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Nairaland / General / Ebola Went Bola Came by Jeholinkz(m): 8:13am On Feb 25
We escape EBOLA in Nigeria , then boom APC brought
BOLA himself to show us shege banza.
πŸ™†πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™‰
Now Nigerians will understand why our national anthem end with
SO HELP ME GOD.

Politics / Suspended CBN Governor Now Bishop by Jeholinkz(m): 4:56am On Aug 02, 2023
Meet Pastor Bishop Godwin Emefiele of the New Naira Notes Miracle and Financial Deliverance Ministry πŸ˜›πŸ€£

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Business / Laptop For Sale,4gb Ram,1terbyte ROM by Jeholinkz(m): 8:22am On Apr 03, 2022
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Call number 09155388559

Business / MTN Nigeria 20th Anniversary by Jeholinkz(m): 12:35am On Aug 08, 2021
Congratulations to you on this very big occasion. It has been a wonderful journey altogether. Let’s hope for the best in the coming years!
Happy 20th Anniversary celebration in Nigeria
#MTNnigeria
#TogetherAt20
Jehoshaphat Usaar
(Customer)
From Makurdi cares

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Nairaland / General / Re: Birthday Message To Benue State University Vc by Jeholinkz(m): 12:42am On Aug 01, 2021
Happy birthday Sir
Nairaland / General / Birthday Message To Benue State University Vc by Jeholinkz(m): 12:35am On Aug 01, 2021
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR VICE CHANCELLOR,PROF TOR JOSEPH IORAPUU.
There are millions of people around the world celebrating their birthday today,1st August,2021. But as usual,he just has a way of standing out.
Happy birthday to BSU's Digital VC,the indefatigable, resourceful and visionary vice chancellor of one among the best state university in Nigeria Prof Tor Joseph Iorapuu,a man whom wisdom, success and humility sit in harmony.wishing you God's endless blessings today and always Sir.
CMR JEHOSHAPHAT USAAR
SSA To vc on social media affairs (self Appointed)

Education / Re: Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 4:23pm On Jun 07, 2021
99thEnemy:
Not True, the first was in an Idoma girl in University of Agriculture Makurdi in 2013 or so.
You well so? How is uniagric take concern bsu here
Education / Re: Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 8:49am On Jun 03, 2021
sapphiere:
Thank you Op. Thank you mod. This post just made my day.

The FUTURE is FEMALE
Like seriously?
Thanks for the compliment
Education / Re: Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 1:03am On Jun 03, 2021
landforeast:

How can You take a glance at a Lady and the first thing that comes to ur mind is sex. Try to change my dear, that lifestyle is not good.
Seriously ooo

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Education / Meet Ake Agatha: The First Female SU President In Benue State University Makurdi by Jeholinkz(m): 5:39pm On Jun 02, 2021
BRIEF BIOGRAPHY OF COMRADE AKER AGATHA SOOHEMBA
(BSU SU president Elect )

As written by Jogo Francis Fakwagh.

Aker Agatha Soohemba was born in January 1998 to the family of Brother and Lady Aker of Mbachohon Council ward, Gwer Local Government area of Benue State. She is the first child Among four children.

Agatha started her Primary Education at Christ Anglican Nursery and Primary School Makurdi in 2003, where she gained her first school leaving certificate, she graduated in 2009 after serving her primary school in capacity of the assistant head girl.

She gained admission into Government model College Markurdi from 2009 and in 2012 she obtained her JSCE.

Agatha during her Senior Secondary school days was made the Head Girl of the school in the year 2013 in her SS 2.

She successfully completed her secondary education at Government Model in 2015.
Aker Agatha Soo who's aspirations where to become a lawyer, after fufiling all the requirements was admitted into Benue State University Makurdi Faculty of law, where she is presently studying as a 400 Level Student of law.

At a tender age, the comrade had passion for humanitarian Services and at such has always volunteered to serve in NGOs that offer Humanitarian services, those that promote the welfare of the younger generation in particular.

At the age of 12, She began as a volunteer with OVC, a foundation put in place under Jireh Doo.

She is currently a volunteer with Race Africa, an NGO with the sole ideology of Youth Development.

The Comrade is also the Benue ambassador to Joshua of Nigeria and peace Initiative.
Comrade Agatha, through her humanitarian initiatives pottrays an image of a selfless fellow who sees herself as an advocate for change and human development for all that she does is usually to positively affect the lives of people around her especially those domicile in Makurdi for now.
Skills and Vocations:
She has acquired vocational skills in
1) Photography
2) Videography
3) Barbing and hair styling
She is also an Associate Member with Institute of abiterators at Mediators Academy.

She has served as treasurer, Catholic Law Students' Association of Nigeria, (CALSAN) BSU in 2020.

In May 2021 Comrade Aker Agatha Soohemba was appointed Coordinator, Association of Nigerian Female Students (ANFS) Benue State University Chapter, a position she is currently serving.

Today, in quest for social development and passion to serve humanity in greater heights
Congratulations to her

Posted by comrd JEHOSHAPHAT USAAR
SSA TO VC on social media affairs (self appointed)

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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 17, 2020
OyinO:
Very Good Development!!!
This is the prophesy of Fela Anikulapo coming to fulfillment. True Change is here!
I pray so ooo

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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 12:15pm On Oct 17, 2020
SamuelAnyawu:


Pastor Nicodemus
He is live there
Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:56am On Oct 17, 2020
Vanzcharles:


Do you need help? I can get you a job if you need. What are your qualifications? Abia state won't help you. Help yourself bro.

Incase you are in need of Job, I can get you one.
I wish I was the one to get this Golden opportunity I would have send my credentials immediately writing in case if the opportunity can be extended
Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:33am On Oct 17, 2020
The best solution...not just ending sars alone

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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:25am On Oct 17, 2020
DamZik:

Revolution is now!

#End_SWAT

#Restructure_NIGERIA
I believe you..
Now Now now

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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2020
More pictures from the protest...

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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:20am On Oct 17, 2020
Acekidc4:
Revolution is already taking Place....Kudos to the Resilient Youths.....We Move Forward
#FowardeverBackwardnever

Solidarity is for Ever Solidarity is ever Solidarity is for Ever we will always fight for our Rights.

I so much believe if we don't give up things we definitely change for good in this country

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Politics / Re: Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:19am On Oct 17, 2020
Nigerian youths are saying enough is enough

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Politics / Endsars Protest Live From Benue State. by Jeholinkz(m): 10:07am On Oct 17, 2020
Behold the protesters at #IBB square Makurdi, Benue state this morning!
This is getting more serious and interesting!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but something tells me there is more than meets the eye about this protest.
This is more than a protest! There is something spiritual or divinely orchestrated about this!
This may be the beginning of a new Nigeria! This may shape 2023
#EndSARS
#endunemployment
#Endnopaymentofsalary

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Business / Re: Who Had Tron For Sale At Affordable Prices by Jeholinkz(m): 7:27am On Oct 12, 2020
How many trons do you need?
Call me on 07025588686
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Buys New Helicopter For Rural Evangelism by Jeholinkz(m): 5:24pm On Sep 03, 2020
truthfulparrot:
Jesus entered Jerusalem riding a donkey. In his days, it was the poor that use donkeys as means of transportation while the rich used horses and chariots.

It is rather sad that most Nigerians pastors are materialistics and do not follow the footsteps of Jesus. I don't need the help of any pastor to serve my God. I would rather give money to the poor and less privileged than pay tithes to these Pharisees called pastors.
Hypocrite everywhere..can you compare the time of Jesus with our recent time
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2020
Admins please move this to front page
Thanks
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:43pm On Aug 19, 2020
Is becoming to much nau.
Every activities in the country are running Norma now, why our own case is different?
Just last month my house rent expired I was forced to go and pack my things out
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:40pm On Aug 19, 2020
paulolee:
them serious oo....dts good coming from the same sets of youths that said las las school na scam jus few months back..
Many that were saying that never knew it will take much time like this I guess so
Education / Re: Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:38pm On Aug 19, 2020
We pray Government take actions concerning Our resumption
Education / Naus Made A Peaceful Protest Today Over Long Closure Of Schools by Jeholinkz(m): 5:31pm On Aug 19, 2020
Today, the 19th of August, 2020
Nigerian students under the umbrella bodies of National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), national Association of Polytechnic Students (NAPS), National Association of University Students (NAUS) and National Association of Nigerian College of Education Students (NANCES) have all gathered at the Unity Fountain, FCT Abuja to protest the continued closure of schools amidst covid19.
The National President of NAPS, comrade Adekanbi Sunday who spoke to news men at the ongoing peaceful protest by concerned students said that students had stayed home for more than necessary.
NAPS President Adekanbi at the Unity Fountain (Image credit: Live Update from The Venue)
He questioned the logic behind closing of schools whereas Churches, Markets, Work places have since been opened and that the closure had become longer than necessary.
Students gathered amidst security presence at the protest venue
In his words, Mr. Adekanbi said "we are here today to demand the reopening of our schools and campuses, The Federal government must realize that ASUU cannot dictate to them when to reopen schools, lecturers are at home doing nothing and yet are getting paid their salaries, it is either they resume classes and work for their money and other entitlement or the federal government should stop paying their salaries,"
Students demonstrating at the venue
"For many students, their house rents have expired, they school fees is counting, final year students cannot graduate in peace, this is only equal to sabotage and delay of the destiny of our students, we therefore call on the government to reopen our campuseeventss", he concluded.
Dio addressing students
The Coordinator of NANS Zone C, Abah Owoicho and Senate President of NAPS, Comrade Dio Rex Oghale also spoke about the closure of schools.
Dio Speaking with newsmen
Mr Dio said "we are tired, let us look at it this way, people go to church, mosque, market, attend attend weddings and other events,.

Business / Re: Face-Mask Can Cause Failed ATM Transactions - Banks by Jeholinkz(m): 2:05pm On Jul 09, 2020
Astrologyfact:
Please Naira land help me, how can I receive money from South Africa?? Any one with experience?? What method can someone from South Africa use to send money to Nigeria apart from Banks...any online app?
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Politics / Re: Fg, Covid19 And ASUU Meeting Update by Jeholinkz(m): 5:10pm On Jul 04, 2020
sageprime:
Jesus Christ....... You need brain therapy grin grin grin
Hahahaha no kill me with laugh
Politics / Fg, Covid19 And ASUU Meeting Update by Jeholinkz(m): 4:47pm On Jul 04, 2020
BREAKING NEWS.
Finally! Finally!
After a long deliberation that lasted for more than 9 hours between the Committees on Covid-19 and top government dignitaries which included the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, Senate President, Speaker of House of Representatives, DGSS, chief of army staff,chief of defense,Minister of Labour and Employment, Minister of Power and Housing, Minister of Transportation, Chief of Army Staff, all the State Governors, the Inspector General of Police and other respected stake holders, it has been unanimously resolved that today is Saturday and the day after today will be Sunday ....
Romance / Wooing A Spiritual Sister. by Jeholinkz(m): 11:16am On Jun 14, 2020
Dear Spiritual Sisters,
Just because a gentle believing brother asked you out at church doesn't make him any less spiritual, and neither does it reduce his anointing. Do not loose your respect for him because he ministers in the morning and woos you at night, do not look down on his level of grace because he leads Bible study on Sunday and sends you love poems on Friday, say no in a polite manner if you do not feel any personal conviction to return interest.
Do not judge him, for above everything else love is a basic necessity of life, after all if we don't toast you in the presence of God where else again? Is it in the club we will now go and do it?
And you too Spiritual Brother,
It's like I will have to do a special series on how to woo a believing sister, because you people are equally not encouraging at all. The way you approach a sister in faith matters a lot, some of you are born again but your toasting skills still needs some serious repentance, you'll just carry your street credibility and enter the house of God.
See guys, there is nothing spiritual about toasting, open up and say it as it is doing you, don't approach a sister and start talking about how Nebuchadnezzar prayed for a wife and God heard him, go straight to the matters arising and forget about how Jonah swallowed the big fish, abi it was the fish that even swallowed Jonah
That was how I was doing my 5minutes mediation after service one Sunday when one choir master approached a sister beside me like;
" hi, i was watching you all through service, I love the way you worship"
Arrh arrhh watchman! You love the way she worship how? Are you assistant Holy Spirit? all in a bid to maintain his spiritual status in her eyes, haba uncle, this is one of the few battles where we are allowed to use small carnal weapons.
Start by complimenting her first, shower her with a little honest Jesus praise. Let me show you, start like this;
"Hi, wow! you look so nice in that blue dress (pause and wait for her to smile and say thank you, then pounce) been kinda observing you around lately, and I just thought I could come over and introduce myself in a bit, my name is Theophilus , (pause and wait for her to tell you hers, if you like go and be rushing, then pounce again) nice to meet you Chocolate. Hope you enjoyed the service today? (Wait again for her reply, then end the spiritual move there, don't go and be asking her what she learnt from pastor's preaching, go straight to the point) will I be asking for too much if i ask you out to a movie next weekend? Or, got any plans for next weekend? Cos I have two karaoke tickets and I was wondering if you would like to go with me.
(If she says she's not free)
nicely say 'oh , alright, maybe another time then, I will see you at the midweek service on Tuesday, enjoy a good week Chocolate." That's it, don't go and be asking for phone number, relax, knowing her name is a first victory, there's always a next Sunday)
(If she says she's free, great)
Nicely sound a little bit surprise, like 'oh wow, really, so mind if I give you a call sometime during the week to remind you? (Sure she'll say okay) then ask for her number. When you get it, stand there and call her first to make sure it rings, because some of these our sisters too can weak somebody, before She'll go and give you Angel Gabriel's phone number because you have mouth odour, So when you confirm it, just end with "thanks Chocolate, I will give you a call, enjoy a beautiful week, bye.
Jokes Etc / Re: Settling Matters Here by Jeholinkz(m): 11:40am On May 29, 2020
Nepa carry police go cut light for another police station..we de on the mata now

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