₦airaland Forum

youngsum:
Hello nairalanders rejoys with me


Today the 5th of December I received my first salary in life as a fresh graduate which I was employed as a school teacher last month.


Do you think I will be able to get marry with this salary by next December?

rejoys ko rejane ne. As a graduate and a teacher, see wetin you de write. 😲🤔 Your thinking is another level of stupidity. Poor people truly are the ones that will give birth to thousands of children with nothing to help their life. 😡 Jesus wept! I bleed! 😏

CoronaVirusPro:
Another way will open!

No measures can stop Nigerians!

Husband and wife will get nursing degree and migrate differently.

EDUECO:
Why not charge ₦‎60,000( ₦‎60,000 × 130 passengers will give ₦‎7,800,000)?

₦‎250,000 ×6 passengers just gave the airline ₦‎1,500,000

The manager of this airline is clueless just like a typical Nigerian politician!

if na oyinbo, they will prefer to close down the business if it's impossible to run... But your country prefer waste cos some few hediots can afford it. Rubbish! 😡

If e crash, you die alone. 🙌

plaindealer:
DJ's and event hype people are paid to hype and sing praises, but ipobs still want us to belive that a common introduction hype means she's the queen of Nigeria.

Are you ipobs new to parties and what hype people and announcers say and how they sing praises?

These unexposed villagers sef..

as you mumu reach, who now pay them to talk rubbish line this one? 🤔😡

Since 2006. 😎

Location and 100k?

Try that with my sister or wife and collect high tension slap no matter who u be?

Omoo I need am o. I no wan fada anoda man pikin o...

Rossikk:
I don't understand why we need these whites or Asians around to be building our roads in this day and age.

What do they teach civil engineering students in all the universities we have?

Your mentality dey anyhow just like those house our indigenous people dey build. Common togolese build better house than your own people so it's not about the white. Average Nigerian na scammer and very greedy...

Morbeta11:
Impossicant......in this world and the next....am one of the fortunate ones that wouldn't border wasting money on DNA cos its all out in the public to see my spermatozoa is very healthy

maybe you be albino sha 😁😀

Melagros:
The political dynamics in Nigeria is dramatic and full of setbacks, some governors resisted the gentleman's agreement they had with their godfathers and made headway, unfortunately, others could not!
Please permit me to be brief/to summarise

KATSINA STATE: Shema vs. Yar'adua; Shema defied Yar'adua orders, sacks SSG who's Yar'adua's relative

ADAMAWA STATE: Atiku vs Haruna; when Atiku became the vice president and he wanted to dictate leadership for Boni Haruna but the later resisted and served his people

GOMBE STATE: Goje vs. Dankwambo; after Goje worked hard for Dankwambo to succeed him to pilot the affairs of the state thinking is gonna be a smooth ride but his boy rebelled against his boss which till date they are not in good terms

AKWA IBOM STATE: Attah vs. Akpabio; Akpaboi who's the current Nigeria's senate president also had altercations with his former boss

AKWA IBOM STATE: Akpabio vs. Udom; Udom had dished out what Akpabio dished to Attah

ABIA STATE: Kalu vs. Orji; when Kalu wanted to remote-control Orji, but Orji almost killed the political career of Kalu in Abi State

ANAMBRA STATE: The Ubas vs Ngige; if Ngige is not a strong politician the Ubas could have messed him up in that state

EDO STATE: Oshiomhole vs Obaseki; Obaseki warned Oshiomhole that Edo State is not Lagos, immediately Oshiomhole behaved himself

RIVERS STATE: Ameachi vs Odili; Ameachi silenced Odili's political career in Rivers State

RIVERS STATE: Obj vs Ameachi; Ameachi defied Obasanjo's 'K leg' syndrome and became a governor

DELTA STATE: Uduaghan vs Okowa; when Okowa became governor citizens thought that Okowa would become a 'boy-boy' for the former, but Uduaghan was silent throughout the tenure of Okowa

RIVERS STATE: Wike vs Fubara; currently Fubara is on the final phase of sealing political domination of his predecessor

KADUNA STATE: El'Rufai vs Uba; Uba has already sent El'Rufai packing from the politics of Kaduna State and El'Rufai is on exile right now

KANO STATE: Kwankwaso vs Ganduje; unless it takes the intervention of God Ganduje has shredded the political career of his former boss

IMO STATE: Okorocha vs Uzodinma; Uzodinma has sentenced the political structure of Okorocha to life imprison

However, the case was different for some governors who tried to defy their godfathers orders and those governors received the greatest humiliation of their life/political careers

LAGOS STATE: Tinubu vs Ambode; Tinubu dealt with Ambode mercilessly to the extent that Tinubu forbade Ambode from succeeding for second term

LAGOS STATE: ...what was the circumstance that led to the elimination of Funsho Williams from the political arena of Lagos state?

LAGOS STATE: Tinubu vs Osinbanjo; Tinubu prevented Osinbanjo from succeeding Buhari

OYO STATE: Ibadan big boy vs Ladoja; when Rasheed Ladoja tried to challenge his godfather, Ladoja was humiliated with impeachment

OYO STATE:...what was the mystery behind the assassination of Bola Ige?

OGUN STATE: Obasanjo vs Osoba; Obasanjo allotted only one tenure for Osoba for trying to defy his orders

OGUN STATE: Obasanjo vs Bankole; Obasanjo vowed that in his life time, Bankole will never rule Ogun State and it's playing out

OSUN STATE: Aregbosola vs Oyetola; when the later dared the former, one term became his national anthem

KWARA STATE: Saraki (sr) vs Adesina; since godfatherism exists in that state, Lam Adesina served that state only one tenure, Saraki (sr) removed him and replaced him with Saraki (jn)

Distinguished ladies and gentlemen
Thank you all

you forgot Benue. Suswam and Akume, Akume and Otorm. Etc

bigiyaro:
Nigerians and doing things anyhow are like 5&6. You get money buy 500 million car, you no fit put 100k tracker for the car. Go buy another land and build another mansion, if you like, no use lawyer buy the land and no authenticate your property from the right source.

they prefer touts! I'm sure they will be looking for lawyers now when it's already too late.

This is gross! 🤢🤮🤮🤮

idpomping:
Samsung note 10 plus available forsale

where and how much?

If you brush in the night before you sleep then eat and brush again after, if not brush before you begin your day. 🤗

People dey worry on beta things, your own na bear bear . It's natural thing. Ask ur parents why you're not getting bears and leave us the hell alone! 😡

JoshuaAkinmi:
Are u within Ikorodu. Chat me up on 08138803091 let Me help u format it

no. However it's been fixed. Thanks! I'll keep your number in case.

Who is nnpp to give conditions? Put the votes given to LP and PDP, it's enough to eradicate any other party in Nigeria. Kwankwaso na scam and Kano president only!

nurey:
CDCARE

they will not deliver it until full payment is made so this will not help op. 😒☹️😏

Shameless people. So who him inherit am from if not your looters association you called your party? 😒😡 Don't annoy us this morning o! 😡😡

I no wan hear another story of micro pen*s again o 😒

I'm very disappointed in the way Chelsea played. Such high line defence and no midfielder to lob balls to wingers and win with far more margin? 🤔 If na mancity, dem for collect 5 HT then collect extra 6 later.

EFCC1:
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🤣😂😂 Nostalgic all the way.

idpomping:
want to sell my Note 10 plus ,any interested buyer should holla at me 07088584480

how much?

BOSSkesh:
So many controversies
I believe he’s a good ref sha

good ke 😡 He's full of controversies.

Batidiots will believe this crap and stay hungry. 😂😂

Oga for Nigeria, na 170-180k.

That cricket no mean anything to me even when I try to understand it... Rugby is more easy and I'm yet to learn all about it. Maybe cos African teams (Nigeria) don't partake in it that's why.

Why the rush? Probably to avoid the fbi files.

He's a big fool. So gej was a magician abi. Such level of hypocrisy. 😏