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KelvinGraphics: **Drives in with my Private Aeroplane**

Where erm M.C Leetunechi and Boss JBLUV55.... Please come and pave way for me so i can locate the High table, this crowd of beautiful and handsome boys here wana kee me and my Wife Cdamsel... Chaiii, mehn we are feeling like Celebrities

I hope everybody has been having fun in here... JB, please can i have the best wine you have in your fridge for myself?? U can come over and ask my wife what she would wanna take.

Where erm D.J. Please loud that music a lil bit. I want even America to know that something is happening here tonight

Welcome sire.

*plays dorobucci for him*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHBe1BA-Nk

khiaa: Thank you!
This is so refreshing. I didn't know about a pool party so I didn't bring my bikini. * Oh well, I guess I'll have to go in the buff*

Hehehe . Ok ma'am . Would you be needing any other thing?

Xtarxhyne: Hmmmm...d usual .... chilld Smirnoff for my lovely lady


tanks n anti.

Here you go sir ma'am .

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Ksslib: My day has been tiresome jare. He better come feast on that pepper soup before my hungry fists start picking.

I wouldn't mind any chill drink that ll relive the stress though. In a glass please.

Here you go sire

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ideology: You mean kelvingraphics and his pal

Any way, i need a pot of goat meat and bottle water

Here's ur meal sir

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woky: I greet

Welcome sir. Here's your drink .

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Spaxon: thanks dear... Jb wide u be my date for 2nyts party?

You wan make somborry chop my head off?

seunmsg: Am just here to observe. But while observing, won't mind a cold bottle of big stout.

Here you go sire .

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Leetunechi: Jbluv55


please lets declare this pool to be officially open

*declares pools open*

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khiaa: Hello Jbluv: You are looking really nice this evening, if itsn't to much of a bother I would really enjoy a nice cold margarita.

Here you go ma'am .

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So hope you came with your bikini ma'am cos the pool parry is about to begin .

*sights emvin @ the entrance, guides him to a seat*

Welcome sir . What shall we offer you?

khiaa: Hellooooooo!! I'ts my first time here, can someone please get me a cold drink and show me around?

Welcome ma'am . What drink shall we offer you?

ideology: Jbluv55, i don show today, wetin de bar

Everything dey sire and its on the celebrant o

Xtarxhyne: sure...

Oya parry don start sir! Wetin I go give you?

*sights khiaa @ the entrance, approaches her and guides her to the VIP lounge*

Welcome ma'am, what shall I offer you?

neighy: Ma go order ma TUXEDO

Go do am sharpaly o cos maybe na you go be bestman

Beey: Am on.

Oya what shall I serve you first before the pool parry begins?

harlos: I'm here, where is she?

You never see am?

naijaboiy: A hot cup of coffee will do....

Add milk too

Here you go bro . Sorry I had to make it afresh

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*sights seunmsg @ the entrance*

Welcome sir.

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I serve you?

Xcapist: I don land!! where Mr. President? KelvinGraphics of course! Who you dey think before?

Happy Birthday to you too sire .

*guides him to a seat in the MVP lounge *

What shall I serve you to step down first sire?

STENON: .......Emmmmmm.....


Pls Ar you sure that it's only serving you dey do for that Parry?

because my eyes can never deceive me.........

Haba!!!! What are your eyes seeing that mine aren't seeing na?

FrankySnow: How will I drink when the only person that owns a Ferrari and carries me home with it when ever I'm drunk is not here The only person that tolerates me when I get drunk Well I will just trek home with jobsat34.

Please let me start with 8 bottles of snap. Oga jb you know how e dey go na 8 bottles and nkwobi.

I miss mama fabulousderm o

Hehehe . We have cab operators here also ma'am .

BTW, snapp bottles are exhausted so I'll have to serve you the cans .

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frankben: Jbluv55, please where is the VVIP seat?

*guides him into the VVIP lounge*

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What shall you have sire?

Ksslib: KelvinGraphics happy birthday. Wish you many more years to come and the very best in life. Couldnt locate the other thread.

Ehem, jbluv abeg knack this guy one plate of pepper soup and one correct bottle of ogbonge spanish wine.

Welcome sire . How has ur day been?

*serves him*

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*sights Sehindemi @ the entrance*

Welcome omoba.

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

How are you ma'am?

FrankySnow: Jbluv55 where is woky

Frankben this is where the parry is holding o abi kelvin give me wrong address

Josat34 where you disappear to na

Woky has been busy but he was here yday .

jobsat34: i dont think so...
1. we paraded most of our fringe players
2. its not easy playing a championship side (leicester city na good example)
3. we shud have buried the match in the first half if not for some waywardness on the part of shurlle and Remy misfit..

Exactly my point. A similar situation occurred with Man City. I'm aware of course that we palyed that match @ etihad but against 10 men, we shouldn't have been struggling like we did.

BTW, a Chelsea fan collapsed and died after Frankie scored that goal against us

KelvinGraphics: I will be with them very soon sir... Harlos is still washing my Limousine and my private Aeroplane

Once he is done, my driver KingTom will me and my wife Cdamsel down to the venue immediately

Buhahahaha . Ok sire.

Beennkumar: Much better than the first.

Ok sire .

Shall I bring your usual?

*whispers to him*......I finally saw Miracy yday after more than 10yrs o .

Swiftboy: parole dey go JB to sure!
wey the babe you promised?

Korrect!!! .

Erm......the babe dey come o.

*whispers to him*.....hope you know there's a parry going on here?

leyitto: Thanks boss... U're one very effective maitre d'... Thanks once again... Let the party begin ooo...


*looks around* where is this chic na ?

You're very welcome sire .

Which chic is it so I can look for her?