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osinbest:
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I am sure your father has already disown u, Dan iska.

tens4real:
till second week of November...and resumption is first week of December...it may sound funny or ridiculous...but that's the fact!!!
and hey please don't ask me how I know..or any reliable source...and am not expecting u to believe me!!!!....

no, the Calender is out I saw November 7th as start of lectures

tens4real:
till second week of November...and resumption is first week of December...it may sound funny or ridiculous...but that's the fact!!!
and hey please don't ask me how I know..or any reliable source...and am not expecting u to believe me!!!!....

resume december?? This school don't even know how to organize, very senseless people, how can we resume when people are vacating for holidays?

mrklock:
My school no daft o

have you got any idea when they will release our admission

Why kill the young girl This guy needs to be castrated like a goat.... this Is depressing, God will throw this man to the hottest pit in hell.

So afonjas have now become hitmen...

Abu is a very daft school, when will they release our admission list

Commonsense101:
Lol, you're dumber than i thought.
The misspells are obviously deliberate and intended to prevent auto-substitution professor Mugu.
I think say u sabi talk trash, oya talk trash na make i hear.
Bloody fvcktard

stfu, you can't even construct a good sentence well, there is seriously no need to argue with you because i am sure you are probably a jsc2 student who usually fails his exams, so don't come here with your bullshit, raking like you left your brain inside a recycle bin , because i am sure thats where u left it.

Commonsense101:
Good lawd you're dumb as fvck.
Your posts just reek of stewpidity and juvenile tendencies.
Sometimes I wish I could see some of you delinquents face to face. Your papa buy you bold 1, you come on the internet and become a warrior. Idiotic re-ta-rd
She sells a sachet of water for 100 million, so what.... You either pay up or pass on it. A bottle of coke is sold for 500 at Eko Hotels. Go there with the police and have those criminals arrested. MUGU

learn how to spell, before you make rake, daft human being.

soberdrunk:
See bread!!! If this kain money fall on my lap now now, i will just wait till my meeting this afternoon and when my oga starts speaking big grammar i will just jump on the table and start dancing "alingo", then switch to moonwalk, spank my MD on her big ass and walk out the office like a boss to my "early retirement"!

lol, you're stupid.

fragrance15:
AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY, ZARIA

OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR

2016/2017 ADMISSIONS EXERCISE: RELEASE OF THE FIRST BATCH OF ADMITTED CANDIDATES
The general public, especially UTME candidates, who applied to A.B.U for admission during the ongoing(2016/2017) Admission Exercise, are hereby notified that the first batch of successful candidates has been released. Candidates are advised to check their admission status by logging on to the university's website www.ABU.edu.ng.
Best wishes.
Signed
A.A KUNDILA
REG/ADM. 
monday. October 17, 2016
Distribution
All UTME Candidates
General Public
Copied

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udysweet:
And what benefit have you gotten from abusing her and going ahead to be rude to Me too? Is been rude and abusive a part of your nature? Calling someone a criminal on top the person's item?

yes ontop her own item, why would she price a phone that will not even pass 15k? she is a criminal and a thief. I dont care if she is the owner or not , she is just looking for somebody to dupe.

This guy resemble flat head, igbo kwenuu guaranteed

Demigods666:
When they tell you people to empower yourselves and become the God you are meant to be.

You people will be screaming evil evil evil.

what is this one saying?

hairstylist:
I will like to use every available method pls. I'm already at my wits' end. sigh!

be wiser next time, I can never send money to somebody i don't know!

Afonjas and 419, be like bread and butter

udysweet:
did you read when the post was created?

yes 2013, WGAF, She was a criminal then and sure is now, so what is the difference?

udysweet:
You ddnt my dear,go back and read when the thread was opened. I chose to ignore the abuse part.

you are dumb as f#ck, I said she is a criminal be cause she wants to sell a phone that is second hand at a high price, so don't try nd say i didn't read the content.

udysweet:
did you read when the post was created?

of course i read it, b!tch, what would make u think that!

master1341:
GUILD TO SUCCESSFUL REGISTRATION IN ABU ZARIA
We are all eager for the release of the admission but barely do we know the process that lead to successful registration.
I have decided to write this as a guide for those coming in this 2016/17 session to help them with easy registration and to be aware of the up coming challenges they might face during the registration.
Firstly I will advice that for all that wish to stay in the hostel you must do registration very early fully knowing that its the most stressful and competitive.
The reason is that, though ABU has the highest accommodation offered by any university in Nigeria it can only carry barely 33% of her students.
So this is a real competition because everyone has equal right to the same hostel.
WHERE SHOULD I GO FIRST AS A NEW STUDENT?
The moment you drop in school for your admission letter the first place you should ask of is your faculty.
This is where u will be given your admission letter and that is the first step of registration.
In other to collect your admission letter you will have to queue up move from one place to another before they (the security men) will take you to where u can finally get your admission letter.
Before you can get your admission letter you will have to do a manual screening which involves checking your credentials.
The most important credentials there are the 1. Jamb result 2. Waec result 3. Birth cert/ declaration of age 4. Proof of indigen and a scratch card for your o level (new one I was almost denied the admission letter because I gave old one but thank God I was able to go and buy new one )
Before they can give you the admission letter your course combination must match your course of study.
If you succeed in collecting admission letter they will give it to you along with 4 M.I S. Form which you will fill and submit it back letter. One to the senate one to your faculty another to department and you keep one to your self.
Now that you have collected your admission letter THE MAIN KOKO STARTS.
after collecting your admission letter school did not yet recognise you so u can not pay your fees nor can you do any registration
SO WHATS NEXT?
You will take the admission letter to your departmental registration officer to get a unique matric number.
That matric number will be your identity till you graduate from ABU .
After he/she has written the matric number on your admission letter you will do photocopy keeping the original and take the photocopy to the people that will upload your name to the school portal. They will ask you to check after 24hrs. May be more that 24hr or less than that so the moment you give them after about 3hrs just start checking it with your phone.
Try login in to the portal to see if your name will appear.
The user name is the matric number while the password is your state of origin.
The portal is portal.abu.edu.ng .
If you have been uploaded then you will go ahead to generate transaction I.d and do course registration.
(Note before uploading you you can not pay school fees and before paying school fees you can not do course reg and before course reg you can not reserve accommodation).
After passing the stress (queueing up and down) to pay school fees you will them go and register your 100L or for d.e 200L course ( note you just have to be trying all the time because the portal will be going down and up for short time so you have to be fast and smart to beat others and do it fast).
After the course reg you will then reserve accommodation which is N7090. After reserving it you will have to pay within 48hrs if not it will be given to another person. Well after that you can have a second chance. After the second chance no any other chance again oo.
This is the little I can write about registration process
Note: this is not official this just from what I gathered from my experience as an abusite.
Concerning the processing of securing your accommodation after the payment till you get from me again.
Thank you All for your time.
I WISH THIS PIECE OF WRITE UP WILL BE USEFUL TO MANY.
I WISH YOU ALL SUCCESS AND I PRAY YOU ALL GAIN ADMISSION THIS YEAR IN ABU.
WISH TO C YOU SOON SO THAT I WILL PROUDLY CALL YOU JAMBITO AS I WAS MOCKINGLY CALLED.
THANK YOU ONCE MORE.
if there is anything you need to ask feel free call me or whatsapp me
07031272584
Yours friendly
Engr. Ibrahim

when is the admission coming out?

lovito:
A 3 months old Blackberry torch 9800 is up for sale @ 40k in PH. Contact 08023083555 if interested.

a second-hand phone that is 40k? ,u be criminal, thief... ,who would even buy a blackberry nowadays?

Na this thing afonjas sabi do pass, afonjas... especially all these ogunians

Killing our people left, right and center.

For them to kill this guy he must have been a rival member or he must have done something bad to the cultists. Rip sha.

Petty thief wey no even fit buy bread chop go chop beating, but if treasury looter that have stolen billions pass their neighborhood they go bow down like say na there God. B4 Nigeria go get sense buhari children for don't born pikin.

Ogun and crime be like 5&6, wait where is that Jacob zuma to illustrate

jamal230:
I know the guy on chain,his name is elochukwu a.k.a elo white..confam aro mate,dia was a time he stole my guys laptop,i even saw him around June July dat I went dia,him nd his goons smoking weed,nd they told me dy started smoking since 7a.m till around 4p.m dat I saw them,am not suprised at all tho..

so na cultist?

ueskman:
All this victimless crime Mtn dey commit, be like sey na to send dem parking sure pass.

I woke up this morning to get this message:

Y'ello, your Game+ Weekly Plan is activated/scheduled to be activated and N100.00 has been deducted from your account. Your service will be renewed on 2016-10-19. Click https:///XR737W to get Running Bird. To cancel the subscription, send 'Stop' to 2200.

I don't even know what game+ service is all about and #100 was deducted from my account without subscribing for anything. I called the customer care and all i could get was we're so sorry our system shows you subscribed for this service.
We need to fight this fraudsters my people. Na so dem deduct #300 some weeks back saying I suscribed for one useless mtnmusic+


Na God go punish Mtn.


cc: Lalasticlala

Move to Glo masters of data.

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20 at SS1? How many times did she repeat? Chai! RIP sha

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