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FamilyRe: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by jejemanito: 2:47pm On Mar 24, 2017
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RomanceRe: “any Man Who Can’t Buy His Girlfriend Whatever She Demands With All His Salary I by jejemanito: 1:47pm On Mar 24, 2017
Mr Uche should treat malaria.
RomanceRe: Why Do You Behave The Way You Do? by jejemanito: 11:16am On Mar 24, 2017
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I don't like to be stopped undecided

Rush me? Nah in fact if anyone insists on rushing me that's when I enter snail mode

Upsetting me means I won't rest till I pay you back

I can go on and on

Bottom line: these shiits are pure folly

RomanceRe: Why Do You Behave The Way You Do? by jejemanito: 11:06am On Mar 24, 2017
Crap

Read through the descriptions objectively without focusing on your supposed zodiac sign and you will see that almost all of them describes you.
FashionRe: Lady Growing Her Dreads For 23 Years. See What It Looks Like by jejemanito: 9:25pm On Mar 23, 2017
Disgusting.
RomanceRe: How Do I Break Up With I Girl I Disvirgin'ed And Live For Chirst by jejemanito: 9:22pm On Mar 23, 2017
BENZENE123:
Hello everyone, I am in deep trouble...I met a girl while I was in the WORLD of sin, I fell in love with her and promised her everything, I plan to marry her but that time is still far....Alot of chemistry happened between us and she lost her virginity to me and mine to her....I still love her diee and she loves me even more, she can even die for me
Now the problem is that I have given my Life to Christ and I want to live for God. Please tell me how do i go about this and explain it to her that I can't continue in that life of sin without devastating her?
I am a graduate of pharmacy frm a federal university and she is a year one student of nursing.

CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye, Ebube Nwagbo, Onyi Alex: Who Is Hottest? by jejemanito: 2:26pm On Mar 23, 2017
Bumbae1:
I see they cropped out the ugly one grin
You won't make heaven grin
TV/MoviesRe: Thin Tall Tony: “I Didn't Deny My Family” (Video) by jejemanito: 10:55am On Mar 22, 2017
In an other news, guys that think with their diick should always remember that:

Kemen NEVER went for media tour

Kemen wasn't and won't be signed up as an ambassador of any brand

The guy truly really damaged his career. What a shame.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by jejemanito: 6:48am On Mar 22, 2017
First of, a thousand gun salute to you all Nairalanders watching and updating us here on this forum. As in, u na 2much

So I tuned in to bbn yesterday and day before yesterday and it feels like I've been watching it all my life

I just relate with everything I read for NL front-page and all the descriptions and analyses click!

So from what I've gathered, here is how I see things:

1. I was supposed to hate Tboss buh l'm yet to see why. The lady is as cool AF

2. Bisola is a bundle of energy and positive vibes and somebosy like her shud be widely liked buh i guess that mumu play wet she play with Tony ended up diluting the love viewers for shower to her side

3. Marvis' "Simbi-ness" is so sexy.

4. I dont like Debbie-rise. Her dull demeanour is so unattractive.

5. I don't like Bally at allllllllllll.

6. Efe's low intelligence can be embarrassing (like when Big brother corrected him in pronouncing one word like that after Don Jazzy left) but his wit and straight-forwardness and his realness are priceless. Like who yawns like a cow during the diary session in front Almighty Big brother and the rest of Nigerians?

7. Bassey deserves to go far cause that dude is so likeable and good buh I don't think the nigga got logistics-based fans to help move his ministry to the permanent camp.

8. Big brother na correct boss o. The way he kept asking Debby to list all the girls Bally has kissed and she exempted herself and bb was like "Is that all?" angry

Lol cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Hunter: "I'm Still A Virgin, My Boobs Get Me The Most Attention" by jejemanito: 2:50pm On Mar 20, 2017
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Let's start with who exactly you are first before we talk about your boobs which every woman has. undecided[/color]
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PoliticsRe: False Journalism Alert! Allwell Oji Is Alive! by jejemanito(op): 2:45pm On Mar 20, 2017
CharleyCharley:
Sue? In nigeria? grin
Na true oo grin

Blogs wey be say their net worth no reach 10k grin
PoliticsRe: False Journalism Alert! Allwell Oji Is Alive! by jejemanito(op): 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2017
If not because of:

Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.

Seun for hear am

Sly guy.
PoliticsRe: False Journalism Alert! Allwell Oji Is Alive! by jejemanito(op): 2:38pm On Mar 20, 2017
CharleyCharley:
Nigerian journalists are mad people o. Imagine waking up this morning and seeing 50 missed calls on your phone, then coming on nairaland front page to see your face plastered everywhere as someone who just committed suicide. shocked
As in. People won't really know the shock that comes with being in the news for the wrong reasons

It's best imagined

Buh if na me sha I will sue the blog that broke the news.

in fact, I will sue them outta business angry
PoliticsRe: False Journalism Alert! Allwell Oji Is Alive! by jejemanito(op): 2:32pm On Mar 20, 2017
Dude even released a live video an hour ago confirming that he's alive

PoliticsRe: False Journalism Alert! Allwell Oji Is Alive! by jejemanito(op): 2:30pm On Mar 20, 2017
After reading the friend's comment and went ahead to verify and found this:

PoliticsFalse Journalism Alert! Allwell Oji Is Alive! by jejemanito(op): 2:29pm On Mar 20, 2017
The doctor who's been reported to have jumped into third Mainland bridge was earlier confirmed to be Dr. Allwell Orji according one of the various infestations roaming about our cyberspaces claiming to be bloggers all because Linda Ikeja hit it big undecided

Well, according to his friend, the name "Allwell Oji" and the picture paraded as the deceased actually belongs to his friend who works as a nurse in a hospital.

Lalasticlala and Mynd44 come and do your work before someone sue you guys for defamation

CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Rita Dominic As A Beautiful Bride In Wedding Gown by jejemanito: 2:00pm On Mar 20, 2017
Milf still they follow do bridesmaid?

OH na for film sef undecided
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide On Third Mainland Bridge, Jumps inside Lagos Lagoon (Photos) by jejemanito: 7:32pm On Mar 19, 2017
huh
FamilyRe: "She Carry Belle For Front & Back" - Media React To Lady's Pregnancy Photo by jejemanito: 3:04pm On Mar 18, 2017
A thousand gun salute to that nigga jor

Him fvck the chick so tey she carry belle for nyash

Respeck man!
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by jejemanito:
Yo pipo are speaking too much grammar

The only reason Marcel seems better at dealing with the Mikaelsons is his ability to FOCUS

Damon and his mumu brother didn't have such luxury because of that stvpid girl called Elena
BusinessRe: What Happened To The Naira Swap by jejemanito: 10:46am On Mar 12, 2017
Ibelove:
disp("Recession and Doom"wink wink
Na you sabi grin
Christianity EtcRe: How To Satisfy Your Spiritual Thirst by jejemanito: 9:26am On Mar 12, 2017
huh
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Times Do You Read Your Bible Apart From Sundays? by jejemanito: 7:39am On Mar 12, 2017
I'm currently reading a book called the "Norse Mythology" and it feels like I'm reading another version of the creation story as told in the book of Genesis. Does that count?
BusinessRe: What Happened To The Naira Swap by jejemanito:
Fantasize about the miracle of currency swaps, pump in artificial cash all you want.

At the end of the day, we all will go back to ECN 101

IF Import >> Export THEN

Economy = "Recession and Doom"

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PhonesRe: Which Network Is The Fastest In Your Area by jejemanito: 7:31am On Mar 12, 2017
Of what use is mentioning the network without stating the AREA where such network is said to be fast?
CareerRe: I Regret Being A Medical Doctor by jejemanito: 7:22am On Mar 12, 2017
If I read this thing make thunder fire me
CelebritiesRe: Ese: "My Type Of Guys Were Not In Big Brother Naija" by jejemanito: 9:09pm On Mar 11, 2017
Honestly it is not easy to see this girl's mouth and not imagine her giving a BJ embarassed
SportsMy Friend Is In Trouble by jejemanito(op): 11:35pm On Mar 08, 2017
The guy no dey hear word undecided

Just negodu grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by jejemanito: 11:33pm On Mar 08, 2017
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PoliticsRe: EFCC Raids Mukhtar's House, Recovers Millions Worth Of Jewelry by jejemanito: 6:28pm On Mar 02, 2017
undecided
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Raped Every Night By 2 Female Spirits For 5 Years Now, Cries For Help by jejemanito: 9:11pm On Mar 01, 2017
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CrimeRe: These Men Were Arrested For Forgery, Selling Fake Milk And Injections, By NAFDAC by jejemanito: 12:03pm On Mar 01, 2017
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