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Nairaland / General / Ebola Went Bola Came by Jeholinkz(m): 8:13am On Feb 25 |
We escape EBOLA in Nigeria , then boom APC brought BOLA himself to show us shege banza. ππππππ Now Nigerians will understand why our national anthem end with SO HELP ME GOD.
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Politics / Suspended CBN Governor Now Bishop by Jeholinkz(m): 4:56am On Aug 02, 2023 |
Meet Pastor Bishop Godwin Emefiele of the New Naira Notes Miracle and Financial Deliverance Ministry ππ€£ 1 Like
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Business / Laptop For Sale,4gb Ram,1terbyte ROM by Jeholinkz(m): 8:22am On Apr 03, 2022 |
A laptop with below specifications is available for grab Price 200,000 Dell core i3 11th gen Vostro 15 3000 15.6" HD Display Spill resistant keyboard 4gig ram 1terabyte Location is Makurdi benue state Waybill to other states is Guarantee Whatsapp number 07035646003 Call number 09155388559
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Business / MTN Nigeria 20th Anniversary by Jeholinkz(m): 12:35am On Aug 08, 2021 |
Congratulations to you on this very big occasion. It has been a wonderful journey altogether. Letβs hope for the best in the coming years! Happy 20th Anniversary celebration in Nigeria #MTNnigeria #TogetherAt20 Jehoshaphat Usaar (Customer) From Makurdi cares 1 Like 1 Share
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Nairaland / General / Re: Birthday Message To Benue State University Vc by Jeholinkz(m): 12:42am On Aug 01, 2021 |
Happy birthday Sir |
Nairaland / General / Birthday Message To Benue State University Vc by Jeholinkz(m): 12:35am On Aug 01, 2021 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR VICE CHANCELLOR,PROF TOR JOSEPH IORAPUU. There are millions of people around the world celebrating their birthday today,1st August,2021. But as usual,he just has a way of standing out. Happy birthday to BSU's Digital VC,the indefatigable, resourceful and visionary vice chancellor of one among the best state university in Nigeria Prof Tor Joseph Iorapuu,a man whom wisdom, success and humility sit in harmony.wishing you God's endless blessings today and always Sir. CMR JEHOSHAPHAT USAAR SSA To vc on social media affairs (self Appointed)
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Education / Re: Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 4:23pm On Jun 07, 2021 |
99thEnemy:You well so? How is uniagric take concern bsu here |
Education / Re: Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 8:49am On Jun 03, 2021 |
sapphiere:Like seriously? Thanks for the compliment |
Education / Re: Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 1:03am On Jun 03, 2021 |
landforeast:Seriously ooo 23 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 5:39pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
BRIEF BIOGRAPHY OF COMRADE AKER AGATHA SOOHEMBA (BSU SU president Elect ) As written by Jogo Francis Fakwagh. Aker Agatha Soohemba was born in January 1998 to the family of Brother and Lady Aker of Mbachohon Council ward, Gwer Local Government area of Benue State. She is the first child Among four children. Agatha started her Primary Education at Christ Anglican Nursery and Primary School Makurdi in 2003, where she gained her first school leaving certificate, she graduated in 2009 after serving her primary school in capacity of the assistant head girl. She gained admission into Government model College Markurdi from 2009 and in 2012 she obtained her JSCE. Agatha during her Senior Secondary school days was made the Head Girl of the school in the year 2013 in her SS 2. She successfully completed her secondary education at Government Model in 2015. Aker Agatha Soo who's aspirations where to become a lawyer, after fufiling all the requirements was admitted into Benue State University Makurdi Faculty of law, where she is presently studying as a 400 Level Student of law. At a tender age, the comrade had passion for humanitarian Services and at such has always volunteered to serve in NGOs that offer Humanitarian services, those that promote the welfare of the younger generation in particular. At the age of 12, She began as a volunteer with OVC, a foundation put in place under Jireh Doo. She is currently a volunteer with Race Africa, an NGO with the sole ideology of Youth Development. The Comrade is also the Benue ambassador to Joshua of Nigeria and peace Initiative. Comrade Agatha, through her humanitarian initiatives pottrays an image of a selfless fellow who sees herself as an advocate for change and human development for all that she does is usually to positively affect the lives of people around her especially those domicile in Makurdi for now. Skills and Vocations: She has acquired vocational skills in 1) Photography 2) Videography 3) Barbing and hair styling She is also an Associate Member with Institute of abiterators at Mediators Academy. She has served as treasurer, Catholic Law Students' Association of Nigeria, (CALSAN) BSU in 2020. In May 2021 Comrade Aker Agatha Soohemba was appointed Coordinator, Association of Nigerian Female Students (ANFS) Benue State University Chapter, a position she is currently serving. Today, in quest for social development and passion to serve humanity in greater heights Congratulations to her Posted by comrd JEHOSHAPHAT USAAR SSA TO VC on social media affairs (self appointed) 23 Likes
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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 17, 2020 |
OyinO:I pray so ooo 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 12:15pm On Oct 17, 2020 |
SamuelAnyawu:He is live there |
Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:56am On Oct 17, 2020 |
Vanzcharles:I wish I was the one to get this Golden opportunity I would have send my credentials immediately writing in case if the opportunity can be extended |
Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:33am On Oct 17, 2020 |
The best solution...not just ending sars alone 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:25am On Oct 17, 2020 |
DamZik:I believe you.. Now Now now 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2020 |
More pictures from the protest... 11 Likes
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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:20am On Oct 17, 2020 |
Acekidc4:I so much believe if we don't give up things we definitely change for good in this country 34 Likes |
Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:19am On Oct 17, 2020 |
Nigerian youths are saying enough is enough 11 Likes |
Politics / Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:07am On Oct 17, 2020 |
Behold the protesters at #IBB square Makurdi, Benue state this morning! This is getting more serious and interesting! Correct me if I'm wrong, but something tells me there is more than meets the eye about this protest. This is more than a protest! There is something spiritual or divinely orchestrated about this! This may be the beginning of a new Nigeria! This may shape 2023 #EndSARS #endunemployment #Endnopaymentofsalary 27 Likes 3 Shares
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Business / Re: Who Had Tron For Sale At Affordable Prices by Jeholinkz(m): 7:27am On Oct 12, 2020 |
How many trons do you need? Call me on 07025588686 |
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Buys New Helicopter For Rural Evangelism by Jeholinkz(m): 5:24pm On Sep 03, 2020 |
truthfulparrot:Hypocrite everywhere..can you compare the time of Jesus with our recent time |
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
Admins please move this to front page Thanks |
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:43pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
Is becoming to much nau. Every activities in the country are running Norma now, why our own case is different? Just last month my house rent expired I was forced to go and pack my things out |
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:40pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
paulolee:Many that were saying that never knew it will take much time like this I guess so |
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:38pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
We pray Government take actions concerning Our resumption |
Education / Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:31pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
Today, the 19th of August, 2020 Nigerian students under the umbrella bodies of National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), national Association of Polytechnic Students (NAPS), National Association of University Students (NAUS) and National Association of Nigerian College of Education Students (NANCES) have all gathered at the Unity Fountain, FCT Abuja to protest the continued closure of schools amidst covid19. The National President of NAPS, comrade Adekanbi Sunday who spoke to news men at the ongoing peaceful protest by concerned students said that students had stayed home for more than necessary. NAPS President Adekanbi at the Unity Fountain (Image credit: Live Update from The Venue) He questioned the logic behind closing of schools whereas Churches, Markets, Work places have since been opened and that the closure had become longer than necessary. Students gathered amidst security presence at the protest venue In his words, Mr. Adekanbi said "we are here today to demand the reopening of our schools and campuses, The Federal government must realize that ASUU cannot dictate to them when to reopen schools, lecturers are at home doing nothing and yet are getting paid their salaries, it is either they resume classes and work for their money and other entitlement or the federal government should stop paying their salaries," Students demonstrating at the venue "For many students, their house rents have expired, they school fees is counting, final year students cannot graduate in peace, this is only equal to sabotage and delay of the destiny of our students, we therefore call on the government to reopen our campuseeventss", he concluded. Dio addressing students The Coordinator of NANS Zone C, Abah Owoicho and Senate President of NAPS, Comrade Dio Rex Oghale also spoke about the closure of schools. Dio Speaking with newsmen Mr Dio said "we are tired, let us look at it this way, people go to church, mosque, market, attend attend weddings and other events,.
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Business / Re: Face-Mask Can Cause Failed ATM Transactions - Banks by Jeholinkz(m): 2:05pm On Jul 09, 2020 |
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Politics / Re: Fg, Covid19 And ASUU Meeting Update by Jeholinkz(m): 5:10pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
sageprime:Hahahaha no kill me with laugh |
Politics / Fg, Covid19 And ASUU Meeting Update by Jeholinkz(m): 4:47pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
BREAKING NEWS. Finally! Finally! After a long deliberation that lasted for more than 9 hours between the Committees on Covid-19 and top government dignitaries which included the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, Senate President, Speaker of House of Representatives, DGSS, chief of army staff,chief of defense,Minister of Labour and Employment, Minister of Power and Housing, Minister of Transportation, Chief of Army Staff, all the State Governors, the Inspector General of Police and other respected stake holders, it has been unanimously resolved that today is Saturday and the day after today will be Sunday .... |
Romance / Wooing A Spiritual Sister. by Jeholinkz(m): 11:16am On Jun 14, 2020 |
Dear Spiritual Sisters, Just because a gentle believing brother asked you out at church doesn't make him any less spiritual, and neither does it reduce his anointing. Do not loose your respect for him because he ministers in the morning and woos you at night, do not look down on his level of grace because he leads Bible study on Sunday and sends you love poems on Friday, say no in a polite manner if you do not feel any personal conviction to return interest. Do not judge him, for above everything else love is a basic necessity of life, after all if we don't toast you in the presence of God where else again? Is it in the club we will now go and do it? And you too Spiritual Brother, It's like I will have to do a special series on how to woo a believing sister, because you people are equally not encouraging at all. The way you approach a sister in faith matters a lot, some of you are born again but your toasting skills still needs some serious repentance, you'll just carry your street credibility and enter the house of God. See guys, there is nothing spiritual about toasting, open up and say it as it is doing you, don't approach a sister and start talking about how Nebuchadnezzar prayed for a wife and God heard him, go straight to the matters arising and forget about how Jonah swallowed the big fish, abi it was the fish that even swallowed Jonah That was how I was doing my 5minutes mediation after service one Sunday when one choir master approached a sister beside me like; " hi, i was watching you all through service, I love the way you worship" Arrh arrhh watchman! You love the way she worship how? Are you assistant Holy Spirit? all in a bid to maintain his spiritual status in her eyes, haba uncle, this is one of the few battles where we are allowed to use small carnal weapons. Start by complimenting her first, shower her with a little honest Jesus praise. Let me show you, start like this; "Hi, wow! you look so nice in that blue dress (pause and wait for her to smile and say thank you, then pounce) been kinda observing you around lately, and I just thought I could come over and introduce myself in a bit, my name is Theophilus , (pause and wait for her to tell you hers, if you like go and be rushing, then pounce again) nice to meet you Chocolate. Hope you enjoyed the service today? (Wait again for her reply, then end the spiritual move there, don't go and be asking her what she learnt from pastor's preaching, go straight to the point) will I be asking for too much if i ask you out to a movie next weekend? Or, got any plans for next weekend? Cos I have two karaoke tickets and I was wondering if you would like to go with me. (If she says she's not free) nicely say 'oh , alright, maybe another time then, I will see you at the midweek service on Tuesday, enjoy a good week Chocolate." That's it, don't go and be asking for phone number, relax, knowing her name is a first victory, there's always a next Sunday) (If she says she's free, great) Nicely sound a little bit surprise, like 'oh wow, really, so mind if I give you a call sometime during the week to remind you? (Sure she'll say okay) then ask for her number. When you get it, stand there and call her first to make sure it rings, because some of these our sisters too can weak somebody, before She'll go and give you Angel Gabriel's phone number because you have mouth odour, So when you confirm it, just end with "thanks Chocolate, I will give you a call, enjoy a beautiful week, bye. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Settling Matters Here by Jeholinkz(m): 11:40am On May 29, 2020 |
Nepa carry police go cut light for another police station..we de on the mata now |
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