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FamilyRe: Happy Mothers Day, Come Share Your Mums Pic Celebrating Her by jejemanito: 10:03am On May 14, 2017
How many Mothers day do we have in Nigeria? huh

Ayam not understanding sad

RomanceRe: I Need Help!!! Masturbation Is Killing Me!!! by jejemanito: 11:10pm On May 13, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye's Reply To A Fan Who Said He Should Support Our Local League by jejemanito: 11:06pm On May 13, 2017
undecided
AgricultureRe: See The Grasscutter I Caught Today In The Farm by jejemanito: 10:00pm On May 13, 2017
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Trains With Manchester United Players, Snaps With Jose Mourinho by jejemanito: 8:56pm On May 13, 2017
Shiit

This is my 2000th comment on Nairaland and I wanted it to be an FTC post sad

Lalasticlala abeg you fit delete all the 18 comments above me cry
FamilyRe: 'I Do All The Underwear Shopping For Her';Man Who Loves To Package His Wife.PICS by jejemanito: 8:55pm On May 13, 2017
bukatyne:
Are Nigerian men so terrible that a wife has to mix something for her husband to treat her right?
Nah

That was just for laughs. Or was it?

We're talking of a grown ass man walking shamelessly into a store to order for g-string and pantyhose

That doesn't fly easily madam
RomanceRe: I Have No Idea by jejemanito: 8:41pm On May 13, 2017
Raydans:
Lol. which chapter you don read am reach now
I still dey Table of Contents embarassed
RomanceRe: I Have No Idea by jejemanito: 2:35pm On May 13, 2017
Raydans:
So i was climbing up the stairs and at the same time staring at this beautiful lady coming down.
I was lost that I missed a step, i staggared to get my balance and almost fell.
When she got to me, she smiled at me and said sorry. I was kind of ashamed, i managed to smile back and thanked her.
After my transaction with the bank i summoned the courage to talk to her atleast I have nothing to loose even if she declined.
I walked up to her, told her she looked gorgeous, inquired her name, she said she is omolayo i told her i almost broke my leg on the stairs because of her beauty, it would be a sin not have her contact before I leave.
She couldnt stopped blushing continously and asked me what I intend to do with her number.I said she would definitely get to find out, she smiled before she scribbled her digits down on a small piece and stylishly passed it to me.
I bounced out of the bank feeling fulfilled. I decided not to call her immediately and waited till weekend.
I called her up and asked to meet with her but she said her place was very far and besides she takes her weekends to rest and do her chores but she will be working half day the coming monday since its an holiday but she is not promising or assuring me. I understood and ended the conversation.
When it was monday, i was free. I decided not to bother or call her since she didn't assure me nor was it certain having at the back of my mind that she would call me if she changed her mind and wished to see me. I took a chill and enjoyed my day.

Later in the week i went to the bank. Stepping into the bank i sighted her, i noticed she saw me from the corner of my eyes but i decided to complete my transaction 1st as the priority before any other thing. So I faced the huge queue and battled for a space.

When i was done. I walked to her waved at her but she was blank cold, i thought she didn't notice so i raised my voice aloud and greeted her but no response. This was someone i was standing directly opposite her desk.
Her body language was completely oblivious of my presence.
I was shocked, @fter some seconds without any idea and outrightly confused i quickly left not to embarass myself.
I was lost in thought as i stepped out wondering what, how, where exactly things went wrong.
This was the same damsel that we are both excited smiling and laughing with ourselves the last time.

I thought so hard but couldn't figure something out. I only called her once after that day but her voice was cold and her response was i should call her back that is sleeping.
I gave up from that point but still couldn't figure what went wrong.
Anytime i visit the bank i hold onto myself and stay on my lane but she still steals glances at me and i always do too.
What could have actually gone wrong ?

Your scrutinizations are welcomed


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Christianity EtcRe: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by jejemanito: 12:24pm On May 13, 2017
grin
SportsRe: Has Victor Moses Done Enough To Win The African Footballer Of The Year 2017? by jejemanito: 12:10pm On May 13, 2017
igbsam:
When Kante is there ?

He should try more

I'm not a chelsea's fan. But Kante deserves it even more. Lifting the Trophy back to back.
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PoliticsRe: FFK Blast Pmb's Aide In New Tweets. Call Her Names by jejemanito: 7:27am On May 13, 2017
Oh look a mad man is fighting a mad woman

Don't expect me to separate them.
undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by jejemanito: 6:55am On May 13, 2017
gypsey:
what?! shocked 1000s of nigerians live in Malawi that country has constant electricity and clean running water unlike nigeria. some Europeans live in Malawi too there is money to be made there too don't underestimate Malawi
if that was in nigeria he probably would never have seen $7000 in all his life. I ve been to Lilongwe in Malawi I know, there tourism is fantastic
Dear lawd!!

That's it! I'm getting out of this hell hole. Even if I don't have money for flight ticket, I will enter okada

CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by jejemanito: 6:44am On May 13, 2017
Buh Nigerians they waka oo

Wetin carry person go Malawi huh
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by jejemanito: 6:38am On May 13, 2017
HungerBAD:
Pure bullying.

These guys should leave Chinedu alone,as he has not broken any international laws.

$10,000 and above, is what is required by law in any part of the world to be declared if carried by a traveler.

Of course he is a Nigerian,so fair game for bullying and harassment.
When IPOBians see hungerbad supporting Chinedu

CelebritiesRe: Fans Come For Regina Daniels Over Bedroom Photo With Boyfriend by jejemanito: 6:03am On May 13, 2017
That guy is an actor meaning it's likely a movie scene plus the spoilt brat never used any romantic caption for the picture, so why are they reacting?
RomanceRe: Dating Your Close Neighbour. by jejemanito: 2:39pm On May 12, 2017
Capital No

Neighbours with Benefits? By all means yes

Otherwise they your lane and stick to "good morning" and nothing more
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan, Ben Bruce At Halima Babangida's Wedding In Minna (Photos) by jejemanito: 2:32pm On May 12, 2017
hylyne:
Who is buhari?
A newly discovered specie of vegetable

Botanists in the house, please take note.
FamilyRe: 'I Do All The Underwear Shopping For Her';Man Who Loves To Package His Wife.PICS by jejemanito: 2:21pm On May 12, 2017
SirKriz:
LMAO grin grin

Come, you want to kill person with laughter, abi?
grin
PoliticsRe: Power Supply Worsens As Nigeria Records Another System Collapse by jejemanito:
Imagine an Ijaw man was our president

Imagine he was sick to vegetable standards

Imagine he worsened the economic air of a 180 million populace

Imagine how northern elders would have been releasing divisive comments at every muslim gathering

Imagine how El rufai would have used queens English to drag his name all over

Imagine how the west-controlled media would have eaten him raw, fan his incompetence to the highest level

Just imagine
PoliticsRe: Charms Placed At Akwa Ibom Ministry By Villagers (Photos) by jejemanito: 12:22pm On May 12, 2017
grin
CrimeRe: 'I Got Sexually Assaulted By My Mother's Partner Who She Is Still With'- Victim by jejemanito: 12:20pm On May 12, 2017
lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: 'I Do All The Underwear Shopping For Her';Man Who Loves To Package His Wife.PICS by jejemanito:
To the babalawo that did the mixing for that lady

CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Twerking On The Beach (Video, Photo) by jejemanito: 12:12pm On May 12, 2017
sad

CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Twerking On The Beach (Video, Photo) by jejemanito: 12:10pm On May 12, 2017
angry
WebmastersRe: Facebook Adds Another Reaction " Thankful" by jejemanito: 12:03pm On May 12, 2017
E remain the "small geh with a big God" reaction undecided
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony's Ajegunle Throwback Photo by jejemanito: 12:00pm On May 12, 2017
grin
EducationRe: China To Set Up Village On Moon, Sealed Up 200 Students To Stimulate Isolation. by jejemanito: 11:57am On May 12, 2017
hahn:
I thought our satellite crashed or something that year undecided
I salute your signature

CelebritiesRe: Efe Performs At Boss Land Night Club, Government House Asaba (pics) by jejemanito: 11:45am On May 12, 2017
undecided
RomanceRe: Question Of The Day! Guys Can You Be Gay For $30 Million? by jejemanito: 11:42am On May 12, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
You won't get honest replies with this hypothetical 30 million dollars until you put the money on the table. Some will even be gay for a year.....

Notice Ben Franklin's judgy expression.
Smart
RomanceRe: Kingtblakhoc Reveals How Much He Pays Girls For Porn by jejemanito: 4:37pm On May 09, 2017
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata's Birth Certificate & Passport Data (Photos) by jejemanito: 2:47pm On May 09, 2017
Her age don't intrigue me as much as lips embarassed
PoliticsRe: Another PDP Senator, John Enoh Decamps To APC by jejemanito: 2:45pm On May 09, 2017
No politician is worth defending. None

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