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kalu01: thank you Sir, water is OK with me.

Here you go sir .

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Leetunechi: no na


time Neva reach .

Some still dey iron dia G-strings

Ok sir

cirmuell: I will try my best

Okies .

vosquare: whose pari?

KelvinGraphics

FrankySnow: I need nothing from you jb until you tell me why you sacked me.

Eeya!!! Sorry ma'am, we laid off many workers as there was no salary to pay them. My apologies if you were one of those that management laid off .

So what shall I bring now ma'am?

Samadict: Jbluv gimme water to start with.

Here you go ma'am .

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STENON: Nawa o.......Where you put JBluvie and dearest Dre 11 ?

Erm......Jb dey serve noni .

Xtarxhyne: sure...dem go take

Ok Mr XtarXhyne. Hope you are coming with your babe o .

vosquare: i gentu jawe....tennis court open?

Noooo......na birthday parry o

Preciousone4ril: Oga kelvingraphics...happy bday to u ooo. May ur pocket never leak n may ur river become oceans. U shall explode in all ramification of ya life but wld neva encounter boko haram! May ebola be far from ya household n may u b able to play football with ur children's children. Its well wit u....ameeeeen!

Bar man, 2 bottles of chilled udeme pls..

Here you go sire . The celebrant says thank you for your prayers .

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Leetunechi: Ladies


if you wear pants go dat side

if you nor wear go my left

dos wey wear G-strings like priscaoge biko com to daddy

Shall I declare the pool open sir?

leyitto: *takes a bow, adjusts tux and forms badoo*
Do u av goldspot, Dr Pepper or Tandi ?

Hehehe . Welcome once again sir. Hope you're prepared for the pool party too .

Here's Goldspot sire.

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Will that be all?

Dayjhihannon01: yeah nah.. Shebi nah ur arena nah.. Just wanted to knw howz going b4 we start... Its almost time already...

Hehe . Yeah its about time .

Make I start to add more drinks keep for chillers .

jobsat34: Guess who is coming to parry...







FRANKYSNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*welcomes frankysnow*

How are you ma'am?

*guides her to a seat beside jobsat34*

What shall we offer you?

Swiftboy: UP Chelsea! even our team B no dey carry last!
That Oscar's goal na eleleh

Hehehe . How are you sire? Tis bin a while, how paroles?

xp17: good morning, but why acknowledging jbluv55 , when the bills re on me? anyways, hope you enjoyed the Mexican delicacy?

@jbluv55, thanks for the fast response though, 911 couldn't have done it faster. my able chef, Abeg 'helep' me 'sama' her with club sandwich and iced tea for lunch, and one cristal champaign for my humble self.

as it dey hot so

You're welcome sire . I believe She's already @ the bar for the parry. I'll endeavor I serve her .

Shall I bring your champagne here?

Beennkumar: Nothing much. I spent most of the day preparing for my interview today and sleeping.

And how was it?

SpcAgtOko: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mweq1x-udR4

That makes us two then .

KelvinGraphics: Its kicking of by 6pm bae

Ok celebrant. The guests that are already here are being taken care of in anticipation o .

dre11: Em
Em

How about rat poison
Shey u go manage am

Nor wahala bro, I sabi say after the parry rats go plenty and we go need rat poison by then .

*collects the rat poison and keeps it *

So wetin make I serve you?

*sights leyitto @ the entrance*

Welcome sire, I suppose you're here for the parry sir?

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I serve you?

neighy: Oboy selsi too get Mouth Die... HOLLA 2 OL THE CHELSEA FAN IN THE BUILDING ..... #ChopKnuckle .... Wia our bra bearer *ALORAX2

FiXED!!! Thank me later .

Maybe she don go change for the pool parry

PrincessB1:

Hehehehe . Oya wetin make I serve you na?

Tamudo: Oh MY! Oga KelvinGraphics Happy Birthday to you oooooooo.
Oga jb,abt the drink, I will pass

No qualms sire . Enjoy the view then .

lertee: Thanks..
Why surprised?


What registration please,i hope I have done mine

Thot you would request for some vodka or wine noni .

I'm referring to this yeye voters reg exercise wey no get head and even tail .

PrincessB1: Nd wat give u d impression dat he can.... Abegi na u i want jare

Erm...... I trust that 'he' should be willing and able , moreso I already have a date for the parry o .

cirmuell: this one must not 'passover' me *jets out to buy a "Learn how to swim in 5minutes" Video tape*

Buhahahaha . Bros you better learn sharpaly o or else .....

jobsat34: chai!.. meaning yu never tasted pammy distill with monkey tail before??.. u dey miss... never mind, since the celebrant claim he has everything under control, i will order him to get me the relevant stuff to complement my request..

Erm......KelvinGraphics never bring those ingredients wey we go carry finish the monkey tail noni o .

BTW, e be like say our team get small problem abi how you take see that match yday?

neighy: na 2:19pm be morning? i talk am SpecialAgent{SpcAgtOko} don jazz jbluv55

Buhahahaha . You nor go ever understand how this kind jazz dey work for my body .

*whispers to him*......I'm thinking of proposing soon o

olubukato: uncle mi..i dey fine o..eku ise sir

Rankadede . Na me be your uncle . Haaa!!! Baba e ma je ki n Ku ni kekere o .

How's life and you subjects sir? And what shall we serve you sir?

Preciousone4ril: Celebrity? Which of em?

Na KelvinGraphics o . And We Chelsea fans have out of magnanimity contributed drinks and foods towards that .

What shall we serve you?

*whispers to him*.......there's gonna be a pool parry too o

jnrbayano: Jbluv55,

Has this person come here today?

Welcome back sire, I haven't seen your guest today o but Beennkumar has been here .