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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:30pm On Sep 07, 2014

SpcAgtOko: *falls asleep in bathtub and drowns*

*pulls her out of the bathtub and gives her the kiss of life grin

*

**she wakes up cheesy

**

Welcome back to ~~love~~ life grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:26pm On Sep 07, 2014

SpcAgtOko: Your thread

Apologies for that ma'am, you are now officially invited cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:55am On Sep 07, 2014

SpcAgtOko: Serious business issue here.. jbluv55 ... Oga.. why didn't I get an invite to here

*scratches head in a confused manner*......invite to where melady?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:47am On Sep 07, 2014

Silkmoth33: why thank u monsieur bartender!
Would u be so kind as to serve ma mate... Em..em! what's ur name laddie, spcagtoko?

Ok sir

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:44am On Sep 07, 2014

SpcAgtOko: Yes.

A plane ticket to Nigeria

buhahahaha cheesy

Erm.....*whispers to her*......we'll work something out soon ma'am wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:40am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Well.. okay. I could give that a try.

There, enjoy yourself sire

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:35am On Sep 07, 2014

SpcAgtOko: No beuno.. Somebody peed in it

Will you be needing anything Princess?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:33am On Sep 07, 2014

Silkmoth33: oh shoot! I'll drink whatever beer is left in the tank?[i][/i]

Here you go sir

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:26am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: LOL! No.

Chicken BBQ then?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:13am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Okay, I'm lost.

What does that mean?

Will you eat pork meat? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:12am On Sep 07, 2014

Silkmoth33: I guess it wouldn't be too late to ask for that drink again.

You are welcome sire

. What sorta drink shall I serve you?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:06am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Emi ko mo ohun ti mo fe.

*Laughing in NadiaSA's voice*.... "Kikikikiki" cheesy

Ok, se wa je eran elede?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:03am On Sep 07, 2014

Victoriousvic: As in ehnn..

Goodnight sir abi Goodmorning. Make I go sleep.

Goodnyt brother

. Do sleep well

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:56am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Emi ko fe pe

Buhahahaha cheesy

. Ki lo fe?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:51am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Ohun ti o ni?

Potato Paratha cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:47am On Sep 07, 2014

Victoriousvic: No be language matter sef. Check him picture na.

I don check, a man is being formed grin

. E nor easy you know na wink

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:44am On Sep 07, 2014

Babe2sure:

You are everywhere, Mr.

Babe to sure

. Howdy dear? Hope you good?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:35am On Sep 07, 2014

Victoriousvic: That is ehn.

Me sef go follow go away for a long time.

Hehehehe

. Na hausa you wan go learn? shocked

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:31am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Hehehe.

I'm waiting.

Here is your Fanila oyinbo

https://crossfitlykos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Homemade-Vanilla-Ice-Cream.jpg

And ur coke grin

[img]http://3.bp..com/_un4SKl1mygU/TFS6tc4kV8I/AAAAAAAACmY/i5I0o61dQc0/s1600/coke-bottle.jpg[/img]

Ounje nko? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:15am On Sep 07, 2014

Victoriousvic: Lol.. wetin I go no use these my eyes see?

You go away for a long time, and you return with a different look and speaking yoruba.

Buhahahaha cheesy

. Wonders unending grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:12am On Sep 07, 2014

AfricanApple: Iwo nko

Omo Oyo l'emi, Ibadan n'ile cool

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:11am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Mo ti o kan nilo kan fanila oyinbo ati coke..

Buhehehehe cheesy

. Fanila oyinbo? cheesy

Ati coke?

. Interesting cheesy

Be right back sire grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:36am On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: Ebi n pa mi

Buhahahaha cheesy

. I can see you are sharpening your linguistics skills cool

.

Ki lo fe je? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:31am On Sep 07, 2014

AfricanApple: omo eko

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:19am On Sep 07, 2014

Victoriousvic: I don't even know o.

Maybe a plate of rice and peppersoup would do.

I thought I saw Mr. NL here

He's probably doing his rounds - checking up on his subjects in the romance section I guess wink

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*serves him*

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:15am On Sep 07, 2014

AfricanApple: omo eko no mi

Omo Eko abi Ara Eko? cheesy

Romance › Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by Jbluv55(m): 12:10am On Sep 07, 2014

Mondisweets: lol really? Ok continue

Hmmmmm.......Nawa o. Sneaking in and out abi undecided

I wee Kash you o tongue

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:06am On Sep 07, 2014

Victoriousvic: Na me suppose ask you na.

Hehehehe

. Ask and it shall be given unto you, so I was taught o grin

. So what would you want?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:04am On Sep 07, 2014

AfricanApple: dat is wat they call amebo

As Dre11 na, this place used to be an amebo haven before the tsunami crashed the original version of it sadly. Most of the other havens sprung up from here cheesy

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So, shey o ma so fun mi ilu ti o ti wa bayii? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:00am On Sep 07, 2014

SpcAgtOko: My signature is just a reference to my old username

Now. This song this dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwEt__fVLm4

If I were to engage you in this kinda dance, shouldn't I be scared of the possibility of breaking your back? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:41pm On Sep 06, 2014

AfricanApple: bawo ni oshey mo pe Yoruba no mi

*singing "A mora wa o ta ba ri ra wa..." grin

*

Hehehehe cheesy

. Mo ma n te eti sile gan ni o, mo si ma n l'aju mi sile grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:37pm On Sep 06, 2014

dre11: And u believe in this detector than men who show courtsey to the customer before they enter and are entrails by their words and smile

Anyway nah ur bar..... And I hope ur search cover all the nook and crains of this e-world

Exactly the problem, plenty of humans are more or less forced to show courtesy and its not necessarily their nature. Implication is that they may change @ any point in time wink

. And even when you 'service' such humans, they could still pretend that they are back to best state undecided

Machines on the other hand have more predictability when it comes to these things

. And its not my bar na, if you bring a new staff we'll definitely employ wink

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