelsea .

jobsat34: something wey no go affect the item no 7 for kelvin re_naming parry...
hmm lemme see, i go give you small wahala do oo
a gourd of palmwine (undiluted) (for a start)
+ one pelebe bottle of Ibile
+ 2 wraps of chin-chin (eja gbigbe)
small calabash for me to mix am myself..
Hope i do not ask too much shey??

Here's the gourd of pammy

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*pours some inside calabash for him*

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*whispers to him*.....this your chinchin and ibile confuse me o .

cirmuell: e don start?

Very soon o .

*Sights KALU01, approaches and welcomes him*

Welcome sire .

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I serve you?

STENON: Hmmmm....bt you dnt tell me before
na!!....Owkay...Let me try to join you guys... bt I'm kinda shy to enter
alone

You mean to enter the pool? . Don't worry, harlos and neighy should be here to ensure you aren't alone

*sights merit12 and lertee @ the entrance*

Welcome buriful ladies .

*guides them to seats in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer you ladies? .

vosquare: *enters gently*

How are you sir? I can see you have been given a seat .

kaybee3: lol actually I follow someone here but bro two plastic of origin will do

Right away sire .

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Will that be all? We have declared the swimming pools open for the birthday o .

Spaxon how are you dear? Tis been a while o .

*guides her to a special seat*

What shall I serve you?

cirmuell: the latter of course

I hope I can help it...

Reserve my VVIP section sha, and probably a room

Buhahahaha .

Done sire . What shall I serve you?

STENON: Emmmmm...........*Clears throat*...Bt hmmmmm.......

More Power to the strength of our nicknames Interpreter..... Learning new things in JB bar....

Buhahahaha . Learning new tinz indeed

jobsat34: i will send my boys to rob this beer parlour one day one day...

if not for Kelvingraphics birthday parry holdin forth later today, i for do that thing sheecow is best known for now...

Baba nor vex o. Na consultations as per the parry na im we dey do o.

Up Chelsea sire. Wetin make I serve you?

PrincessB1: Abi na Am gud...... wat abt yu

Am alright dear. Hope you came with your bikini today o. We are having a pool party o

Kaybee3 welcome sir .

*guides him to a seat*

I'm guessing you here for the birthday sire, what shall I serve you?

jobsat34: Piss or Peace....

I learnt someone is doing a re_naming ceremony today...

where is the register pls..

Hehehe . Na re-naming ceremony true true .

Peace ni o baba . How you dey na?

dechandel: Uncle Jbluv55 and kelvingraphics
When is the party starting?
Time pls?

Okay?
What n what happened?
Cos i guess you were so busy

He'll soon be here to tell us o but I'm guessing 4pm .

Preciousone4ril: superb sir. How abt urs?

Wonderful too sire . We are celebrating the birthday of a celebrity

SpcAgtOko: *hugs him tight and steals a kiss too*

*hugs her tight too then looks into her eyes*......you look happy this morning dear. What's your secret?

STENON: Tnx Dearie....I'm gentle here...
Goodafternoon ...Hope ur day is going Good and Gooder....? Lolz

..... Staring at JBluvie ...... Greeting him with smiling face frm a Far distance....

Hello STENON, good day to you . Its party time. Did you come with your dancing shoes?

cirmuell: but na Dre dey do dat one na

Me, I will just come, stare, play with and go back home. *evil grin*


I no go bring my babe na, thiefry people go plenty for here

Dre? Did you mean to say Dr Dre or Dre11 .

Play with, but make you nor waka go with wetin you nor waka come with o .

Ok I don hear you .

dre11: Morning guy man
Ur oga do come bar;-\





Didn't see u again last night
Aw u dey

Lovely night I did have

Rankadede, see me here o . Anything for me?

AfricanApple: it was fantastic. yours?

Cokastic