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Investment / Re: Us Stocks Pick Alert by Jbols2001(m): 2:50pm On Feb 11, 2021
Pls there are alot of US stocks that are not on Trove. Pls which other app has more stock options

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Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy For Various Positions In A Supermarket In Lagos by Jbols2001(m): 10:19am On Dec 19, 2018
A Supermarket in Isolo Lagos State has vacancies for the following positions
1. Cashiers
2. Sale representatives
3. Supervisors

Qualifications

WAEC, OND, HND, BSc

Prospective applicants should reside around the Isolo, Okota, Cele and Ilasa area of Lagos. Prospective applicants can send their CVs to supermarketemployers@gmail.com
Business / Re: Funding My Fiverr Account by Jbols2001(m): 5:22pm On Apr 09, 2018
bemagnify:
bro u can use ur credit card to load funds to ur Fiverr account..

Thanks for your response. But I can't find the option on my dashboard. Pls can u elaborate. Thanks a lot.
Business / Re: Funding My Fiverr Account by Jbols2001(m): 4:53pm On Apr 09, 2018
chuzydon:


Hey contact me I can help you purchase the gig 0706. 5465. 432

Pls I'm currently in the US and I have a bank account here too. Pls can you explain the process to me. Thanks
Business / Funding My Fiverr Account by Jbols2001(m): 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2018
I've been trying to fund my Fiverr account so that I can buy a gig. Please can any one help in explaining the process. Thanks

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Crime / Re: One Chance: Lessons From My Experience by Jbols2001(m): 7:34am On Feb 18, 2018
When I use to take public transport, my rule for boarding a bus was quite simple and effective... I only enter a bus I see passengers come down from.

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Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Shows $100m Cheque He Earned After Beating Mcgregor by Jbols2001(m): 7:29am On Jan 28, 2018
Something is not adding up. Notice that the cheque was written using his company cheque book to himself. Just like paying urself from your company account.
Crime / Re: Making Calls At Filling Stations Is Now A Crime — Police by Jbols2001(m): 9:24am On Dec 31, 2017
1. There is not relationship between mobile phone and explosion in filling station. This myth has been flawed a long time ago. For an explosion to happen there have to be an ignition and a mobile phone cannot ignite anything. What typically causes petrol station fire is charges gathered in one's body before touching the petrol dispenser. Please watch Mythbusters S01E03.

2. When did the police start writing the law. The police is only mandated to enforce the law. the National/state House of assembly are empowered to make laws while the judiciary interpretes the law. This is Govt 101. So I don't understand this post...which house of assembly passed this law. Anyway, we live in a lawless country.

3. Happy New Year and have a prosperous 2018.

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Music/Radio / Linkin Park Singer Commits Suicide By Hanging by Jbols2001(m): 7:56pm On Jul 20, 2017
Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington has committed suicide.

TMZ reports the 41-year-old hanged himself at a private residence in Palos Verdes Estates in Los Angeles County on Thursday morning.

Law enforcement officials say his body was found shortly before 9am. 

The singer had a history of drug and alcohol abuse.

His body was discovered this morning just before 9am and it is believed that he hanged himself.

The singer is survived by his wife, Talinda Ann Bentley, and six children – Jamie, 21, Isaiah, 19, Draven, 15, Tyler Lee, 11, and Lily and Lily, 7.

He was previously married to Samantha Marie Olit from 1996 – 2005.

Chester, whose band Linkin Park spawned hit rock songs including Numb and Breaking the Habit, often focused his lyrics on personal struggle, depression and addiction.


The band’s last single, Heavy, focused on the topic of depression and contained haunting lyrics including: “I don’t like my mind right now // Stacking up problems that are so unnecessary // Wish that I could slow things down”

In the chorus, he talks about how he is dragging around issues that are bringing him down before chillingly adding: “If I just let go, I’d be set free.”

However, just days before his death, he was seen in the recording studio with his bandmates and Watsky, suggesting that he was currently in the process of collaborating with him.

Source

http://m.tmz.com/2017/07/20/linkin-park-singer-chester-bennington-dead-commits-suicide/

Celebrities / Cristiano Ronaldo Launches CR7 Denim Collection For Men by Jbols2001(m): 5:24pm On Jul 16, 2017
Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has launched his CR7 Denim line for men.

Ronaldo in an interview with WWD in April while anticipating the launch of his denim line expressed his love for denim but explained that he always had a hard time finding jeans that fit him properly- a skinny silhouette for an active athlete.


The soccer star and Real Madrid forward on the new collection, says, “This collection is for more than just my fans. It’s for anyone who shares my values, who lives a limitless life and loves denim. That’s why it not only looks the way denim should look, it’s made to be lived in.”

Ronaldo in his words believes that his denim collection would appeal to ‘the more active crowd’.


“I don’t take myself too seriously, but I take what I do very seriously. I didn’t want it to be like any other denim line on the market,” he added.

See photos from his denim collection below:

Source

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/07/14/cristiano-ronaldo-launches-cr7-denim-collection-men/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Sports / Candy Crush Additics....show Off The Stage U Are On by Jbols2001(m): 2:50pm On Jul 16, 2017
Like I told my friends...3 best games are

1. Candy Crush
2. Mortal Kombat
3. God of War

In that order......lol

I'm currently on stage 1970....

What stage are u on.

Sports / Re: The Curse Of Arsenals No 9 Shirt And Alexandre Lacazette by Jbols2001(m): 8:08am On Jul 14, 2017
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Sports / The Curse Of Arsenals No 9 Shirt And Alexandre Lacazette by Jbols2001(m): 8:07am On Jul 14, 2017
Arsenal have a new No 9 after Alexandre Lacazette's arrival from Lyon, but can the Frenchman succeed wearing the shirt number in which others have failed?

Following the 26-year-old's arrival on a club-record £52m fee, the striker, who is set to make his debut in the club's pre-season firendly against Sydney FC on Thursday, has been handed the No 9 shirt which was worn by Lucas Perez last season.

With Perez seemingly on his way out of the Emirates Stadium, the Spaniard becomes is the latest in a long line of players, who have struggled to hit the heights expected of them wearing the number nine on their back.



Alan Smith, Paul Merson and Nicolas Anelka all had success in the shirt early on in the Premier League era but since Anleka's departure to Real Madrid in 1999, the "curse" of the Arsenal No 9 shirt has struck.

Here's a list of the players who have struggled as Arsenal's No 9...

Davor Suker
Francis Jeffers
Jose Antonio Reyes
Julio Baptista
Eduardo da Silva
Park Chu-young
Lukas Podolski
Lucas Perez

Alexandre Lacazette


Source

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/15118/10945661/francis-jeffers-julio-baptista-and-lucas-perez-the-curse-of-arsenals-no-9-shirt

Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jbols2001(m): 3:02pm On Jul 06, 2017
Well analysed weekend delight. Thank me later

53Q5QGB.

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Business / Re: Firms Consider FG Tax Collection Aggressive — KPMG Survey by Jbols2001(m): 10:09am On Jul 06, 2017
9ja and new found love for tax
Politics / APC Online Polls On Twitter Still On Going Nairalanders Should Vote by Jbols2001(m): 4:39am On May 30, 2017
So APC started a twitter poll on Twitter for Nigerians to assess the performance of the APC led government yesterday and I was only surprised to see that only about 12,000 people had voted. Whereas if it were one useless celeb post on NL, you would see more than 200k views.

As at the time of posting this topic, there was still 10 hrs remaining to vote in the poll. You can use the link below to access the twitter post on APC timeline and vote. At least the government is somewhat asking Nigerians for feedback.

https://twitter.com/APCNigeria/status/869199205109305344

Please vote!!!

Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Serves Kolanut At Nnamdi Kanu's House (Photos) by Jbols2001(m): 7:35am On May 23, 2017
Dalastically:
I doubt if wizkid will do it, rather he will be like '' am an international artist even if am a Nigerian " grin after they will say Afonjas have respect... Mstcheeew

Have u seen this...wizkid is more humble than you think...Wizkid prostrates to Sunny ade

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Business / Re: "I Didn't Graduate With 3rd Class" - Tony Elumelu Reacts To Twitter User's Claim by Jbols2001(m): 7:16am On Apr 01, 2017
Dandsome:
Chai... Everybody wants to claim I TOO KNOW on top another person matter.

why will u be painting the ground sef?
Health / Court To NAFDAC: Warn Consumers Against Taking Fanta, Sprite With Vitamin C by Jbols2001(m): 7:19am On Mar 14, 2017
A Lagos High Court, Igbosere, Lagos State, Monday ordered the National Agency for Food, Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) to compel Nigeria Bottling Company (NBC) PLC, manufacturers of Fanta and Sprite soft drinks, to include a written warning that the content of the bottles cannot be taken with Vitamin C.

Justice Adedayo Oyebanji made the order while delivering judgment in a suit filed by a Lagos businessman, Dr Emmanuel Fijabi Adebo and his firm, Fijabi Adebo Holdings Ltd against the NBC and NAFDAC.

The court warned that taking Fanta and Sprite with Vitamin C is poisonous and awarded a cost of N2 million against NAFDAC for failing “to live up to expectations.”

It declared that NAFDAC failed the citizens of Nigeria by its certification as satisfactory for human consumption, products which in the United Kingdom (UK) failed sample test for human consumption and which became poisonous in the presence of Ascorbic Acid ordinarily known as Vitamin C, which can be freely taken by unsuspecting members of the public with Fanta and Sprite.

The plaintiffs had urged the court to declare that the NBC was negligent and breached the duty of care owed to its customers and consumers in the production of what it argued was contaminated Fanta and Sprite soft drinks with excessive “benzoic acid and sunset” addictive.

The firm denied that the damages alleged by the claimants were occasioned by its negligence or any fault from the company as the level of the chemical components in its soft drinks is safe for consumption in Nigeria.

NAFDAC did not file any defence.

In her judgment, Justice Oyebanji said: “It is imperative to state that the knowledge of the Nigeria Bottling Company that the products were to be exported is immaterial to its being fit for human consumption. The court is in absolute agreement with the learned counsel for the claimants that soft drinks manufactured by Nigeria Bottling Company ought to be fit for human consumption irrespective of colour or creed.

”It is manifest that NAFDAC has been grossly irresponsible in its regulatory duties to the consumers of Fanta and Sprite manufactured by Nigeria Bottling Company. In my respective view, NAFDAC has failed the citizens of this great nation by its certification as satisfactory for human consumption, products which in the United Kingdom failed sample test for human consumption and which become poisonous in the presence of Ascorbic Acid ordinarily known as Vitamin C, which can be freely taken by the unsuspecting public with the company’s Fanta or Sprite.

”As earlier stated, the court is in absolute agreement with the learned counsel for the claimants that consumable products ought to be fit for human consumption irrespective of race, colour or creed.

”By its certification as satisfactory, Fanta and Sprite products manufactured by Nigeria bottling company without any written warning on the products that it cannot be taken with Vitamin C, NAFDAC would have by its grossly irresponsible and unacceptable action caused great harm to the health of the unsuspecting public.

”The court, in the light of the damming evidence before it showing that NAFDAC has failed to live up to expectations, cannot close its eyes to the grievous implication of allowing the status quo to continue as it is.

”For the reasons herein adumbrated in this judgement, the court hereby orders as follows:

”That NAFDAC shall forthwith mandate Nigeria Bottling Company to, within 90 days hereof, include on all the bottles of Fanta and Sprite soft drinks manufactured by the company, a written warning that the content of the said bottles of Fanta and Sprite soft drinks cannot be taken with Vitamin C as same becomes poisonous if taken with Vitamin C.

”In consideration of the fact that this case was filed in 2008 and that it has been in court for nine years, costs of N2 million is awarded against NAFDAC. Interest shall be paid on the costs awarded at the rate of 10% per annum until liquidation of the said sum.”


http://thenationonlineng.net/court-nafdac-warn-consumers-taking-fanta-sprite-vitamin-c/

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jbols2001(m): 5:13pm On Feb 28, 2017
Chelseafan1:




Make una leave them, I no know their ages but na small pikin dey behave as them dey do.
For punting and even for real life, u go try many things out at times, several times sef, eventually one go pay off.


Na testing stage I dey. Make dem go ask Linda Ikeji, she confessed to have tried so many things out b4 Blogging eventually paid off, she is balling hard now.


I already love ds clean sheet market, 1k fit give u 100k sef combining all weekend games. I have a way of picking those teams, e easy make person pick 38 games make 37 enter??



Bro so haw do u select ur picks? Thanks
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jbols2001(m): 6:51pm On Feb 16, 2017
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play all. NBA


This 1 is permutation and combination. Nice idea though
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jbols2001(m): 5:57pm On Feb 14, 2017
Rakiticbarca:
Obikush nwa mama, why didn't you ask people to add you up on facebook in order to get the download link of your song instead of putting it here. LOl.

let's do as usual, we add u up, send u a pm then indicate we are from nairaland. grin

LMAO...many people are funnier than Basket Mouth but they don't knw. This 1 really cracked me up! Lol

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jbols2001(m): 5:20pm On Feb 14, 2017
Exmarte:
sure na,so that I won't be traced after I scam everyone. Isn't that what you're thinking sir? Dumbass

Lol...The average Nigerian mind is so Myopic and predictable. stop jumping into conclusion...the msg means that "every1 has the right to data privacy"...

if I were to participate in forecasting matches for others I may do the same thing u are doing.

Sorry if the initial comment touched a nerve. But who's the dumbass now? #thatsall

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jbols2001(m): 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2017
youngdee:


You even package your own with bitcoin so it can look a lil real. O ga ju

Exmarte:
All mails replied,game starts 8:45,400.31 odds,3 games @ 0.04 bitcoins

Pm for more info

It obvious he does not want to be traced by any means. That's y he's using email contact and bitcoin

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Jbols2001(m): 3:29pm On Feb 14, 2017
Please contact me if you know any Pastor, Reverend Father or Magician that can help predict matches. I don tire. grin

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Politics / Re: Army Launches "Thank You For Your Service" Initiative (Photos) by Jbols2001(m): 1:00pm On Feb 14, 2017
So what exactly happened to the money in the budget for defence? If the budget cannot take care of a fundamental thing like water, then there is a problem somewhere.

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Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek To Sue Timi Dakolo For N100 Million For Copyright Infringements by Jbols2001(m): 10:30am On Feb 13, 2017
martineverest:
good.....nigerian artistes shud learn to respect others intellectual property.

This poor implementation of patent law has lead lack of creativity amongst our artistes

This is the first objective response I've see in respect of this subject. Some people can be so Myopic and uninformed.

Sometimes it's not about the money.. if only Timi had just taking permission in writing. Majek may not have charged him.

Besides u don't pay the manager to get right to use an intellectual property. U pay the record label and/or the owner of d song. A manager is simply a glorified employee.

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Business / Re: Process For Audited Accounts For Paying CIT & Others At FIRS In Port Harcourt by Jbols2001(m): 5:15pm On Oct 08, 2016
NB: I didn't drop my phone number and official email cos of spam mails and unsolicited text mags . Just send an email to Info@teaselconsults dot com

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Business / Re: Process For Audited Accounts For Paying CIT & Others At FIRS In Port Harcourt by Jbols2001(m): 5:09pm On Oct 08, 2016
dannywest:
I've a LTD liability company registered in September 2014

VAT has been filed every month since July 2015 with remittance slips available.

We have records of all transactions since January 2015 on our cloud Accounting software so income statements and Balance Sheets can easily be generated from that.

Pensions are being remitted for staff as well as PAYE every month.


We have tax clearance from FIRS for 2014 & 2015 (submitted VAT & invoices for 2015 and got this).

Since operations started July 2015 we submitted a letter of commencement then and also would like to use June 30th as our year end going forward.

I would like to pay income tax due for the company so far and would like to know the process.

Please anyone who has done this before?


Thanks.



The process is pretty much the same in all the States in Nigeria as CIT and VAT are both federal taxes. First of all you would need an audited accounts for the year ended June 2016. Afterwards a tax computation would he prepared using the commencement rule since you company is still in its first 3 years of operation. After this has been done, the tax computation together with your audited accounts would be submitted with the FIRS office in which you are registered with.

Where there is a taxable profit, payment is made to a the FIRS through any bank in Nigeria. The payment advice or slip should be submitted together with the documents listed above. Where there is no taxable profit (loss)no payment is required.

Also, a self assessment form would be filled and submitted with the other documents stated above.

You can contact me for assistance in preparation of the audited accounts and tax computations and also filing the documents with the FIRS.

I'm a Partner with a tax consulting firm which has done extensive work for local and multinational companies. We also assist startups, small and medium scale businesses with tax compliance and advisory services.

U can send us an email on Info@teaselconsults dot com and I'll send you my phone number and my official email so that we can discuss further.

As a form of CSR, we do pro Bono (free service) work for 2 startups in a year. However we bill for only expenses incurred while doing this which is very minimal.

Hope this has been helpful.

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