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lilhansome: *walks in holding sagging trouser with bottle of red label* Yes! I don arrive... shoutout to them ogas for here: iceberylin i see you boss
Jbluv baba i see you oo...
marieolae... na you i find come here ooo... hope you understand
*starggers and finds a seat and sits down*

Welcome bro . What do I serve you?

iceberylin: Lorlaahlozz
Jbluv55 ĤÁVĔ Ú ĞĨVĔŃ ŤĤĨŚ ĎÁMŚĔĹ ŚŐMĔŤĤĨŃĞ ŤŐ ŤÁĶĔ

Will do that right away sire .

*approaches Lorlaahlozz*

How are you omoba? Tis been a while o. What do I serve you?

naijaboiy: Don't listen to them....

Come let's go,,i've got a hotel room prepared for us...
After party...

Jbluv55 please do the needful,,hotel room please

*guides them to their room*

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April07: You're so sweet..

You're welcome .

Tovot: I am calling it a night. O daro. sharrap dia! It wasnt amebo . its called gist redefinedd

Odaro dear . Abi would you be needing a cab to take you home?

Tovot: Thief geh! Brenda you have insect eye. Abi jbluv55?

Na today you sabi say April07 nor dey joke with better tin?

Cheriepet: tanks dear

*guides her to a seat in the MVP lounge*

On the orders of the celebrant ma'am, what/who shall I bring for you?

Xtarxhyne: screams Tosluv12

Waited but I didn't see her o

Beey: Lol, am also young. I got a couple of years to go before thirty hopefully, but guess I just have boundaries, for when I approach areas beyond my comfort zone which probably makes me sound like my Mom.Lol

I understand dear . Don't mind some lovers, they don't feel ashamed to express feelings and desires openly.

So how are you?

ggrin: thank you DOC! Ur kini is big o

*spreads ma pant*

Bounce back to bar
*jbluv55 what's up here? I need chilled 506BM drink*

What sorta drink is that ma'am?

neighy: JBLUV55 employ her pls... And she sld b in ma department...

We'll look into her matter tomorrow .

neighy: l0l... JBLUV55 ur property hand don dey come below my belt oo

E be like say you dey look for sack letter since but you nor sabi how you go take talk am abi?

I dey come so'gbo?

April07: The usual, honey... Cosmo... thanks

Here you go

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SpcAgtOko: Do your thing babe. Your bar needs you this night. I will be waiting over there for you.

. You are so understanding and that's why I love you babe .

*gives her a peck and dashes away to finish serving *

Suley316: *comes in with brazilian chics looks around* hey Jbluv55, I'm here, now give every bruh here 1 of these brazilian girls... Na sourveneir

Find me one correct african babe , I'd prefer marieolae but neldrizzy hmmm

Just get me a fine babe, with to rolls of weed , 5 shisha pots... Thanks bruh

Erm.......just select the babe you like from the many there are sir .

As for the weed, we don't have it here sire but you can go to that other hotel to get it sir

*points @ kolabo hotel *

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Tovot: Are you the waiter? Let brenda's lazy self do somework. Then give me her salary

April07, your punishment has been spelt out. Oya com here and do the needful .

*whispers to Tovot*......what shall you have tonight?

AfricanApple: nope I've not. didn't know who to order from, everyone is darn busy.

Nor mind that my Assistant neighy . E nor even tell me say nobody don serve you.

Oya wetin I go bring?

Neldrizzy: Jbluv55 abeg i need some pounded Yam with ogbono soup.. for me, claireshan and marieolae

Here you go sire .

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How about your guests?

naijaboiy: Jbluv55 I have a guest here,,suley316 please attend to his orders

Right away sire .

*turns to suley316*

What shall I serve you sir?

AfricanApple: oh really? being a celeb on nl is being a celeb in Nigeria? besides who is the celeb here.

Have you been served ma'am?

chibwike: just get me pepper soup(chicken own) and some red wine

Here you go sire.

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lanicky: Fried rice nd 2 chicken laps

Here you go dear

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SpcAgtOko: Thanks sweetie!

Sorry I neglected you dear, some peeps do not mind having my head for dinner . Will soon be with you. And I'll deal with whoever is harassing you this night .

marieolae: thanks. Please I need white wine

Here you go ma'am .

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April07: Go jor.. I've met a fine boy *winks at Dayjhihannon01*

Oya nor vex na. @ least make I serve you something .

Xcapist: Champagne please. Thank you.

Here you go sire for you and your date

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zicoraads: Ma favorite...Irish cream

Here yu go sir

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Sehindemi: >quote author=Jbluv55]
Oya ma binu na omoba . What shall I serve you?

*whispers to her*.....mosquitoes plenty o, make I fry some give you
U got me

Gimme sum snappily,with cold water 4rm d dispenser

Here you go dear .

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chibwike: wats in the kitchen

everything o. What do you need?

Xtarxhyne: jbluv55 s in charge

Lanicky what shall I offer you?

laplace19: Lolz.... thanks JB....

I was just busy following you guys since I didn't come with any babe...

A glass of water will be ok for now,bro

Here you go

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