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SpcAgtOko: Was my dancing that bad? IIRC you owe me a dance.. with me

Hahahaha. Of course not. Your dancing was perfect but it made me fall off from my chair onto my bed .

I do owe you a dance . When would you want us to?

Victoriousvic: Going well o, although a lil bit stressful. Yours?

I spent a good part of the day sleeping . The body needed rest . So anything for us?

dre11: Oh mah gosh.....
So the detector have really caught some people
And what are u doing about the bouncer and other staff that u did place an advert for

Hehehehe . We'll intensify efforts and prolly get @ least one staff by the end of the month . As for the position of bouncer, I don't think we need one right now since we have different kinda automatic detectors around .

Beennkumar: 6 would do.

Hehehehe. Sure sire .

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dre11: Jb... I hope weekend market is going on fine with you...

Seems market no too move abi people never collect salary ni

Hehehehe . E get as e be o. People dey save against Christmas/New Year Celebrations and our ebola detectors dey prevent some people from entering into the bar most especially if they are hot tempered or have high temperatures .

alorax2: Realy? Jb u are something , oya give me shaki, fried turkey, palmwine, blue cocktail wine, fruit salad, nkwobi and a bottle of ever water with chocolate ice cream, make i manage that one as i dey watch My weight

erm.....for you alone? Abi you dey expect another visitor ni?

*serves her*

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Lemme go bring the drinks while you continue with your meal .

AfricanApple: hehehehe me ah don't from all those kain talks o becos if ah start, ehn, ehn


nothing for d boys

Hehehehe . E ma binu mami, omode lo n se mi o .

So, omo ilu wo ni e gan na?

harlos: Hunger no good for body o.
Eba or garri for me are like sleeping tablet. Anytime I finish am like this na sleep sure pass.


Now when body don strong na big men thing e remain

Maybe na why I sleep be dat abi . Though I nor sleep early ynyt and I con still wake up early .

Oya wetin you need, BIG man? .

Tuntheycr7: Lolzzzzz...

My friend no b small tin oo.

D Tsunami Tsunamized my Mismore join..

Just that have been busy with stuffz recently.
But notwithstanding ah still de observe...

How d weekend

Eeya!!! We all miss Mismore o. I personally miss her sha . My very good omo daadaa .

Welcome back all the same sire and the weekend is going on smoothly .

Tuntheycr7: [size=18pt]Mr Jbluv55[/size]

Ah de for this corner oo...
Anything for mi to lubricates my thoracic tube

Yes sire . What shall I bring?

SpcAgtOko: Nigerian guys sabi lies

Really?.........
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SpcAgtOko: I dreamt of oceans and ships sailing.

Good dream you had if you ask me . You dreamt of progress .

Beennkumar: I think I'll go with this. Thank you.

#walks away with the food#

No probs sire. It was prepared for miss ivanspring but then who am I to refuse my king? . I'll prepare another for her .

How many bottles of cokesss shall I provide you?

SpcAgtOko: I will pay you with dances.. Just ask Jbluv55, my dancing is fabulous

Buhehehehe . Hope you don't plan on dancing again tonight

Victoriousvic: I don show.

Welcome bro . How's ur weekend going?

Ivanspring: Ehe! Well done Jb. They're exactly the way i like them. But...the chicken sou...did you say chicken soup? I didn't order for soup i asked for stew... I think that assistant of yours should be flogged for this!

Please do something about it, thank you.

Buhehehehe . My bad, that was for someone else .

Here's yours

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STENON: @ Harlos sweerie....Goodevening my Dearest frnd....Hope you ar cool?
@JBLUVIE55 .........I hope all is well?...I'm doing good here...and ow is life at ur end?

STENON . How's you dear? Tis been a while o.
*offers her a seat beside harlos *

What shall I serve you first?

alorax2: jb me love did u summon?, shey u want make my teddy retire ni , is thats the case, i hope u have a fantastic replacement, someone who can do what my teddy cant

Hahahaha . Yes I have found you 'an agu' who happens to be a King too . He should be here any moment from now .

He has instructed I serve you anything you so desire till he shows up .

SpcAgtOko: Goooood moooooooorning!!!!

Good evening(and morning) melady . Hope you had sweet dreams while you slept .

AfricanApple: long story dat I cannot cut short

Ok ma'am . Its understood .

*thinking to self: What other story is there about apples if not the one in....*

So, anything for your boys and girls?

harlos: Baba to sure, Make I quick devour this one.

Mehn, hunger nor be small thing o. Me sef don grub eBa sharply . Mehn, na sleep d food carry come o . I don dey kampe now .

mako007: boss na u dey the e-bar? I hail these, spent my while day on nairaland doe , Urs?

At your service sire . Y'day was good, VERY good actually . We are now fully into the weekend and trying to enjoy it .

MizMyColi:
In that case, I'll admit taking a cue or two from you

. You are well versed in the art of teasing . Makes me wonder what other talents you may have .

I talked about that in my Diary

That's the reason I didn't reply you immediately. Complex write up you have there. I'd say its for objective minds . I'll take you up on it on the other thread I noticed you created .

I'm just a learner who has big interest on the topic.

Buhahahaha . 'the topic' indeed . Smart chic you are .

But your attention is highly needed at the bar. I'm sure you know by now, no one serves it like you do we could make out time though.

Hmmm.......*smiles and keeps fingers crossed*

LoL....that's the only thing I could think of .
You're asking something in the lines of how long I've been in hausa land or travelled there, right? *facepalm*

Hehehehe. Something close to that but not just it. I asked from where you learnt to speak or understand the language . Goes to show that your understanding of it is not so deep(@least on paper screen ). So we move to Yoruba .

Omo ilu wo gangan ni e?

If bartenders were like you, I'd get a room @ThePub already!

Hehehehe. Well, some people choose their jobs and so they put in their best, others get chosen by their jobs and thus reverse is the case .

Work went fine. I saw stress today and I stopped wishing for more busy days.

Pele. So do you work on weekends too?

AfricanApple: lmao. I just saw it now, its my phone o, auto and it's wahala. I wanted to write pple. some times if I want to write 'na u knw' it will change it to 'name you knew' lol

Hehehehe . Of cos it happens to virtually everyone but still doesn't erase the fact that you have a thing for apples . So what's the story?

harlos: Jbluv I'm seriously hungry
Hot semo with correct egusi soup
An eva water is ok.

Hehehehe. Even me sef dey VERY hungry but make I serve you first .

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Ivanspring: I don show! Jbluv, that's the cooler over there...erhm...there are five big bowls inside it, please ensure that they are filled with the following delicacies:
Chicken stew
Afang soup
White rice
Melon soup
Fried chicken

Meanwhile, please hit me with spaghetti and minced beef source.

Gosh! Its going to be great day indeed!

Your Chicken soup ma'am

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And Afang Soup

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Your white rice

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Melon soup

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And finally fried chicken

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Odilafta: And you're so good at it

Most of my friends when I was in the North were igbo, so I decided to learn. I would have become a master in it if I hadn't left there. Majority of them have left there though too.

Ivanspring: I'd asked you to show me the bowls containing the different delicacies before sealing the cooler. I waited... and waited... and waited... to no avail. I even accused you of deceiving me about having 'anything' i could ever want at the bar.
Can you please tell me what happened? Why didn't i see the food?

Haaa!!!! Madam the madam, I asked one of my new assistants to bring them out for you to see. Didn't he show you?

*looks around for the assistant*

The boy isn't even around now. Lemme just display them for you by myself .

Odilafta: Thank u hny
ibu onye igbo?
*cuts bread and dips in pepper soup and starts eating*

Ur welcome Odi .

Mba o. Ana m amụta .

KiddaBlingzz: exactly


i was asleep for most of it

*whispers back* i let birdie go in the evening yesterday. Thanks to me it flew. But it wasnt comfortable with me.

I had grown fond of it. I'm considering getting a pidgeon or parrot.

Good Decision you made by letting it go . It was still too young when you found it. Kudos bro .

Pigeons are economical. Just one could bring 100 within a week......*whispers to him*....and they are a good source of meat for some peeps .
Parrots on the other hand are quite expensive, but you could make a business out of them too .

SpcAgtOko: Bye harlos

Bye jbluv55

Alright dear. Do take care of you and be good .

Odilafta: Oga Jbluv55 I dey greet o

Abeg serve me agege bread and pepper soup with 2bottles of chilled coke

Odidearest . Ututu Oma .

How was your night?

*serves her*

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