₦airaland Forum

Vhicthorade:
Na im I wan ask, say, who dash you?

HungerBAD:
Lies.

These Guineans should respect themselves. We do not have a "Conte" as a name here.

Even the Rivers and Bayelsa people that have funny names like Horsefall,General,Pepple,Green and all other kind of assorted strange names,will not touch "Conte"

Lastking147:
I'll advice him to use like 500MG trams to mark register and fade Bruh
My ex is a LovePeddler plus she too dey lie
My padi even logged in

She be Nairaland?

condomuser:
I have been lashing this girl for like 3 years but due to my business schedule i can only be there to lash her two months in a year. She said i am the second person to lash her after she officially opened her gate for the first guy. The first time we do the thing her thing seem to be in good condition, it was tight and at some point i couldn't get my ruler to enter her sharpener. I had to re-adjust and tried again then the thing entered.

After that day i lash am again, to my greatest surprise my ruler went in with the sound "fiam", it was like a coin dropped in the ocean. I started the ignition and accelerated the engine, the first minute seemed ok but afterwards i knew i was deceiving myself as her sharpener just expanded without control.

On three different years i have constantly experienced same thing with her and i just cant understand. She expects say i will take things further but with that kind pot hole in between her legs it can never happen, a sane man cannot live with a girl like that.

How do i tell her that her thing is too wide

PrettyCrystal:
because they are robbers

Wrong answer

ernesty20:
Change to christian because christianity is the only way you can make heaven when you are dead.

Change before it is too late. Dnt say i didnt warn you

clarklord:
communication is not d prob bro

Trust me I will own up to that,that was just playing truth and dare,honestly I don't like to be dared,is someone dares me and it's within something I can do,I will do it. That's just me been the bad girl coco,leaving sister Sarah in the redeemed christian church of God and just being my naughty self, the next day I didn't even remember what happened"

Kondomatik:
Those people can dance eeh! And their gown allows free flow of nyash.

SpencerLewis:
Correct my brotherman jejemanito for ur most thought provoking comment. For this may ur days here on planet earth be longer than the legendary biblical uncle Methu...

Thanks bro