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I go buy land next year.. I will read this then

DSS again

SECRETS EXPOSED.

Six ways to know a girl wants sex and urgently wen she comes visiting


1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue  

2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start ki$sing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming 




3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me) 

4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house? 

5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later  

6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating

Evil pipuuu

Ask Seun

His son might be somewhere now singing sarkodies song... U know sey money nor be problem

You will soon stop sleeping too

Ok

Sometimes I ask myself....

Dis Abuja dey 2? ... But this guy that year... Wen jona dey... Na dem be the fct

FCDA money = blood money

Rivers again?

I graduated 6yrs ago.. Make I apply

mickeyrova:
As losers wey una be na!

Disrespectful monkey... Who was talking to you... I wee do a" Kemi" on you if you don't mind your space

On behalf of arsenal fans..... We don't give a crawling fuckkk

Fake news

Wrong sperm

Ode niyen

How do you know robbers did this

Bia e money... Na by force

Bia ..wia ya papa

Gave

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I got one in three years

Ok

That awkward moment when you are evicted from BB naija.. And you find yourself in the streets of Soweto

Ok

Femi.... Judas niyen sha