₦airaland Forum

Cazzim:
imagine even you self.

How does cousin brother sound to you please?

MufasaLion:
Y'all and poor grammar. There's nothing like "cousin brother," it's "male cousin."

I dislike it when I see such term “cousin brother “ especially from a certain people

Burnt to death ke, No one deserves such death

omron:
I made that stupid mistake too
I married this stubborn lady from lagos state
Her father ran from the mother some yeas back .....even wen she took me to her father ..her father called me.to a closed door meeting asking me what I see in her that prompted me to marry her ...but then love cover my face....After getting married she begin to show her real character...she is so aggressive and agile cursing and abusing and nagging me ..
Today we are divorced after spending so much money on wedding.....Guysbbe careful who u marry ...life is not a bed of roses

Men take this subtle little curses and voice raising as nothing when dating,but it becomes a big deal and most times ladies see it as no big deal even when you caution them that it will affect them when kids starts to roll in.

Gentledove2U:
I agree with you sir. Marriage is a scam. As a man what better way to spend the old days than alone and miserable with no wife to tend to one and a string a bastards strewn around.

A married old man is always alone as the wife is always busy visiting grandkids and spending time with her kids or prepping for the next visit.

Candidlady:



Speechless

She was murdered in a/an hotel they'd call her a hooooe

now she was murdered in her house what would you call her?

Men got nothing to offer. They bring only pains and tears to this peaceful world of ours.

You raped her like that wasn't enough you stabbed her multiple times.


Dead gender


poor woman
Na wa o

Only an unmarried, childless, divorced woman can spew this.

Men have met their ends in the hands of women too , but not all women are bad or a dead gender, google the man who played the role Morpheus in the matrix and see how his life was ruined by the women he held dear even his mother.


Stop generalizing

The bands on the tongue

kowopealajo:
Ur mama fine?

Let’s see yours

IbrahimMav:
Nah the best gaming handheld right now is Steam deck.
Aya neo pro has a better cpu but bottlenecked by its gpu.
And this is where Steam deck is superior. Thanks to his powerful gpu, it runs AAA games better on 15 Watts than Aya neo pro on 28watts.
Aya neo doesn't have a prayer of besting steam deck until Aya neo 2 debuts.
It's supposed to be twice as powerful as steam deck....we will see.
As of right now tho, Steam deck is the better gaming handheld and a better value for money.

You got anyone ready to sell a steam deck?

princehinnex:
I am seriously saddened with how everyone is trying to drag a nuetral personality such as Pastor Adeboye into a dirty mess such as Tinubu......Baba has openly declared that he has no participation in politics and have never voted.......He is a father to Nigeria not just christians so let's calm down in trying to bring an anchor to your sinking ship Tinubu

Let adeboye stop visiting politicians or accepting visitations from them, the man is just after his pocket and influence. Even in the days of old prophets speak against the maltreatment of the populace but this fraud wines and fines with the thieves, hope you know now that the usually august convention is no longer free

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

If words from a woman easily gets to you avoid such women with a bad mouth , it might be a joke now but a big deal later and these are red flags.

;DWhat a life

Moh247:




PhD in Mathematics


If you think Baba Adeboye would toll the line of uneducated Religious bigot like Pastor Iginla over competency and logic then you don't know him

People like Bishop Kukah and Pastor Adeboye are more of a Philosopher

.

Pastor Adeboye doesn’t have the goodwill of the people at mind , what is important to him is,;his pocket and influence

Jackson667:
America dey craze, imagine in the future Eminem is given best black rapper. If they can change their gender why not race

You got to be born with it and accept by that race

Is it free or does one have to pay ?

maikbanj:
Good morning dear Nairalanders,

Thank you for being there in the past with your timely advise(s). I am here again just to get some more on a case.

I have a girlfriend which I plan getting married to as both families are all involved. My girlfriend has had a bad past. She was once abused and all but then I was able to help shape her when I got into her life. I have been there for her in my own little way but lately, she has not been behaving too well and I am not happy about that fact.I will itemize these:

1. She once borrowed her friend her school fees to rent an apartment with the promise the friend was going to pay her back before exams started. Her friend failed to pay her back and I had to provide her with the money in order not to miss her exams. Note, the said friend is a female.

2. Second semester, her pops gave her school fees which I saw the alert. Yea,she travelled down to see me from Lag and she spent some but then I told her she would not have spent her school fees to come see me. Infact at that time I never knew she was going to come because I was sick but she did. So I told her not to touch her school fees again that I was going to refund her the money. She left and I refunded. I paid her flight back to Lagos.

I later found out my girlfriend didn’t pay that school fees. She spent it and when it was time to pay she kept complaining. I was mad at her wondering what she must have used it for. I scolded her and gave her part of the money.(N100k)

3. I have paid several debts for her as she made some mistakes in her online business and was swindled. The most recent one now, she went to get loans from apps online. I don’t even know what would have made her do that as I try assist her when she’s in need. I have warned her severally against borrowing but she went to borrow and now she’s into debt.

I have asked what she used the money for but she can’t even point to one thing. She said she used the initial loan for her personal needs and when she couldn’t pay back, she had to borrow from another app to pay and all. That’s how she kept borrowing to pay another till she borrowed from over 15 loan apps and her debt is running into 350k as at today.

I honestly can’t pay such an amount as I have my own personal problems to carry. I was mad because in the past I have warned her against borrowing and all. Now she’s in trouble and they’ve been threatening her to pay back.

I have told her I don’t have such monies to pay back and even if I had I won’t pay back. I have advised she talk to her parents and siblings about it but she has been scared. I have that money but I can’t pay back as I have more pressing needs to attend to. Since she has refused to tell her parents, I am thinking of telling her parents. I am very close to her family.

This is someone I wanna get married to but with all I’m seeing, I am already having doubts.

She’s from a very good home. Deep down, I love her and she does too. But why these problems, I don’t understand.

Please I seek your advice on how to handle this as I can’t pay such debts. I have done several in the past

Thanks

Ask yourself, do you think she would consider marrying you if you were so much into debt?

Ground nut oil wey u suppose get for house as it isn’t a perishable commodity don take all the money, you need to strategize (in sabinus voice)

3k suya (especially liver) is far more than that sef, buy fish or pork , buy things over time to store at home

orikoku:
IPhone 12 mini, it was sent to me by my brother but the IMEI number is not there. The screen and body is ok. 90k.

Your location and contact

wildlife9999:
Quality power bank

I need this pls

comatekeke:
Earpiece that need apps to run them ke.
That's a brick.
What are you saying?

These are premium devices that allows or give you access to fine tune sounds , turn them to heating aids, enable ambient sounds, noise cancellation, super hearing etc

Buy earphones that would need apps to run them , you won’t be cheated

DenreleDave:
Wait oo.. U r in ur ealey 30s and u r looking for sumone upto 42 years of age..... Are you okay sir? 42 ke


But then, how do u intend to finance ur marriage now Dt u r currently job hunting?

This is why I always say women are married to the jobs (income) that men do not the men themselves.

It is ok for a lady who is jobless to seek marriage but it’s weird for a man to do the same and they want equality.

BrickDevo:
Please where can i buy, i don check stores tire

Come agbara

pawsofdikeje:
I have this items for sale

1. Dell vostro laptop: Motherboard is bad and hard drive has been removed (N30,000.00)
2. Multipurpose handtool set: N25,000.00

If you can repair the Dell laptop, I don’t mind if you can reach out as she’s my sweetheart

PawsofDikeje 0-8-0-2-2-2-2-7-2-6-2

Location pls , interested in the multipurpose hand tool set

FutureFocus:
I have this 28 inches LG Smart TV , WebOS . 2018 Model , Europe Standard
Netflix
YouTube
Prime etc


Cast to screen
Browser -
40k Only.
Not negotiable, it’s got no flaw and it’s smart.

Location is Lekki

Still available?

etiosa24:
Good day, my iphone 8 is Not charging. Tried using different iphone chargers but still the same issue. Always showing 0% but then it's not charging. What could be the issue phone engineers.

Use a wireless pad to charge instead

Protein0:
Available.

It’s firmware pls?

Alloyhardu:
Your WhatsApp number

08037686837

Moneyboyz:
You are very lucky to have that, v1 unpatched are hot cake.
I bet you didn't know you can hack it before you bought the cartridges.

It’s before the hack n others came with it

Avengant glyph (watch tv on the go, plane, office, bedroom, more like carrying a 55” tv with you)with Roku premiere 4k resolution ( can use any micro usb charger) - 95k ,

Turtle beach stealth 700 PlayStation 45k (no Bluetooth dongle)