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Caseless:
Mothers are the greatest people on earth.

This is risky though, but it's the least of risk a mother can take to feed her children.


May God bless our mothers.

Fathers too

Burgerlomo:
But how can someone buy a very expensive vehicle and didn't bother to register it for a whole year because ayam not understanding

It happens, bought one during service year couldn’t register and left it even after nysc as the car no de enter my eye again , my folks later did the paper work and the rest is history

odimbannamdi:
Baby parrot with cage for sale. Doesn't talk yet, but it screams like a human ...needs to be taught how to talk

Actually got it today for my son as a surprise, but he is so scared of it... ...and madam say she no like am. Poor parrot...

It is colourful and I got it for 10k, but can sell it off for 7k and bring it to any of the major bustops along Berger, Ikorodu road, Olodi-Apapa axes.

Contact in my signature

Would love to get this

Illegal mineral mining nko?

BlingsEnchante:
Bro be careful
Don't comment on a thread that will shake the whole of nairaland tech market

Maka why

Mokason288:

Billionaire businessman, Amb. Nelson Mkparu, of NELMACO Global

Igbo’s have more billionaires than any other tribe in the world

IGBO AMAKA

Huh

Or you meant the tribe that shows off anywhere they are

OvulatoryMenses:
This is one reason I won't be visiting that shithole of a country called nigeria in a while

Ladies, please be careful and it's better to use intimacy gadgets than to date a jobless idiot without a legit job or potentials....

Who would date a guy without a job?

jakizio42:
Yh i do

Your contact pls

They will still follow it from behind

Macsjebs:
Anker products are great generally. My first powerbank served 3+years but lately don't know what's happening with gadgets, the last one had battery drain issues which the vendor said was nothing to worry but eventually didn't even last a year.

I still love their super fast PD charger thou

The Pd chargers are becoming expensive tho

IPhone 6s passcode disabled (Japan) 28k

0803768.68.37

Casino gaming isn’t for weak especially if you want to win big or love the attention it brings when staking higher, even Davido will go broke if he tries it,

PrettyBolu:
This story doesn't even make sense. You broke your sim card because of a guy you met less than 2 weeks ago? I don't understand

E shock you too abi

Divay22:
But everything isn't about sex...

Free monies, favors, attention, being pleased etc nko?

Cazzim:
imagine even you self.

How does cousin brother sound to you please?

MufasaLion:
Y'all and poor grammar. There's nothing like "cousin brother," it's "male cousin."

I dislike it when I see such term “cousin brother “ especially from a certain people

Burnt to death ke, No one deserves such death

omron:
I made that stupid mistake too
I married this stubborn lady from lagos state
Her father ran from the mother some yeas back .....even wen she took me to her father ..her father called me.to a closed door meeting asking me what I see in her that prompted me to marry her ...but then love cover my face....After getting married she begin to show her real character...she is so aggressive and agile cursing and abusing and nagging me ..
Today we are divorced after spending so much money on wedding.....Guysbbe careful who u marry ...life is not a bed of roses

Men take this subtle little curses and voice raising as nothing when dating,but it becomes a big deal and most times ladies see it as no big deal even when you caution them that it will affect them when kids starts to roll in.

Gentledove2U:
I agree with you sir. Marriage is a scam. As a man what better way to spend the old days than alone and miserable with no wife to tend to one and a string a bastards strewn around.

A married old man is always alone as the wife is always busy visiting grandkids and spending time with her kids or prepping for the next visit.

Candidlady:



Speechless

She was murdered in a/an hotel they'd call her a hooooe

now she was murdered in her house what would you call her?

Men got nothing to offer. They bring only pains and tears to this peaceful world of ours.

You raped her like that wasn't enough you stabbed her multiple times.


Dead gender


poor woman
Na wa o

Only an unmarried, childless, divorced woman can spew this.

Men have met their ends in the hands of women too , but not all women are bad or a dead gender, google the man who played the role Morpheus in the matrix and see how his life was ruined by the women he held dear even his mother.


Stop generalizing

The bands on the tongue

kowopealajo:
Ur mama fine?

Let’s see yours

IbrahimMav:
Nah the best gaming handheld right now is Steam deck.
Aya neo pro has a better cpu but bottlenecked by its gpu.
And this is where Steam deck is superior. Thanks to his powerful gpu, it runs AAA games better on 15 Watts than Aya neo pro on 28watts.
Aya neo doesn't have a prayer of besting steam deck until Aya neo 2 debuts.
It's supposed to be twice as powerful as steam deck....we will see.
As of right now tho, Steam deck is the better gaming handheld and a better value for money.

You got anyone ready to sell a steam deck?

princehinnex:
I am seriously saddened with how everyone is trying to drag a nuetral personality such as Pastor Adeboye into a dirty mess such as Tinubu......Baba has openly declared that he has no participation in politics and have never voted.......He is a father to Nigeria not just christians so let's calm down in trying to bring an anchor to your sinking ship Tinubu

Let adeboye stop visiting politicians or accepting visitations from them, the man is just after his pocket and influence. Even in the days of old prophets speak against the maltreatment of the populace but this fraud wines and fines with the thieves, hope you know now that the usually august convention is no longer free

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

If words from a woman easily gets to you avoid such women with a bad mouth , it might be a joke now but a big deal later and these are red flags.

;DWhat a life

Moh247:




PhD in Mathematics


If you think Baba Adeboye would toll the line of uneducated Religious bigot like Pastor Iginla over competency and logic then you don't know him

People like Bishop Kukah and Pastor Adeboye are more of a Philosopher

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Pastor Adeboye doesn’t have the goodwill of the people at mind , what is important to him is,;his pocket and influence

Jackson667:
America dey craze, imagine in the future Eminem is given best black rapper. If they can change their gender why not race

You got to be born with it and accept by that race

Is it free or does one have to pay ?

maikbanj:
Good morning dear Nairalanders,

Thank you for being there in the past with your timely advise(s). I am here again just to get some more on a case.

I have a girlfriend which I plan getting married to as both families are all involved. My girlfriend has had a bad past. She was once abused and all but then I was able to help shape her when I got into her life. I have been there for her in my own little way but lately, she has not been behaving too well and I am not happy about that fact.I will itemize these:

1. She once borrowed her friend her school fees to rent an apartment with the promise the friend was going to pay her back before exams started. Her friend failed to pay her back and I had to provide her with the money in order not to miss her exams. Note, the said friend is a female.

2. Second semester, her pops gave her school fees which I saw the alert. Yea,she travelled down to see me from Lag and she spent some but then I told her she would not have spent her school fees to come see me. Infact at that time I never knew she was going to come because I was sick but she did. So I told her not to touch her school fees again that I was going to refund her the money. She left and I refunded. I paid her flight back to Lagos.

I later found out my girlfriend didn’t pay that school fees. She spent it and when it was time to pay she kept complaining. I was mad at her wondering what she must have used it for. I scolded her and gave her part of the money.(N100k)

3. I have paid several debts for her as she made some mistakes in her online business and was swindled. The most recent one now, she went to get loans from apps online. I don’t even know what would have made her do that as I try assist her when she’s in need. I have warned her severally against borrowing but she went to borrow and now she’s into debt.

I have asked what she used the money for but she can’t even point to one thing. She said she used the initial loan for her personal needs and when she couldn’t pay back, she had to borrow from another app to pay and all. That’s how she kept borrowing to pay another till she borrowed from over 15 loan apps and her debt is running into 350k as at today.

I honestly can’t pay such an amount as I have my own personal problems to carry. I was mad because in the past I have warned her against borrowing and all. Now she’s in trouble and they’ve been threatening her to pay back.

I have told her I don’t have such monies to pay back and even if I had I won’t pay back. I have advised she talk to her parents and siblings about it but she has been scared. I have that money but I can’t pay back as I have more pressing needs to attend to. Since she has refused to tell her parents, I am thinking of telling her parents. I am very close to her family.

This is someone I wanna get married to but with all I’m seeing, I am already having doubts.

She’s from a very good home. Deep down, I love her and she does too. But why these problems, I don’t understand.

Please I seek your advice on how to handle this as I can’t pay such debts. I have done several in the past

Thanks

Ask yourself, do you think she would consider marrying you if you were so much into debt?

Ground nut oil wey u suppose get for house as it isn’t a perishable commodity don take all the money, you need to strategize (in sabinus voice)

3k suya (especially liver) is far more than that sef, buy fish or pork , buy things over time to store at home

orikoku:
IPhone 12 mini, it was sent to me by my brother but the IMEI number is not there. The screen and body is ok. 90k.

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